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March 15, 2001 Part 4

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT’S CANTINA DUE TO LAUNCHFRIDAY, MURDER AND INTRIGUE ABOUNDS (CONTINUED)Continued from Page 3TELEPHONE SCAM ALERT–I received a telephone call last evening from an individual identifying himself as an AT&T service technician who was conducting a test ontelephone lines. He stated that to complete the test, I should touchnine(9), zero(0), the pound sign (#), […]

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March 15, 2001 Part 3

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT’S CANTINA DUE TO LAUNCHFRIDAY, MURDER AND INTRIGUE ABOUNDS (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2DALLAS EASYRIDERS ROCKS–The Dallas Easyriders newsletter just arrived. I’m glad Rick’s (the owner with his wife Tina and my sixth wife Lena) code for writing is not the same as mine. “You know, the more I drink, the better I

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March 15, 2001 Part 2

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT’S CANTINA DUE TO LAUNCH TOMORROW, MURDER AND INTRIGUE ABOUNDS (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1ATTENTION BIKERS–So, you think you’re a biker! Well, now is your chance to come and meetthe man who has been there and done that. Tuesday night, May 1, 2001ABATE Local 9 is proud to have as a guest speaker

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March 8, 2001 Part 2

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–FIRST STORMS AND DISASTERS NOW PESTILENCE (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1 EVOLUTION DESK– The last sighting of Bandit was in the garage throwing tools around as the big bastard and NuttBoy began the final assembly of an Evolution-powered desk for Little Jon Buttera. Check it out in the Garage. HELEN WOLFE UPDATE–Stan Sheppard

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March 8, 2001 Part 1

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–FIRST STORMS AND DISASTERS NOW PESTILENCEIt wasn’t bad enough to have the mighty Pacific slap the headquarters with waves the size of the Sierra Mountains. It could have ended with the Seattle earthquake that toppled the Bikernet Webmaster’s boot camp. The unspeakable had to befall the lord of Bikernet. No, it wasn’t a

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March 8, 2001 Part 4

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–FIRST STORMS AND DISASTERS NOW PESTILENCE (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 3 SNEAK PEAK AT NEXT HORSE COVER–You saw it here first, the next cover for The Mighty Horse magazine. Watch for it on a newsstand near you… And don’t forget to read Bandit’s shit in it. It will singe your hair and cure

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March 8, 2001 Part 3

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–FIRST STORMS AND DISASTERS NOW PESTILENCE (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2 BIKERNET CYBER CYCLES WINNERS– Following is the winners’ list from February. Just as soon as we have all the winners’ addresses and shirt sizes we’ll be sending out trophies, and prizes from Bandit, Crime Inc. and Samson Exhaust systems. Congratulations guys.Barry Bassford

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March 1, 2001 Part 3

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TOO HORRIBLE TO MENTION (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2LADIES’ NIGHT OUT– The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies’ night out club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend

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March 1, 2001 Part 2

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TOO HORRIBLE TO MENTION (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1NOTICE TO ALL VIETNAM VETS–If a military member served any place in Vietnam and contracts prostatecancer, it is now consideredservice-related. If you have had prostate cancer, you are entitled to aservice-related disability. All claims should be filed at your nearest VAoffice. Widows and wives: If

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March 1, 2001 Part 1

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TOO HORRIBLE TO MENTIONSan Pedro Bikernet headquarters drowned in torrential rains, the Bikernet Northwest Web master’s housing (old army barracks) collapsed in the 6.8 Seattle earthquake and the rest of the crew was rounded up in Ventura drug raids. We’re out of business. Sorry guys. I hate to bring you the bad news,

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