Hey,
The brothers are at the Long Beach Swap Meet while we pound out the Sunday Post. It’s been sorta overcast.
I’m a nut. I’m not sure where I got it, maybe it was Lou Kimzey, who was the mastermind behind Easyriders. He hired me, at 22 years of age, to the be the manager of ABATE. We fought helmet laws, and for motorcyclists’ rights. I learned that anyone can make a difference, can stand up for your community, school, against the federal government, whatever.
So, I don’t hesitate to get involved in my own humble way. That’s why I recommend to bikers everywhere to support these folks who do step up, and sometimes devote their lives to keeping us free. You can make a difference.
Let’s hit the news:
BIKERNET BAD JOKE LIBRARY OPEN ON SUNDAY–A little kid catches his mom and dad having sex. He says, “What are you doing?”
His father says, “We are making you a little brother.”
The boy answers, “Do it doggy style and make me a puppy!”
–from Rogue
STROKERS DEAL OF THE WEEKEND–
2009 Harley Davidson Ultra Classic (Loaded with extras).
Strokers Dallas October Blow Out Pricing: $13,499
Current Loan/Book Value: $17,250
That’s $3,750 Below Book Value!
This bike won’t last long at this price…This bike is a must see!!!
Here is a beautiful 2009 Harley Davidson Ultra Classic with lots of goodies like:
· 96CI MOTOR
· 6 Speed Transmission
· Fuel Injection
· AM/FM/CD Player
· Rinehart Exhaust
· Rider Backrest
· Security System
· Communication Intercom System
This Harley Davidson is in amazing shape and offers all the comfort for the open road!
Contact the Strokers Dallas Sales Team for more information on this bike at (214) 357-0707.
Jennifer Pope
Marketing Manager
Strokers Dallas, Strokers Ice House, Strokers Ink
jennifer@strokersdallas.com
MRF ALERT–This is the first in a series of email that you will be receiving on a weekly basis. This email is to serve as a wrap up of what happened in DC this week and you are the movers and shakers in the MRF and should have this info handy. I can’t put in writing EVERTHING that happens in DC, so if you have a question just email me or give a call.
For sure the capstone of the weak was the Obamacare hearing held by the house republicans yesterday. I attended the hearing (standing room only), and the fireworks flew. The witness were from the company that designed and built the Affordable Care Act. After walking away from the hearing it seemed that purpose was to shame and heckle the witnesses. No explanation was given except that they were just doing what the Obama administration told them to do.
There has been more buck passing with this debacle than I have seen in a long time. We will see how this plays out. So far, nothing detrimental to motorcycling.
The Petri letter to the CDC will be going next Friday so please fire up your membership, your state, your friends and family. This is a golden opportunity to get your Member of Congress to support motorcycling.
So we did survive the shut down, but I’m afraid we are only kicking the can down the road. The next deadline in January will present the same issues once again. The political rancor between the parties has hit a fever pitch with even the Memorial service for beloved congressman Bill Young (FL) was politicized this week.
-Jeff
BANDIT’S CANTINA SUNDAY HISTORY LESSON–A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece . In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpetre before and throughout the variety of events. At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed: “OH!! Limp pricks!”
Over the next two and a half millennia that morphed into “Olympics”.
–Jerry
WEEKEND SONG LYRICS–For those who haven’t heard this one, (an’ those who have,) I thought it’d brighten your day up a little. It reminds me of an ol’ Shovelhead I had that I called Old Shep, ‘cause it reminded me of a dog: It “marked it’s spot”, it bit me when I tried to kick it, an’ it LOVED to ride in the truck.
Have a great weekend, y’all!!
B-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk2-9taZEvM&feature=youtu.be
LYRICS:
Canned Heat – Harley Davidson Blues
“I’ve got them broke down Harley Davidson blues
I started out with this basket case,I thought I’d made quite a find,I paid my money and took the thing home,Folks thought I was outta my mind, Cussin’ and kickin’ I got the thing runnin’
Headed down the road with my motor just a gunnin’
There came a knockin’ noise down by my shoe
I’ve got them broke down Harley Davidson blues.
