
Hey,
Most of the Bikernet Crew are in Las Vegas for Bikefest, working hard, or is that playing hard? Did they actually make it to Vegas? Did Bandit find a cute redhead and stop to play? Did he make it past Sheris Ranch in Pahrump, NV?
We will find out more when they return, and I know they will be bringing back lots of interesting photos and reports from the show to share with us!
Meanwhile lets get on with the Sunday Post.


Make plans now to visit Avon Tyres at this year’s American International Motorycle (AIM) Expo in Orlando, Fla. on October 16 at 4:15 p.m., booth 1942.
Media will receive the company’s updated event press kit along with the latest product news during a special presentation on Avon Tyres’:
· New Hyper Sport Touring tire with Avon’s 3D tire technology
· New Cobra for Trike’s
· World’s first motorcycle OE radial Whitewall for the Triumph Commander LT
· New Cobra 21-inch Whitewall
· Expanded size offerings in Storm 3D X-M as well as Cobra product lines
NOTE: AIMExpo is open exclusively to credentialed trade and media professionals on October 16-17. The show opens to the general public on October 18-19.
For show information, Click here. We hope to see you there!
Tracy L. Teuscher, APR
The Buzz Maker! Public Relations
Accredited. Experienced. Trusted.
330-936-1331


CALIF. DOG OWNER GETS PRISON IN MAULING DEATH
A pit bull owner whose dogs mauled to death a woman taking her morning stroll was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison for second-degree murder Friday.
The case against Alex Donald Jackson was one of the few in which a dog owner has been charged with murder for failing to control pets known to be dangerous.
Pamela Devitt, a 63-year-old retiree, was on the home stretch of her daily walk in the high-desert town of Littlerock in May 2013 when four of Jackson’s dogs leaped a fence and attacked her in the street.
Rogue
Motorcycle Hall Of Fame Member 2005


The Bikernet Bad Joke Library is Open:
What’s the difference between a good ol’ huntin’ dog & a year old Harley?
The dog kin get into the pickup truck by hisself.

Heaven:
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
“So,” Peter asks the first guy, “how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“None. I had a perfect marriage.”
“Great,” says Peter. “You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“Only twice, I think,” says the second guy.
“Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“12 times. Maybe 13,” says the third guy.
“Okay,” says Peter. “You get a rusty Ford.”
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
“What’s wrong?”
“I just saw my wife.”
“So?”
“She was riding a skateboard.”



LePera NOMAD Announces New Seat–
This sleek, hand crafted Nomad seat by LePera is a true original. Nomad’s super clean styling flows almost seamlessly into the lines of your machine’s saddle bags. The new and unique design provides a wide footprint for the driver while giving the appearance of a lean machine. Currently available for 08-up touring bikes Nomad is available in smooth, diamond, pleats or distressed brown seating with black bands.
Prices start at $441.00
You can order through your local dealer or visit www.lepera.comad


Disney World Government
October 4, 2014
Departed Secret Service director Julia Pierson wanted the Secret Service to become more like Disney World – more welcoming. Omar Gonzales felt welcome enough to dash through the unlocked front door of the White House with a knife. Former Director Pierson has a legacy. In fact the new culture seems to be taking hold throughout the federal bureaucracy.
Peggy Noonan calls the attitude “the new bureaucratic brazenness”. Actually not so much welcoming as we don’t give a damn what you think.
Everything sounds like propaganda. That will happen when government becomes too huge, too present and all-encompassing. Everything almost every level of government says now has the terrible, insincere, lying sound of The Official Line, which no one on the inside, or outside, believes. The other day, during the big Centers for Disease Control news conference on the Dallas Ebola case, a man from one of the health agencies insisted in burly (and somehow self-satisfied) tones that the nation’s health is his group’s No. 1 priority. And I thought, just like a normal person, “No, your No. 1 priority is to forestall a sense of panic. To do that you’ll say what you need to say. Your second priority, connected to the first, is to assert the excellence and competence of the agency with which you are associated. Your third priority is to keep the public safe.”
I like my Grumpy character – Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper. Since Obama threw him under the bus I drew him with tire tracks on his back. Too bad he’s facing you.
Rogue


Kawasaki’s Totally Illegal Ninja Superbike:
Kawasaki, apparently, thinks your life is a little too slow and safe. The Japanese industrial giant has unveiled the most powerful production motorcycle ever.
The 2015 Ninja H2R will generate a ludicrous 300 horsepower from a supercharged engine. For perspective, the new Alfa Romeo sports car critics are drooling over—the 4C—comes with 237 horses, while BMW’s popular HP4 superbike comes with 193. The Ninja looks like some kind of angry Hollywood alien crossed with a fighter plane. (You can even see little wings in Kawasaki’s dramatic press video.)

There’s a catch: The new Ninja isn’t street legal. Kawasaki has promised a slightly toned-down version soon. So why bother making it? Superlatives sell in the world of wheels.
Kawasaki will sell a limited number of its new super-Ninjas for the track, at powerful profit margins no doubt. And all the buzz about the machine (including this article!) will likely help drive customers to the toned-down version.
Excerpt from www.businessweek.com


Word of the Day:
boobook
noun;
a small, reddish-brown spotted owl, Ninox boobook , native to Australia and New Zealand.
Quotes:
It has large, staring eyes that are brilliant yellow, not greenish-toned as in Southern Boobook , which usually displays obvious dark markings (rather like black-eye bruises) around the eyes that are absent in the larger Barking Owl.
— Iain Campbell, Sam Woods, Nick Leseberg, Birds of Australia , 2014
Nosepeg’s dreaming was the mopoke, the boobook owl I had heard in the night.
— Roger Deakin, Wildwood , 2007
Origin:
Boobook comes from Dharuk, a now-extinct Australian aboriginal language. The word is said to be imitative of the sound the bird makes.


