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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–NEW PROGRAM REVEALEDA brother of mine recently had his motorcycle stolen. Dean Shawler, the editor of Biker Magazine, had his motorcycle bagged from in front of the hotel near the California Speedway. Stealing bikes is bullshit. To many riders their bikes are their lives. They put their hearts into these machines. They aren’t […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WILLIE WRITES BOOK, BANDIT HAS MOVIE PROPOSAL Continued From Page 3THE BIKERNET DOWN-UNDER REPORT–An Australian woman was having a shower and slipped butinstead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she did the splits,and suctioned herself to the floor.She yelled out for her husband Jacko. “Jacko! Jacko!” she yelled.Jacko came running in. “Jacko, I’ve

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WILLIE WRITES BOOK, BANDIT HAS MOVIE PROPOSAL Continued From Page 2 DUCT TAPE–A few weeks ago I asked for your best duct tape stories. I showed a pic of how Bandit used it for medical purposes and here?s one response I got. I can?t believe that with all the people reading the news

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WILLIE WRITES BOOK, BANDIT HAS MOVIE PROPOSAL Continued From Page 1 POLARIS OPEN HOUSE– Set for Oct. 12-19 This October, somebody is going to win the ultimate treat, and there’s no trick involved. The first-ever Polaris National Open House will take place Oct. 12-19, giving outdoor lovers across America and Canada an opportunity

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WILLIE WRITES BOOK, BANDIT HAS MOVIE PROPOSAL Just an ordinary day at the headquarters. Two big LA lawyers are pounding on the door after the IMB stick fighting class. They drag me to lunch and ask me question about shit I would just as soon forget. I know nothing. Then Frank shows up

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BIKERS ALLOWED TO WEAR COLORS TO COURT, BIKERNET WORST DRINK AND NEW DEUCE Continued From Page 3 SCREAMIN’ EAGLE DEUCE IS CUSTOM TIMES TWO–It’s Deuces Wild In designing the Screamin’ Eagle Deuce, Harley-Davidson CVO sought to accentuate the long, low custom style of the Softail Deuce. A lowered front and rear suspension was

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–OZARK ED RETURNS, WOMEN GET A VOTE, AND SCOTT JACOBS ABOUT TO LAUNCH NEW PRINT Continued From Page 2THE QUARTER–A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding aquarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CARIBBEAN WATER POISONS WRITER Continued From Page 1ARE YOU BORED?–1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EPA AND MOTORCYCLES, COLORS ALLOWED IN COURT, NEW HARLEYS AND MORE Movie still from Angels Die Hard from 1970 thanks to Bob T.This is one of those stinking days. I had a root canal on Tuesday because I ran out of Jack Daniels and pain killers on Monday. I was crawling the walls.