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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–VICTORY CELEBRATES ANNIVERSARY Continued From Page 1 BIKERNET WEAPONS TRAINING– A man got a raise and decided to buy a scope for his hunting rifle. Hewent to a gun shop outside of town, and the clerk fitted a scope to his weapon. “This scope is so good you can read the name on […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EUROPEAN BIKE BUMPS BIKE BUILDERS’ INTO NEW ARENA AND BIKERNET GIRLS ATTACK LAUGHLIN Continued From Page 2ZACHARY DESEASE REPORT–A woman was distraught because she had not had a date, or sex, in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EUROPEAN BIKE BUMPS BIKE BUILDERS’ INTO NEW ARENA AND BIKERNET GIRLS ATTACK LAUGHLIN Continued From Page 1 DAVIE ALLAN ROCKS–A show is brewing at “Mr. T’s” for May 24th. It’s with Sky Saxon & The Seeds. If it happens, more deja vu: we were on the same bill on a show during my

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EUROPEAN BIKE BUMPS BIKE BUILDERS’ INTO NEW ARENA AND BIKERNET GIRLS ATTACK LAUGHLIN Continued From Page 3BIKERNET ANIMAL CARE DEPARTMENT–A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I havea problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they onlyknow how to say one thing.”“What do they say?” the priest inquired.“They only know

The dry ice Martinis are bubbling over the Southland. I was in Mastros Restaurant last night in Los Angeles with Paul Yaffee, Myron Larrabee, antique bike collector Urban Hirsh, his bodacious blond girlfriend and a surfer from Cabo San Lucas. A strange mixture of Jack Daniels and colored Martinis that boiled in thin glasses. We

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – IS BANDIT REALLY BACK? Continued From Page 3TWO-WHEELERS LOSES PARTNER– Denver Arlin’s Friend and Partner Jim “Foot” Taylor passed away April 10. He was 60 on the day of April 10 and will be missed by all …. Love ya Jim … Thank you for your thoughts and prayers… Arlin Fatland

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – IS BANDIT REALLY BACK? Continued From Page 2 HARLEY-DAVIDSON REPORTS RECORD FIRST QUARTER— Harley-Davidson Inc. (NYSE: HDI) today announced record revenue and earnings for its first quarter ended March 31. Revenue for the quarter was $927.8 million compared with $776.9 million in the year-ago quarter, a 19.4 percent increase. First quarter

BIKERNET NEWS REPORT – IS BANDIT REALLY BACK? Continued From Page 1BIKERNET NORTH RIGID–Here are some pics of the new bike. Here is the skinny rigid frame with a car tire back end. House of horsepower 103-inch shovel with a ratchet top trans. Has PM brakes front and rear. Only thing left to complete is

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – IS BANDIT REALLY BACK?Jose Takes Over–So Bandit’s back in town. Glad he made it in one piece. The girlsleft PR in a hurry and there’s been at least a week to “catch up” on thingsthat were missing. So things will get back to “normal?? Sorry to burst thebubble, Se?or Bandido, but

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HEADQUARTERS INVADED BY PIRATES Continued From Page 3 NEW GIRLS HIT THE CANTINA– Over the next week we’ll have 60 new images of girls circulating in the Cantina, compliments of Hardtailbabes.com Bandit’s Cantina is the subscription-based department on the site with full books to read, our own soap opera, games, naked

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HEADQUARTERS INVADED BY PIRATES Continued From Page 2 RUN FOR BREATH UPDATE–The Run For Breath, slated for July 28, was designed as a charity run for the American Lung Association and its clinics for children with asthma-related illnesses. It was started by Mike Pullin of Charlotte Harley-Davidson, who lost his son

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HEADQUARTERS RAIDED BY PIRATES Continued From Page 1 FREEDOM FIGHTER ALERT–Many riders have no awareness of the amount of effort, time, cunning and hard work it takes to keep bikes free. There’s a group of riders all over the country who fight constantly to repeal helmet laws, manage EPA restrictions, and

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HEADQUARTERS RAIDED BY PIRATES After four and a half months of relative peace at the plush headquarters of Bikernet, there was a wild pounding and screaming in the back alley. Sin Wu, who looks more luscious than ever, pulled the security alarm and got out of bed with the new blonde who was

Dripping Daytona 2003 – You Don’t Shovel Rain Continued From Page 7Text and photography by Frank Kaisler Hey Bandit, I’m back from Daytona Bike Week. No, I’m not late with the story, you just forgot to extend the deadline. Obviously, you’ve forgotten, once again, how very sensitive I am . . . As always, I

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – SOME GOOD DAYS, SOME NOT SOOO GOOD Continued From Page 1HARLEY-DAVIDSON CEO JEFFREY L. BLEUSTEIN APPOINTED TOPRESIDENT?S COUNCIL ON 21ST CENTURY WORKFORCECouncil to advise president on business and labor issuesMILWAUKEE — (April 5, 2002) Jeffrey L. Bleustein, chairman and chief executive officer of Harley-Davidson, Inc., has been appointed by President George

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – SOME GOOD DAYS, SOME NOT SOOO GOODNote From The Ladies–By this time next week Bandit will be home, back in the saddle and running the show. Whew! We wanted to thank all of you for putting up with us and humoring even when you knew we fucked up. It’s been fun

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – SOME GOOD DAYS, SOME NOT SOOO GOOD Continued From Page 3DETECTIVE SUI–A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famousChinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report anyactivitiesthat might develop. A few days later, he received this report:Most honorable sir:You leave house.He come house.I

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – SOME GOOD DAYS, SOME NOT SOOO GOOD Continued From Page 2WANNA MAKE A BET ???–A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada oneday, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that shemust speak with the president of the bank to opena savings account because, “It’s a lot of money!”After

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH ? UPDATE ON TRIUMPH FACTORY FIRE Continued From Page 3 OIL AND WATER DO MIX!–Following is a press release sent to the motorcycle media last week:Adrift on the high seas, battered by wind and lashed by waves, one of the storied stars of Avon Tyre’s 2002 ad campaign is simultaneously pounding out

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH ? UPDATE ON TRIUMPH FACTORY FIRE Continued From Page 1BIKERNET?S PERFECT HUSBAND RESEARCH REPORT– There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HELLS ANGELS PRESIDENT EXONORATED Continued From Page 2Ink, Ink, Ink!!! Here is a tattoo for ya! This back piece will be in Skin and Ink magazine pretty soon or already is out. His name is ‘Repo’. He is an actor and has danced with Calista Flockhart and recently fought with Burt

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HELLS ANGELS PRESIDENT EXONORATED Continued From Page 1Hot Bike presents the White Brothers Los Angeles Calendar Motorcycle Show 2-Day Weekend Streetbike Extravaganza set for July 20-21 at the Queen Mary Event Park in Long Beach Last year?s expansion from one to two days of the Hot Bike magazine-sponsored White Brothers Los

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HELLS ANGELS PRESIDENT EXONORATED The news is hot this week. Except that I don’t know what the hell it is because I’m still on this prison ship heading toward the Panama Canal. I receive a polite bowl of rice at every meal that I’m forced to share with several scurvy rats

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Continued From Page 3BIKERNET DEAL OF THE WEEK–Wassup bro, I’m tryin to sell some of my used parts on your site but don’t move around real well in cyber space, kind of like ridden a rigid halfway cross country and then goin’ out