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BIKERNET NEWS–HARLEY-DAVIDSON JUMPS OUT OF THE SUPERBIKE RACESI was knocked out by the news that Harley-Davidson has jumped out of the Superbikes races, but you know that they always have a plan. I was surprised since they just launched the V-Rod. Rumor has it that they are working on an even faster engine, and it […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BIKERNET BILLBOARDS STOLEN Continued from Page 1 Click For Larger .pdf ViewPRESIDENTS CAUGHT IN TORNADOS–The last four presidents get caught in a tornado and go spinning off to Oz.They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the GreatWizard.WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly:

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BIKERNET BILLBOARDS STOLEN In July, the Hit counter struck above 1.5 million hits on the site, and our master artist John Siebenthaler-created billboard in Laughlin was so well received that someone stole the bastard. The Brenda Sturgis Billboard received rave reviews. Our board of directors was completely perplexed to the point that it

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–DEER HUNTERS PAID PREMIUM SALARIES Continued from Page 2ALL NEW BIKERNET MEDICAL STAFF ADVICE COLUMN–Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats and that’s it. Everythingwears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;that’s like

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–DEER HUNTERS PAID PREMIUM SALARIES Continued from Page 1 LOS ANGELES CALENDAR BIKE SHOW REPORT–While past LA Calendar Bike Shows are usually just regular American Thunder features throughout the year, the 2001 LA Calendar Motorcycle Show’s scheduled appearance this last August 14th, just three weeks after the event, indicates the show’s continued growth

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–DEER HUNTERS PAID PREMIUM SALARIES Watch next week for a complete report on the 2001 Sturgis saga. It will be packed with surprises from women from California to Wyoming. There’s also surprising news from the Buell front. If we have any more astonishments, we won’t know what to make of them, or her.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–I’M BACK BUT SOMEWHAT ROUGH AROUND THE EDGESI’m not sure how to say this. You roll through life thinking you have at least a little control. You sit in a bar on Friday night and shoot the shit with your brothers with some level of confidence about what you’re talking about. Then, in

WHILE THE CAT’S AWAY, THE MICE WILL PLAY (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2Carribean ReportBy the time you read this we will be (we hope) near Sturgis. We have beenwatching the weather and all the crap that’s been going around in theMidwest, seems like Bandit is staying dry, for now. The Caribbean is no funeither, ashes

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–U.S. SUPREME COURT APPROVES ROADBLOCKS, BIKERS RECEIVE ANTI-DISCRIMINATION SUPPORT Hey, I wish I knew what was up. Yesterday, I was minding my own business scrambling through another colorful day on the coast when Nuttboy showed up for lunch. Sin Wu was at the pad and we were taking care of some business. Nuttboy

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STRANGE ADVENTURES AND REPORTS Continued From Page 1 SIDECAR RIG FOR SALE– I’m selling my sidecar rig and trailer. I would appreciate any help you can provide. This is such a specialized type of rig. Please pass the info on to anyone you know. Anna Hersey Home E-Mail: adhersey@yahoo.com Home Phone: (425) 827-8274

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STRANGE ADVENTURES AND REPORTS I was recently informed that my news intros were losing their flair. I was too serious, too pressured by day to day rigors and bullshit. The report indicated that my intros had lost their sex appeal. That did it. I turned in my resignation and ordered flights to Houston

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SHIP CATCHES FIRE, EPA BURNS MOTORCYCLES, VAGOS BATTLE HELLS ANGELS Continued from Page 2++++++++++++++ BIKERNET CARIBBEAN LIVE–Just got back from Biketoberfest, amazing how crowded it was. We expectedless people since, as we all know, the past events had dampened a lot ofactivities, but no, not a Biker event. Actually it was way too

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SHIP CATCHES FIRE, EPA BURNS MOTORCYCLES, VAGOS BATTLE HELLS ANGELS Continued from Page 1 THE TRUTH ABOUT AB EXERCISES– A little boy walks into his parents bed room to find his mother ontop of his father riding him. The mother sees her little son and gets of her husband as her son leaves

