BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–BAGGER ROAD TEST, BEACH RIDE UPDATE AND BAD JOKES Continued From Page 1BIKERNET RELATIONSHIP ADVICE– A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She wouldlike something electric.” The husband replied, “How about a chair?!?” BEACH RIDE UPDATE–IT’S THIS WEEKEND!– […]
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HARLEY’S 100TH, MAJOR SUCCESS AND EPA WILL END MOTORCYCLING –Photo by RogueHang On. The Thursday News steams underway with the first reports on the Anniversary of Harley-Davidson. Our e-mail system went down this morning. Shit was flying. The hectic schedule overflowed. We have devoted Thursday to Bikernet content. Here’s the best laid plan.
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–JOSE DIDN’T GO TO 100TH–HE’S BUMMED, MIKUNI TUNING TIPS AND SINGLE-FIRE NIGHTMARE Continued From Page 2 LIGHTWEIGHT BIKE LIFT STANDS UP FOR STORAGE–If your excuse for not owning a professional MOTORCYCLE LIFT is excessive size, high price, or lack of space in your garage, your excuse is no longer valid. Kendon, the STAND
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Hail storm over the Black HillsI'm late as usual, but painting bikes for 24 years has given me muchopractice at being late. In fact, Eddie Trotta musta gone on 20 minutesbitching about painters when I saw him at Mike Lichter's Show in RapidCity. In fact, he's even trying to do some of the actual artwork
The Frank Kaisler Report Hey, Bandit. We arrived in Sturgis in record time. We unloaded our gear in the rickety rental house and immediately headed out to the Full Throttle Saloon to catch the deal with the Discovery Channel between Indian Larry and Billy Lane. You know dipshit, the Biker Build Off thing that's been
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT CONTINUED–BEACH RIDE ON-LINE SIGN-UPS, DAVINCI CARB REPAIR AND HORSE FINDS FATHER Continued From Page 3 –from Buckshot THE INNOCENT ONE– A father watched his precious 6yr old daughter playingin the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweetand innocent his little girl was.Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH CONTINUES–JOSE REPORTS FROM CARIBBEAN AND YORK H-D PLANT OPEN FOR TOURS Continued From Page 2 ENTERTAINMENT ABOUNDS AT YORK OPEN HOUSE–19th annual motorcycle event features tour of Harley-Davidson factoryYORK, PA – The 19th annual York Open House will entertain all ages with livebands, stunt bike performances and demo rides on Sept. 18-20,
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–NEW H-D MODELS FOR 2004, THE MAILMAN IS DOWN AND BANDIT IN HOLLYWOOD Continued From Page 1 MILWAUKEE IRON PARTS ON SALE–We have a “special” going on now w/our website orders. They get 10% off. Check Milwaukee Iron for some of the best built fenders in the US. Check their tank extensions, internal
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–RARE SHOVELHEAD, NEW PART FROM RIVERA AND REPORTS FROM THE MILWAUKEE TRAIL I don’t know where to start. Maybe I should go fishing. Fox News Today, covered the snake like convention of packs rolling into Milwaukee, for the 100th. Just as soon as the Digital Gangster wakes up, we will cover all the
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–HELMET CONTEST, GAMBLING ON BIKERNET AND PETER AND NANCY SINATRA–HELL I DON’T KNOW? Continued From Page 3 GAMBLING ON BIKERNET–We have a code here. You the readers are the boss. If it doesn’t work for you, we don’t do it. This is the first time we’ve allowed a gambling link to our readers.
