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PARTY WITH THE DUBLIN MOB–Daddy told us, “Boys find something your good at and become the best,” so we found the nearest bar and became World Renound Professionals. Come join us for what we do best, throw a great party (and our chops ain’t half bad either). Sun March 9th Dublin Mob’ s PADDY RIDE & BBQ is back!
As usual the music is 1st rate The Farmers (san diego legends) The Downs Family (true Irish punk rock) & Deere Johns (honkeytonk rockabilly)
San Diego’ got our back with the best sponsors Hodads (the finest burgers in THE WORLD) Undisputed fitness & training club, Motorcult, Innes clothing, & Hooleys Irish Pub Ride 9-11 am (LEAVES at 9 sharp, be early) Rock Show & BBQ 12-5
Come bring the fam and join ours, leave the shity attitude at home. RIDE YOUR CHOP ROD OR CUSTOM !!
see ya there
— Slainte DMC
DIRECT FROM THE CHURCH OF BIKERNET–The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said, “I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy.”
The mother took a deep breath and began, “When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing…”
“I know how to fuck, mother,” the bride-to-be interrupted.
“I want you to teach me your lasagna recipe.”
–from Buckshot
THE 3RD OLD SCHOOL BIKER RODEO– Party in the Pasture A NOT FOR PROFIT EVENT BENEFITING DISABLED VETERANS, May 9-10-11th, 2008,
27151 Soult Rd.
Brooksville,Fl 34602
WWW.SCOOTERGOODS.COM
ONLY $10 Bucks at the gate.
FREE camping all weekend!
Live Music / Vendors /
Bike Games (Plaque Awards)
Our World Famous Adult Games (Cash Prizes)
Wet-T, Pole Dancin?, Screamin Orgasm, Sex Symbol & Much More
1st Miss Party in the Pasture Contest (By Ballot)
$1 DRAFTS, Coolers Welcome, Campfires Allowed,
Adults Only
NO ONE UNDER 18 ALLOWED/// NO GLASS PLEASE /// CANS ONLY
Presented By J.O. Batten Bull-It Rodeo Scootergoods Magazine, www.scootergoods.com & The Chickenman
Over $10,000.00 was donated to Disabled Vets from the last Rodeo
–DonV
Owner-Editor Scootergoods Magazine
www.scootergoods.com
GG SPROTER: REVOLUTIONIZING BRAKE TECHNOLOGY– Here’s something new, really new and very, very cool. Georges’s Garage has developed an ingenious brake sprocket system that is quite literally going to revolutionize the way we look at and deal with custom brake components.
The new SPROTER, offers builders a number of unique and extremely user friendly features. First the new set up allows you to mount the brake and sprocket components on either the right or left side of the bike.
Even more exciting is, the brake unit is a true split design and you know what that means. That’s right YOU CAN CHANGE THE PADS WITHOUT REMOVING THE WHEEL! Now that’s a first and certain to shake things up.
Each SPROTER caliper is CNC machined from the finest quality T6061 billet aluminum and finished in either black anodized or flawless chrome.
They are also fit with state of the art pads for silent, reliable braking performance. SPROTER sprockets are precision machined from stainless steel, Blanchard ground then final CNC machined for a straightforward, precision fit. It is currently available in 48 tooth pattern for use with 530 chains.
100% MADE IN THE USA, the new SPROTER from George’s Garage retails for just $799.95 and comes with weld-on mounting tabs.
Call George’s Garage direct at 909-843-7043 or North County Customs at 714-680-3543.
www.georges-garage.com
ILLUSIONS NEWS PROJECT–This is a rigid we are finishing for a customer. 240×18 Avon rear tire, 21×2.15 front wheel with avon tire, black hubs and rims by Ride Right (80 spoke), Exile rear sprotor, Yaffe monkey bars 15″, Billet headlight, Paughco 39mm triple trees, Mid west lower legs, H-D front rotor, hand made risers welded to handlebars, PM mid controls and primary drive, 120 JIMS motor, 5 spd H-D tranny, S&S G carb, Speedline air cleaner, Yaffe modified gas tank, frame from Yaffe, Mid west oil tank, seat shocks, 10-gauge steel seat pan with Illusion logo hand tooled in, Yaffe x-pipes.
