Pre-Thanksgiving Day News

 

Hey,

 

            Another strange day in paradise. I’ll tell you why. I’m working on this book project for Motorbooks almost daily. I go to libraries, search the internet, buy subscriptions to newspaper archives and interview folks involved in the history of this club. But I still feel like time is slipping away. The manuscript is due in February. I’m starting chapter 16. Maybe the dilemma is the ending. I’m rolling on 2/3s of the book at chapter 20 and I’m still not sure how it’s going to end.

           
This club became some of the biggest bad-asses in the southland, yet they also survived several historic club battles that gave all clubs the strength to stand up to the man.
           
I’m also in the middle of trying to procure a grant to refurbish the outside of the Bikernet headquarters, but the city threw an additional challenge at our feet. They asked when I was going to open the coffee shop in the front lower section of the building. I’m not going to run a coffee shop, goddamnit. But we will refurbish the interior and make it ready for a Starbucks, or any coffee shop tenant. There are no coffee shops in this area, and the community needs one. At one time the Harbor Café resided in the front of this building. It was also call the Porthole Café. When we finish, it will have three brass ship’s portholes installed.
           
Okay, so now I’m trying to deal with zoning issues, and building and safety recently kicked off a department designed to help folks open restaurants. Hang on. Should we call it Bandit’s Porthole Coffee Bean Cantina? Let’s hit the news:

 
 

 

THE BIKERNET WOODEN MYSTERY OF THE WEEK– Just figured I better touch base so y’all don’t forget who I am!  Oh yeah, does anyone know what the heck this is? 

 

–RFR

 

 

BIKERNET HAND TOOLED SEATS OF THE WEEK–  Thought I’d shoot ya a couple photos of a couple seats I just finished. They are hand-carved, vegetable tanned leather with Mexican Round Braid, made for a custom Sportster.

–Tom Sawyer

Sawyer’s Motorcycle Shop

 

 
 
 
 
 
BIKERNET UNIVERSITY FAMILY COUNSELING FINDINGS– How to keep a woman happy…. Priceless! 

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber 

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist 

15. A gynecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer 

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic 

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant 

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous 

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

44. Compassionate

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 

45. Give her compliments regularly

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Not stress her out

50. Not look at other girls

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes 

–from Buckshot

 

 
 

 

OFFICIAL BIKERNET 5-BALL RACING ILLUSTRATOR SPEED REPORT–The new Morgan three wheeler, to be Harley powered.

 

–Dick Allen

 

 

 
 

 

LOVE RIDE BOSS REPORTS–The Love Ride was a great success, as witnessed by some of the folks you spoke to.  I have not had a single negative comment – Not yet any way!

There will be a press release sent out and more later.

BIKERNET has always been supportive, and I truly appreciate your continued support of the Love Ride.

 

 
 
 

 

 

 

BIKERNET BLACK MARKET BOOK DEAL OF THE WEEK–  The subject of custom painting is important because most bike owners sure as hell don’t want their bike to look like all those other scooters in the parking lot. And the easiest way to make a bike stand out in a crowd is with a nice custom paint job.


The book is timely and important because today more than ever, people want to learn how to apply custom paint themselves, without having to pay two to five thousand dollars for a candy job or really nice set of flames buried under multiple clearcoats. The other reason this book is important is because of the nature of modern paint. The new urethanes are expensive and can be toxic, so correct use of the materials is more important than ever.

This book is the only how-to-paint book that includes specific directions and tips from the King of Flames – Dave Perewitz. It is also the only book that will include a side bar and interview with paint experts from PPG Paint, discussing not only the newest materials, but also exactly how to use them to best effect.
           
For only $17.95 you get a series of start to finish painting sequences, almost like a video done with still photography. Copy and captions are compliments of Dave Perewitz, and Paul Stoll from PPG. Think of it as a 144 page shop manual written by Dave Perewitz, and Paul Stoll from PPG.

 

 

 

 

BIKERNET INSURANCE BOSS BRINGS YOU RELIEF EFFORT UPDATE– Here is the latest update regarding relief efforts for the victims of Saturday’s terrible crash, and the families of the Saddle Tramps who were injured or killed. Besides the other victims, there were children left without parents who will need our ongoing help.  These are all our Brothers and Sisters.
 
People wishing to make donations of checks can mail them to :
Saddle Tramps Relief,    16204 Alpine Blvd,    Alpine, CA  91901.
Also in need are “Food Gift Cards” purchased at any major food market, and mailed to the above address.
 
A Blood drive with the Red Cross will be held on Saturday Nov 20, 2010 from 8 AM- 3 PM at San Diego Harley at 5600 Kearney Mesa Rd. 

