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BIKERNET NORTH RIGID–Here are some pics of the new bike. Here is the skinny rigid frame with a car tire back end. House of horsepower 103-inch shovel with a ratchet top trans.
–Richard and Chris
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6 AND 12– A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son … Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh I see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display, picks up a package of three and asks, “Why are there three in this package.”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
“Cool!” says the boy. He notices a six pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men.” the dad answers, “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March……..”
SON IN LAW–As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she hears a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observes her daughter giving herself a workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asks, “What in the world are you doing?”
The daughter replies, “Mom, I’m 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.”
The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzzing coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to the vibrator.
To his query, the daughter said, “Dad, I’m 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband so please go away and leave me alone.”
A couple days later, the wife comes home from a shopping trip and places her purchases on the kitchen counter. She hears buzzing noises coming from, of all places, the living room. She enters that area and observes her husband sitting on the sofa, staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the sofa, buzzing away. The wife asks, “What in the hell are you doing?”
The husband replied, “I’m watching the football game with my son-in-law!!!”
Tattoo Of The Week–
REGARDING THE RIGID DISCUSSION–Don’t listen to those fucks that think they have to have “swing arm” frames.Really.Wanna see the chronicled creation of a rigid that a “broken-back, stoved-up sunufabitch” rides?
“Wrench to ride, Ride to Wrench” section, topic named “Rigid CHOPPER”.I ride this fucker at LEAST 100 miles each day! –David Lango Continued On Page 3
