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BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT– As you all have noticed I have been absent for the past couple weeks, never before I’ve been away from my report over the last few years, but this time it was for a major reason. I might or might not explain, or let you know about later.
I want to thank everyone that was worried about me, and what was going on. I’m fine. Nothing more than a big ass back log on the shop since I took a couple days off and like I was not behind before, now I’ve spent the last few days playing catch up with mere everyday stuff. To say the least I’m drained, kinda of stressed and still dealing with everyday life. I had 5 articles for The Horse, plus all the stuff here and in reality I did not feel like doing shit, much less get the ideas to write about stuff!
But as you know, the world is the idea maker, how about you guys in California? New governor, chick groping, adulterous, my kind of guy, but to what extent the world of make believe in the famous Lala land goes, Ahnold is govahnor. Let’s hope his steroid infested, muscle bound head finds the space to get rid of the fucking helmet law. I love California, but I guess this all proves it’s really fucked up. If anything, his step up in life is a story of real drama and perseverance from a muscle head with nothing, to becoming a star, married to one of the richest families in the US and now governor of Cali….what a ride.
I missed the Custom Chrome dealer show, which I heard was really cool. Sadly, I had to bail out on the trip, but I’m sure the people who actually made it will let us know about what went on. I really regret not spending the few days in Frisco with friends that I usually see.
On the up side, we have a new member on the family, I mean, another dog. We got Pancho a chick, so soon we will have a bunch of Fila Brasileros running around the house and shop. It was also a little reward for my dog after taking two 9mm slugs in him and surviving while defending my parents.
Oh well, that’s it for now. We have some new 3/4 sleeve shirts and a bunch of the chopper freak stuff, if interested visit our website, also if you have a chance check some of the photos by Michael Lichter in the latest issue of ER.
See you next week. Biketoberfest is near!
Jose
SHE WAS SO BLONDE?
? she thought a quarterback was a refund
? she thought General Motors was in the army
? she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
? at the bottom where it said “sign here” she wrote Libra
SHE WAS SOO BLONDE?
? she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
? she sent a fax with a stamp on it
? she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
? under “education” she put “Hooked on Phonics”
SHE WAS SOOO BLONDE?
? she tripped over a cordless phone
? she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “concentrate”
? she told me to meet her at the corner of “walk” and “don’t walk”
? she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE?
? she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
? she studied for a blood test
? she sold her car for gas money
? when the sign said “AIRPORT LEFT” she turned around and went home
SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE?
? when she heard that 90% of crimes occurred near home, she moved
? she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
? she thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless
? she thought she could not use her AM radio in the evening
from Rogue
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL–It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she’d get to know the new kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: “My name is Mary, and my daddy is a mailman who delivers mail to big government buildings.”
The next little boy says: “I’m Andy, and my Dad is a mechanic at a Porsche dealership.”
Then one little boy says: “My name is Jimmy, and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men.”
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject.
Later in the schoolyard, the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and timidly said, “No, my dad raises money for the Democratic Party, but I was just too embarrassed to say it
–from Rogue
DEAL OF THE WEEK–There is an auction in town here in Springfield Illinois. Mint unrestored 1912 Harley and many other cars and parts,
Here is the link, also I have seen the bike up close if memory serves me right it has 3 original miles
http://www.biddersandbuyers.com/ads/101803gaule.htm
BACK TO SCHOOL– A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment to get their parents to tellthem a story with a moral to it. The next day the kids came back,and one by one began telling their stories.
Most of them were the usual “Don’t put all your eggs inone basket,” or “Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched,” varietyuntil the teacher asked little Michael to tell his story.
“My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen, ” he began.”Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and herplane got hit. She had to bailout over enemy territory and all she had was 2bottles of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete?
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn’t break,and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops! She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets,then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke,and then she killed the last ten with her bare hands! “
Good heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “what kind of moral did your daddytell you from that horrible story?”
“Stay the fuck away from Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking”
–from TBear
Good Sign it’s going to be a bad day–from Bob T.
WHY SOME ATHLETES CAN’T HOLD REAL JOBS– Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter DonKing: “Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison forthree years, not Princeton.”
Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costaswhy he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: “Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye.” (Deadman walkin’)
Of course, the classic one that’s missing here is when Shaq O’Neill wasinterviewed at LSU upon being drafted into the NBA, an interviewer inquired about his talents. Shack replied, “Coach sayI’m amphibious — ya know man, I can go left or right.”
–Chris T.
Old shot from Bob T.
BIKETOBERFEST 2003–Officially Daytona Beach Biketoberfest is October 17-19th, but I guess that some one forgot to tell the Bikers of Florida or more likely they have So Much Fun they are getting an early start.
Pre-Biketoberfest parties are going on all over the coast, not just in the Daytona area. Many bikers have found out that some really good parties with decent prices and entertainment surround the famous beach.
Billy lane is scheduled to appear at the County Line in Melbourne which is at the intersection of Florida route 192 and I-95 Friday night for their weekly party.
Space Coast Harley Davidson on US1 also in Melbourne has a whole day of events Saturday.
Webster Flea Market: Jim Collins Memorial Fundraiser, 352-793-9700.
Brooksville: Abate’s Annual Spooks & Scoots, mailto:patti.winter@gte.net
Raven’s Nest Halloween Scavenger Poker Run -352-325-0300
Kissimmee: Barbeque at Legends Cycles: – 407-870-5571
Longwood: Handlebar Grill: 600 North Rt.17-92 -407-339-4949
Sanford: Bar Out Back: mailto:mixsono@ci.sanford, – 407-310-9167
Port Orange: Pre-Biketo-berfest Swap Meet and Blow Out at the Black Hills Saloon, 5007 S. Ridgewood Ave. Wet-T-Shirt Contests, Best Chaps, Old Skool to Neo Bike Shows.
Well you get the idea. There is just too many to post here and this is just a few.
Recently I received an e-mail from Geno at the Horse Magazine though inviting me to the Meet and Greet they are throwing at The Last Resort Bar, 5812 S. Ridgewood (US1) in Port Orange on October 18th where they will also be hosting the Ol,Skool Hardcore Chopper Show.
I will definitely be there shooting it for Bikernet.com. Shit if you show up you might even get your mug on the net or in the magazine. Scantily clad females and those showing what they got will be a slight priority. But then again we have been know to show ugly males too. Okay, Okay I will take every one’s picture and let the staff pick the ones they want.
Enough of this. I’m going for a ride and research more party joints.
Party Hearty
–ROGUE
TEXAS SWAP MEETS– Just a quick note to remind you’all about the First of our Fall Swap Meets coming up this Sunday October 12th at the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas. The Weather Channel predicts a pretty weekend in Dallas with Partly Cloudy skies and a high in the upper 70s. We Predict BARGAINS WILL BE FOUND as the phone is ringing hard here at the Scooter Times Office and an ever growing diverse Vendor Line-Up is contacting us for booth space.
Vendors are moving in at 7am and the Swap Meet is officially open at 9am. $8 adult admission Be there !!
For more information log on to www.texasscooter.com or call the office at 254-687-9066
–Red Roberts
ALSO DON’T FORGET SUNDAY OCTOBER 19TH is the “Texas Style Party Drags” STATE FINALS at Lone Star Raceway Park in Sealy just outside of Houston. Long range forcastsat the Weather Channel look GREAT for the “Last Big Drags of ?03” Make your Plans –
NITRO HARLEYS – TOP GAS HARLEYS – NOSTALGIA FUEL HARLEYS & 30 TROPHY CLASSSES FOR ANY TYPE OF HARLEY DAVIDSON – Lots of EXCITEMENT for just $20
WHEELS THROUGH TIME MUSEUM–Glad to see that your museum is open for viewing. I remember what a specialcollection it is, especially all the memorabilia. I have visited Asheville- beautiful place and gracious people – so I’m somewhat familiar with thearea.
I’ll send a couple of copies of that issue today, and forward this to anassociate, Keith Ball, who I’m sure would also be interested in visiting themuseum.
Buzz
Editor
American Rider
(805) 667-4317
Check the antique motorcycle museum covered in the recent issue of American Rider–it’s killer.
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