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SIDECAR RIG FOR SALE– I’m selling my sidecar rig and trailer. I would appreciate any help you can provide.
This is such a specialized type of rig. Please pass the info on to anyone you know.
Anna Hersey
Home E-Mail: adhersey@yahoo.com
Home Phone: (425) 827-8274
Home/Cell Phone: (206) 715-0538
COWBOY REPORT– One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.
The new bride asks, “What are them cows up to honey?”
The husband, a bit flustered, answers, “Why can’t you see? Them cows, they’re roping!”
She replies, “Oh, I see!” After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.Again the bride asks, “What are them horses doing honey?”
The husband answers again, “Them horses, they’re roping!”
She replies, “Oh, I see!” Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other’s bodies.
Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband’s penis. “Oh my!” she cries: “What is that?”
Well, darlin’,” he says, “That’s ma’rope!”
She slides her hands down further and gasps, “Oh my goodness! What are those?” she asks.
“Honey, those’re my knots!” he answers.
Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, “Stop honey, wait a minute!”
Her husband, panting a little, asks: “What’s the matter honey, am I hurting you?”
“No,” the bride replies, “undo them damn knots, I need more rope!”
–from Chris T. the sticker maker
ED NETTERBERG DOWN–Just an FYI in the form of not so good news. Ed Netterberg, the long time motorcyclists rights advocate and curator of the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum, passed awayyesterday. As you probably know he had been ill for some time. The funeralis on Thursday. Will let you know details.
–Pepper
SURGICAL STEEDS MOTORCYCLE INDUCTED INTO HALL OF FAME–I wanted to be the first to congratulate you (John Covington) and Surgical Steeds for havingthe Steed Cobra as our first inducted Custom/Famous Bike Champion to theChampions of Show and Go Hall of Fame on MotorcycleIndustry.com.
The MotorcycleIndustry.com Advisory Group just voted in the Steed Cobra toour Hall of Fame. The competition was amazing. The Cobra was on the ballotwith the Captain America Chopper and Smooth Ness. All of which are verydeserving of the honor.
We will be linking the Hall of Fame viewing center for the Steed Cobra tothe interview that you did for us prior. It has some good information onthe Cobra and I am sure that the fans will love to read up about it.
Again, thank you and congratulations on the induction.
Brian Boston
President
Industry Pages, Inc.
www.motorcycleindustry.com
ANOTHER AWARD WINNER– Longtime publisher and broadcaster Chris Economaki receivedthe Lifetime Achievement Award at the 2001 MINI-USA/SEMA InternationalAutomotive Media Awards (IAMAs) held in Las Vegas, Nev., Oct. 30.
Economaki, best known for his role as editor/publisher of National SpeedSport News and a TV auto racing commentator for ABC and later CBS networks,joins previous winners Automobile Magazine publisher David E. Davis, Jr.,AutoWeek publisher Leon Mandel and automobile writer/columnist DeniseMcCluggage as a distinguished honoree during the conference held inconjunction with the Speciality Equipment Market Association (SEMA) show atthe Las Vegas Convention Center.
Chris, 81, resided for most of his life in New Jersey, but had recentlymoved to North Carolina, where his daughter, Corrine, publishes hisnewspaper. He has been deeply involved in auto racing since he saw hisfirst race at the Atlantic City, N.J., board track when he was 9 years old.He sold programs and racing publications until, at 14, he had become afixture in the racing world. He also served as track announcer many times.
Economaki took over National Speed Sport News in 1950, producing it for theRidgefield, N.J., newspaper and finally purchasing it in the 1980s. He wasthe first expert commentator hired by ABC’s Wide World of Sports, makinghis debut at the Firecracker 400 in Daytona Beach, Fla., in 1961. After 23years with ABC, he moved to CBS-TV for another 10-1/2 years.
REV TECH PANHEAD–Check the Custom Chrome Department on Bikernet for new products. There’s several and worth checking out.
OPEN LETTER FROM CRASH VICTIM–Emma Lujan who was once the part owner of Auburn Harley-Davidson. She was in a serious bike accident recently and wrote the follow to all those who thought of her during her crisis:
This made me think of how LUCKY I have been in my life. I wanted topass this on. In my recent little BUMP in the road, I was moved to tearsoften by the calls, cards and the beautiful flowers & plants sent byeveryone, each day (several times) my sprits were lifted with yourthoughtfulness. I hope I am good to you as you have been to me. I amdoing better each day.
Today I go to the DDS to start the process. Iwill again able to smile without laughing at myself. Funny how theGreat Sprit in the sky humbles us. I am so very grateful for how thingsturned out…
Today give someone you care about a call, a hug or just asmile. Let them know how much they have meant in your life. Again THANKYOU for all you all did for me.