I pulled off the road and got to a station
No one could figure out what in tarnation Was makin’ that knockin’ noise down deep in her soul
So I twisted and tightened and pounded and turned
But the man shook his head and said “Well, I think she’s burned” Settin by the road with a handful of screws
I’ve got the broke down Harley Davidson blues
**musical interlude**
Sittin’ by the side ponderin’ my fate, When up pulls a man, and I’m tryin’ to look straight.
Walked right up to me with a big old frown on his face Said, “Boy, you get this here pile of junk Lowdown rusty pice of funk Call someone and have it moved from this place.
I’ve got them broke down Harley Davidson blues
(spoken):”Say, boy, ehy you got a license Sure hope you got papers for that thing! You don’t have no warrants out on ya?”
“Huh?” “Get this thing outta here”
–from Buckshot
BRAND New Bikernet Reader Comment!–METALSPORT MEETS LYNDALL BRAKES
http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=11338
Glad to see these two masters working together!
— Classic Components, Inc.
sales@chromeplating.com
Santa Ana, CA
D&D NEW BAGGER FORMULA–
Now for all you true performance and racing-inspired enthusiasts, we are in the initial stages of development on a 2-into-1 race exhaust for 2009-2013 Baggers with 120 CI or bigger engines with S&S B2 heads.
The S&S heads are .200” taller with 2” exhaust outlets. Right now, to our knowledge, no one is building a pipe that is specifically designed for this high horsepower combination.
OFFICIAL BIKERNET PHILOSOPEHR DISCUSSES STRESS–
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.
–William James
How much energy do we give to stress? Do you ever stop and think about how much time we waste focusing on the problem rather than the solution?
Do you spend a lot of your precious energy worrying about finances, health, relationships, work, what people think, the past, what you don’t have, regrets, getting older and the list goes on. They say that one of the leading causes of sickness is stress and I believe it.
Like I have said many times we have a choice, as William James says, “The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.”
If you choose, Pause as you go through today and review your thoughts, are they positive or negative, solution or problem, joyful or stressful? Today it is time to take inventory of your thoughts and change the thoughts you don’t like.
I let go of any thoughts of stress, doubt and fear and replace them with thoughts of Peace, Harmony, Joy and Faith. I expect that Good is unfolding in every area of my Life. Today I go forward with a smile in my heart trusting My Good to manifest in new and wonderful ways!
And So It Is
Namaste’
–Yale
Yale Custom Cycles
403-453-1999
2003 11 ST SE
Calgary AB
T2G 3G6
BIKERNET IVORY TOWER ELEVATOR MEMO–This morning I was beaten up by a woman.
I was in an elevator when this beautiful busty
woman got in.
I was staring at her boobs, when
she said, “would you please press 1?”
So I did.
I don’t remember much after that
–Rik Savenko
BIKERNET UNIVERSITY TARDY STUDENT WEEKEND VOCABULARY LESSON–kelpie KEL-pee, noun:
“Well, in this pot there lived a kelpie.” “What’s a kelpie, Kirsty?” again interposed Allister, who in general asked all the necessary questions and at least as many unnecessary. “A kelpie is an awful creature that eats people.”
I could well understand the story of the Water Kelpie, that demon of the streams, who is fabled to keep wailing and roaring at the ford until the coming of the doomed traveller.
Kelpie is of unknown origin, though it is thought to be related to the Gaelic colpach meaning “steer” or “colt.” It first entered English in Scotland in the mid-1700s.
THIS JUST IN, New Bikernet Reader Comment!–
BIKERNET NEWS POST FEST THURSDAY ACTION FOR OCTOBER 24TH, 2013
http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=11342
falderal…as in the falderal government?
— Sam
rotorkat@yahoo.com
San Marcos, TX
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FOR SALE 3D TANK DEAL OF THE WEEK—
WHEN WE SAY PEANUT, WE MEAN IT!
THIS AMAZING PEANUT GAS TANK HAS IT ALL…FLAKES, PEARLS, CANDIES, AIRBRUSH, AND CUSTOM HAND SCULPTED ARTWORK. THIS WAS GUIDO’S PERSONAL TANK. HE HAD IT ON HIS BIKE FOR TOO MANY YEARS TO COUNT AND IT HAS CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES. HE FEELS IT HAS FINALLY REACHED ITS ZENITH AND I HAVE TO AGREE. THIS TANK COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE ANY COOLER! IT IS DEFINATELY ONE OF A KIND!!!!
