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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LOST ARTIFACT FROM THE TOMB OF KING PUTT DISCOVERED IN BIKERNET BASEMENT (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2EXCEPTIONAL CHILDREN’S ART SHOW– Hope to see you and your guests at the ECF Art Show and Reception on April 20, 6-9 p.m., at the Aaron Bros. location in West Hollywood (8383 Santa Monica Blvd. at Kings […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LOST ARTIFACT FROM THE TOMB OF KING PUTT DISCOVERED IN BIKERNET BASEMENT (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1 CHARLOTTE H-D OPEN HOUSE– Here are some of my favorite bikes that were at our open house April 7. This is a ’95 S2 Buell done up the North Carolina way. It’s a 96-inch S&S engine

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LOST ARTIFACT FROM THE TOMB OF KING PUTT DISCOVERED IN BIKERNET BASEMENTThat’s right, deep in the dusty confines of the basement, next to the shackles and the torture rack, we discovered a shining relic. You’ll have to get a membership to the Cantina and check it out. Man, I hate to do that

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAUGHLIN LOOMS IN THE DISTANCE (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1 NEW CARBURETOR–Atomized Fuel Technologies, Inc. has developed and is currently manufacturing carburetors for V-Twin, off-road motorcycles, and snowmobiles. These carburetors have been proven to increase horsepower, torque, and fuel economy, while decreasing harmful CO and Hydrocarbon emmissions. Check out this new billet unit

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TWO ICONS DOWN–ED “BIG DADDY” ROTH AND ROGER RAMJETAs the fog rolled over the harbor and the weather forecast called for rain, I sipped a final Jack for the day and wondered what had happened. The stress was getting to me. We had finished John Buttera’s desk only to break the expensive glass

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–QUICK VOTE FOR YOUR FREEDOM! (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1 NEW SAMSON LOGO AND PERFORMANCE TESTING–Watch next week for new performance exhaust testing results. It’s something I’m constantly interested in.RAY PRICE READIES FOR 2001–The Ray Price Racing Team has had an uncharacteristically slowstart for the 2001 Screamin’ Eagle Nitro Harley season. But all

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–QUICK VOTE FOR YOUR FREEDOM!Hey,I don’t know where to start. The Cantina is cool and growing daily. We’re considering the launch of a drag racing section in the free area, with weekly coverage from Mary Lou and photos from the talented Helen Wolfe. We’re working on the marketing side of Laughlin and made

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–QUESTION OF THE CENTURY–TWO WOMEN OR ATTEND BEVERLY HILLS BIKE SHOW? (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2 JIMS AND BANDIT WORKING ON BANDIT LINE–With the assistance of C.J. Allan, the engraver, we’re working on a line of completely unique Evolution motor covers. We may have something to look at next week. A WOMAN–was complaining

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–QUESTION OF THE CENTURY–TWO WOMEN OR ATTEND BEVERLY HILLS BIKE SHOW? (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1 BANDIT’S CANTINA ORDERING GLITCH SOLVED–As a demonstration of the professionalism of Bikernet, here’s an actual complaint scenario recieved moments after the Cantina was opened:“Hey, what about us poor, bankrupt mf’ers who don’t have a credit card tojoin

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–QUESTION OF THE CENTURY–TWO WOMEN OR ATTEND BEVERLY HILLS BIKE SHOW?It was one of those deep, haunting questions that plagues mankind. The calls started pouring into the headquarters a couple months ago. “Are you coming to Mercedes of Beverly Hills Promotional Car and Bike Show?” First I hesitated. Beverly Hills, what self respecting

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT’S CANTINA DUE TO LAUNCHFRIDAY, MURDER AND INTRIGUE ABOUNDS (CONTINUED)Continued from Page 3TELEPHONE SCAM ALERT–I received a telephone call last evening from an individual identifying himself as an AT&T service technician who was conducting a test ontelephone lines. He stated that to complete the test, I should touchnine(9), zero(0), the pound sign (#),

