July 4, 2002 Part 3

TWO CLUB PROSPECTS SHOT

Continued From Page 2

SAN DIEGO’S CYCLE VISIONS POKER RUN–Cycle Visions 2nd annual donor awareness poker run is scheduled for Sunday, July 7th… $25.00 donation to benefit Childrens Hospital ($20.00 to Childrens – $5.00 winnings) *Food * Prizes * Refreshments* There will also be a judged bike show, live music donated by the Ravens. 1st place $500, and 2nd place $250.00 ($25 show entry)…. We will also be having other raffles…the grand prize is a pool table donated by Olhausen pool tables and a Harley Davidson jacket donated by Cycle Visions. Sign in is between 9:30 – 10:30….Cycle Visions, 4263 Taylor Street, San Diego, CA 92110 (619) 295.7800

On July 7, 2002 Cycle Visions is holding a fundraiser benefiting Children’s Hospital and Health Center. The day will start with a Poker Run and conclude at Cycle Visions in Old Town with a judged bike show, live music donated by the Ravens, food and drink. The grand prize is a pool table donated by Olhausen Pool Tables and a Harley Davidson jacket donated by Cycle Visions.

This event started out about two years ago as a donor awareness ride to bring attention to one of our customer’s need for a kidney/pancreas transplant. Dawn lost her sight at the age of 21 due to diabetes and was on dialysis for 13 months. That didn’t stop her from enjoying more than 32,000 miles on the back of her friend Ken Padilla’s motorcycle. Incidentally she went into the hospital for the operation the same day of the Donor Awareness Run. Today she serves as the spokesperson for this event.

Sign-up for the poker run will be between 9:30 and 10:30 at Cycle Visions. The suggested donation for the poker hand is $25. Another $25 will enter a bike in the show with a chance to win $500 for first prize and $250 for second. All makes of motorcycles are welcome.

CRUISING RIDER REPORT–Just got advance copy. GREAT editorial column (Gunplay). I have to admit,the one-two punch of you and “Bandit” Ball is the best commentary of any EPGtitle in my humble opinion. I thoroughly enjoy readingKickin It and Uneasy Rider every issue!

ICE CREAM MAN FROM HELL–I’m the WebBastard for the Ice Cream Man From Hell and Crippled Old Biker Bastards, among others. Jim, the I.C.M.F.H. wanted me to contact you regarding linking up with Bikernet.

He also would like to get in phone contact with you. Please let me know how we can link up and if you would forward a phone number for Jim to give you a call that would be appreciated. The C.O.B.B. site was just launched last week so it’s in it’s infancy stage right now, the site that is, the C.O.B.B. Society is growing in leaps and bounds! A link page has to be established yet as well as more member pictures, stories and what-not.

Thanks for your attention.?

C.O.B.B. 4-ever,

Scott Free
PA State COBBinet Representative
WebBastard @ www.icmfh.com &
www.cobbsociety.com

HOLLISTER REPORT–Mr.5 Ball. Thanks for your support. Hollister is a community event. Itreally helps the KIDS. Sometimes I get down on all of us bad-ass bikershelpin’out. But, this is my homeCamp.

Flash this one. Check outHOLLISTER FOREVER Click-on “Clubhouse” for moreinfo/leave a post on tha “wall”. Or check tha links.

FTW has you.

LATEST DEADWOOD REPORT–I’ve attached a link to the story in today’s Spearfish newspaper.Deadwood residents can begin returning home this evening beginning at8:00 P.M. The fire is along and south of Boulder Canyon now which isthe road between Sturgis and Deadwood. It is believed it will becontained in that area.

Guy Edwards
Sturgis

http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=4616648&BRD=1300&PAG=461&dept_id=156925&rfi=6

GAMBLER’S REMORSE–A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

The cabbie said, “If you don’t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!” So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, “How much for a ride to the airport,” he asked?

“Fifteen bucks,”came the reply.