We are still completing the build on this one. Should be done in a week or so.
–Rusty coones
illusionoc@gmail.com
NEW BOOK, DOG SOLDIERS MC RECOMMENDED– Bandit! You got to read this guys book! DOG SOLDIERS MC It shows the lifestyle in different light and this guy is the real thing.Great writing and terrific action. You feel the wind in your hair!
–Serpent Rider
PS: I know the author too, rode with him for years got no complaints.
ROLAND SANDS DESIGNS’ “VENTURI” AIR CLEANER DELIVERES STYLE AND HORSEPOWER — October 26, 2007 (La Palma, Calif.) – Roland Sands Design delivers horsepower and style with their new “Venturi”Air Cleaner. “Venturi” means air flow acceleration, and the RSD performance accessory will deliver just that, which means added horsepower for your bike. Available in RSD’s exclusive Contrast CutTM and brilliant chrome finish, the bolt on system utilizes an internal high-flow K&N filter shielded behind a stylish stainless steel racing mesh.
The CNC machined backing plate features internal breathers with no exposed hardware for a clean look that enhances air flow through the carburetor or throttle body. The “Venturi” Air Cleaner is available for Big Twin Engines with stock CV carburetors as well as EFI Softail, Dyna Glide and FLT models and for bikes running S&S carburetors.
Retail pricing is $399.95 for the Contrast CutTM and Chrome finishes. The system is manufactured by Performance Machine and available now through your local Drag Specialties dealer. Visit www.rolandsands.com for more information and to see the complete line up of RSD product.
POLISHER REACHES OUT–polishing available here ay PITONIAK CYCLE, call for prices 413-323-7772 .
http://www.pitoniakcycle.com
CHARLIE BRECHTEL THROWS A PARTY– Your Invited to a Party.
Date: February 23rd, 2008
Time: 2pm
Location: Black Creek Park ~ Copperopolis, CA
We are celebrating Sabrina’s 31st birthday, our wedding reception and our 3rd year anniversary for Bikers Inner Circleall in one.
Come party we will be showcasing bikes, live music from the Charlie Brechtel Band with special guests sitting in, playing poker, dancing and just parting all the way around.
All you have to do is help with the alcohol.(a lot of jack daniels)
Please RSVP..Hope ya?all can come!
209-785-9422 or 209-479-1860
THE GOOD HUSBAND CLASS FROM BIKERNET– Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son…what happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. PRICELESS.
–Rik
NEW HD FLOORING FROM RACEDECK– Okay ladies and gents here is a definite must have for that number one in your life. SNAP LOCK Industries, manufacturers of world famous RaceDeck floor coverings, recently released an exclusive line of Harley-Davidson Garage Flooring! Designed specifically for Harley-Davidson enthusiasts, each 12″ interlocking module surface is highlighted with a seamless pattern of Harley-Davidson Bar and Shield logos. The H-D brand modular floor utilizes Snap Lock’s multi-patent design, which allows for a quick & easy no tool, no adhesive installation.
On your feet, knees or back the modules provide a cushion between you and the floor. Additionally, the material used is highly resistant to most chemicals including oil, grease and other petroleum products. You can purchase the flooring by the square foot or pre-packed in a 4’x8′ parking pad kit. Perfect for complete garage floors, bike parking pads, show displays, at the track or anywhere you want to show your H-D colors, this unique surface provides more than jaw dropping appearance.
Extremely rugged, durable and drop dead good looking, H-D modular flooring is a year-round gift suitable for any Harley rider or motorcycle enthusiast! For a closer look at this and other innovative SnapLock styles catch them on the Web at www.racedeck.com. While there be sure to check out the interactive floor design option.
To find a Harley-Davidson Dealer nearest you, call toll free 1-800-588-2743 – or use the dealer locator at harley.davidson.com. To contact SnapLock for additional details, call direct toll free 1-800-457-0174.
MEMO FROM BIKERNET FARM IN INDIANA–The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.
“Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.
Then there’s the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”
“That’s the guy I want to talk to — the half-wit,” said the agent.
“That would be me,” replied the farmer.
–from U.S. Choppers
http://www.uschopper.com/
AUTORAMA THIS WEEKEND IN SACRAMENTO– Come see us this weekend – 2/8 – 2/10 in Sacramento at the Autorama. Cal Expo – we’re in The Suede Pavilion Building – the one with the live music!
