HOLIDAY THURSDAY NEWS FOR DECEMBER 13, 2012

Hey,

We just wrapped up the show goddamn extravaganza weekend. That means the shows are now spreading across the nation, so look out. It was an action-packed weekend with a party at the Bikernet Interplanetary Headquarters, with builders and movers and shakers from our industry, plus a couple of TV producers.

It’s all nuts, but good. So much is happening and the mantra for next year is to slow down, focus on book writing, Bikernet, and one super special Bonneville project build. But everyday a new opportunity springs to the surface.

A brother said recently, “It’s all about survival.” Here’s a link to our most popular Ultimate Builder show t-shirt:

New 5 Ball Racing Mens Uploaded:

http://crankandstroker.com/crank-and-stoker-apparel/men-s-basics/bikernet-2-for-1-web-special-73.html

 
Let’s hit the news.

PORTABLE AIR COMPRESSOR FROM BIKER’S CHOICE–There is nothing more inconvenient than a tire that’s low on air. BikeMaster’s Mini Portable Air Compressor can inflate tires, check air pressure, and it comes with a built in six L.E.D flashlight! Compatible with any 12V power supply, uses 10 amp max current consumption and 140 watt power.

It can inflate to 101psi at a 25 liter/6.6 gallons per minute. The hose extends 33”, the power cord is 9.5 feet long. Storage bag included.

Part # 15-1992 MSRP $35.95

Contact Info:
To order BikeMaster products, contact your local Biker’s Choice dealer. For assistance locating a dealer call customer service at 877-848-1320.

 

BIKERNET UNIVERSITY WRITER’S CAVE VOCABULARY LESSON–
anopisthograph an-uh-PIS-thuh-graf, noun:

 
Manuscript, parchment, or book having writing on only one side of the leaves.

But it never comes to this, the events always end up on the public side of the anopisthograph.
— Kerry Shawn Keys, A Gathering of Smoke

 
If text was written on one side only, then the roll was known as an anopisthograph; if on both sides, then as an opisthograph.

— Roy Stokes, edited by R. Stephen Almagno, Esdaile’s Manual of Bibliography

 
Anopisthograph comes from three Greek roots. It first gained popularity in the 1870s, merging an-, meaning ‘un-‘ or ‘not,’ with opistho for ‘back’ referring to writing on both sides of a leaf or page, and ‘graph’ from -graphos, meaning ‘drawn’ or ‘written.

 

BIKERNET GUN NUT REPORT–Federal Court Strikes down Illinois’ total ban on carrying firearms for self-defense outside the home or business.

The United States Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit ruled today that Illinois’ total ban on carrying firearms for self-defense outside the home or business is unconstitutional. The case involves lead plaintiff Mary Shepard, an Illinois resident and a trained gun owner, who is licensed to carry a concealed handgun in both Utah and Florida. The National Rifle Association is funding this case. The Illinois State Rifle Association is a co-plaintiff in this case.

Today’s ruling is a victory for all law abiding citizens in Illinois and gun owners throughout the country, said Wayne LaPierre, Executive Vice President of NRA. The court recognized that the text and history of the Second Amendment guarantee individuals the right to carry firearms outside the home for self-defense and other lawful purposes. In light of this ruling, Mary Shepard and the people of Illinois will finally be able to exercise their Second Amendment rights.

On September 28, 2009, while working as the treasurer of her church, Ms. Shepard and an 83-year-old co-worker were viciously attacked and beaten by a six-foot-three-inch, 245 pound man with a violent past and a criminal record. Ms. Shepard and her co-worker were lucky to survive, as each of them suffered major injuries to the head, neck and upper body. Ms. Shepard’s injuries required extensive surgeries and she continues physical therapy to this day attempting to recover from her injuries.