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SHIP CATCHES FIRE, EPA BURNS MOTORCYCLES, VAGOS BATTLE HELLS ANGELS I want to allow the military to perform their jobs with our support and be proud and supportive of the manner in which our government is handling these strikes. But the media continues to second guess every move, and question each tactic. Are

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LOVE RIDE COMING UP Photo from Kyle at BiketoberfestLife is bananas as we all know, right about this precise moment. If it’s not war, we have the neighbors dog snorting our mail before we open it. If he keels over I’m not going near it. The media drives me mad, yet there were

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAS VEGAS ROCKS WITH ANTHRAX-POWERED MOTORCYCLES THIS WEEKEND Continued From Page 1SEA FARING ADVICE–Sounds like you’re doin’ it! Right up there with Jack London, butyou will be “The Sailor On Motorcycle.” Hop’a freighter outta Houston andhitch-hike ’round tha world. KOOL! Rent’a bike as ya go? Or take THEIRV-Rod? Will ya go as a

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAS VEGAS ROCKS WITH ANTHRAX-POWERED MOTORCYCLES THIS WEEKEND Click For Larger .pdf ViewWhat a weekend it’s going to be — the girls of Las Vegas, the finals for Harley drag racing, the girls, the Guggenheim, the girls and the best bartender on earth at the Shadows Bar, where there are girls. The above

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WAR SOLUTIONS AND NEW PARTS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 3WANT TO ACHIEVE MORE THAN 100 PERCENT– We have all been to those meetings wheresomeone wants more than 100 percent. Well, here’s how you do that.Here’s how you can achieve 103 percent.First of all, here’s a little math that mightprove helpful in the future.How

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WAR SOLUTIONS AND NEW PARTS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2 Famous, never-say-die, racing fan and builder Carl Morrow.CORRESPONDENT FOR BIKERNET COVERS ROCK SUNDAY– This is the last of it. Hal’s H-D along with S&S Cycle Buell entry. Also a pic of one of Jim Nasi’s bikes. There were a lot of very fast

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WAR SOLUTIONS AND NEW PARTS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1 Bikernet Webmaster on long-overdue vacation. We wish her well… God, if I only looked that good, I’d never leave the house. – DigitalHOSPITAL STORIES ON BIKERNET–Here’s just a taste, check the rest in Knucklebusters: The Surgeon’s Note. A nurse was on duty in

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WAR SOLUTIONS AND NEW PARTS We’re working with a talented artist on a new Bikernet T-shirt. It will feature the above art, with the title change to: “Terrorist Poker Run 2001.” It will be on black. Let us know what you think. Part of the profits will go to the Red Cross.Hey,My ex

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CUSTOM CHROME HITS NATIONAL NEWSBIKETOBERFEST BROADCAST Continued From Page 2 Here’s the rundown for Biketoberfest from the beginning to the goddamn end. Have a helluva time.10/3-10/10 10th Annual Gold Wing Getaway Vendor’s Expo motorcycle service and accessories, food vendors, 9am-5pm. New Smyrna Beach Airport, 210 Sams Ave.Free. For more info. Call (386) 677-1786.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CUSTOM CHROME HITS NATIONAL NEWS Continued From Page 1 I realize that this in not a Navy ship, but a classic Army/H-D 45 from WWII from Taco Thursday in Seattle recently, shot by our own Helen Wolfe.AN ENSIGN’S LETTER FROM AT SEA–This is an e-mail from an Ensign stationed aboard the USS Winston

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CUSTOM CHROME HITS NATIONAL NEWS Seems the majority of the conventions due to be hosted in San Jose were canceled due to the terrorist scare, but not the Annual Custom Chrome Show last weekend. It went off with many of the country’s major builders attending including Paul Yaffee, Jesse James, the new Titan,