–Sincerely, Love Emma
BIKERNET FUTURE TECHS– I am going to keep a pic. record of the new “Flow Bench” construction. It is fairly involved. I will?keep a journal of some sort also.?There?will be some parts that will be custom made. They are the heart of this project. These will be available to a person who wants to build a “Suck/Blow” machine and who for what ever reason wants to get into this “Black Art”.
–Paul Davis, Charlotte H-D
We don’t generally show nudity on Bikernet, but this shot was taken at a World Series game and we couldn’t resist.
SHE CAN’T WIN–A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.
“Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.”As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?”
“No!” she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.
“Do you screw?” he asked.
“Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic.
“Slut!” he said, and dropped her. ??
STAN SHEPPARD RUMOR–The tea leaves have it that master drag racing champion and recent recipient of a sponsorship from Bud Lite, Stan Sheppard will soon contribute articles to Bikernet. He’s going to build a new racer for the next season and we will show you the bike coming together on Bikernet. That is, if the rumor is true?
Deal Of The Week
This is Custom Chrome part # 95-144. Retail price in the new catalog is $14,375!!! This is the ultimate Hard Core Kit, it features a FULL SHOW POLISHED 100″ RevTech Motor, Six Speed Tranny, and BDL 3″ Open belt drive!!! Those pieces alone are worth near $10,000…
Some of the other features are: 2″ over FXST style front end, Santee Wide Rigid frame, 200 series rear tire with belt-drive, 40 spoke chrome wheels, Upswept drag pipes, 12″ Apehanger bars, OEM style ’84-’99 brakes front and rear, Steel braided brake lines, Polished 3″ BDL open belt-drive, 5 gallon Fat Bob fuel tanks, Cast dash and FL style speedo, and Chrome steel forward controls.
This is a COMPLETE custom bike, all you need to do is assemble it and paint it (if you want?!?) and ride like hell! It comes BRAND NEW in the box (a great big one), with all factory warranties.
Check it out through Custom Chrome on the Bikernet Home Page.
These are very hard?enough to get with the standard drivetrain package, let alone a POLISHED one, they have been on back order for some time now. This one is still in the crate and ready to ship! Shipping will probably be around $500…depending where it is going. I will accept bank checks, wire transfers, we can try and work something out if you want it.?$12,000 or best offer!!!!! MONEY TALKS!!!!! I have several motors and trannies,?and wheels?available dirt cheap too, I need to move them all!!
–Aric Heckman
Heckman Customs
812-569-4876
AIM Membership
You can now join AIM right here on Bikernet. Doesn’t cost a dime. AIM is basically the legal firm of Richard Lester the supporter and founder of the National Coalition of Motorcyclists and the Confederation of Clubs. He puts a ton of money into each one to keep bikers riding free and club members our of jail. If you join AIM and have an accident or know someone who does, call (800) ON-A-BIKE and you will be immediately legally covered.
Dan Wright just joined and here’s his Comments: I HAVE A 93 FAT BOY AND HAVE BEEN RIDING HARLEYS FOR APROX 14 YEARS, IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE THE EXTRA SECURITY OF HAVING A CARD WITH A NUMBER TO CALL IF SOMETHING SHOULD EVER GO WRONG. THANKS.– DAN
OKAY, THAT’S IT–We’re having a Pre-Love Ride party tomorrow night to welcome some of the guys from Compu-Fire, the journalistic crew from Japan and Harold Ponteralli from H-D Performance into town for the Love Ride. Then we’ll slip out of town for Long Beach and the Blue Cafe for a night with the Night Hawk’s Blues band and full sized pool tables upstairs. More parties are scheduled for Friday. There’s rides scheduled for Saturday, parties Saturday night and the Love Ride Fills Sunday.
Sure, I’m going to disappear from site around here, but I’ll finish the first Chance Hogan novel and try to write another based on the creaking ship cruise. I’ll still be handling the majority of the news except when the women take over.
From Eqypt we’ll duck Pakistan, hit India then Thailand for some sticks, breeze through Vietnam which should be an experience, then Hong Kong for the girls and opium dens. Unfortunately we’ll be pulling into Korea. I wasn’t pleased with Pusan during the Vietnam era, but we’ll check it out for positive changes, then slip into Japan for sushi, and to Taiwan for stereo equipment and the wonderful chow. Finally we’ll be docking in Manila in the Philippines, if they’re still speaking to us, before cruising to Singapore, then Jakarta and back to Hawaii. Then it’s a quick stop in Mexico before hitting the Panama Canal for Houston.I’ll be reporting every goddamn thing that happens from the cold Atlantic to hurricane season outside the port of Hong Kong. The lovely Cindy from Century Motors, San Pedro’s antique bike shop is trying to convince me to load Red Ball, my touring chopper into a container for the cuise. Have a beer and head out to the garage.–Bandit
