
Hey, We need to add this to the Code of the West. It came from the old Burt Lancaster/Lee Marvin film “The Professionals.” It goes like this, “hundred-proof women, ‘n’ ninety-proof whiskey, ‘n’ fourteen-carat gold.” Ain’t that the case. Let’s hit the news:

BIKERNET CONTINUES TO QUIZ SAXON BOSS–Although we now know for sure that the next Girl of Bikernet is about to be shot with a new Saxon Bobber and posted here in Bandit’s Cantina in the near future.
Bikernet: Hey Jerry, rumor has it that you’re planning a big splash in ’09 with several new models?
Jerry Petty: That?s right Our Henchman Bobber, 2 new Baggers, and our new drop seat that we think is going to be our best riding pro street in the nation.
We’ll unleash full descriptions on Bikernet first. Hang on.

MYRTLE BEACH TAXPAYERS PICK UP TAB FOR ENDING BIKER EVENTS– MYRTLE BEACH ? Myrtle Beach City Council hit the gas on eradicating motorcycle rallies by passing a three-mill property-tax increase dedicated to an anti-bike-rally campaign and beginning to enact ordinances that will end motorcycle-related vending inside the city.
All seven council members at Tuesday’s meeting voted in favor of the tax increase, which will raise about $1 million a year. One mill equals an additional $4 in property taxes for every $100,000 of assessed value for all owner-occupied homes, and $6 for every $100,000 assessed value of commercial property and second homes.
City staff members are tasked with coming up with a list of strategies for ending the rallies, and city leaders will choose which ones they want to try and which ones the city can afford.
It’s news that will please the hundreds of anti-rally residents who showed up at last week’s council meeting; but for others, it’s not glad tidings.
“What I do in May and October is 40 percent of my business,” said Ben Brown, owner of B&M Custom Cycles in downtown Myrtle Beach. “Without bike rallies, I don’t have a business. What about all these other businesses – the drug stores, the movie theaters, the restaurants ? that make money from the rallies? The money filters through the local economy.”
City leaders say they want to actively market May as a family vacation month, replacing bike rally attendees.
But Brown said many of the people who come for the Harley-Davidson-related rallies in May and October also come down for family vacations at other times of the year, and they will not come back if they are not welcome in the spring and fall.
“When times get tough, you cannot go back and say ‘we welcome your business,'” said Mike Shank, a partner in Festival Promotions, one of the Grand Strand’s largest promoters of bike rally events.
The millage increase is a part of final passage of the 2008-09 budget that equals, with the capital improvement plan that pays for the boardwalk and other downtown improvements, about $151 million.
At Tuesday’s meeting, council members also voted to change the city’s OZ-50 zoning so vending permits cannot be issued in May. OZ-50 covers the Myrtle Beach Convention Center and Broadway at the Beach, two spots that in years past have drawn motorcycle-related vending.
That proposed ordinance must go before the city’s Planning Commission for review before it gets its second and final reading.
Council members voted to cancel all motorcycle-related facilities permits for the month of May, as well. That ordinance also needs a second reading before it is considered official.
And they passed a resolution to send Mayor John Rhodes to Horry County Council to ask for the county’s help in ending the bike rallies.
Rhodes takes part in the Coastal Alliance, a group of Grand Strand governments that meets monthly to work together on regional issues, and he said that group supported the city’s efforts.
Council members who had previously been hesitant to enact a millage increase to dedicate a mill’s worth of money to fund public transportation through The Coast Regional Transit Authority and additional police and recreation staff said residents clearly want an anti-rally campaign.
At last week’s meeting, people said they were willing to pay for it.
But as part of the budget’s passage, council members also agreed to fund two additional workers to assist at the city’s three recreation centers, at a cost of $86,000. That money will come from the general fund.
The new budget is balanced with $252,000 going to The Coast RTA ? not as much as some council members wanted, because a mill is worth about $335,000 a year. But Councilwoman Susan Grissom Means said she would push for that increase next year.
She said the anti-rally campaign takes precedence this year.
Shank said he thinks it’s interesting that the city wouldn’t pass an increase to fund transit or services “that actually benefit the residents, but they will pass an increase that they don’t even know how they’re going to spend yet.”
? The (Myrtle Beach) Sun News
–from Rogue