 

Also the San Diego blood Bank has set up an account for anyone who wants to donate blood for the local hospitals (UCSD),  People can go to any Blood bank here in San Diego County and donate!  The blood will credit the Saddle Tramps account. Go to any Blood Bank and tell the person at the front desk they are there to donate for the Saddle Tramps. The code is ST01.
This blood goes directly to local hospitals only.   This is not connected to Saturday’s Blood Drive done by the Red Cross.
 
 The pay pal account for donations should be up and running by early evening and will be on Face Book. Will send another email to confirm this once I have the word it is a go!
 
I want to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart for all the Love and support!
 
God Bless,
Monica Smith
Saddle Tramps MC

Do you have any questions about anything involved in this matter ?
You can call John at ( 619 ) 223-0421  

 
RSD Boss Wheel–RSD is again pushing the envelope of what a wheel design is and can be. The Boss is on top of the wheel game and has multiple levels of detail that carry from the hub to the rim lip. We’ve skipped nothing in the detail and level of design in this light weight, high performance wheel that promises to give your bike heaps of attitude. Available in Contrast Cut™ and in our NEW top secret proprietary two-tone black finish, Black Ops.  Design matched discs, pulleys and air cleaners are available in the Boss.


FEATURES:
Fully sealed, maintenance free deep groove wheel bearings
CNC Machined from aluminum forging
Smooth rolled rim lip
RSD black badge
Black Ops and Contrast Cut finishes
 
 
For part numbers and pricing, please contact your local Drag Specialties Dealer.
 
For media information and high resolution images, please contact Summer Sands at summer@rolandsands.com or (714) 228-8404.

 


BO HUFF MEDICAL FUND RAISER COMING–  
Geno from Ol SKool Rodz asked me to send u info on the Bo Huff medical fundraiser on Nov 27 in Colton CA.  Bo has contracted a rare form of blood cancer and needs help with his medical bills. He’s in critical care now and not doing good with an infection so they stopped treatment until that clears up… 

Would you be so kind as to post the following flyer on your site for us?

 

Our show will include cars/bike show, a flame eater, nine bands, a pinup contest, video conference to Bo, flag raising ceremony by a USMC friend named Brian Ballard, news coverage,food, vendors, silent auction of some cool swag including car parts and a lowbrow hot rod biker art exhibit/auction

 

All proceeds to Bo-we make no profit form this event and its tax deductible donation w receipts given out. The Denver Choppers are coming down as is Mike Craig, Fernando Hernandez and others from the bike scene.

 

Anna Marco

Feature Editor

OL SKool Rodz Magazine

Koolhouse Publishing

“Respect da House”

 

 

 
 
 
BIGGS H-D NEARS COMPLETION–  Biggs Harley-Davidson is heading on down the road, literally.  The San Marcos, Calif., dealership is moving after seven years to make way for a Costco. It’s current showroom will remain open through the move, which is under way, Melissa Ralston, marketing and promotions representative, told the San Diego Union-Tribune.
 
The back office has been moving gradually and motorcycles are scheduled to be moved Nov. 22. A grand opening is scheduled for Dec. 11.
 
The new location will have 23,000 square feet of showroom space and make better use of it than the current 50,000 sf space. The new space took a lot of remodeling because it was an empty shell, Ralston said. The dealership had to build a service bay, restrooms, offices and ramps.
 
Biggs is the only Harley-Davidson dealership in North San Diego County.
 
Posted by Holly Wagner

Published courtesy of Dealernews: www.dealernews.com 

 
NEWS FROM NORTH DAKOTA–  A truck scene seen on the streets of Bismarck.

 

–from Robin Hartfiel


 

REPORT ON HAMSTER FALL FOLIAGE RUN–  Sorry that this is overdue but I  wanted to say Thank you for all  your support of the Fall Foliage Run 2010!! My father and I appreciate  everyone coming to our event. We could not have asked for better weather and  an outstanding crowd!

We were  able to donate over $6,000 to Multiple Sclerosis. I personally delivered a  check to the local office and they were absolutely thrilled! It is a great  thing to have an event that everyone was talking about for weeks after and be  able to donate to a charity!

So once  again THANK YOU very much to everyone that made the FFR10 a huge  success!

Hope to  see ya next year!

Dave &  Jody
Jody  Perewitz
Perewitz Cycle  Fabrications
508-697-3595

 

 

 

FIRST ULTIMATE BUILDER CUSTOM BIKE SHOW SPONSORED BY BIKERNET.COM–  The winners for the first affilate show in Dallas (The Ultimate Builder Custom Bike Show)  is as follows:
 
Freestyle – Christian Dotson, Swingshot
Modified Harley – Lobo (Michael Daniel), Bagger
Performance Custom – Mark Adams
 
We had a great show. Pictures are here.