“And how much for you to perform oral sex on me on the way?”

“What?! Get the hell out of my cab.”

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked ” How much for a ride to the airport? “The cabby replied “fifteen bucks. ”

The businessman said “ok” and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers….

TWO HELL’S ANGELS PROSPECTS WOUNDED–By DAVID TIRRELL-WYSOCKI.c The Associated Press.

Two prospective members of the Hell’s Angels motorcycleclub were shot and wounded Saturday in what police said appeared to be acontinuation of gang rivalry.

The shootings came less than two weeks after thousands of bikers from aroundNorth America left the area after their annual Motorcycle Week, which hadbrought police warnings of potential violence.

“It appears to be part of the ongoing cycle of violence between themotorcycle gang rivals,” said Sgt. John MacLellan.

In May, nine members of the Pagans motorcycle gang pleaded guilty to assaultcharges from a fight in which one man was killed at a Hells Angels motorcyclerally and tattoo expo at Plainview, N.Y. Authorities said the battle, whichalso injured at least 10 people, arose from turf disputes between the twoclubs.

MacLellan said Saturday’s shooting happened along a highway somewhere betweenLoudon and Laconia, north of Concord in central New Hampshire. The bikers,who weren’t identified, were treated at Lakes Region General Hospital forgunshot wounds and were released.

MacLellan said details of the shooting were sketchy because the two men, bothNew Hampshire residents, wouldn’t say much to police.

Laconia Chief Bill Baker said the shootings were what police had tried toprevent during Motorcycle Week. Some businesspeople and local politicians had criticized Baker for hiswarnings of potential violence at the event, accusing him of being analarmist and of working to harm the lucrative annual event.

City officials denied vending permits for Hells Angels to sell memorabiliaduring Motorcycle Week, but were overruled by the state Supreme Court.

CHILDREN’S CHARITY EVENT MOVED DUE TO CLUB WARS–All motorcycle related events in Ventura County, California have been canceled due to the disputes between clubs. This decision included the Exceptional Children’s Society Annual Beach Ride. The charity still needs the support so a special concert was schedule in Ventura. Try to make it and support the kids.

BIKERNET QUOTE OF THE WEEK–I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. –Frank Sinatra

JAMES BOND ON BIKERNET–A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No,” he replies, “Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

Bond explains, ” It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”

The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”

“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties….”

The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, “Bloody thing’s an hour fast.”

–from Chris T.

Tattoo Of The Week–

I am sending you two photos. Photo #1 was how it started . I sent youthis photo back in February of this year .Now my tattoo is finished andI would like to share it with you . I am very proud of my artwork . Mytattoo work was done by a man who lives and runs a tattoo shop in mysmall town , his name is Mack McKnight .

I told Mack what I wanted,Roses, because my husband was the first man to ever give me a rose. AScorpion because my brother (whom I miss very much) who died a coupleof years ago got bitten by one when we were kids, and wore a 14kt goldone around his neck after we grew up. Tribal because my husband has sometribal. A Mask because I collect mask. The smoke and barbwire was Mack’sideal. Ninety five percent of my tattoo was done freehand. It tookaround 12 hours to complete over about a 12 – 14 week period. If you areever in Calhoun , Georgia look Mack up. He is not hard to find, just askanyone in town with a tattoo , they can tell you where his shop is.

Debra Davis , Calhoun , GA

PS : My husband told me if I wasgoing to get a tattoo not to be a pussy get me a big tattoo I could beproud of ! So what do you think ?

Thanks for sharing Debra. Your tattoo looks great! I’m still waitingfor others to submit their tattoos. Don’t be shy, get your fifteen minutesof fame here on Bikernet.com!

Sin

BURNIN’ DAYLIGHT–Damn, it’s 1600 and I’m still chained to this goddamn keyboard. I’m outta here. Have a great holiday and becareful, goddamnit.–Bandit