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VIRUS ALERT–If you receive an email titled: “It Takes Guts to SayJesus”DO NOT OPEN IT. It will erase everything on your harddrive..This information was announced yesterday morning fromIBM; AOL states that this is a very dangerous virus,much worse than”Melissa,” and that there is NO Remedy for it at thistime.
Joyce L. Bober
IBM Information Systems
Pittsburgh Mailing Systems
412 – 922-8744
–from Rev CarlR
POLICE DEPT. ANSWERING MACHINE!!–Hello, you have reached the Police Dept’s Voice Mail. Pay closeattentionaswe have to update the choices often as new and usual circumstances arrive.Please select one of the following options:
To whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem that youcreatedyourself, press 1.
To inquire as to whether someone has to die before we’ll do something about a problem, press 2.
To report an officer for bad manners, when in reality the officer is tryingto keep your neighborhood safe, press 3.
If you would like us to raise your children, press 4
If you would like us to take control of your life due to your chemicaldependency or alcohol, press 5
If you would like us to instantly restore order to a situation thattookyears to deteriorate, press 6.
To provide a list of officers you personally know so we will not takeenforcement action against you, press 7.
To sue us, or tell us you pay our salary and you’ll have our badge, ortoproclaim our career is over, press 8.
To whine about a ticket and/or complain about the many other uses forpolicerather than keeping your dumb ass in line, press 9.
To whine about speed traps when there is no such thing, press 10.
Please note your call may be monitored to assure proper customer supportand remember…..we’re here to save your ass, NOT kiss it! Thanks forcalling your local police dept. and have a nice day.
–from Bob T.
MARRIAGE ALERT– Tiny SFVHA and Chopper Girl were married in Vegas on July 9th. I just finished this sign for their front porch…Thought you would get a kick out of it…
–Later Boyz, Big Dave
ROSE CITY THUNDER–We are putting on the Rose City Thunder Event here in Portland, I wanted to make sure you had all the information about the event…it’s –geo george [georgeduz@yahoo.com] KIRDISTAN REPORT–I have been living in kirdistan, inIrbil, Iraq. It’s between Mosul and Turkuk. The Kirds love usand their new found freedom. I’ve only seen one H-D. It’s beenfive long months. They ride cheap mz and someJawas. Spc. George REGISTRATION OPENS FOR 11TH ANNUAL BEACH RIDE– Proceeds from annual motorcycle ride to the Queen Mary Events Park To benefit Exceptional Children?s Foundation (ECF). July 21, 2003, Registration began today for motorcycle riders and enthusiasts to take part inThe 11th Annual Beach Ride benefiting the developmentally disabled community served by theExceptional Children?s Foundation (ECF). On Sunday, September 7th 2003, riderswill begin the ride from various locations throughout central and southern California andconverge at the Queen Mary Events Park in Long Beach for a day of food, festivities, and entertainment. There is online registration through September 5. Click HYPERLINK “http://www.beachride.com” www.beachride.com and click ?online registration.? Star of the hit TV show Dallas, Larry Hagman will once again serve as the GrandMarshal for this year’s event. Hagman played the famous character J.R. Ewing on the long-time hit drama. Beach Ride will also feature performances by Bad Company former lead singer Brian Howe, and Black Oak Arkansas. In addition to musical performances, festivities at the Queen Mary Event Park will also include a Mr. and Ms. Beach Ride competition, food, vendors, a tattoo contest, and bike show. The entrance fee to participate in the Beach Ride is $30 at the starting points and $35 at the gates to the Queen Mary Events Park. There are starting points in Canoga Park (Micah McCloskey’s Custom Cycles), Marina Del Rey (Bartels Harley-Davidson/Buell), Glendale (Harley-Davidson/Buell of Glendale), Ventura (The Shop), Ojai (Deer Lodge), Harbor City (California Harley-Davidson/Buell), Oceanside (Harley’s House of Harleys and Kennedy’s Custom Cycles), Lancaster (Harley-Davidson of Lancaster), Westminster (Harley-Davidson of Westminster), and Malibu (Pier View Restaurant). Registration begins at the Queen Mary Events Park at 9:30 am. Visit HYPERLINK “http://www.beachride.com” www.beachride.com or call 1-800-696-3727 to check on registration times at the starting points, and get more details on vendors, pledge program, and online registration. Founded in 1946, the Exceptional Children?s Foundation (ECF) is one of the oldest and largest charities in California serving children and adults with developmental disabilities and acquired brain injuries. ECF provides a continuum of programs and services including Early Start, developmental activity, residential, work training, supported employment, and recreation to nearly 2,000 people with mental retardation, autism, epilepsy, cerebral palsy, and other related cognitive disorders each year. Continued On Page 3