WHAT IS THE FUEL CAPACITY, YOU ASK? YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE. IF YOU TWISTED MY ARM, I WOULD SAY SOMEWHERE AROUND A GALLON. GUIDO GOT 50 MILES TO THE TANK. PERIOD. THIS TANK IS NO JOKE….IT IS FOR THE SERIOUS CHOPPER JOCKEY ONLY.
**PLEASE NOTE: THIS LISTING IS FOR THE TANK ONLY! WE POSTED THE PICTURES OF THE BIKE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF ILLUSTRATING HOW COOL THIS TANK LOOKS MOUNTED ON A CHOPPER.**
FREE SHIPPING IN THE CONTINENTAL US ONLY
here is the link to the auction
http://www.ebay.com/itm/111200252686?ssPageName=STRK%3AMESELX%3AIT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
NMRO board members and NM MRF Representatives meet with DOT, MVD, the bicyclist community to move forward with the new, New Mexico TRD- MVD -TBS Driver’s License Manual Project on Friday– Our state is the first to undertake a project such as this.
MVD currently provides an on-line manual that is not interactive and that is generally considered to be in need of major revision. The current knowledge test, administered at MVD field offices and at driver education schools, includes only 25 questions drawn randomly from a pool of only 100 questions, is considered to be too easy, incomplete and an inadequate measure of the license applicant’s knowledge.
The new test must draw from a pool of 500 questions, within the topic areas. The new test must include 100 questions, within the topic areas.
Based on conversations between MVD and TSB and others, and pursuant in part to Senate Memorial -69 (2013), it is MVD’s understanding that TSB is prepared to take on the responsibility, in cooperation with MVD, for the procurement through an RFP process of a new on-line MVD Driver’s License Manual and Knowledge Test.
The manual will be published on-line. It should be highly interactive and must include sample test questions and answers and at least one complete sample test to allow the user to self-evaluate his or her readiness to take the actual test.
The manual and the test must cover at least:
· New Mexico traffic law;
· safe driving practices including defensive driving;
· pedestrian, bicycle and motorcycle awareness and related traffic safety issues;
· reckless and distracted driving; and
· driving under the influence of alcohol and drugs.
–Annette Torrez NM Assistant MRF Rep
BAD JOKE DISCOVERED IN THE CANTINA HEAD WRITTEN CAREFULLY ON THE STALL WALL–A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”
She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”
“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar,” she responded.
“I mean,” he continued, “what are your relations like?”
“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, as well as my husband’s parents.”
The judge took a deep breath and asked, “Do you have a real grudge?”
“No,” she replied, “we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”
“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“No, both my son and daughter have high fidelity stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but we can’t seem to do anything about it.”
“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”
“Yes” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?”
“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband’s the one who wants a divorce. Says he can’t communicate with me.”
–from Rogue
Americans’ support for legalizing marijuana rose ten percent since Gallup previously posed the question last year. Only 39 percent of Americans now say that they oppose legalizing pot.
Pollsters attributed the rapid rise in support for legalization to changing attitudes among self-identified Independent voters. In 2012, 50 percent of Independents endorsed legalization, compared to 62 percent in 2013. Support among Democratic (65 percent) and Republican (35 percent) voters was little changed from 2012 to 2013.
Respondents in every age category except for those age 65 and over expressed majority support for legalization.
The Gallup poll randomly sampled 1,028 adults age 18 and older and possesses a margin of error of +/- 4 percent.
In recent months, polls in numerous states, including Louisiana, Maryland, and Texas, have shown majority support for regulating cannabis for adult consumers.
For more information, please contact Allen St. Pierre, NORML Executive Director or Erik Altieri, NORML Communications Director, at (202) 483-5500.
BRAND NEW FROM THE BIKERNET SHOP AND CRANK & STROKER–
New addition
Crank & Stroker Supply Co : Milwaukee Vibrators tee now available online.
