Bikernet News Flash – Snake Is Late On The NewsSome Days Are Like That— I like to think that I’m as smooth as the next guy. And I’d probably get more dates if I had my bike running. The bike would be running if that four-thumbed putz, NuttBoy, would get on the stick and fix […]
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BANDIT MISSING – AGAIN(Continued)ByLayla Continued From Page 2Ready CampsWe are a new companyhere in Grand Junction, Colo., and I’m sure your readers would enjoy hearingabout us. We are trying to be at the popular scooter events across thecountry and can have a campsite ready and waiting when your subscribersshow up. We’ll also take it back
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BANDIT MISSING AGAIN(Continued)ByLayla Continued From Page 1THIS SEPARATES THE MEN FROM THE WOMEN A little test to sort the men from the women.Every day, millions of images go to your brain, but you know, only some of these are focused. To prove it, take this test: Stare at the picture and see how fast you
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BANDIT MISSING IN ACTION – AGAIN!I know the news always begins with some witty bullshit from Bandit or one of the guys, but for this Thursday, you’re outta luck. Digital?s gone out of town for a few days, Snake is nowhere to be found and Nuttboy is off in the mountains
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BANDIT MISSING – AGAIN!(Continued)ByLayla Continued From Page 3Visually CompellingThis was made by a lady in Timmins, Ontario, Canada, I believe. Apparently she wins the ice sculpture contest every year. Chris—THE HORSE, Backstreet Choppers is pleased to announce the 3rd Annual Smoke Out to be held July 26-28 at the Rowan County Fairgroundsin Salisbury, N.C., about
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Da? Thirsty Nooz (Continued)BySnake Continued From Page 3Here’s a recent photo of Enron’s employees leaving work with all their possessions. Funeral and the pitbullA woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffeewhen she noticed a most unusual funeral processionapproaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second longblack hearse about 50
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Da? Thirsty Nooz (Continued)BySnake Continued From Page 2 Merlin Roadster by Corbin on the horizonby Teddy BearFeb. 13, 10 a.m. Eastern timeWhat do you get when you take a three-wheeled Harley-Davidson chopper and drive it in reverse?You get a Merlin Roadster made by a tiny, Hollister, Calif., company called Corbin Motors.The Merlin, which its maker
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Da? Thirsty Nooz (Continued)BySnake Continued From Page 1A doctor tells it like it isThis was written by a doctor in Texas and is very good, please read.I was just reading Yahoo news and the San Antonio Express newspaper. Youknow what upsets me? People with absolutely nothing to do with theirlives,so they complain on how the
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Da? Thirsty NoozBySnakeAttention Bikernet readers: let me say at the get-go, it ain?t my fault. I ain?t no journalist. Some days I have trouble writing my name on a check. I had to walk to Bikernet headquarters ?cause my primary belt exploded. So I walk in lookin? for some tools and a bottle of beer;
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET GETS 1.9 MILLION HITS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2 Make Me Feel Like A WomanOn a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. Theturbulence is awful. Suddenly one wing is struck by lightning.A woman on the plane starts to lose it. She stands up in the front
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