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What’s more dangerous than the Coronavirus pandemic? Misinformation.

You know if you die from the coronavirus, even your death will be “Made In China”.

Why are people hoarding toilet paper? Because when one person coughs or sneezes, everyone else shits themselves.

What song do they sing at the end of Lego Movie 3: Coronavirus? Everything is cancelled……..and now we’re all stuck in quarantine.

What’s the difference between a Chinese zoo and an American zoo? A Chinese zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

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