S&S ANNOUNCES UPDATES TO 50th ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION– LA CROSSE, WI (June, 17 2008) S&S Cycle Inc. is pleased to announce some exciting updates centered around the S&S 50th Anniversary Celebration, sponsored by Mobil 1 and presented by the AMD World Championships, taking place June 27-29, 2008 in La Crosse, Wisconsin.
Some of the most exciting news comes from the addition of five new builders to the program to replace those that had personal issues preventing them from participating. These builders stepped up on short notice to build bikes that show off their abilities and commitment to the custom bike industry. In no particular order, S&S welcomes Kris Khrome (www.kriskrome.com) in the V-Series class, Trevelen (www.sccla.com) in the P-series category, Flyrite Choppers (www.flyritechoppers.com) also in the V-series and Chopper Dave (a href=”http://www.chopperdaves.com”>www.chopperdaves.com ) building with an X-Wedge.
The last addition to the roster is Blake Saber from Saber Specialties (www.saberspecialties.com ). Saber really came through for S&S on short notice?transforming a project to be the 50th bike in the celebration, also in the V-Series category. We really appreciate the extra hard work these five will be doing to get their bikes ready for the big show.
As the anticipation for the huge weekend continues around La Crosse, more and more hometown businesses and organizations are getting involved. Look for a stunt show to take place Friday night during the street drags at the La Crosse Speedway in West Salem and watch Bubba Blackwell perform at La Crosse Harley-Davidson on Saturday. Also on Saturday, Jesse James Dupree of Jackyl will lead a scenic ride around the area to benefit radio station 95.7?s Rock Foundation?helping those in need in the La Crosse area. Pearl Street Brewery, a favorite micro brewery in town has just announced their special brew for the weekend, Proven Performance Ale with a killer label featuring an S&S X-Wedge? engine.
There is also an entertainment schedule for the Fest grounds. Music will play day in and day out at the celebration with things kicking off with the Orange County Choppers Band on Friday afternoon, many local bands later in the day including The Headbolts, featuring two S&S employees, and the Eric Tessmer Band. Saturday will see both stages full all day leading up to the big concert with Jackyl and music continues all day Sunday until late afternoon. At that point you will want to ride to Onalaska for the huge La Crosse Symphony Orchestra Pops Concert in the Park followed by a giant fireworks display.
There will also be an artistic element to the celebration in addition to all the custom bikes. The 50th is sure to be a huge piece of motorcycle history and documenting it for a book will be Michael Lichter, who will shoot all 50 bikes right at the event. The book?written by Howard Kelly and filled with Lichter?s photography–will be available in bookstores by Thanksgiving, perfect for holiday gifts for those that couldn?t make it to the celebration. Also on hand for the huge part will be Stefanie Aziere-Sattler who was recently named as the official artist of the S&S 50th Anniversary. Both Lichter and Aziere-Sattler will have displays at the bike show and at The Pump House, a local art gallery in historic downtown La Crosse.
Finally a unique feature in the La Crosse area, riverboat cruises, are available to the public. Each of the builders in the S&S event will host a riverboat cruise on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. You can buy tickets to cruise the mighty Mississippi with your favorite custom builder and learn all about why they build what they build. It will be an experience like no other and perhaps your most memorable of the weekend.
listings and an overview of all that La Crosse has to offer visit www.sscycle50th.com .

US CHOPPERS DEVELOPES SECOND STAGE BOARD TRACK CHASSIS WITH PAUGHGO– “Just got a chance to send a pic of our new Factory Racer prototype in mock up stage,” said Rick Krost, the boss of US Choppers. “We are making the frame, tanks, and battery box for our new product line up. Let me know your thoughts!”

I’m hoping there may be two versions, one tight and small, like a board track racer and a longer version for us tall cruisers. I hope to build one and ride it to Sturgis or Bonneville. “Ja man, I just shortened it 7 inches and made the new sheet metal,” Rick said. “The shorter version is period specific to the late teens, more of what I wanted. But I know we need to build something for you tall drinks of water.”

–U.S. Choppers
8941 Atlanta Ave #266
Huntington Beach, CA 92646
714-546-4699
http://www.uschopper.com/

Burly Lowering Blocks from Progressive Suspension– Inexpensive and quick to install, Burly Lowering Blocks are the time tested method to drop virtually any H-D without breaking the bank. A bike lift and a few bolts are all that it takes to pull up to an inch and a half out of the rear of most year Sporties, Dynas and FLH (Baggers). Burly also offers several kits for the Softail style chassis and they haven?t forgotten the beloved FXR!

