December 21, 2006 Part 3

BIKERNET NEWS XMAS ALERTS–TATTOOS MAKE SADDLEMAN SEATS, DELUXE TANK BAG FOR BUELLS, W8LESS ROTORS COMING TO EARTH, CANADA BIKE EVENT SCHEDULE, ROLAND SANDS CHARITY BUILD, FORD DEAL FOR YOU FROM BIKERNET READER, ASSALT WEAPAN SPONSORED BY SPYKE AND EASYRIDERS BIKE SHOW RETURNS TO POMONA

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METRIC THUNDER AND SADDLEMAN TEAM TO GET YOU A SEAT–Win A Custom Thunder Saddle of Your Tattoo!–This is what you have been waiting for. For the next 7 months MetricThunder.com will be giving away a custom Thunder Saddle each month. These saddles are the most exclusive saddles and most comfortable saddles every made. They are very cool because each saddle represents your tattoo.

The Tattoo Contest

BANDIT of Bikernet will pick the best looking tattoo of the month and we will make a custom Thunder Saddle with the Tattoo embossed on the saddle. Each saddle comes equipped with Saddlemen’s Saddle Gel. Saddle Gel makes an incredibly comfortable seat and allows you to stay on your motorcycle for longer periods of enjoyable riding.

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How to Enter the Thunder Saddle Contest

Entering is easy. Just send an email to: tat@horsepowermarketing.com with your:

? Name
? Telephone number
? Picture of you and your tattoo
? Year and model of motorcycle

It’s just that easy. Send a picture of yourself sporting your favorite tattoo and you could be riding around with it on your motorcycle. It is your exclusive seat that is a show stopper and conversation piece wherever you stop.

Next Week
We select December’s winner next Thursday.

For more details and rules http://www.metricthunder.com/news/2006/12/12/the-ink-flows-december-thunder-saddle-contest/”>clicking here.

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NEW DELUXE TANK BAG FOR BUELL XB MODELS–MILWAUKEE (December 22, 2006) – The new Deluxe Tank Bag (P/N 92330-06Y, $142.95) from Buell Accessories features weather-resistant polyester fabric and waterproof zippers. The rigid body maintains its shape whether empty or full, and expands up to four inches for increased storage capacity. This bag features a removable MP3 case and two other side pockets, inner lid pockets and removable dividers. A mounting system with snap-buckles makes it easy to install or remove the bag, which comes with a rain cover and shoulder strap. The Deluxe Tank Bag fits 2003-later Buell XB models.


For additional information on Buell Accessories, see your local Buell dealer or visit the Buell website at www.buell.com. To find a dealer near you, call toll free 1-800-443-2153 in the U.S.A. or Canada.

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W8LESS ROTORS COMING– Happy Holidays to you and yours. Hope all of your expectations and dreams are becoming a reality. Your web site is awesome , to say the least .

With a solid 1 April production date from Benmaxx , we are moving ahead . Seems the small town in Michigan where rotors will be produced has voted to assist Benmaxx with a manufacturing building and tax incentives. Don’t have all the details yet, should have them soon . Enclosed are new photos, with rotor we will be producing.

–Ray

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GIVE THE GIFT OF BCCOM!–Looking for the perfect gift for a fellow motorcycle enthusiast? Why notgive the gift of BCCOM! 2007 memberships are now available through theBCCOM Office 1-877-580-0111 and our website www.bccom-bc.com.

WIN FREE TICKETS TO THE VANCOUVER MOTORCYCLE SHOW!The first 5 people to reply to email update will win 2 tickets to Vancouvermotorcycle show on January 25-28, 2007 at the Tradex Centre in Abbotsford.More details about the show can be found at: www.motorcycleshows.ca

SUPPORT BCCOM BY GETTING YOUR VANCOUVER BIKE SHOW TICKETS EARLY AT DEELEY’SAdvance tickets for the Vancouver Motorcycle Show are on sale at the BRANDNEW location of Trev Deeley Motorcycles at 1875 Boundary Road in Vancouver

You will get a special deal if you purchase advance tickets from Deeley’s:Adult tickets $10Junior/Youth (7-15) tickets $5

Trev Deeley Motorcycles will be donating $1 for every adult bike show ticketsold to BCCOM (British Columbia Coalition for Motorcyclists).Monday to Friday 9:00 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.Saturday 8:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

Open these Sundays in December 2006:

December 3, 10, 17 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.
December 24th we are open from 10:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m.

They will be closed on Monday & Tuesday, December 25 & 26th and closed onSunday & Monday, December 31st & January 1st.

–Trev Deeley Motorcycles
www.trevdeeley.com
(604)291-2453

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED FOR THE VANCOUVER MOTORCYCLE SHOW!BCCOM is looking for volunteers to help staff our booth at the VancouverMotorcycle Show on January 25-28, 2007 at the Tradex Centre in Abbotsford.Volunteerswill receive free admission to the show. Our shifts are as follows:

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BIKERNET SPONSORS SANTA CLAUSE FOR 2006–I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend, BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You’re on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a f—ing book so you can learn to read and write?

