November 20, 2003 Part 2

BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–WHITEHORSE HOLIDAY NOTIONS, EMBEDDED BIKERNET REPORTER AND MUSTANG TANKS ARE BACK.

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HOLIDAY IDEAS FROM WHITEHORSE PRESS– WIDDER LECTRIC VEST to keep you toasty now that colder weather has set in. Time to try one and see for yourself. $128.99http://www.whitehorsepress.com/email.asp?cn=52&en=en0309&id=s2

TOTAL CONTROL: HIGH PERFORMANCE STREET RIDING TECHNIQUES by Lee Parks for those who want to take their street riding to a higher level. 159 pages, $24.95http://www.whitehorsepress.com/email.asp?cn=52&en=en0309&id=parl

STASHSAFE FANNY PACK to keep your stuff secure and handy. Slim design offers convenience, comfort and style. $29.95http://www.whitehorsepress.com/email.asp?cn=52&en=en0309&id=2300

MOTORCYCLE LIFT for those mid-winter wrenchers who want the perfect shop helper at an affordable price. Only $189.95http://www.whitehorsepress.com/email.asp?cn=52&en=en0309&id=lift

ON ANY SUNDAY 30th ANNIVERSARY BOXED DVD SET containing the greatest motorcycling films of all time: ON ANY SUNDAY, ON ANY SUNDAY REVISITED, and ON ANY SUNDAY: MOTOCROSS, MALCOLM & MORE. $49.95 (Films are also available individually in both DVD and VHS format.)http://www.whitehorsepress.com/email.asp?cn=52&en=en0309&id=oaad

TRAVEL SOCKS and TRAVEL UNDERWEAR. What could be more like Christmas than socks and underwear! Ours are perfect — quick-drying, comfortable, and “no-itch.”http://www.whitehorsepress.com/email.asp?cn=52&en=en0309&id=sokp (SOCKS)http://www.whitehorsepress.com/email.asp?cn=52&en=en0309&id=tu3 (UNDERWEAR)

The bright red Holiday edition of the Whitehorse Press Motorcycling Catalog should have arrived at your house this past week loaded with more gift ideas for you and yours. Take a look inside, then shop online at http://www.whitehorsepress.com

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BIKERNET INVESTIGATOR EMBEDDED IN CELEBRATION– I have observed for the past year and a half all the build up leading up to Harley-Davidson’s 100th Anniversary Celebration. I have seen a lot of people and a lot businesses jump on the band wagon. Let me say H-D is a great American success story before I go any farther. This past weekend I witnessed one of the weakest attempts to jump on the band wagon before the year closes out.

Three dealers here in North Carolina hosted the “HEAD DISTILLER” from Jack Daniels so he could sign your bottle of Jack commemorating “100 YEARS of MOTORCYLING in NORTH CAROLINA.” The weather was good, so I decided to attend all three events and observe. All you had to do was go down to your local ABC store and lay your $40 down for the bottle and “THE HEAD DISTILLER” would sign it for you after you stood in line for at least 2 hours or more! I could not believe how many people bought into this farce! Most of them never realized this had nothing to do with H-D’s 100th celebration. Nowhere on the bottle did it say H-D anything. A small badge hung around the neck of the bottle that said “Celebrating 100 Years Of Motorcycling In North Carolina.”

That was it! In 1903 H-D produced three bikes. I am going to go out on a limb here and venture to say that not 1 of the 3 made it to North Carolina! Another point in fact that this had nothing to do with the H-D 100th celebration, I guess you can fool most of the “New Breed” of so-called bikers with about anything. They thought they were getting something that would be priceless in years to come, but the reality of it is that it won’t because it doesn’t say H-D anywhere on the bottle. I guess I have to say to this, “Each his Own.”

To me I can spend my $40 to add something to my bike. I guess at the end of all of this hoopla everyone went home happy, especially “THE OLD HEAD DISTILLER”! One big business had lined their pockets by taking advantage of another big business’s 100th birthday! Only in America! I think I will go the old ABC store and get me a bottle of that stuff you drink, Tully-More Dew or whatever the hell it is called???

–Agent 99

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THE MUSTANG’S BACK–Paughco has just reintroduced what may be the most popular Chopper gas tank of all time, THE MUSTANG TANK. Available in 8 sizes the 2.2 gallon model shown here measures 16″L x 9″W x 7″ H. Integrated mounting tabs at the front and rear make for simple and clean installation to any chassis with a top tube.

Pressure tested before shipping the Paughco MUSTANG TANKS can be ordered with 1 or 2 caps, and in capacities up to 3.4 gallons. Each tank is fit with accommodations for a pair of ” petcocks. You can even order a deep tunnel, wide body MUSTANG for that popular “FATBOB” look.

You get all this and Paughco’s renowned quality starting at just $120.00! For complete details call 775-246-5738. On the Web at www.paughco.com

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BIKERNET RELATIONSHIP ADVICE–A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her.One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.

Wife: Who is this?

Woman: This is the maid.

Wife: We don’t have a maid.

Woman: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.

Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?

Woman: He’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.

The wife is fuming. She says to the woman, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”

Woman: What will I have to do?

Wife: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he’s with. The woman puts the phone down.

The wife hears footsteps and then gunshots, then more footsteps.

Woman: What do I do with the bodies?

Wife: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.

Woman: But there’s no pool here.

A long pause …Wife: Is this 555-4821?

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