In today’s decision, Judge Richard Posner ruled that Illinois’ ban on carriage is unconstitutional. The Judge went on to say, “One doesn’t have to be a historian to realize that a right to keep and bear arms for personal self-defense in the eighteenth century could not rationally have been limited to the home. . . . Twenty-first century Illinois has no hostile Indians. But a Chicagoan is a good deal more likely to be attacked on a sidewalk than in his apartment on the 35th floor.”

“Today’s ruling is a major victory for law-abiding Illinoisans and for everyone who understands that the Second Amendment protects the right both to keep arms, and to bear arms,” added Chris W. Cox, executive director of NRA’s Institute for Legislative Action. “This ruling makes clear that Illinois cannot deny law-abiding residents the right to carry a firearm for self-defense outside the home. This is a step in the right direction for all gun owners. We know it probably won’t be the end of this case, and we’re ready to keep fighting until the courts fully protect the entire Second Amendment.”

 

STORY CORRECTION AND NEW STORY CONSIDERATION FROM BIKERNET DESERT TARANTULA EDITOR–The girlfriend is Stacy not Celia, whom you met in Vegas a couple of years ago. She used to be an international fashion model. It’s really more of a skill than people think, and she’s been great at posing for bike features, destination stories, apparel, and the new Travel tips feature where you got her name all wrong. She makes my photos look good.

http://www.bikernet.com/pages/The_Budget_Traveling_Biker_Part_1.aspx

She also comes up with a lot of very creative story ideas, including profiling Doc Hendley, a CNN Hero of the Year recipient and a hardcore biker. He launched a humanitarian movement called Wine To Water, digging and fixing fresh water wells around the impoverished world. You would be amazed how many millions of people go without adequate water supplies, and how loathsomely politicized that’s become. Basically, the guys goes into third world war zones, dodges bullets, builds wells, rides Harleys hellbent for leather. His organization is www.winetowater.org

Hendley recently wrote a book about his evolution from bartender and itinerant biker to international humanitarian. This would be a great story for Bikernet. Would you like a story?

–Josh

We will submit this story consideration to the Bikernet Editorial Committee, then the Bikernet Finance and Budget Board, then Legal. Any good editorial notion always stops at Legal. They hold it up for a couple of months while billing us for every discussion. Fuck it, let’s just do it.–Bandit
 
 

GENUINE JAMES Gaskets FROM BIKER’S CHOICE– James Gaskets have been in the Harley-Davidson aftermarket parts industry since the mid 1970s, and have been credited with providing the much needed sealing solution for the American V-Twin.

Biker’s Choice now offers their full range of gaskets, including the patented Rubber Covered Metal base gasket with silicone beading and their multi-layered steel head gaskets. Using premium materials, advanced technology, and close attention to quality, James Gaskets continues to produce superior gaskets.

•Flathead
•Knucklehead
•Panhead
•Ironhead Sportster
•Shovelhead, Evolution
•Evo-Sportster
•Twin-Cam

 

RYNO MOTORS MONOCYCLE–

Gotta see this !!

 
Now I know what “I” want for CHRISTMAS this year !!!!

RYNO Motors Monocycle: http://rynomotors.com/

 
 

DAVID MANN CHOPPER FEST LAST WEEKEND–  Motorcycle show in Ventura about 100 miles from Long beach.

David Mann was a master motorcycle artist

This show Has been going on for about 9 years now.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Well attended – lots of bikes – vendors – people

Great weather – all about the ‘50, ‘60s, & ‘70s.

–Art Hall

Bikernet International Editor in Charge of Shipping and Receiving
 
 
 Vietnam Cracks Down on Anti-China Rallies– Hanoi. Vietnam broke up anti-China rallies in its two main cities and arrested around 20 people Sunday,

activists said, in the latest protests against Beijing as tensions flare over the South China Sea.

 

BIKERNET UNIVERSITY QUOTE OF THE DAY– The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would “hate” to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.