–Santa

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace, love, and joy in the world for everybody!

Love,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot before they had you, didn’t they?

–Santa

Dear Santa,
I don’t know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I’d like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.

Love,
–Teddy

Dear Teddy,

Look, your dad’s banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he’s gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It’s time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.

–Santa

Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.

Love,
Francis

Dear Francis,
Nice name Francis. Who names their kid “Francis” nowadays? I bet you’re gay.

–Santa

Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.

Love,
–Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of your Dad’s scotch.

–Santa

Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?

Your friend,
–Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.

–Santa

Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we’re sleeping, do you really know when we are awake like in the song?

Love,
–Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? You must be a blonde. Good luck in whatever you do. I’m skipping your house.

–Santa

–from Chris T.

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ROLAND SANDS DESIGN, INC. BUILDS CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE TO BENEFIT RIDE FOR KIDS CHARITYPROGRAM– LA PALMA, Calif. (November 28, 2006) – Roland Sands Design, Inc. today released images of its Ride for Kids charity bike for the Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation. The bike is a collaboration between Cycle World Magazine, the Ride For Kids Program and Roland Sands Design (RSD). With the creative vision of founder Roland Sands, RSD took a stock Honda 919 and transformed it into an urban street fighter they have dubbed “Brave Heart.”

“This project was an opportunity to support a greater cause,” said Sands. “We called this bike Brave Heart to embody the tremendous spirit these children possess. I hope it generates excitement and more importantly, that it raises a significant amount of money for the fight against pediatric brain tumors.”

When the “Ride for Kids” Program needed to raise money for children overcoming their struggles with brain tumors, they pulled on the heart strings of award-winning motorcycle designer Rolandapproached Sands Sands and his R&D team at the Roland Sands Design studio in La Palma, California RSD. With a the Honda 919 Street Fighter as the building initial platform, Sands went to work designing “Brave HHeart” in his renowned racing style that would draw attention from do-gooders and performance- minded motorcycle lovers to benefit the children.alike.Sands is known for his racebike-inspired, performance-first design ethic, and Brave Heart follows that theme with Performance Machine wheels and brakes, Vance & Hines exhaust, Dunlop tires and Ohlins suspension in the front and rear.Sands, the 1998former AMA 250GP roadracing champion, has skyrocketed to fame in the past couple of years as one of the hottest custom-bike builders in the country, and is often featured on the popular cable-TV series’ “Biker Build-Off,.” “American Thunder” and “Super Streetbikes.” RSD is currently engaged in designing, developing and commercializing premium performance parts and accessories for V-Twin and Metric Sportbikes under the brand name Roland Sands Design. Sands is known for his racebike-inspired, performance-first design ethic, and Brave Heart follows that theme with Performance Machine wheels and brakes, Vance&Hines exhaust, Dunlop tires and Ohlins suspension front and rear.

“This project was an opportunity to support a greater cause,” said Sands. “We called this bike Braveheart to embody the tremendous spirit these children possess. I hope it generates excitement and more importantly, that it raises a significant amount of money for the fight against pediatric brain tumors. I wish I could keep this bike, but I feel good knowing it will go to the garage of a caring enthusiast.”

RSD is proud to put their our designs and prototyping capabilitieses to work on this worthwhile project,” said Sands. “toWe hope to generate excitement and awareness for the Ride for Kids Program andwith this project and gain the attention of the younger people who associate with Sands and his bikes to RSD. sI encourage everyone to step up and buy some raffle tickets and to support the cause.”

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FORD DEAL FROM BIKERNET READER–I want to let you and all your readers know about an opportunity to purchase most Ford Motor Company vehicles at the X-Plan rate. I am a retired United Autoworker from Ford as well as a motorcyclist, a budding Land Speed Racer and a Bikernet Assalt Weapan sponsor. I have several X-Plan slots left this year and I want to offer them to fellow bikers and your readers. There are no strings attached simply contact me and I’ll hook up anyone who asks with this offer. The X-Plan is like dealer cost, there are no hassles and the X-Plan price is printed on the vehicle invoice so the buyer doesn’t have to haggle for the best price.

Some may ask why I am doing this. It’s simple… I am retired from Ford Motor Company so my retirement is directly related to the health of Ford. I am also an American Consumer Patriot who believes that the best way to help my country is by supporting American Made Products. The best thing we can all do is to purchase American Made Products which will contribute to the economic health and lively hood of our fellow Americans. I ride Harleys because they are American made and I try whenever I can to buy products Made in the USA.

As I said there are no strings attached, if more people reply than I can help I will talk to my fellow UAW members and try to find more X-Plans from them. Use of the X-Plan offer still allows all cash incentives to apply too. From December 08, 2006 through January 2, 2007 the plan is also offering an additional $500.00 Bonus Cash on most vehicles.

