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BIKERNET ANIMAL CARE DEPARTMENT–A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I havea problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they onlyknow how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want tohave some fun?'”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have asolution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots overto my house and I will put them with my two male talkingparrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrotswill teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phraseand your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to thepriest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beadsand praying in their cage. The lady puts her two femaleparrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say,”Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot andexclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have beenanswered!”
–from Chris T.
BIKERNET BABES HEADING SOUTH–along the coast for the headquarters from rain soaked Washington state. We’ll have all the reports next week of their tour. Here are two shots of one of the sex hungry bitches trying to drown their overwhelming desires with a bottle of Quervo. Hope it helped.
NEW BIKERNET UPS DRIVER–Just found out about our new UPS driver in the neighborhood.
Gee…. I think I need to order more stuff.
LET’S SPLIT–
This is one of the models we considered for the Laughlin Weekend from:”AOAgencies”
Sonny Barger recently asked readers of his web site for their opinion of prostitution laws. Some 83 percent of those who responded are in favor of legalized prostitution. Here, here, I completely agree. That’s a law I would love to see repealed. Maybe if a man or woman could get laid with the natural urge called we wouldn’t have so many broken homes, divorces and Jerry Springer shows.
I do believe that the art of whoredom could be handled in a more tasteful, clinical manner that would give it a new healthy demeanor in society, but what the hell do I know. Damn, that reminds me. I need to call a particular girl for a special party that comin’ up. Ride Forever, Bandit.