–Andy
PS…I am printing up the 5-Ball Racing Henely in a black long sleeve Henley, so we can add it to the line. I will send picture next week for the news.
SPECTRO OILS TO SPONSOR VL CROSS-COUNTRY PROJECT–Riding Vintage is excited to announce that Spectro Oils and EBEYOND 2000 have both signed on as sponsors of this project.
Spectro Oils is one of the world’s foremost manufacturers and packagers of premium – quality lubricants. I’ll be using their conventional 50wt oil exclusively for the life of this engine. Since the VL uses a total loss oiling system, I’ll be using quite a bit as I travel across the US.
EBEYOND 2000 is the maker of the Quickstart 2000 electronic ignition for antique Harleys. I’ll be able to leave my points (and their constant adjustments) back in North Carolina and enjoy easier starts for the entire trip thanks to this unit. Plus it fits inside the stock timer, so the motorcycle maintains its stock appearance.
If your interested in being a sponsor, click here to find out more:
Rebirth of an American Classic
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/rebirth-of-an-american-classic
THOUSANDS PARTICIPATE IN THE 30TH ANNUAL LOVE RIDE–Day-long motorcycle ride and music festival with Grand Marshall Jay Leno
raised over $400,000, with proceeds benefiting the USO
Event featured performances by
Jackson Browne, Jacksh*t, Chevy Metal,
and The Forest Rangers with Katey Sagal,
Glendale, CA (October 24, 2013) –Over 4,000 motorcycle and music fans celebrated the 30th anniversary Love Ride on Sunday, October 20th, led by Grand Marshall Jay Leno, with performances by Jackson Browne, Jacksh*t, Chevy Metal, The Forest Rangers with Katey Sagal, The Loveless and American Hitmen.
Budweiser Presents the 30th Anniversary Love Ride, Powered by GEICO Motorcycle, is the longest running single day motorcycle fundraiser in the world, and this year will donate proceeds to the USO, to help support America’s troops and their families, wounded, ill and injured troops and their caregivers and families of the fallen.
SHOCKWAVE FOR BIKER COMMUNITY IN AUSTRALIAN STATE OF QUEENSLAND–
The new and extremely Queensland anti-biker/anti-association laws include the following:
Extra powers for the Crime and Misconduct Commission
A biker-only prison at Woodford, north of Brisbane
Mandatory sentences of 15 years for serious crimes committed as part of gang activity, on top of the normal penalty
Club office bearers will be sentenced to another 10 years in jail, and parole will only be granted if the offender cooperates with police.
Convicted bikers subjected to strict drug tests and searches in prison.
No gym facilities or TV access in jail.
Phone calls in jail to be monitored, except those relating to legal reps.
Inmates’ mail opened and censored.
Visitor contact restricted to one hour a week.
Biker criminals in other state prisons to be transferred to Woodford.
Introducing a licensing regime for tattoo parlors and artists, banning club members.
Motorcycles to be crushed as punishment for certain crimes.
Now they are discovering that the problem may not be bikers but criminal politicians in Queensland. Watch for the upcoming Thursday News.–Bandit
SUNDAY BAD JOKE LIBRARY SERVES COFFEE– Dear Dr. Phil,
I was watching my next door neighbor’s wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was jerking off I turned to notice my wife was just standing there, arms folded…watching me. Is she a pervert or what?
–from Rogue
THERE YOU HAVE IT—More on the Love Ride is coming from Oliver and Betsy. More on the Australian Queensland bullshit just spilled into the press. The criminals may be the government and not bikers. You’ll see that report on Thursday.
My Mudflap Girls resides on the pages of the current IronWorks magazine right now. And we can now feature the Jesse, Editor’s Choice bike from Daytona Bike Week. I believe it came out in American Iron last month.
I need to work on a book chapter this week and plan for publication. A buddy was invited to be best man at a wedding and declined. “You shouldn’t get married,” he said. It’s more dangerous than most partnerships. Watch out, or better yet, run for your life. It’s tough enough just remaining friends.
So, he asked me to come to the wedding party. What the hell? How can I duck out, or maybe I’ll meet him out back of the Iron City Bar in the alley. At least we can jump on our bikes and peel out.
Ride Forever,
–Bandit