After that we’ll be in Portland for the Rod and Custom Bike Show. 2/15 – 2/17 – Portland Expo Center.
We have helmets and leathers coming in daily – come say hi and see what we have in!
–Joel and Mary
HARLEY-DAVIDSON HAS COOL BIKES, HOT TIME SET FOR DAYTONA–Bike Week 2008 Includes Daily Blogs, Women’s Ride, Demos, Ride-In Show and More.
MILWAUKEE (February 5, 2008) – Engines will be revving and the fun will be firing on all cylinders as the Ocean Center Arena will be the heart of Harley-Davidson at Daytona Bike Week 2008.
From the latest bikes and accessories to electrifying music and entertainment to inspiring events like the Women’s Day Ride with 500 female riders and the Ride-In Show contest, the official Harley-Davidson schedule of events for the 67th Annual Bike Week at Daytona Beach, Fla., includes something for anyone with a passion for motorcycles and taste for rebellion.
Harley-Davidson will once again be bringing the heart and soul of Daytona Bike Week directly to you at www.harley-davidson.com/daytona. A motley crew of correspondents will hit the streets, beaches and race tracks to get the beat straight from Daytona. Be sure to catch the online coverage, including a daily blog, photos and video updates.
Official Harley-Davidson activities at the Ocean Center Arena will run from March 2-8. Highlights include:
– Harley-Davidson and Buell New Product Show (March 2-8 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily)
– Women’s Day activities and ride arrival (March 4)
– Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA) Live Auction (March 7) and MDA Bike Raffle (March 8)
– H.O.G. Members Only new product reception on March 2 from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m., and H.O.G. Hospitality area on the first floor during regular show hours.There will be plenty to do on the Ocean Center New Product Show floor, including:
– Checking out the latest Harley-Davidson and Buell motorcycles, Genuine Motor Accessories and MotorClothes Merchandise
– Seminars and presentations on Genuine Motor Accessories and MotorClothes, such as Install-tainment and the new women’s helmets
– Ford Harley-Davidson? F-Series Truck Display and Adventure Zone SimulatorActivities outside the Ocean Center during Bike Week include:
– The Harley-Davidson Traveling Museum.
– Women’s Ride arrival and welcome (March 4)
– Annual Ride-In Custom Motorcycle Show Contest (March 5)
– B.O.S.S. Ball of Steel Stunt Shows
– Harley-Davidson Festival Stage with music and entertainment
Harley-Davidson, Buell and Police Fleet motorcycle demo rides are available at Daytona International Speedway March 1-8 from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Riders with a valid license and appropriate riding gear can try out 2008 Harley-Davidson and Buell motorcycles.
Harley-Davidson owners are invited to enter their Harley-Davidson motorcycles in the Ride-In Show Contest on Wednesday, March 5. Registration will be held at the Ocean Center East Side from 8-11 a.m. with $500 cash prizes for Best of Show in 13 classes.
The MDA Live Auction will be held at the Ocean Center Friday, March 7, at 1 p.m. and the MDA Bike Raffle for a fully customized 2008 FXSTB Night Train motorcycle will take place Saturday, March 8 at 4:45 p.m. MDA will also be selling 2007 MDA/Harley-Davidson pins, raffle tickets and Daytona event pins throughout the week.
On March 4 at 10:45 a.m., the Ocean Center will welcome 500 Harley-Davidson women riders on the Women’s Day Ride benefiting Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA). The Motor Company believes it will be the largest women’s ride in its 105-year history.
Continue the Harley-Davidson experience at Daisy Stocking Park in Daytona Beach March 4-8 with Black Bikers in the Park, where activities include a Harley-Davidson MotorClothes model casting call (March 4-6), model competition (March 6 at 6 p.m.) and Fashion Show (March 7 at 7 pm.) In addition, there will be other fun activities such as a custom bike show, riding seminars, a temporary tattoo parlor and other entertainment.
There will also be activities at Harley-Davidson dealerships throughout the Daytona area.
For a complete listing of Harley-Davidson events, please visit our Web site at www.harley-davidson.com.
Since schedule information is subject to change, please check the on-site Harley-Davidson activities guide for times and locations of entertainment and other special attractions.
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