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NEW SOFTAILS FOR 2004–We’ve posted the new Dynas, Sportsters and this week the new Softails. Check the special reports for all the features and upgrades.
COPS GONE BAD–North Carolina – The Seaboard chief of police has been arrested on federal charges of cocaine trafficking, extortion and perjury.Law enforcement sources said Craig Ira Clapp, 44, of Enfield, was arrested and handcuffed in front of the Northampton County Courthouse in Jackson Friday. He is federal custody in Raleigh under no bond.
Agents with the Organized Crime Drug Enforcement Task Force, the N.C. State Bureau of Investigation and the Drug Enforcement Administration charged Clapp with conspiracy to distribute cocaine and crack cocaine, two counts of extortion of money under color of official right and two counts of making false declarations before a federal grand jury.
According to a news release from the office of the U.S. Attorney Eastern District of North Carolina, the drug charge carries a maximum penalty of 20 years, three years supervised release and a $1 million fine.
The extortion counts carry a maximum penalty of 20 years, three years supervised release and a $250,000 fine per count.
The perjury counts carry a maximum sentence of five years, three years supervised release and a $250,000 fine per count.
Clapp had an initial appearance before U.S. Magistrate Judge William A. Webb in Raleigh. He was held without bond pending a detention hearing scheduled for Wednesday at 10 a.m. in Raleigh.
Seaboard Mayor Melvin Broadnax said Saturday Clapp had been chief for about three years.
–from Rogue
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MotorCycle Free You Haul
Ad In The Paper
Old Motorcycle
“Free: You Haul
Is All The Ad Said
Circled It With
Ink Colored Red
Called The Number
Ol Woman Answered
She Wasn’t Very Far Away
Asked If I Could Stop By
Take A Look Today
She Said It Was Ok
Grabbed My Keys
Jumped In My Truck
I Was On My Way
Knocked On The Door
‘Ol Woman With A Smile
Answers The Door
Said She Will Be WIth
Me In A Sec
Offers Me Something
To Drink , Sure Is Hot today
Yes It Is Mam Is All
I Had To Say
She Said Son
I’m Don’t Move Fast
These Days
I Said Take Your Time Mam
I’m In No Hurry Today
Sittin At Her Table
Just Chatting Away
I Could Tell She Was lonely
Well I Was Too So
What Harm Could It Do
Before I Knew It
Thirty Minutes Had Passed
Finally We Walked To The
Garage To Look At
The Bike At Last
She Said My Husband Kept
It Under This Old Tarp
He’s Been Gone Since
Eighty Three
I’m Selling this House
Don’t Need Such
A Big Place Just For Me
And My Health’s Not The Best
I Gently Pull Up The Tarp
Not Knowing What To Expect
After A ‘Lil Peak
I Couldn’t Hide My Smile
It’s A Harley I Heard Her Say
I Just Smiled
My Husband Bought it New
Summer Of ’59
Lord we Had A lot of Fun Times
He Called It A Panhead
I Think That’s What He Said
I Don’t Know What It’s Worth
I Don’t Imagine Much
I Have Some Papers
And Parts That Go With It
If Your Interested
You Gotta Take it All
I Can’t Keep It
The New Place Is Too Small
I Said No Problem
Helped Her Sign The Title
Loaded up Saddle Bags
And Some Fringes That
Were Packed In A Box
Didn’t Pay Much
Attention To It At The time
I Just Scored a Panhead
It Didn’t Cost Me A Dime
Jumped In The Truck
And Said Good Bye
Noticed A Washer
Sitting Out By The Curb
Said Mam Did
Your Washer Break?
She Said Why Yes
Can’t Really Afford
A New One They
Cost So Much
Ohh I See
You Gonna Be
Here All Day?
Yes I Am
Why Do You Ask
Ohh Nothing
Just Wanna Stop By
After I Drop The Bike
And Eat Lunch
Something I Want
To Give Ya
Me ? The Ol Lady
Just Asked
Yes Ma’am I Don’t
Taking This Bike
For Free I’ll Be Back
Give Me An Hour Or two
Ok Sonny I’ll See Ya Then
This Is Something You
Really Don’t Have To Do
I Started The Truck
Dropped The Bike At Home
Of To Sears I Go
Bought The Top Of The
Line Washer, Dryer New
Fridge And Even A Tv Set
Asked If They Could
Deliver Today
Sure The Man Said Right Away
Off To The ‘Ol Womans House
We Went
You Should Of Seen Her Eyes
When She Seen The Washer
She Needed So Much
Not To Mention The Rest
I Told Her it Was All Free
Tears Streamed Down Her Eyes
Thank You Son And God Bless
No Ones Ever Helped Me
So Very Much
Would You Mind If
I Gave You A Hug?
Not At All Ma’am
Call Me Betty. Ok Betty
My Bros Call Me Pan
Written By Panhead Josh Of Outlaws World
BIKERNET WEB INVESTIGATION–We recently scanned the internet for the best motorcycle related sites. Sure, Bikernet scored high, but for general news the American Motorcycle Network won the prize. For hardcore news check out Bikernews.net and for legislative news check the AMA site. If you’re looking for antique bikes click on George’s antiques and for the girls there’s BikerLady.com.
LEAVING THE OFFICE EARLY–Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
“No way,” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday.”
–from Thomas C.
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