Christian Dotson scooped top honors in the FreeStyle class at the weekend in the first round of this winter’s Ultimate Builder Custom Bike Show World Championship affiliate competition, hosted at the Progressive International Motorcycle Show series opener at Dallas, Tx.
 
Dotson won with ‘Swingshot’, the radically styled project built around a 93 inch Accurate Engineering ‘Panhead’ style engine with which he announced himself on the custom scene by scoring an impressive 10th place in the AMD World Championship in 2007.
 
The win in the Harley-Davidson sponsored Modified Harley class was taken by Michael Daniel (&Lobo&) with his Low Rider Bagger; the winner of the inaugural Performance Custom class, a new class for the World Championship program, went to Mark Adams.
 
 
The series now moves on to San Mateo, California (November 19-21), followed by Seattle, Wa. (December 10-12), Long Beach, Ca. (December 17-19), and resumes after the Christmas break at Detroit (January 7-9), taking in consecutive weekend stops in Washington, D.C., New York City, Cleveland, Minneapolis, Chicago and Greenville, South Carolina, before the series’ grand finals at the Ocean Center in downtown Daytona Beach during Bike Week, March 9-12, 2011.

–Jeffrey Najar

 
See the feature on Chris Dotson’s winning bike on Bikernet: http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=287

 
 
 
 

 

WEIRD NEWS: ACTOR FATALLY SHOT FILMING MOTORCYCLE GETAWAY SCENE–  Actor Kirk Abella was masked and filming a getaway scene for the British film “Going Somewhere” when a watchman mistook the performer for a real bandit and fatally shot him.
 
The New York Daily News reports that when the director shouted, “Action,” Abella ran to his waiting motorcycle (and masked stunt driver) to make his film getaway — only to be grabbed by his shirt and shot in the back at close range by volunteer village guard, Eddie Cuizon, in front of dozens of spectators.
 
Police told the media that when the crowd heard Cuizon fire the gun they believed it was just part of the film — not realizing they were witnessing the actor’s murder.
 
The shooting took place in the Parian district of Cebu in the Philippine Islands, where criminals often use motorcycles to escape law enforcement.
 
However, the shooting was no simple mistake. Firearms are illegal in the Philippines, and before the incident the guard borrowed a friend’s .357 handgun and went to the police station — where he was informed that the filming was taking place. The watchman, accompanied by a police officer, then made his way to the film set to help secure the area. Police Chief Alexis Relado said, “I don’t know why he still accosted them.”

This is from the November NCOM Coast to Coast legislative report. See the full report tomorrow on Bikernet.–Wilburn Roach

 

 

NEW FROM CUSTOM CHROME Fat Baggers Inc. Original 3” Drop Seat Kit–

 A Custom Chrome exclusive! Get yourself lower and more comfortable with the Fat Baggers Inc. Original 3” Drop Seat Kit while at the same time not sacrificing clearance or suspension! Since the 09-later models are bolted together beneath the seat at 4 frame points, you simply remove all outer components, unbolt the factory rear/upper chassis section, bolt on the new Patent Pending FBI replacement sub-frame then re-mount your stock fender, bag mounting brackets, bags, etc.

 

Features and Benefits:

Lowers stock seat height 3″ or more

Allows better footing and control

Multiple seat options available

Re-use stock fender or upgrade to FBI Fat Fender

 

This innovative kit consists of three main components: the frame kit, a seat and a set of side covers.

 

Start with the Drop Seat Frame Kit.

Select your choice of side covers: standard or narrow,   painted or not.

Select your choice of seats to accompany chosen standard or narrow side covers.

Select ABS manifold and/or railguard caps as required.

 

Standard or Narrow seat and side cover options, two drop seat configurations are available:

 

Standard Drop Seat Kit: recommended for riders approximately 5′ 7″ and over who either want to sit more flat-footed on their bike or, for taller riders, to actually sit down into the bike more.

 

Narrow Drop Seat Kit: for riders that are approximately 5′- 6″ and under who need to sit closer to the ground for better footing and control of their bike. For the Narrow set-up, the side panels are pulled back from the tank while the seat bumps the rider forward 2″ and is tapered more to allow the rider’s legs to go more directly to the ground for optimal reach.

 

NOTE: CCI requires that all 3 major components (frame kit, seat, side covers) be included with each and every Drop Seat Kit sale. Only Seats and accessory items can be sold separately.

