Since the spring of 1994 I have not stayed in one place for longer than two months. These exploits cover the whole of the US, Canada and Mexico, too. Through the years I’ve gained the ability to simply move into any town, make it my home, then stay as long as I like. It’s now easier for me to move around than it is to stay in one place.
“How is such a thing achieved,” one might ask? Well…
Long ago, as an antidote to the pressures of everyday life, I began taking motorcycle trips. As these journeys grew longer with each year’s passing, what started as a mission of soul searching gradually became a thing of great passion. I began to hate coming home. Next, I hated being home. Why did I return at all? In the spring of 1994 I set out to see if it was possible to follow this passion for one entire year. It was! In the spring of 1995, I returned only to liquidate everything, save what fit on the bike.
Yet, from the beginning it was never an endurance ride I sought. A life of hardships such as sleeping under a tarp on a picnic table in the rain was not for me. Besides, I’d always enjoyed my own pad. To this day am still very much a homebody. So, what I really sought was a comfortable system I could convert into everyday lifestyle.
I’ve achieved that very well and my life is now one of very low pressure, leisure, travel and, quite often, outrageous adventure. “Now how is that done?” Well, to my way of seeing things there are three absolutes necessary to a successful, long term, road-life. These are: A good home, easy access to showers everyday, and an active social life wherever I happen to be.
“Cool. How do you do that?” The answers that follow are, of course, only my own humble experience.
Although I live in camp, over the years these camps have evolved into what are, most often, wonderful places to be. I use mountains, trees, deserted structures, etc. to block wind because a windblown camp is truly a miserable experience. Locating the North Star by night will reveal the position of the rising sun therefore allowing me to set camp where it will best catch morning shade from the summer’s heat, and warming sunshine by winter’s chill. A tree overhead will keep me free of dew when all the surrounding land becomes soaked with late-night wet. There are 100 other little tricks, which when taken individually may seem trivial but when applied together can make a home in Nature’s splendor a most magical place to be.
I enjoy a folding chair, snug dome or “home” tent that’s furnished with a slice of foam rubber, two sleeping bags and a single quilt—all stuffed with down which gives me a big feather bed. When sun or rain persists, a roof is erected using one 12-by-16-foot industrial thickness tarp that keeps the surrounding area, including motorcycle, dry and shady, and can be either thrown over everything or strung into trees depending on one’s preference at the time. The motorcycle battery charges all lighting, cell phone, and computer too. There’s also a variety of other tools which, when combined, provide a very relaxing home.
I have become quite proficient at locating very private places on which to stay. I wish not to be disturbed even when sitting home naked to pound on these computer keys until late afternoon. These places are all around us; it’s just that one doesn’t take notice until he begins to use them. Think about it. When was the last time you slept without paying for that privilege? Trust me; it’s an easy thing to become used to.
“What about trespassing laws?” Let me assure you that sleeping on the land is not a real crime. You ain’t gonna do time for it. If the cops do show up (not likely) they’ll probably just check paperwork then let you stay or, at worst, ask you to move on. Still, I seldom make camp near people’s homes because it makes them nervous whereas a lone rider camped out and away is not really a threat. He’s more of a curiosity.
I realize that my approach to the details of making camp are pretty anal, but they are also barbed with many years of experience, and it’s to this eccentricity that I owe such great quantities of ease and comfort in my offbeat travels. For me, a good home is a necessity to making the strangeness of road life so pleasantly wonderful.
As for showers, I can only say that there are more ways to attain them than can be listed here. Yet I will state that, when visiting an area for any length of time, I invariably hook up with a YMCA or gym. These places often provide hot tubs, saunas, and other luxuries too.
To the necessity of a social life I locate a few hangouts then take time to make friends. I seek out rallies, cookouts, campouts, concerts, fairs, or any other event where people come together in a social manner. I also take time to visit many of the friends I’ve made across this great land.
Once these “accommodations” are fixed into place the town is mine. I can stay as long as I like. This kind of freedom may be impossible to fully comprehend until one personally experiences its rewards. But think about it: people’s travels are most often governed by their need for accommodations. What if that need was no longer a factor? Where would you go? What would you do?
As to the travels, leisure riding, huge events, and the kind of highway adventure that can never be planned, well, they are extensive.
— Scooter Tramp Scotty
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Scooter Tramp Scotty is a regular contributor to Bikernet and more of his adventures can be read right here: Real Life Gypsy Stories with Scooter Tramp Scotty.
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