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–JANKLOW’S PAPERS, AND JOSE SURVIVES STURGIS Continued From Page 2BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT– So we are back from the Black Hills trip, at last!Man, I have never seen so many fucking 100th anniversary bikes in my life! I?m taking a wild guess and let’s say that from 300 thousand made, there were like at
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–HARLEY CONTEST FOR VETERANS, THE FRANCO EVENT, INDIAN PARTS AND THE BEACH RIDE IS COMIN’ Continued From Page 1BIKERNET LESSON IN NEGOTIATING WITH WOMEN– A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He saysto her “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?”“Areyou nuts?”, she
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SD OFFICIAL RUNS BIKER DOWN, NEW CYRIL HUZE PARTS AND MILWAUKEE IRON COMES ON BOARD What’s New? A congressman killed a biker. New Harleys will be stroked by the public in Milwaukee. American Rider asked me to attend too late. I’ll miss the 100th, but our 1928 Shovelhead arrived and we rode it
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GUNNY’S LEGISLATIVE UPDATE–NEW YORK SETS UP BIKER CHECK POINTS–WATCH OUT The famous Gunny.THE AIM/NCOM MOTORCYCLE E-NEWS SERVICE is brought to you by Aid to Injured Motorcyclists (A.I.M.) and the National Coalition of Motorcyclists (NCOM), and is sponsored by the Law Offices of Richard M. Lester. For more information, call us at 1-(800) ON-A-BIKE or visit
NCOM NEWS–EPA NOTIONS, BEN “NIGHTHORSE” CAMPBELL RUNS, WISCONSIN GONE NUTS AND GIVING UP FREEDOM FOR INSURANCE PROFITS– Author Bill Bish, a freedom fighter forever.THE AIM/NCOM MOTORCYCLE E-NEWS SERVICE is brought to you by Aid to Injured Motorcyclists (A.I.M.) and the National Coalition of Motorcyclists (NCOM), and is sponsored by the Law Offices of Richard M.
BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–BEACH RIDE REPORT, STURGIS REPORTS COMIN’, MO’ ON EPA REGS, AMERICA’S RIDE DUE TO ROCK FOR 9/11 Continued From Page 3 THE SECOND ANNUAL AMERICA?S RIDE TO BENEFIT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER MIRACLES FOUNDATION ROARS ACROSS AMERICA–Hundreds Of Motorcycle Riders Unite To Ride From Los Angeles To New York,August 31-September 11, 2003. The
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–ANNIVERSARY PARTY, EPA REGS COULD KILL US, AND SOMETHING NEW FROM BDL Continued From Page 2 HER BIRTHDAY–I’m so glad that this is my last damn child support payment.Month after month, year after year, those damn payments!So I called my baby girl to come over to my house,and when she got there, I
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–TATTOOS, MAKE MOTORCYCLE SAFETY HISTORY AND BIKERS ON TONIGHT SHOW Continued From Page 1 BIKERNET HAPPY HOUR LEARNIN’–This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He’s beensitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driversteps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–GUSSET JEANS ROAD TESTS NEW HARLEYS I’m still trying to wake up. For the past two days the Bikernet crew had the austere opportunity to blaze to Buelton California and ride a selection of new 2004 Harleys that will be released to the public in Milwaukee at the 100th celebration. Harley’s new moto
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–NEW CYRIL HUZE CALENDAR, SEARCH WARRENT LEGISLATION AND MYRTLE BEACH ON THE WRONG SIDE OF BIKERS AGAINAu Continued From Page 2 SONS OF LIBERTY RIDERS E-NEWS– Myrtle Beach Strikes Again:I have sent the following letter to Myrtle Beach Sun News, MB EthicsCommittee, Governor of SC and newspapers in my son’s hometown of Durham,NC.,and
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–MIKE LICHTER EXHIBITS, MMI GROWS AND ABATE OF WISCONSIN HAS CAMP SITES Continued From Page 1 UNIVERSAL TECHNICAL INSTITUTE BEEFS UP FACILITIES–Phoenix, Ariz. – To meet the industry’s demand for Professional service technicians, Universal Technical Institute Inc. (UTI)?one of the nations leading providers of technical education training?announced that it is investing $54.2 million
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAS VEGAS BIKE WEEK, NEW TRACK RECORD AND DIVIDEND FROM H-D, WOW! It’s a damn nice day on the coast. Sturgis is in full swing. Jose, Crazy Horse and Frank Kaisler are on the scene in the Badlands. We’re building bikes, writing techs, sorting shots and editing fiction here in the harbor. Above
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–SADDAM MISSED THE TRUTH, HOW TO DRIVE IN DALLAS AND BIKE THIEVES BUSTED IN STURGIS Continued From Page 3 Sportster/Buell Engine Hop-Up Guide–From four-speed Evos to five-speed Buells, this book is the Bible forSportster performance. Whether your intent is to improve the existingfactory parts or install something from the aftermarket, author KipWoodring explains
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