 

For more information and options contact your local dealer or visit www.customchrome.com  

 

 

HAMSTER’S SON GOES MISSING–Hey, Bro!  Jeff Erb’s, (the Bay Area hamster who owns the Back 40 restaurant) son Brian is missing. Don’t know if you can put it on the page, but I’m sending the link anyway…
B-

http://claycord.com/2010/11/16/family-searches-for-missing-concord-man/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook  

 

 

 

 

NEW BIG BOAR BATTERY FOR CUSTOM APPLICATIONS– Hey Bandit, I forgot to tell ya, that it fits ’04 up rubber mount Sportys and V-rods!

 

–Aaron

Big Boar


 

 
 

 

CHRISTMAS MAY BE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER– but K and G Cycles has gifts under the tree for you right now! Let’s talk about apparel this week in our “Peel Back” Specials.
 
The Kerr Company has some great deals leathers and helmets.
 
Check out this value priced Naked Leather Jacket with racing inspired design, mandarin collar, full quilted liner, zippered chest pocket and silver hardware.
Kerr has a 5-year unconditional warranty on every aspect of their USA made leather products, including the stitching and hardware.
This jacket looks great and is priced great.  Men’s sizes 38-50.  Yours for only $269.10 and for sizes 52-58, only $299.10

What about a Shorty Helmet with Quick Release in Boneyard Black and Silver?
Or maybe with a Carbon Fiber Design? A Checkerboard Design perhaps?
Are you a Flat Black with Skulls kinda guy or gal?
Are you into a German Cross design on the helmet back?
 
Whatever your style may be, these D.O.T. helmets are only $54.00 in any of the designs. That’s 25% off retail and that’s an early Christmas!!

This is just a taste and there is much, much more on sale this week at K and G Cycles.  Come on by at www.kandgcycles.com  and give us a look.
 
Be sure to check us out on Facebook at www.facebook.com/kandgcycles . There is always a Facebook-only sale going on for our fans.
 
K and G Cycles is proud to earn your business every single day with every sale. K and G Cycles…kinduvabigdeal!!!

 

 

BIG SIS TURNS UP THE HEAT– New super-enhanced pat-down more invasive.  The TSA’s invasive new screening measures include officers literally putting their hands down people’s pants if they are wearing baggy clothing in a shocking new elevation of groping procedures that have stoked a nationwide revolt against privacy-busting airport security measures.

 

Forget John Tyner’s “don’t touch my junk” experience at the hands of TSA goons in San Diego recently, another victim of Big Sis was told by TSA officials that it was now policy to go even further when dealing with people wearing loose pants or shorts.

 

Going through airport security this past weekend, radio host Owen JJ Stone, known as “OhDoctah,” related how he was told that the rules had been changed and was offered a private screening. When he asked what the procedure entailed, the TSA agent responded, “I have to go in your waistband, I have to put my hand down your pants,” after which he did precisely that.

 

Stone chose to conduct the search in public in the fear that the TSA worker would be even more aggressive in a private room.

 

“If you’re wearing sweat pants or baggy clothing, I was wearing sweat pants they’re not baggy, they’re sweat pants,” said Stone, adding that the agent pulled out his waistband before patting his backside and his crotch.

 

Even the TSA agent who put his hands down the man’s pants was embarrassed at what he had been told to do by his superiors, apologizing profusely to the victim.

 

Speaking with The Alex Jones Show today (video coming soon), Stone went further – noting how the TSA thug directly patted down his testicles, penis and backside while his hand was inside Stone’s pants. Stone was initially embarrassed to reveal the full scope of the groping but related the details of what amounted to nothing less than outright sexual molestation.

 

–Paul Joseph Watson & Alex Jones

Prison Planet.com

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

 

 

DO YOU HAVE AN EARLY H-D FUEL INJECTION SYSTEM, ZIPPERS CAN HELP– Yes, the ThunderMax conversion Kit will replace the MM system. The kit includes all of the electronics the customer will need as well as the ThunderMax and a new throttle body. The customer retains the original wiring harness and gas tank, so installation isn’t as complicated.

Let me know when you get the Bikernet classifieds up and running. 🙂
 
–Rosie Van Schoor
Zipper’s Performance Products
W – 410.579.2828 ext. 144
F – 410.579.2835

 

 

 

AMAZINGLY BAD NEWS OF THE WEEK–  After his Denair, Calif., school told him to remove the American flag from his bicycle, Cody Alicea, 13, received an amazing surprise when hundreds of patriotic bikers — many of them veterans — showed up to escort him to school Monday morning:

 

–Rogue

 

 

1938 INDIAN WITH SIDECAR ON DISPLAY AT STURGIS MOTORCYCLE MUSEUM AND HALL OF FAME–  John Paul DeJoria’s 1938 Indian with Sidecar is now on display at the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum. The bike has been at the Legendary Buffalo Chip Campground for the last two years where it was prominently featured in the Buffalo Chip’s Legends Ride. In 2010, The bike brought PeeWee Herman in to numerous Buffalo Chip events during the 2010 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.

