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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT EXTRADICTED TO TEXAS BY PLUM NIPPLED CHIQUITA (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1CANTINA OFFER–Every 10th rider to join Bandit’s Cantina receives a signed copy of Bandit’s latest book “Sam ‘Chopper’ Orwell”. Here’s the latest winner: Phillip BabcockLantana, Fla. BIKERNET BIKESHOW WINNER–I just got in from California. I took my wife down to Mexico […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT EXTRADITED TO TEXAS BY PLUM NIPPLED CHIQUITAUrgent! APB! If anybody out there spots a tall, gangly-legged, goateedson-of-a-bitch on a pin-striped and flamed black Buell, fling a 2-by-4 into hisspokes. That bastard Bandit bailed outta here for the sizzling landscape ofDallas, Texas. There?s probably a plum-nippled, raven-haired chiquita involvedin this fiasco. I?m here

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BUBBA BLACKWELL CRASHES IN DEL MAR, WORLD PREPARES FOR STURGIS RUN (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1THANKS MAN–I WAS RUNNING PRETTY LEAN. POINTS ARE ALL RIGHT BUT I GOT THOSE CHEAP AUTOZONE PLUGS AND I THINK IT LIKES ‘EM A LITTLE HIGHER QUALITY. SO FAR SO GOOD. I HOPE TO GET AN S&S CARB

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BUBBA BLACKWELL CRASHES IN DEL MAR, WORLD PREPARES FOR STURGIS RUN The Buell is finished and there will be an initial tech on the final mods jumping onto the site in the next couple days. I’m heading out on a 300-mile trial run tomorrow, and all seems tight and shipshape. I would like

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TRAGIC DRAG RACING ACCIDENT–ALL NEW COVERAGE ON BIKERNET. Continued from Page 2 This is a comp for our Sturgis billboard art, check it out! I sent it to all 7,000 members of the Bikernet staff and this was the worse responseAll right, all right, let’s break up this shilly shallying.– ?God Damn it,I’ve

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TRAGIC DRAG RACING ACCIDENT–ALL NEW COVERAGE ON BIKERNET. Continued from Page 1 BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–The Jack Daniels BBQ was a hit, we had over 200 bikes in and out. Weplaced a booth with a few of our bikes and goodies to sell, Roger Bourgetfrom Bourget’s Bike Works was present, posing for photos, talking

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TRAGIC DRAG RACING ACCIDENT–ALL NEW COVERAGE ON BIKERNET. Last week at the drags, two riders collided and both ended up in the hospital. They are coming along well. We’re in the heat of the season. We are also fortunate to have Helen Wolfe on board following the drag racing season. Check out our

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–A BRUSH WITH THE CULT OF THE CROWSDEVIL DOLLS FIRST GIRL POWER RUN–JULY 1. All bikes welcome. All women riders are welcome. There will be Bands, BBQ, contests and mo’. The men are supposed to meet at Erin Evans Custom Cycles or at Eaglerider. Here’s the Devil Dolls hotline: (415) 546-3700. I need

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–A BRUSH WITH THE CULT OF THE CROWS Continued from Page 1NCOM COAST TO COAST BIKER LEGISLATIVE NEWSCompiled and Edited byBILL BISH,NATIONAL COALITION OF MOTORCYCLISTS– TEXAS GOVERNOR VETOES BIKER ANTI-DISCRIMINATION BILL Despite anoutstanding lobbying effort by the Texas Motorcycle Rights Association andthe four Confederations of Clubs of Texas, and in spite of near

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–A BRUSH WITH THE CULT OF THE CROWS I can’t get into it here, it’s too terrifying. You can get a taste, if you’re a member of the Cantina, in last week’s Sunday Post. Bikers and sailors share common traits. Every sailor I’ve ever met modified his sailboat. There’s also the outlaw characteristic

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WOMAN’S DREAM CAR REVEALED (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 3 Take a look at the WCC, and the car behind !BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–One of those times when everything happens, I mean everything, at the sametime. Sturgis, shop, bikes to be built, rides and shows. One day turns intothe next one and we don’t even

