June 6, 2002 Part 1

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–DAN GURNEY ANNOUNCES HIS LINE OF MOTORCYCLES

Run For Breath

Here’s the Run For Breath Banner for this year. The run takes place the 28th of July our of Charlotte. Contact Charlotte H-D for information–Bandit.

I don’t have the slightest idea of what to say on this balmy afternoon. Everything’s on hold, yet traveling at light speed. The site is raging, bikes are coming together, and women are taking care of business. In the wings are deals on books, bikes being sold and even a couple of bills are being paid. Hell the refrigerator is packed. I don’t have a thing to complain about. Tomorrow’s Friday. Let’s get to the news:

ER shop bike

NEW PROJECT ON BIKERNET–This is some of the work we do here at Easyriders of Quincy Illinois.Check out the pics , let us know what you think. Also check out our web siteit’s got more pics. http://www.easyridersquincy.com

–Tom

Rogue

Bikernet reporter, Rogue, on the job.

THURSDAY NIGHT IS LADIES’ NIGHT AT BIKERNET– Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands. As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. The only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties, used them to clean herself and discarded them.

The second not finding anything either, thought, “I’m not getting rid of my panties…” so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other, ” We have to be on the look-out. It seems that these two were up to no good last night. My wife came home without her panties.”

The other responded, “You’re lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, “We will never forget you.” — from Rogue

JOKER MACHINE’S NEW RENEGADE TRUCK–If you see this truck skipping along the freeway it’s headed to an event or the drags with the Joker Machine team aboard. We just ordered a bushel of quality parts for Nuttboys shrunken FXR from Joker. I’ve never had one lick of trouble with Joker stuff. American Iron Horse Motorcycles in Houston is using Joker controls on all their high end models.

Samson

If you’re in SoCal come to the Grand Opening of the Route 66 Roadhouse and Tavern, 1846 E. Huntington Drive, Duarte, CA 91010 for a bike show on June 22. Joker is sponsoring the show.

Check out more on Joker Machine in the tech articles on Nuttboy’s project.

Watch for V-rod parts from Joker Machine in the near future.

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