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT’S CANTINA DUE TO LAUNCHFRIDAY, MURDER AND INTRIGUE ABOUNDS (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2DALLAS EASYRIDERS ROCKS–The Dallas Easyriders newsletter just arrived. I’m glad Rick’s (the owner with his wife Tina and my sixth wife Lena) code for writing is not the same as mine. “You know, the more I drink, the better I

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT’S CANTINA DUE TO LAUNCH TOMORROW, MURDER AND INTRIGUE ABOUNDS (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1ATTENTION BIKERS–So, you think you’re a biker! Well, now is your chance to come and meetthe man who has been there and done that. Tuesday night, May 1, 2001ABATE Local 9 is proud to have as a guest speaker

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–FIRST STORMS AND DISASTERS NOW PESTILENCE (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1 EVOLUTION DESK– The last sighting of Bandit was in the garage throwing tools around as the big bastard and NuttBoy began the final assembly of an Evolution-powered desk for Little Jon Buttera. Check it out in the Garage. HELEN WOLFE UPDATE–Stan Sheppard

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–FIRST STORMS AND DISASTERS NOW PESTILENCEIt wasn’t bad enough to have the mighty Pacific slap the headquarters with waves the size of the Sierra Mountains. It could have ended with the Seattle earthquake that toppled the Bikernet Webmaster’s boot camp. The unspeakable had to befall the lord of Bikernet. No, it wasn’t a

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–FIRST STORMS AND DISASTERS NOW PESTILENCE (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 3 SNEAK PEAK AT NEXT HORSE COVER–You saw it here first, the next cover for The Mighty Horse magazine. Watch for it on a newsstand near you… And don’t forget to read Bandit’s shit in it. It will singe your hair and cure

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–FIRST STORMS AND DISASTERS NOW PESTILENCE (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2 BIKERNET CYBER CYCLES WINNERS– Following is the winners’ list from February. Just as soon as we have all the winners’ addresses and shirt sizes we’ll be sending out trophies, and prizes from Bandit, Crime Inc. and Samson Exhaust systems. Congratulations guys.Barry Bassford

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TOO HORRIBLE TO MENTION (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2LADIES’ NIGHT OUT– The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies’ night out club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TOO HORRIBLE TO MENTION (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1NOTICE TO ALL VIETNAM VETS–If a military member served any place in Vietnam and contracts prostatecancer, it is now consideredservice-related. If you have had prostate cancer, you are entitled to aservice-related disability. All claims should be filed at your nearest VAoffice. Widows and wives: If

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TOO HORRIBLE TO MENTIONSan Pedro Bikernet headquarters drowned in torrential rains, the Bikernet Northwest Web master’s housing (old army barracks) collapsed in the 6.8 Seattle earthquake and the rest of the crew was rounded up in Ventura drug raids. We’re out of business. Sorry guys. I hate to bring you the bad news,

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – THERE’S NEVER ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAMNED DAY! (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2 EASYRIDERS OF HOUSTON EARNS BIG DOG MOTORCYCLES’ 2000 DEALER OF THE YEAR AWARD–Easyriders of Houston led all 57 of Big Dog’s dealerships in total motorcycle sales. A strong Big Dog dealer since it opened three years ago, Easyriders

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – THERE’S NEVER ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAMNED DAY! (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1 SUPER-V ENTHUSIAST/WRITER–I follow your stuff in “The Horse.” I especially like to read about SanPedroas I visit relatives there and think it’s a cool town. I’ll attach a pieceabout my fun with the Super Vee (check out www.companyontheweb.com/veejazthe

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – THERE’S NEVER ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAMNED DAY!Hell, I don’t know where to start. We’re working on the Evo desk for John Buttera, and are determined to finish it in the next couple weeks. I swear, it’s almost done. Fuckin’ deadlines. I receive a great number of e-mails about building bikes

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TYPHOON ROCKS HEADQUARTERS (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1MIKE CUNNINGHAM– from Easyriders’ dealer development is nowin charge of Bikers Dream dealer development?