 

The bike is significant for the museum because 1938 was the first year of the Rally, said museum executive director Christine Paige Diers. “We’re very excited to have it.“ The motorcycle can be seen from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily all winter.

 

 
 

 

NEGOTIABLE DEAL OF THE WEEK–1976 XLH Sportster. It runs good for just $2,500.

 

–Tim

 

 

REPORT FROM BIKERNET FIRE STATION–  A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The little girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. ‘That sure is a nice fire truck,’ the firefighter said with admiration.

‘Thanks,’ the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.

‘Little partner,’ the firefighter said, ‘I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster. ‘

The little girl replied thoughtfully, ‘You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.’

 

–Vickie Kelly

 

 

 

SAILING MAGAZINE COMES TO BIKERNET – Just In Time For Christmas
The Holidays!!–  Latitudes  Attitudes TV Just Completed – 5th Season
Now in High Definition!!  At last, the best boating show on national TV, Latitudes  Attitudes, all 13 episodes are now available in one collection of 3 DVD’s, including extra added video!

Pre-order NOW! for Holiday Delivery!

Pre-order pricing good until 12/10/10 ONLY!
Regular $39.95
Pre-Order Price just $25.
Sail the Hauraki Gulf and enjoy a barbecue at Lin  Larry Pardey’s home in New Zealand. Cruise the Caribbean and South Pacific, visit Croatia and go behind the scenes at the 100th running of the Chicago-Mackinac Race.  Plus new boat reviews, product demos, cruisers’ photos, sailing tips and a weekly quiz.  Oh, and of course, one of my “Attitudes” at the end of each episode.
The best season yet, and it’s in High-Definition!

Also First Time Offered!!!
NOW AVAILABLE – ALL THE ISSUES From 2010 ON ONE DVD
For the new subscriber…
(0r even-shudder-for a non-reader!)

All Issues Of 2010 Lats  Atts on DVD
Show your friends just how sick you are!  Get all the issues (Jan-Dec 2010) of Latitudes  Attitudes Seafaring Magazine on a Single DVD! That’s right, 11 leg-wetting issues, complete and un-abridged, in both the flipping page version and as PDF’s! Also get three sample TV shows (no commercials!  How kewl is that?!  
All 2010 Issues Plus Extras on 1 DVD
Just $19.95

 

 

 

BIKERNET READER FINDS KENNY CAMINITI STORY– I was going thru some sports related stories on the web and Kenny’s photo popped up in one of them. That made me stop and reminisce for a moment or two. From there, I ran across your column and read it thru. I knew the Caminiti’s back in the mid 70’s when his mom, Yvonne, was our admin in a field service group in San Jose CA where I worked my first job fresh out of electronics school. They were generous, gracious people and treated us new-hires like friends they had known their whole lives. I still have a Star Wars t-shirt she gave me for my birthday many many years ago. Years later, my wife and I watched Kenny play some ball at San Jose State.

I just wanted to say that I was touched by your column. One humorous item that I can impart to you involves a ski trip back in ’77 or ’78 when he was pretty young. His family and several of us from the office were in Tahoe for a ski weekend. We all were in a cabin up there someplace. Kenny was being a pain and was bugging me. I grabbed him, pushed him to the floor, then picked him up by his ankles and thumped his head on the floor a couple of times, telling him he’d better not mess with me. It wasn’t too awfully long after that when he could probably have done the same thing to me! I never saw much of him after he left home, never knew his wife or family. His parents have since left the Bay Area and unfortunately, I’ve lost track of everyone.

Again, thanks for such a thoughtful column. I ride too, but have only been at it for a little less than three years… mid-life crisis you know. Now on my second one, a Vulcan 900, which is plenty of bike for me. Your bike in the photo is gorgeous! Maybe one of these days…

–Tom G

 

To see the story go to: http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=8280 

 

 
 

 

FUCK OLD SCHOOL, HERE’S NEW SCHOOL– How is the mudflap FXR going …Just like you I’m always happy to see fresh new bikes/styles. These amazing New Skool bikes are by Buck from  www.vtm-auch.com     from France.

The Star Trek bike and Aquamarine (which had an snowscooter carb above its heads) blew my mind almost 20 years ago, and with Spacester he did it again. I’m a big Fan of this Man, who I think is a real visionary.

–Paul F.
 

