BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HELLS ANGELS PRESIDENT EXONORATED The news is hot this week. Except that I don’t know what the hell it is because I’m still on this prison ship heading toward the Panama Canal. I receive a polite bowl of rice at every meal that I’m forced to share with several scurvy rats […]
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Continued From Page 3BIKERNET DEAL OF THE WEEK–Wassup bro, I’m tryin to sell some of my used parts on your site but don’t move around real well in cyber space, kind of like ridden a rigid halfway cross country and then goin’ out
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Continued From Page 2Hey Bandit—I still can’t figure out why these back tires wear out so fast?Happy New Year from “Bikeweek” Kyle…CRUISING RIDER AND AMERICAN RIDER SHARE EDITORS–Buzz Buzzelli of American Rider fame was recently kidnapped from his office and is being held
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Continued From Page 1 C.J. MASTER ENGRAVER PULLS MAJOR ENGRAVING CONTRACT FROM HORSE MAGAZINE–That’s right, HORSE magazine, the rag for brothers who like their hands constantly grimy with the grit of building choppers, hired C.J. to engrave 50 or more point covers in
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Some of you know that I’m out of the country floating around the world on a rat bike, tramp freighter called the Leon, owned by the Rickmers shipping agency out of Hamburg, Germany. Tomorrow I steam out of the last port, Hitachi, Japan
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIG DADDY RAT A.K.A KARL SMITH PASSES AWAY Continued From Page 1 Jewish woman—- An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait painted.She told the the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, adiamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a Rolex.”“But you are not wearing any of those things.”“I
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIG DADDY RAT A.K.A. KARL SMITH PASSES AWAY Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananasByNuttBoyI like working with my hands. I?m not an ?old school? biker. I?m not much of a bike rider. Building a new bike is the kind of challenge I like. My father, a tool and
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Bikernet News Flash – Snake Late On The News Continued From Page 3Know Your Job—- A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a
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Bikernet News Flash – Snake Late On The News Continued From Page 2What Was I Suppose To Do?—In 2001, five times more money was spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research. That means that in 30 years there will be people walking around with huge breasts and erections–but they won’t remember what
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Bikernet News Flash – Snake Late On The News Continued From Page 1BUELL PRO RACING SUPPORT PROGRAMS REVEALED AMA Buell Pro Thunder and Formula USA Buell Lightning Series to Return in 2002MILWAUKEE, Wis. (March 1, 2002) – Buell Motorcycle Company recently revealed its professional racing programs for the 2002 season, announcing support for the five-round
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