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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TYPHOON ROCKS HEADQUARTERS The wind pushed the nitrous button early this week and gusts reached 70 mph, accompanied by a driving rain storm. Docks at the Cabrillo Marina at the bottom of the hill tore loose and pleasure boats were scattered throughout the harbor. Yet we still managed to make the final components […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BLACK PLAGUE ROCKS HEADQUARTERS, SOME DEAD, SEVERAL LEAVE COUNTRY (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2BIKERNET BIG APPLE BABE REPORT–Biker Chic makes the fashion headlines! The February issue of Elle Magazinefeatured an eight page spread of motorcycle inspired fashion. Biker chic isagain in the spotlight. Top designers are in their freedom creative statemarrying the idea

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BLACK PLAGUE ROCKS HEADQUARTERS, SOME DEAD, SEVERAL LEAVE COUNTRY (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1AND NOW WE TAKE YOU LIVE TO A SPEECH BY REV. JESSE JACKSON–Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to thepopulation for my act of

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BLACK PLAGUE HITS HEADQUARTERS, SOME DEAD, SEVERAL FLEE COUNTRY Sorry folks, but no intro from Bandit this week. He has been very sick andneeds his rest. Sin and I have him in bed, medicated, and are giving himlots of soup and fluids. We have been taking turns lying with him to makesure he

LOOKING FOR BUCK KNIFE–I am interested in a Buck 192MS knife. I found one on the Bikernet page.–Dondonstickel@hotmail.comHERE ARE THE FACTS– Citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; “7” was selectedbecause the original containers were 7 ounces. “UP” indicated thedirection of the bubbles. Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocksthe mosquito’s sensors

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–VIOLENCE ROCKS SUPERBOWL PARTYWhat can I say? The police are still investigating complaints of nudity, grand larceny (someone stole a pool table) and a stabbing. It was one helluva party. I’m innocent. The Digital Gangster ran up to me at midnight and screamed something about being two hours late for his flight back

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SUPER BOWL PARTY JUST AROUND CORNER–BANDIT HAS GONE TO SEA TO HOLD WEATHER FRONT OFF COAST (CONTINUED)Continued from Page 2V-TWIN HOLDINGS, INC., RETAINS CONSULTING FOR STRATEGIC GROWTH, LTD., AS ITSPUBLIC RELATIONS/CORPORATE DEVELOPMENT CONSULTANTS– In a joint announcement, V-TwinHoldings, Inc., (OTCBB: VTWN) and Consulting For Strategic Growth, Ltd.,(CFSG) announced that CFSG would be engaged

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SUPER BOWL PARTY JUST AROUND CORNER–BANDIT HAS GONE TO SEA TO HOLD WEATHER FRONT OFF COAST (CONTINUED)Continued from Page 1NOTORIOUS SOCAL BIKER HANGOUT LOSES OWNER– Don Himes passed away from naturalcauses in his sleep Sat. nite, Jan. 20 2001. He diedas he lived, peacefully. He was the liquor licenseholder and use permit holder

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SUPER BOWL PARTY JUST AROUND CORNER–BANDIT HAS GONE TO SEA TO HOLD WEATHER FRONT OFF COAST I don’t know where to start today. If you can make it to the Super Bowl party, great. We’ll be there, Bandit’s girls will be there, the game starts at 3 p.m. PST and we’ll be rockin’

Bikernet News Flash–Agent Zebra’s Great American Steamer Stolen Yes, last weekend as I danced with Sin Wu in the narrow passageways of the Queen Mary, the dark forces that linger in the alleys of Hollywood reared their ugly heads and struck at the Agent’s ride. Brenda Fox from Bartels’ Harley-Davidson reported the following day that

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–PERFECT STORM WIPES OUT BIKERNET HEADQUARTERS Hell, it’s just the first week of the new year and life is already bananas. We stayed up all night prepping for the Easyriders Bike Show in Pomona. We stole a truck and Steve Bauman drove us to hell and back, helped us set up a couple

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH: ECONOMIC BOOM FOR ENTIRE YEAR BUT ONLY FOR BIKERS AND THEIR FAMILIES Hey,Half the country is buried in snow and it’s as dry as a popcorn fart on the coast. Makes a man want to ride more than work. The new year started with a bang. I can’t tell you some of

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH-MOVE CLOCKS BACK ONE WEEK-WE DIDN’T FINISH ALL WE SET OUT TO DO!Hey,Another year disappears over the horizon like a space shuttle trying to get the hell out of Dodge. Each year becomes more and more like a time trial. I set out each year with a handful of goals and generally reach

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WOMEN DRUG MEN FOR SEX BEFORE CHRISTMASAh, last weekend. A blur of warm fires, warm women and Christmas Parades. Friday night was something out of a Holiday porno movie, followed by Redondo Beach Boat parade Saturday, another party, and a midnight ride on the blacked-out Buell back to the Headquarters. The next morning

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STAFF THREATENS WALKOUT ON THE 15THHey,I’m innocent, I tell ya. The Union of Pixels and Bytes, Local #352 has threatened to shut the doors on the vast Bikernet empire and walk out on the 15th. Management is due to meet with union representatives this afternoon, and after the news we hope to report

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SANTA RIDES SHOVELHEAD DRUNK–GETS DUIHey,It was another memorable weekend, beginning with Friday and some garage time. I repositioned the Joker Machine pegs on the marvelous mystical Blue Flame for a more comfortable ride. If you ever build a bike and want top-of-the-line billet components, try them. These pegs were designed with a 3-inch

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LIFE’S PLEASUREDOM DISCOVERED BY BIKERNET RESEARCH TEAMHey,You didn’t know that Bikernet had a university grant to research the essence of life’s pleasures, did you? It creates an interesting quandry. By revealing our findings, our stock will rocket through the tar paper roof of the headquarters. We’ll become filthy rich and loose our grasp

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THANKSGIVING CANCELED, TURKEY DRUNKHey,As the sun created a fireworks display over the L.A. Harbor this morning, the Dark-Haired One slipped into the turkey chasin’ mode and hit the stores. I knew the news was slight, but the show must go on. It’s actually a perfect opportunity to thank the staff for the hard

BIKERNET NEW FLASH–MOTORCYCLES STOLEN IN HOLLYWOODThere’s never an ordinary weekend around the Bikernet headquarters, and the Love Ride Weekend would be no exception. First, rain threatened, and schedules floundered under the illusion that there might be a downpour. But the crew at Bikernet continued to prepare for the weekend by getting up late, drinking early,

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LOVE RIDE MANIA ROCKS LOS ANGELESThe Blue Flame will be home tonight and we ride like hell bent for leather once again. I’ll break out the riding crop and whip her like she’s never been beaten before. It’s Love Ride Weekend, when Los Angeles becomes biker-world for a wild couple of days. Every

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WILLIE G. KIDNAPPED BY FOREIGN TERRORISTSWe all seem to be burning the candle at both ends. Do you feel the same? I think I’m busy and call someone in the industry, and I can tell by the tone of their voice that they’re moving at light speed. Their words are clipped and their

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CONSPIRACY CHARGES FILED AGAINST MEMBER OF BIKERNET STAFFThis is ridiculous. We’ve got so much shit flyin’ we don’t know which way to turn. Perhaps I should just go out to the Bikernet garage… and fire up the ’48 and let her warm up. Since we slipped new pistons in it, I’m trying to