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Make Me Feel Like A Woman
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. Theturbulence is awful. Suddenly one wing is struck by lightning.
A woman on the plane starts to lose it. She stands up in the front of theplane screaming, “I’m too young to die!” Then she yells, “Well, if I’m goingto die, I want my last minutes to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on thisplane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?”
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. Theyall stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane.
“I can make you feel like a woman,” he says. He is gorgeous, tall, built,with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt………….onebutton at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest. As he reaches her, he extends the armholding his shirt out to the trembling woman, and whispers:
……………………………..”Iron this.”
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This world-famous symbol of the American West is a breathtakinglandscape of massive cliff walls, jagged and colorful rock formations,and ancient Indian ruins filled with bighorn sheep, rare pronghornantelope, peregrine falcons and golden eagles.But with the nation’s attention focused almost exclusively on the waragainst terrorism, the Bush administration has moved aggressivelysince Sept. 11 to open up the Redrock canyons to oil and gasdevelopment.
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The Bureau of Land Management has already approved leases for suchdevelopment in several sensitive canyon areas, without even botheringto assess the real environmental damage that could result. Inresponse, NRDC has filed suit in federal court challenging thisillegal giveaway.
And now, the same agency is preparing a new land use plan for one ofthe most magnificent and fragile parts of the region: the San RafaelSwell, which contains 2 million acres of extraordinary canyons andwildlands.
Unless there is a public outcry against it, this plan could open upthe San Rafael Swell to oil and gas leasing, and continue abusivelivestock grazing and off-road vehicle use over the next 10 to 20years. That’s why I’m asking you and the thousands of other BioGemsDefenders who have already demonstrated your commitment to protectingAmerica’s western wildlands to send a message during thisall-important first phase of the planning process.
Public comments are due to the BLM by Feb. 15, so please actas soon as possible by going to:
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Thank you for helping to protect this great American natural treasure.
Sincerely,
Johanna Wald
Land Program Director
Natural Resources Defense Council
Bulls
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They head down thealley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his signstated: “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year,you could learn from him.”
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 65times last year.”
The wife turns to her husband and says, “This one mated 65 times lastyear. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also.”
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: “This bull mated 365times last year.”
The wife’s mouth drops open and says, “WOW! He mated 365 times lastyear. That is once a day! You could really learn from this one.”
The man turns to his wife and says, “Go up and inquire if it was 365times with the same cow.”
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THE LAST COTTER-KEY–So that’s it. Even with prostitutes running rampant on the deck last night, I pondered what I wanted to build, which direction to take on the ride and if the ’48 would hang for the long haul. Sure it would, goddamnit. I’ve also got a Kenny Boyce Pro Street frame that’s been hangin’ in the garage for some time. I’ve been looking forward to building a hot rod. We’re also working with CCI on a project. Take a look at their line of bike kits and let me know if anything there stirs you imagination.
Ride Forever,
-Bandit