 

 

UNCLE MONKEY THE CRITICS’ CRITIC–  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There has been a lot of talk lately as to what art is, what art is worth, and what is not. The biggest misconception is what qualifies someone to be an art critic, or any kind of a critic as far as that goes. There are people who claim years of training at the finest universities or right of birth – being born on the “right” side of the tracks gives them a distinct leg up as to what is art, what is hip, what is in fashion compared to us simple common folk. The truth is that there are no qualifications to be a critic. Either you like something or you don’t.

 

All too often though professional critics are swayed by what they read in a book or worst yet wikipedia and the all-important dollar. Many wine critics will rave about the virtues of one wine over Night Train even though both glass were poured from the same box. Because they have been told something costs more, they believe that it has to be better.

What makes one painting worth tens, even hundreds of thousands of dollars compared to another that is worthless has more to do with personal wealth and self gratification then anything else. We may ask why someone would pay $50,000 for a 24″x24″ white canvas with an orange stripe down one side. A lot has to do with bragging rights. “Yes, I can piss away that kind of money on something anyone could do.” A lot has to do with income tax/ net worth. The art becomes an asset, no longer taxable, $50,000 hanging on a wall that the IRS can’t get their hands on.*

 

Motorcycles and particularly Harleys have long been considered art, sleek lines, metal, leather and chrome coming together in Man’s mastery of machine. Paint has covered the entire spectrum of art from bare metal, flat rattle-can black, to high gloss trick paint, engraving, chroming, gilding, brassing and anything else that can be applied to metal; and yes even rust. Subject matter has covered highbrow, lo-brow, Sci-Fi and pornography. They have express person beliefs, personal passions, love lost, gang affiliation.

 

What makes one better then the next? Nothing more then personal taste. Some riders are comfortable with a graphic image of a naked angel fornicating with a demon while some prefer standard black. People question why a motorcycle paint job would be worth over a million. Why would a white canvas with a stripe be worth $50,000 or $3 million like the Canadian Government spent on one? In the end beauty, art and its price, are in the eye of the beholder.

 

-bad Uncle Monkey

 

*The IRS will always find a way.

 

 

 
 

RATTLESNAKES REFUSE TO RATTLE–  We have killed 57 rattlesnakes on two separate ranches this year. 24 @South bend & 33 @ Murray, since mid May. Not one has buzzed! We provoked one fair sized boy with a stick and he coiled & struck at the stick a couple of times before he buzzed up and rattled. The purpose of this explanation is that I have been hearing the same from fellow ranchers and hunters in regards to the lack of warning with rattlesnakes.

 

I had lunch with a friend today and he offered a theory about the fact that these bugs aren’t rattling anymore. He raised pigs for years and reported that when he would hear a rattlesnake buzzing in the sow pen, the sows would bee line to it and fight over the snake. For the uninformed, pigs love to eat rattlesnakes. Therefore, the theory is they are ceasing to rattle to avoid detection, since there are plenty of pigs roaming the countryside. I have a neighbor ranching lady who was bitten 3 weeks ago 2 times by the same snake without any warning….she spent 5 days in ICU, after 22 vials of anti-venom she is back at the ranch and still may lose her foot or worse yet her lower leg.

 

The days of perceived warning are over. Keep your boots on and use a light when out and about. As you all know, one can pop up just about anywhere! You may wish to forward this to anyone that would be interested. 

 

–from Ted. T.

 

 

BIKERNET UNIVERSITY FINALS–  THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.

 

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘downunder.’

 

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

 

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

 

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…

 

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment?

A:Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

 

–from Irving Marsh

 

 

OFFICIAL PRODUCT FROM NEW INDIAN COMPANY–  The World’s Fastest T-Shirt Company strikes again! Don’t seem to have bikes or dealers, but they have ornaments online!

 

–Robin Hartfiel

 

 

 

WHY OUR GREAT GRANDPARENTS WERE SUCH A HAPPY LOT– A bottle of Bayer’s ‘Heroin’. Between 1890 and 1910

heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for

morphine. It was also used to treat children

suffering with a strong cough.

 

 

Coca Wine, anyone?  Metcalf’s Coca Wine was one of a huge variety of wines with cocaine on the market.  Everybody used to say that it would make you happy and it would also work as a medicinal treatment.
 

It’s no wonder they were called, ‘The Good Old
Days’!! From cradle to grave…Everyone Was Stoned!!!

–from Ted T.
 

 
 

 

ROLAND SANDS ON THE MOVE–We heard a rumor about Roland Sands hanging out at a new building in Orange County. Bikernet will take a tour tomorrow and bring you more news in the near future.

RSD has officially moved into a new facility. We are still working on getting it in tip-top condition, but it is a pretty bitchin spot. We will probably do a Grand Opening when the retail area is fully functioning, hoping for January or March (Feb usually too hectic with Cinci & Indy). We would love for you to come check it out if you are in the area – give me a call or email.

