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FREE EXHAUST SYSTEM–JUST FILL IN SURVEY–Just click on the banner above and check it out. No big deal, but you are showing support for Bikernet.com. This will blow your mind. This marketing agency has run banners and requests on several bike mag site with little response.
Here’s what they said, “Dude, We already have had 100+ people take the survey today! As of two days ago we only had 157 after being on XXXX’s site for two weeks. We are over 300 now! Pretty cool, huh?”
That was after a day on Bikernet. The next day we received the following report, “We now have 406! I need 660 total. Maybe we’ll get what we need over the weekend,” said Bill T.
Thanks for taking to time to fill out the survey. Hopefully a Bikenet reader will receive the exhaust system.
–Bandit
Monday morning – we now have 530! Not too far off the 660 I need for accurate data. We should probably have it by tomorrow or Wed.
As of Wednesday we hit 579. Let’s wrap it up and get a free set of pipes for a Bikernet Reader.–Bandit
BIKERNET SEXUAL STUDY– I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words “I do.”
For example, one evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said “WHAT????!!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear…”You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’ll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, Let’s go to the cashier”.
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT???!!!”
I then said, “Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile.. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.
–from Skooter
OC ROADHOUSE GRAND OPENING SATURDAY 21ST–Costa Mesa, CA – Our official FastDates.com apparel designer and supplier, Feelin’ Lucky, is opening its first retail consumer store with a big Open House Party this coming weekend at its new location in Costa Mesa, CA. The grand opening celebration for O.C. Roadhouse takes place this Saturday, August 21st from 11am – 5pm.
In attendance will be FastDates.com Calendar photographer and publisher Jim Gianatsis, together with one of the beautiful Calendar Angels to autograph and sell the new 2005 FastDates.com Calendars. The OC Roadhouse is located at 1660 Placentia Avenue in Costa Mesa, CA 92627. Phone 949-645-3550. Additional details and map online at www.OCRoadhouse.com
PAUL’S NEW TATTOO–My new friend–thought you might like to see my new tattoo! It was created by Richie.
–Paul Vestal
JANKLOW ADJUSTING TO PRIVATE LIFE–PIERRE – A year after a fatal crash that ended his political career, Bill Janklow, a dominating force in South Dakota politics for nearly 30 years, is said to be adjusting to private life.But neither Janklow nor those closest to him will discuss what he’s doing or any of his future plans.
Janklow, a former state attorney general, South Dakota’s only four-term governor and a first-term congressman, fell from grace Aug. 16, 2003, when he ran a stop sign 10 miles south of Flandreau and killed motorcyclist Randy Scott of Hardwick, Minn.
The crash not only devastated the Scott and Janklow families but also rocked South Dakota’s political landscape. Janklow, a Republican who long enjoyed nearly unbridled influence, was convicted of second-degree manslaughter in December and resigned from Congress.
–By Joe Kafka, Associated Press Writer
–from Rogue
TEENS CHARGE IN PLASTIC WRAP CASE–On July 13, 2004, Daniel Buckel and his girlfriend, Theresa Brzykcy, weretaking a relaxing ride on Buckel’s 2002 Honda. As the night air cooled, ahazy fog cover masked the roadway, and Buckel slowed down to around 40 mph.That likely saved his and Theresa’s lives. Suddenly, they were catapultedthrough the air, landing on a nearby driveway. Buckel required 15 stitchesto close a cut on his head and received a broken finger. Theresa was knockedunconscious when she hit the ground.
Someone had stretched kitchen variety plastic wrap across the roadway,attached to two sign posts. The consequences could have been deadly, but inthis instance luck was on the side of the riders. Waukesha County CrimeStoppers offered a $1,000 reward for information leading to the arrest andconviction of those responsible for this act. Attorney Michael F. Hupy,nationally known for fighting for motorcyclist’s rights and representinginjured bikers, offered an additional $5,000. According to Waukesha CountySheriff’s Department Detective Steve Pederson, they received over 50tips regarding the plastic wrap case.
Some tips pointed directly to certain individuals, and after interviewingthem, the Sheriff’s Department received calls from attorneys representingfour teens who were interviewed, one 14 year old, and three 16 year olds.The older teens could be waived over and charged as adults, but it isunlikely according to the District Attorney.
Attorney Hupy offered the $5,000 reward in order to prompt someone to comeforward with information. He said the sheriff will determine whom, among the50 tipsters, will get the reward. He also stated that although he willrepresent the injured bikers, he will not accept a fee but rather donate anyfee to a local motorcycle safety organization. He said he offered thereward in an attempt to make sure this kind of thing doesn’t happen again.This type of prank could have been fatal for motorcyclists, and he wantsother teens to realize the consequences of such actions.
HELMET LAW ENFORCED IN LOUISIANA–Authorities will soon begin enforcing an updated law that will requiremotorcyclists to wear a helmet in Louisiana.On Sunday, helmets must meet the Department Of Transportation requirementsand have the proper lining, padding, visor and chin strap.
The new law says you must have a helmet on while operating or riding on amotor driven cycle or bicycle.
Note: Visit ABATE of LA’s site: http://www.abateoflouisiana.org/ andlearn more about Operation Freedom Bucket.
ANOTHER BAD DAY JOKE–After a long night of making love, he turns on the light and suddenly notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
“Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.
“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.
“No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.
“Is it your dad or your brother?” he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
“No, no, no!!!” she answers.
“Well, who is he, then?” he demands .
“That’s me before my surgery.”
–from Sifu
TONY MURGA CUSTOM BOOTS MOVED– My daughter called me yesterday to let me know she did a google search and look what we found-thanks for the plug man!! Very cool! Just to let you know we have a new address, phone, email so here it is. Perhaps you can update your web page and also give us a call some time. Thanks again for the press.
We’ll be in Las Vegas for Biketoberfest 9/16-19/04 – Cashmens Vendor Village and Daytona Beach Biketoberfest 10/21-24/04.
Murga Boot Co.
27762 Forbes Rd. STe. 7
Laguna Niguel, CA 92688
949-582-8650 t
949-582-8692 f
email :murgaboots@aol.com
web site : http://www.murgaboots.com
THAT’S IT–Women are after me. I need to wrap this up and hide out. We’re proud to be working with S&S, the first time since Bikernet kicked it’s doors open. I’ve always had tremendous respect for the Smith family, and can’t wait to slip that 93-inch S&S Shovel Motor in my new project chopper. Watch for upcoming techs on the concept and on how we can build a Shovel to be as reliable as an Evo.
Also, Sturgis Reports are rolling in. Next week will be a bear. Oh, shit the women are cutting a dusty trail up the street. Plus, I just finished my On Line Traffic School for my 92 mph Laughin Ticket. My deadline is this weekend.
Later,
–Bandit
