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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Continued From Page 2Hey Bandit—I still can’t figure out why these back tires wear out so fast?Happy New Year from “Bikeweek” Kyle…CRUISING RIDER AND AMERICAN RIDER SHARE EDITORS–Buzz Buzzelli of American Rider fame was recently kidnapped from his office and is being held […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Continued From Page 1 C.J. MASTER ENGRAVER PULLS MAJOR ENGRAVING CONTRACT FROM HORSE MAGAZINE–That’s right, HORSE magazine, the rag for brothers who like their hands constantly grimy with the grit of building choppers, hired C.J. to engrave 50 or more point covers in

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Some of you know that I’m out of the country floating around the world on a rat bike, tramp freighter called the Leon, owned by the Rickmers shipping agency out of Hamburg, Germany. Tomorrow I steam out of the last port, Hitachi, Japan

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIG DADDY RAT A.K.A KARL SMITH PASSES AWAY Continued From Page 1 Jewish woman—- An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait painted.She told the the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, adiamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a Rolex.”“But you are not wearing any of those things.”“I

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIG DADDY RAT A.K.A. KARL SMITH PASSES AWAY Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananasByNuttBoyI like working with my hands. I?m not an ?old school? biker. I?m not much of a bike rider. Building a new bike is the kind of challenge I like. My father, a tool and

Bikernet News Flash – Snake Late On The News Continued From Page 3Know Your Job—- A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a

Bikernet News Flash – Snake Late On The News Continued From Page 2What Was I Suppose To Do?—In 2001, five times more money was spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research. That means that in 30 years there will be people walking around with huge breasts and erections–but they won’t remember what

Bikernet News Flash – Snake Late On The News Continued From Page 1BUELL PRO RACING SUPPORT PROGRAMS REVEALED AMA Buell Pro Thunder and Formula USA Buell Lightning Series to Return in 2002MILWAUKEE, Wis. (March 1, 2002) – Buell Motorcycle Company recently revealed its professional racing programs for the 2002 season, announcing support for the five-round

Bikernet News Flash – Snake Is Late On The NewsSome Days Are Like That— I like to think that I’m as smooth as the next guy. And I’d probably get more dates if I had my bike running. The bike would be running if that four-thumbed putz, NuttBoy, would get on the stick and fix

BANDIT MISSING – AGAIN(Continued)ByLayla Continued From Page 2Ready CampsWe are a new companyhere in Grand Junction, Colo., and I’m sure your readers would enjoy hearingabout us. We are trying to be at the popular scooter events across thecountry and can have a campsite ready and waiting when your subscribersshow up. We’ll also take it back

BANDIT MISSING AGAIN(Continued)ByLayla Continued From Page 1THIS SEPARATES THE MEN FROM THE WOMEN A little test to sort the men from the women.Every day, millions of images go to your brain, but you know, only some of these are focused. To prove it, take this test: Stare at the picture and see how fast you

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BANDIT MISSING IN ACTION – AGAIN!I know the news always begins with some witty bullshit from Bandit or one of the guys, but for this Thursday, you’re outta luck. Digital?s gone out of town for a few days, Snake is nowhere to be found and Nuttboy is off in the mountains

BANDIT MISSING – AGAIN!(Continued)ByLayla Continued From Page 3Visually CompellingThis was made by a lady in Timmins, Ontario, Canada, I believe. Apparently she wins the ice sculpture contest every year. Chris—THE HORSE, Backstreet Choppers is pleased to announce the 3rd Annual Smoke Out to be held July 26-28 at the Rowan County Fairgroundsin Salisbury, N.C., about

Da? Thirsty Nooz (Continued)BySnake Continued From Page 3Here’s a recent photo of Enron’s employees leaving work with all their possessions. Funeral and the pitbullA woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffeewhen she noticed a most unusual funeral processionapproaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second longblack hearse about 50

Da? Thirsty Nooz (Continued)BySnake Continued From Page 2 Merlin Roadster by Corbin on the horizonby Teddy BearFeb. 13, 10 a.m. Eastern timeWhat do you get when you take a three-wheeled Harley-Davidson chopper and drive it in reverse?You get a Merlin Roadster made by a tiny, Hollister, Calif., company called Corbin Motors.The Merlin, which its maker

Da? Thirsty Nooz (Continued)BySnake Continued From Page 1A doctor tells it like it isThis was written by a doctor in Texas and is very good, please read.I was just reading Yahoo news and the San Antonio Express newspaper. Youknow what upsets me? People with absolutely nothing to do with theirlives,so they complain on how the

Da? Thirsty NoozBySnakeAttention Bikernet readers: let me say at the get-go, it ain?t my fault. I ain?t no journalist. Some days I have trouble writing my name on a check. I had to walk to Bikernet headquarters ?cause my primary belt exploded. So I walk in lookin? for some tools and a bottle of beer;

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET GETS 1.9 MILLION HITS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2 Make Me Feel Like A WomanOn a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. Theturbulence is awful. Suddenly one wing is struck by lightning.A woman on the plane starts to lose it. She stands up in the front

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET GETS 1.9 MILLION HITS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1A Little Boy’s Valentine’s Day CardCouldn’t pass up the opportunity to pass this one along……Too damnfunny! Have a great day.Little David comes home from first grade andtells his father that they learned about thehistory of Valentine’s Day.”Since Valentine’s day is for a

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET GETS 1.9 MILLION HITS Bikernet has consistently been cutting edge, at least we’d like to think so. This weekly report is no different. We post it whether anyone likes it or not. The flash for this week is that we are planning a bike for the Sturgis run this year.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET UNION UPROAR (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1ViagraThe boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burned-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET UNION UPROARWe?re here to have a good time, but it is a business of sorts, and recently we?ve had some upheaval at the headquarters. During the last board meeting, Bandit?s World Wide Run Report was voted out of the Bikernet News to be placed in a separate section next to

Continued From Page 3We Want Your Tattoos – Keep Em’ Comin’ This fine tat was applied in Berlin to a Marine Security guard stationed at the Embassy in Baku Azerbajan. He is defending liberty and I have dubbed this tat “ever vigalante”. I think it is kick-ass, and hope you can use it. If you

Continued From Page 2Cyril Huze 2002 CatalogCyril Huze just released his new catalog The 2002 edition is 80-page and features more than 550 references with, as a bonus, double spread color pictures of Cyril’s most recent custom motorcycles. A must for any individual and professional builder looking for fresh ideas and state-of-the-art custom parts &