Most kits are available in black or chrome and an MSRP starting at $79.95. Check out the Burly web site or contact your local dealer to get a set and look for additional products to join our already proven line in the very near future.
Burly Brand
6900 Marlin Circle
La Palma, CA 90623
Phone 888-367-1871
info@burlybrand.com
http://www.burlybrand.com

WHEN I SAY I AM BROKE, I AM BROKE!– A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.’
‘Go away,’ said the old lady. ‘I haven’t got any money, I’m broke!’
As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. ‘Don’t be too hasty,’ he said. ‘Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.’ With that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.
‘If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, ‘Well I hope you’ve got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand?’
–from Koolhouse

BILLET REPLACEMENT MASTER CYLINDERS– The North County Customs/SoftBrake partnership is bringing a flood of new and unique, simple-to-bolt-on replacement accessories to hungry Harley enthusiasts around the globe. Their Extended Brake Pedals are a must have item for serious riders and to compliment them North County has just released these billet aluminum replacement master cylinders.
A direct replacement for the plastic units that come stock on 2000-2007 FLH and 2000 to present FL Softail models, these beautiful and rugged cylinders are a cinch to fit. Just remove the plastic OEM cylinder, take out all the original inner components, slip them into the SoftBrake replacement and bolt back in place. They look awesome and won?t fracture or crack. SOLD SEPERATELY SoftBrake also offers billet replacement lids for the new master cylinders. The lids are available in smooth or ball milled finish and retail for $39.95. SoftBrake replacement master cylinder assemblies go for $160.00.
For complete details call 714-680-0911 or visit SoftBrake on line at www.softbrake.com

SPECTRO OILS RALLIES FOR FUN WITH LIMPNICKIE LOT– Spectro Oils has partnered with the LIMPNICKIE Lot to give you a brand new kind of fun at Sturgis.
Brookfield, CT? Spectro Oils of America has teamed up with the Limpnickie Lot. After a great time in Daytona, the Limpnickie Lot is on its way to Sturgis for another awesome week of good times. The Broken Spoke Campground will play host to the wide variety of events that the Limpnickie Lot has planned.
If you are looking for something new at Sturgis, you don?t have to look farther than the Limpnickie Lot. Between the custom bikes on display at the Cycle Source Chopper Ride In Show, Bill Dodge of Bling Cycles trying to skateboard, and Taber Nash of Nash Motorcycle Company being hit continuously with paintballs, there will be something fun for you to watch or do. ?It is great to have some fresh, new ways to get together at rallies. Spectro Oils products are a great fit for all the custom bikes that will be displayed at the Limpnickie Lot. We are very excited to be part of the next generation of bikes and fun,? said Spectro Oils President, David Miller.
Stop by the Limpnickie Lot, sponsored by Spectro Oils, to watch professional dirt bike track jumping, see the Kennedy High School Chopper Class of Teenage Builders, and watch the likes of Benji Galloway and other pro skaters in the newly built skate park. The Limpnickie Lot will be at Sturgis for the whole week, Aug. 4-9, ready to have a lot of fun.
Spectro brands are manufactured and marketed by Intercontinental Lubricants Corp. of Brookfield, CT, ILC, one of the world?s foremost manufacturers and packagers of quality lubricants.
For more information on Spectro Oils, please visit: www.spectro-oils.com

MOTO TRIX NAILS NEW FOOT PEGS– MotoTrix introduces new foot pegs featuring laser cut designs that nail the look for your bike.
Minneapolis, MN- MotoTrix is entering the motorcycle industry with fresh, new designs to accessorize American v-twin motorcycles. One of the newest products from MotoTrix includes three designs of laser cut foot pegs. ?Every detail counts, especially on a bike. These foot pegs make a strong statement and finish a look for a bike,? said MotoTrix owner, Chris Kregness.

With three foot peg designs to choose from, MotoTrix has you covered on options to make your bike stand out. Two designs feature the Maltese cross and the third a searing flame cut into the foot peg. All foot pegs come with removable rubber inserts making the peg customizable by you, ride with the inserts or without, it?s your choice. Every MotoTrix foot peg is thicker than most and made from hand-polished A383 aluminum and each of the designs is cut all the way through the peg. All pegs are male mount and will fit most female mounts from 1965-2008.

MotoTrix product is offered online now at: www.mototrixonline.com

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