 

–Summer

 

 

 
 

BIKERNET’S FAVORITE BANK–Bank encourages second amendment–CHAPPELL HILL — Any would-be robbers looking to walk into the bank here had best think twice. There’s a new sign in town.

About a month ago, Chappell Hill Bank president Edward Smith looked at a sign on the front door prohibiting concealed weapons from his business and decided to make a policy change. Licensed to carry a handgun? Come on in, and bring your weapon.

 

The sign, now prominently displayed on the bank’s front door, says: “Lawful concealed carry permitted on these premises. Management recognizes the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution as an inalienable right of all citizens. We therefore support and encourage the carrying of licensed concealed weapons.”


Smith said he made the policy change to send a warning to potential robbers, and also to express support to Americans’ right to bear arms.

 

“We had the sign on the window, the red circle with the pistol inside and a line through it.” And I started thinking, “We’ve got this no gun sign up and the guy (robber) can come in and do what he wants. But if you’ve got a policy allowing handguns, he won’t know how many people are going to be in here carrying a concealed weapon. There may be some little old lady who’s mad at the government, and she’d love to use it.” he said.

 

The bank has been robbed twice in the last three years, including last March when a Western-attired man walked in, ordered bank employees to fill a canvas bag with money and then fled in a pickup truck. The man, who did not brandish a weapon, has not been caught.


The sign has made Chappell Hill Bank and Smith somewhat of an Internet sensation.

 

A photo of the sign has made its way around the world, and Smith has even been interviewed for the National Rifle Association’s radio network (http://www.nranews.com). He’s also been contacted by other media outlets wanting to do stories.

“It’s kind of gotten a life of its own,” he said.

 

Expressions of support have far outnumbered criticism.

Smith been contacted by officials from larger banks considering to take similar action, and has received e-mails in support from across the United States and even from England, Canada, and Germany.

 

“I haven’t gotten any from Chicago or California, which doesn’t surprise me,” Smith said with a laugh. “We did get a real nice e-mail from an 88-year-old World War II veteran who said it’s about time somebody stood up in this country.”

 

The NRA has even invited him to speak at an upcoming convention, but Smith said, “I’m still deciding on that.”   Smith said he’s only received one negative e-mail, from an anonymous sender.

 

The policy change has also brought Chappell Hill Bank a handful of new customers and comments from people outside Washington County that they’d bank there if they lived here, said Smith.   “I tell them that we’re a full-service bank and we’re on the Internet. They can bank online,” he said.

 

 

GRIMES QUICKEST NORMALLY ASPIRATED MOTORCYCLE IN THE WORLD, AGAIN– Pfafftown, NC: In case you haven’t heard– Tommy Grimes riding the Ray Price Racing Screamin’ Eagle Top Fuel motorcycle has re-taken his quickest naturally aspirated motorcycle in the WORLD title back home again. Please keep in mind at this event, multi cylinder metric bikes and Harley-Davidson traditional Top Fuel bikes compete against each other.

With nime very devoted companies putting on the race in Valdosta GA. Manufacturer’s Cup, Grimes rode side by side with Takeshi Shigematsu on DJ Johnson’s race ready Top Fueler for the quickest side by side Harley Davidson pass ever. Tak ran a 6:13 but with Grime’s holeshot, Grimes took the win light with a 6:16 to back up his 6:15 from qualifying. Re-establishing the monumental record back to North Carolina.

On Sunday, Grimes ended up in the Finals against, Larry “Spiderman” McBride, the worlds quickest supercharged motorcycle. Jeremy Hoy, Justin Heinle, Mark Morgan and Ray Price threw “everything they had” at McBride, with “nothing to lose” as McBride’s supercharger had already run an 5.85 at the Valdosta facility. Apparently “everything” was a tiny bit too much with Grime’s tire spinning, McBride took the win, but hurried back to have pictures made with RPR Racing.

The mighty 9 companies proving their commitment to drag racing deserve a BIG THANK YOU, not only for your efforts but your dollars and time as well dollars. Brocks Performance, Fast by Gast, MPS, MRE, MTC, Orient Express, PR Factory Store, Schnitz Racing and Star Racing, many thanks to you all.

 

 

 

CHRISTMAS DEALS FROM THE MASTER, ERIC HERRMANN–The ultimate Pool Room art, if you’re a little more daring than most. You’d think the title says it all, but try and turn your attention away from the nice racks for a moment and contemplate the entire painting! Did you notice her jewelry (chick’s like that stuff) or the pile of Benjamin’s. Is the cigar in the piston ashtray (my motorsport heritage) her’s? The wallpaper is skull and pool cue crossbones. 128 of them throughout. A cocktail, chalk, and the rack arranged showing the numbers 69. There’s more to an Eric Herrmann painting than just a shallow façade…well maybe a little.