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WOMAN’S DREAM CAR REVEALED (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2LATE BREAKING NEWS–They found the body of the Chinese pilot who rammed the P3surveillance plane.Although he had been previously listed incorrectly, he has nowbeen positively identified as WON DUM PHUC.HANOI JANE IS BACK–Just in case we forgot. Jane Fonda is being honored as one of

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WORLD ABLAZE BUT WE’RE BACK TO OUR INSANE NORMAL (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1 Click For Larger .pdf ViewBIKERNET SECURITY LESSON–A burglar broke into an empty house in the middle of the night. He hadtaken just a few steps when he heard a voice boom out in the darkness saying, “JESUS IS WATCHING

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WORLD ABLAZE BUT WE’RE BACK TO OUR INSANE NORMAL I don’t know what to fuckin’ mumble about today. I’m frustrated with the Taliban interviews, and the cheering Pakistanis. Anyone from a 1%er club, a street gang or the mob would immediately recognize the bullshit gangster threats. As far as I’m concerned if Afghan

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TERRORISTS ATTACK–BIG MISTAKE ON THEIR PART Continued From Page 3 UNDER ATTACK!–Buds, our country is under attack! What do you all think about this?The twenty-something says “oh, no, I don’t want to go to war, gee, that’s notright.”My mother, at seventy five says ” Rescue and Help first. then find thebastards and bomb

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TERRORISTS ATTACK–BIG MISTAKE ON THEIR PART Continued From Page 3 TOTS REPORT FROM A RIDIN’ MARINE– I was shocked and outraged when I read the “Toys for Tots” e-mail beingforwarded around the biker community. Shocked that bikers would be criticalof the Marine Reservist donating countless hours of their time to collectand distribute toys

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TERRORISTS ATTACK–BIG MISTAKE ON THEIR PART Continued From Page 1 ATTACK REFLECTIONS FROM A BROTHER– Yesterday was one of the most?devastating days?of my life I can ever remember. We kept working while listening to the reports on the radio. Every now and then we would go up front and watch this tragedy on

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TERRORISTS ATTACK–BIG MISTAKE ON THEIR PART I don’t have a lot to say that so many other Americans haven’t expressed innumerable times already. I’ve been concerned about a loss of liberty, but I know that we will have to give during war times. We’ll get a renewed liberty returned after the conflict. I

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HAMSTER’S FINEST HOLLYWOOD LOVER PASSES ON (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 3 HAD A HATE-MY-JOB DAY?–On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to thethermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer madeby “Q-tip.” Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lockyour doors,

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HAMSTER’S FINEST HOLLYWOOD LOVER PASSES ON (CONTINUED)Continued From Page 2 CRAZYHORSE PROJECT BIKE–Here’s our latest project bike. I’ve attached two shots. Theyare kinda fuzzy (digital camera indoors). The bike will be up for saleright soon.Two killer big customs I’m painting will be done in the next few weeks. ThenI’m zooming up to my

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HAMSTER’S FINEST HOLLYWOOD LOVER PASSES ON (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1.THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT–During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God,?Moses and St. Peter concluded that the behavior of?former President Clinton and Rep. Condit had?brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain storming?session to try to

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HAMSTER’S FINEST HOLLYWOOD LOVER PASSES ONGene Shacove died Thursday at age 73. This rider had one of the most unbelievable lives a man could have. The movie “Shampoo,” starring Warren Beatty, was based on Gene’s romantic life as Hollywood stylist to some of the most beautiful women in the world. Gene was tight

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BIKERNET NEWS–HARLEY-DAVIDSON JUMPS OUT OF THE SUPERBIKE RACES (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1 WHERE THE HIGHWAY MEETS THE SKY– A sultry Saturday in August. Steam rising off the asphalt. Toofriggin hot to ride, right?How about spending the day on a runway surrounded by airplanes andmotorcycles spewing fireand smoke?Before you think the old Bear has finally