July 25, 2002 Part 1

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LA BIKE SHOW ROCKED

It may have rocked the coast of California, but I had three luscious women in my house the entire weekend and never got laid. What’s up with that? Alright, the show was a dazzler on the water and you’ll see a couple of reports on it in the next weeks or so. The bikes were beyond custom. I was completely knocked off my horny feet. Let’s get to the news so I can have a jack, lock this place down and tie Sin to the bed:

UP 25% AGAIN! A HUGE SELLOUT SUCCESS FOR AMERICA’S PREMIER STREETBIKE SHOW– Long Beach California, July 21st & 22nd, 2002: The 2002 edition of the Hot Bike presents the White Brothers Los Angeles Calendar Motorcycle Show, sponsored by Performance Machine, Bikernet.com, FastDates.com, The ReCycler/Cycle Buys newspapers and Corona Extra Beer saw the continued growth of America?s premier outdoor custom and high performance streetbike event. Produced by Jim Gianatsis of the renown motorsports advertising design and photography agency Gianatsis Design which also produces the popular FastDates.com website and motorcycle pinup calendars, this year?s event at the beautiful Queen Mary Event Park in Long Beach Harbor continued to see a 25% annual growth for the Show in both Spectator and Exhibitor attendance over each previous year. This year?s hugely successful 2-day Show drew some 4,930 paid attendees on Saturday, 7,300 attendees on Sunday, plus 400 in 2-day ticket sales and 1,200 industry members from across North America, bringing the weekend?s total attendance to 13,830 hard core streetbike fans.

The LA Calendar Bike Show offered fans 2-days of non stop entertainment that included the exciting White Brothers West Coast Horsepower Dyno Shootout, Sunday?s Bike Show Contest for Customs, Sportbikes and Vintage Bikes, 2 great live bands including LA?s sexiest rock band Powder and the hot salsa / rock band Soto. Included in the low $15 admission price for the Show was free general admission to the historic Queen Mary ocean liner, normally a separate $17 admission charge to visitors. Plus on Saturday night, Bike Show attendees were treated to a free party in the Queen Mary?s Observation Room Bar hosted by Keith Ball’s BikerNet.com with lovely Bike Show announcer Brenda Fox. It was a full weekend of great entertainment drawing spectators from across North America.

The 2003 edition LA Calendar Motorcycle Show is scheduled for the weekend of July 19-20th, 2003, with complete details and pictures of both this year’s and next year’s LA Calendar Bike Show on the website at www.FastDates.com.

T-bear

I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it–by TBear

Some famous American founding fucker said that. Due to the fact that I’m sober at 8:30 AM I forget exactly who is was. It will come to me later after a few cocktails.

This was one of the principals I was raised on, one of the reasons I volunteered for the South East Asia War Games as well.My point here is, as far as I, personally, am concerned you can say what ever da fuck you want here. It’s your right, no it’s your civic duty to freely speak your mind. I don’t care if you feel strongly enough to burn a flag to make your point. BUT, I reserve MY RIGHT to tell you you’re an asshole if I disagree and kick your ass if I happen to see you burning said flag.

That’s MY RIGHT as an American.

–TBear

What the hell did I say this time?–Bandit

I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT– Why would a suicide bomber cop a plea for a life sentence in lieu of the death penalty, if his original intent was to die??????????????

I just don’t understand it.

Hollister

Watch for a Hollister Report coming from Wino Joe and shots from Apex Photography

DOCTOR WINO JOE WARNING–It might happen to any of US. I ain’t talkin’ stop your party. I don’t want’a do that. I just know how it whips on ya. So, get on top of IT, before that shit drags ya DOWN. They cut your feet OFF. Or, your DICK doesn’t WORK! Then you’ll need that “V” ta get your ROD ta work. I don’t mind puttin’ my shit on tha street, if it would HELP. I wish I was hip ta this 20 years ago; it might’a made a difference? I’m 60 & I got IT. I ain’t on meds YET. And I can slow that down by eatin’ my greens & exercise. But ’cause I didn’t know back then tha effect of DIABETES; I didn’t get a doctor ta CHECK it out. For me it’s another laser-beam aimed at my heart, or balls, or feet. But it ain’t too late for y’all. If you’ve been in tha LIFE. Get a CHECKUP!

–Ride On! Wino Joe,USA

BARTELS’ HARLEY-DAVIDSON EXPANSION GETS MIXED REVIEWS FROM CITY–BY CINDY FRAZIER.A proposal by Bartels’ Harley-Davidson in Venice to reconfigure and double the size of its motorcycle sales, rental and repair facility at 4141 Lincoln Blvd. is in doubt following a meeting Wednesday, July 10th, of the West Los Angeles Area Planning Commission.The commission granted Bartels’ permission to remain at the site and to expand ? despite the 1987 Oxford Triangle Specific Plan that prohibits automobile or motorcycle repair businesses at the Bartels’ site.The commission approved the expansion project ? which would include a Harley-Davidson paraphernalia store ? but denied a request from Bartels’ to provide up to 80 automobile parking spaces and 73 motorcycle parking spaces instead of the code-required 155 automobile parking spaces.

Bartels’ is the third-largest Harley-Davidson motorcycle dealer in the U.S., Bartels’ representative Michael Tharp said.

“They [Bartels’] are under pressure from Harley-Davidson to expand because they could do even more business there,” Tharp said.

BIKERNET NEWS BREAK–A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for adrive when sheaccidently cut off a truck driver.

He motioned for herto pull over. When she did, he got out of his truckand pulled a piece ofchalk from his pocket.

He drew a circle on the side of the road andgruffly commanded the blonde”stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!”

Hethen went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned aroundshe had a slight grin on her face, so he said “Ohyou think that’sfunny? Watch this!” He gets a baseball bat out of his truckandbreaks every window in her car.

When he turns around and looks at her shehas smile on her face. He isgetting really mad. He gets his knife back outand slices all her tires.

Now she’slaughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goesback to his truckand gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it onfire.

He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to falldown.

“What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked the blonde.

Shereplied, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside thecircle!”

Continued On Page 2

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