Hands up, drop the doughnut: Police chase down stolen Donut Land truck
PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) –
A man driving a van full of stolen doughnuts led police on a chase through southeast Portland before he eventually stopped, put his hands out the window and dropped a pastry from his hands, according to police.
The chase took place after a delivery driver for Donut Land stopped his van on Southwest Fifth Avenue in downtown Portland so he could make a delivery of pastries.
He left the 2004 Chevy Astro van unlocked with the keys inside, and at some point it was stolen.
As a Portland police officer was taking the report, another officer spotted the stolen van heading east on Powell Boulevard across the river.
The officer activated his overhead lights as he positioned his patrol car behind the van, but the driver – later identified as 34-year-old Peter Johansen – didn’t stop and led the officer on a chase.
After about two miles, Johansen pulled over at Southeast 59th Avenue and Mall Street, and the officer began to give him commands to put both his hands out the window.
Johansen “put his hands out the window and the officer observed a pastry fall from the suspect’s hands,” police said.
He was arrested without incident and booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of unlawful use of a motor vehicle, theft and attempt to elude.
The Donut Land van had doughnuts littered all over the inside of the van, but there was no damage to the vehicle itself.
Rogue


CHROME KING PARTY AT ROOSTERS
5 CITIES. 5 WINS. STURGIS 2014 PEOPLES CHOICE WINNER. COME MEET CUSTOM BAGGER BUILDER JOHN SHOPE FROM DIRTY BIRD CONCEPTS & HIS LATEST CREATION
“THE CHROME KING” FEATURED IN HISTORY CHANNELS BIKER ATTLEGROUND PHOENIX & OVERALL WINNER OF THE BAGGER INVITATIONAL
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE BC CANCER FOUNDATION.
Join us at Roosters Country Caberet in Pitt Meadows for a party you don’t want to miss out on.
WHEN: Tuesday, October 21st
Doors Open at 7:00PM
WHERE: Roosters Country Cabaret, Pitt Meadows
WHY: This night is not just a night dedicated to a great cause, but also an exclusive experience as you meet the artist and builder John Shope and the Chrome King. Also, hear firsthand how your donation is making a difference from special guests of the BC Cancer Foundation.
Join us at Roosters Country Cabaret in Pitt Meadows for drinks, food, dancing, live music and a night full of exclusive guests and surprises! 100% of the donations received
will go to BC Cancer Foundation.
You won’t want to miss out on the chance of seeing John Shope with the Chrome King.
For a simple $100 donation to the BC Cancer Foundation (You even get a tax receipt for your donation!), you can be a part of this unique night all for a meaningful cause. Click the link below to buy your tickets now, buy them before they sell out!



The 2014 Artistry in Iron Master Builders Championship presented 22 of the hottest custom builders with their latest works of art in this invitation-only custom builder’s bike show… Awards were on Saturday night… Here are a few pics shot by Marilyn Stemp of Iron Trader News.


And the winner was:



Yes, We Have Yet more Bad Jokes
A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?” The biker said, “Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can’t carry this lot.” The old lady suggested, “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in the other hand?” “Why thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says, “Let’s take my shortcut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?”
The biker said, “Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?” The lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket and I’ll hold the chickens.”

Like Churchill is reported to have said, after he was told that his mother-in-law had died, and after a respectful silence: “Embalm her, cremate her, bury her ashes at sea – take no chances.”


5-Ball Racing Leathers and Guns – what more could you want?!



I dug deep and found some memories from the past to share with you. Richard, myself, Bandit and Nyla attended the First Las Vegas Bikefest, October 2000. Here are some photos from the archives!!


Here we are in the Shadow Bar spending time with Apollo Robbins ‘The Gentleman Thief’ and a dysfunctional kleptomaniac!! As seen on ABC, CBS, FOX, Discovery Channel, and more…
Apollo Robbins is a unique combination of performer, speaker and consultant. He first made national news as the man who pick-pocketed the Secret Service while entertaining the former President.
Apollo’s performances utilize pick-pocketing and sleight-of-hand to demonstrate proximity manipulation, diversion techniques and attention control. This unique set of skills has led to several national television appearances as well as both corporate and academic speaking engagements.

We were also entertained by the famous Flair bartenders Christian Deplech and his partner at the Shadow Bar in Caesars Palace, the bar has since closed down. You might have seen Christian in the TV Ad for Applebees!

Nowadays, several years later, with 19 first place world championship titles and more than 50 first places from competitions around the world, you can still find him at the Carnaval Court bar. He works four days a week and spends the rest of his time with his son, and working on his company ChristianDelpech.com LLC, doing events, demos, training staff, seminars, judging Flair Comps, etc.
Good times!!
Well, there you have the Post, sweet and sexy!!
Enjoy your week!
-Mistress Chris