Interested readers can reach me at nicksshop@gmail.com.

Be American, Buy American
–Nick Roberts”Every man can make a difference. And all of us should try.” President John F. Kennedy

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SPYKE INC NEW BONNEVILLE ASSALT WEAPAN SPONSOR–We’d like to thank Bill McCahill and the Spyke team for sponsoring our 2007 Bonneville Effort. Spyke has supported and sponsored other Bonneville bikes and they saved out ass last year with a high performance starter. We are running a Spyke starter again this year. And you’ll be blown away by their latest development, a one-wire charging system for generator case bikes from ’36-’69. Check ’em out.

–Spyke Inc. 562 803 1700

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EASYRIDERS V-TWIN BIKE SHOW RETURNS TO THE LOS ANGELES FAIRPLEX IN POMONA–(Newbury Park, CA) – November 2006 – Easyriders Events proudly announces the kick-off of the 2007 Easyriders V-Twin Bike Show Tour at the L.A. Fairplex in Pomona, Calif. on January 6th and 7th. Show hours are Saturday, from 10am-10pm and Sunday, from 10am-5pm. All ages are welcome to this family-friendly event showcasing the best custom motorcycles in the world. A complete schedule of events is available online at www.EasyridersEvents.com.

Bike Show attendees can expect to see the best of the best custom-built motorcycles in the world combined with hundreds of motorcycle-related merchandise and service exhibitors. Thousands of custom designs will be showcased throughout the Tour, with top honors being awarded in Kansas City, Missouri on May 5 at the Invitational Bike Show. Bike Show competitors in the all-new Pro Class will be vying for more than just top honors; they’ll be competing for one of six places on the 2008 Easyriders Centerfold Tour, which affords the opportunity for any bike builder to reach an unprecedented level of national exposure.

As featured on Country Music Television’s new hit show, Foxworthy’s Big Night Out, the Purrfect Angelz (a.k.a. The Home Wreckers) will perform live at each Bike Show location and are available for photo shoots with bikes entered in the competition. In addition to the top-notch choreography and fashion shows put on by the Purrfect Angelz, the Fryed Brothers Band, which has been called the “epitome of biker bands,” will entertain the crowd with several live musical performances throughout the weekend.

Dorian Swanner, owner of Carolina Custom Products, Inc., is building a ground-up custom motorcycle to be given away to one lucky attendee at the end of the 2007 Bike Show Tour. This custom motorcycle is a Carolina Custom drop seat chopper with a polished S&S motor, Baker 6-speed transmission, 300 rear tire and features exotic sheet metal with custom paint. Swanner has also designed and created custom trophies for the 2007 tour, which are sure to beautify any winner’s trophy case. Additionally, Ralph Randolph of Rockem and Sockem Motorcycle Co. is feverishly building a one-of-a-kind motorcycle to be given away at the 2008 Easyriders Rodeo Tour Grand Nationals in Chillicothe, Ohio. Both giveaway bikes will be on display for the public at all 2007 Easyriders V-Twin Bike Show Tour locations.

Additionally, world-class creations from Paul Yaffe of Paul Yaffe Originals, Kendall Johnson of Kendall Johnson Customs, James and Dave Kaye of The Detroit Bros., Ralph Randolph of Rockem and Sockem Motorcycle Co., Bill Rucker of Rucker Performance and Austin Weiss of Streamline Designs will be displayed for up-close viewing at each of the Easyriders V-Twin Bike Shows. “Each of this year’s builders has been selected and personally invited to join the ranks of ‘Centerfold Tour’ predecessors like Billy Lane, Rick Fairless and Ron Finch. The excitement is in the diversity of these phenomenal motorcycle builders,” explained Easyriders Events president, John Green.

Lucas Motorcycle Oil Products proudly sponsors Easyriders Events in addition to Bikernet.com. For additional information regarding the 2007 V-Twin Bike Show Centerfold Tour, Carolina Custom Products Motorcycle Giveaway, Rockem and Sockem Motorcycle Giveaway, Exhibitor Information or Bike Show Competition Entry, please call our offices toll-free at 1-800-962-9857 or visit us online at www.EasyridersEvents.com.

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BIKERNET CLASSROOM INVESTIGATION–As a teacher, Ms. Jones was very curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. “Tell me Patrick, what do you do at Christmas time?” she asked.

Patrick addressed the class, “Well Ms. Jones, me & my twelve brothers & sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come home very late & we put mince pies by the back door & hang up our stockings. Then all excited we go to bed & wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys”.

“Very nice Patrick”, she said. “Now, Jimmy Brown what do you do at Christmas?”

“Well, Ms. Jones, me & my sister also go to Church with Mum & Dad and we sing carols & we get home ever so late. We put cookies & milk by the chimney & we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents.”

Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked, “Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?”

Isaac said, “Well, it’s the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing ‘What a Friend We Have in Jesus’. Then we all go to the Bahamas.”

–from Nick Roberts

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