 

Garage Art From $400.00

Artist Eric Herrmann is well known for his original motorsport paintings on canvas and his highly collectable limited edition prints. For twenty years now he has elevated motorsport art to the museum and gallery level with massive canvases fetching mid five figure price tags. Well, temporarily at least, times have changed.

 

Always the creative one, Eric was searching for a process to create original paintings of your vehicles, with an affordable price tag. Not computer generated, or airbrush art, but an original painting done with a brush and paint. While painting some graphics on the bathroom door in my studio, I refined an old process, and developed my new line of ‘Garage Art’ paintings.

 
Toll Free: (888)200-6554
Local Phone: (480) 575-7559
Fax: (480) 575-7707
Address: 42215 N. LaPlata Road Cave Creek, AZ 85331
Email: Eric@EricHerrmannStudios.com

 
 

 

2005 – West Coast Chopper El Diablo II Softail FOR SALE– Built by WCC for a well know client who’d prefer to remain anonymous, (he’s a movie star) until any real prospects inquire.

 

Low miles, garage kept, only ridden to church on Sundays by a well know actor.  Could be a wild adventure to buy this bike…

 

Have some interest already, so if I get any real bites I’ll let you know.

 

Much ass gassy ass,

 

–Gard Hollinger

LA County Choprods

18001 S. Figueroa Street, # F

Gardena, CA 90248

(310) 353-2467 Tel

(310) 768-4100 Fax

 

 

NOMINATED AS ONE OF THE WORLD’S BEST SHORT JOKES–A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’

 

‘Not yet,’ she replied.

 

–from Irving Marsh

 

 

 

FULL-ON CLASSIFIEDS COMING TO BIKERNET– Coming soon to Bikernet, The Classifieds, where you can sell your bikes, buy bikes, sell your parts, buy parts, and advertise your shop! This is going to be a GREAT service for everyone.

 

I am proud to be involved with Bandit and Bikernet on this. I look forward to meeting you and talking with you!
 
Mike Pullin (aks STEALTH)
704-516-4630
       

 

 

 

FROM HIWAYMAN JUST BACK FROM MOROCCO– Just got back from Morocco.  I didn’t forget Bikernet.   Left to right: Abdul-Driver and Security (AK 47 hidden in tire compartment of truck), me, Hassan-Cook and translator (languages encountered in one day include French, Spanish, Arabic, and three dialects of Berber), Naji-Guide and “Fixer” (Naji could also speak many dialects, and seemed to personally know everyone in Morocco).

 

Morocco is a beautiful, warm, welcoming place, with people who are the same.

 

–Hiwayman

Director of Bikernet Forum Board

 

 

 

SO, HERE’S THE DEAL–Hell I don’t even know what the deal is? I wish I did, and I’m sure Obama wishes he does. Let’s see, what’s next on Bikernet. If I can write a couple of book chapters tomorrow then Saturday I’ll shift to the shop and the 5-Ball factory racer Compu-fire ignition and new S&S cam from Custom Chrome switch. If that bike runs like a champ after the transformation, I hope we can determine if the cam timing was out, or it was an ignition problem? I want to be as honest as possible with my findings, and I don’t want to blame Thunderheart, if it wasn’t their ignition module. I’ll keep you posted.

          
Over the weekend we will post a very cool Paul Garson feature, the Coast to Coast Legislative update, and five book reviews from Bill Hayes, including Harbor Town Seduction. This info was taken from Bill’s Thunderpress column. Bill just published a new book about clubs and the history of clubs, called American Biker. It says something about the Truth on the cover. When Bill, the Booze Fighter’s girlfriend, Jennifer, writes a book, we’ll read the truth, goddamnit. We are sending a copy of American Biker to Kevin Thomas, the official Bikernet Book Reviewer, next week. Then you’re read our report on Bill’s Truth book.

            ABATE of Washington’s boss called for a California boycott since our lovely Governor decided to sign SB 435 into law, the noise bill, which goes into effect, with muffler certifications, in 2013. That gives us a couple of years to cut it to shreds. I agree with Ron. This state is out of control. I wrote Schwartzneggar against the bill, but did he pay any attention, nooo. Here’s a not-so-funny one. California attempted to legalize marijuana, it failed, so I asked all the kids I know, who smoke dope, if they voted? To a man, they were all stoned at the time and didn’t vote. Good god. Gimme whiskey.

 

Ride Forever,

 

–Bandit  

 

 

 

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