–ROGUE

Bikernet Supreme Senior Editor

 

WATCH OUT–The end is near– Toshi Vibes magazine Japan

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BIKERNET MEDICAL CENTER BANDIT’S CANTINA HEALTH INVESTIGATION-Four Unhealthy Holiday Drinks

During the holidays, parties and gatherings are sure to be part of your social calendar. As you make the rounds, you can help reduce your intake of empty calories by being aware of unhealthy drinks that are popular at this time and minimizing your overall alcohol consumption during the holiday season.
1.Eggnog: Made with milk, cream, sugar and eggs, eggnog can pack up to 460 calories in an eight-ounce serving – not including calories from alcohol. Think of it as an indulgent dessert and limit yourself during the holidays; sip it slowly to savor the taste.
 
2.White Russians. The added sugars in this cream-and-Kahlua concoction can have as much as 460 calories in an eight-ounce serving.
 
3.Hot Buttered Rum. Hot melted butter, rum and brown sugar make this holiday classic top out at around 350 calories per eight-ounce serving.
 

4.Tom and Jerry. A “hot-rod” version of eggnog, this combination of eggs, milk, rum and spices often has between 340 and 460 calories per eight-ounce serving.

–Dr. Weil
www.drweil.com

BIKERNET UNIVERSITY IS DETERMINED TO KEEP YOU INTELLECTUALLY ON YOUR FEET– moor moor, verb:

1. To fix firmly; secure.
2. To secure (a ship, boat, dirigible, etc.) in a particular place, as by cables and anchors or by lines.
3. To moor a ship, small boat, etc.
4. To be made secure by cables or the like.

noun: 1. The act of mooring.

 
Being anxious to remove some of our goods before night, the boys ran off to fetch the sledge; while I, having no anchor, contrived to moor the boats by means of some of the heavy blocks of iron we had brought.

— Johann David Wyss, The Swiss Family Robinson

 
Then the divers will moor it to the bottom — we drove the piles into the ocean floor 20 meters deep when we did the 63.

— Eugene McCreary, Madame President

 
Though moor gained popularity in the 1490s, the term originates from the Old English more from the maerelsrap rope used for securing or ‘mooring’ ships.

 

PAUGHCO CLASSIC 5 ¾” BULLET–Setting the standard for traditional styling and functionality, Paughco’s universal 5 ¾” BULLET style headlight is possibly the most versatile and widely used custom headlight ever produced. Featuring a bullet shaped housing, common and easily replaced 5 ½” 12 volt sealed beam unit, convenient spade bottom mount and Paughco’s durable chrome finish this is the “chopper” headlight.

Designated as model 1310, Paughco’s classic BULLET headlight retails for a mere $99.95 and can be ordered by calling 775-246-5738.
 
 

RIVERA PRIMO to exhibit at the all new BIG BIKE EUROPE parts, performance and custom expo in May 2013–RIVERA PRIMO, the California based performance parts distributor and belt drives to clutch manufacturer is to exhibit at BIG BIKE EUROPE in 2013.

Celebrating their 40th anniversary in 2013, Executive Director, and well known custom parts industry veteran Ben Kudon, said that “we are excited about the opportunity that Big Bike Europe will provide for meeting our European distributors, their dealers and the riders who enjoy our products.”

“Down the years we have found that riders in Europe appreciate and respect our brand and products, and have a high level of technical appreciation when it comes to getting the best performance and handling from their motorcycles.

At a time of flux in the motorcycle industry expo scene, we think that the focus of BIG BIKE EUROPE on such riders and their dealers represents a vibrant new approach, one with great potential.”

BIG BIKE EUROPE is an all-new, non-selling ‘Pro-Grade’ expo concept for the motorcycle industry in Europe, with the primary focus being on parts, accessories, custom, performance, service, workshop and tuning.

BIG BIKE EUROPE is the new, permanent host event for the acclaimed AMD World Championship of Custom Bike Building (2013 will see the World Championship mark its 10th anniversary and first ever appearance in Europe), and will stage the first annual International Motorcycle/Custom Industry Conference.

BIG BIKE EUROPE will be a three-day expo, offering exhibitors an all-new Invitational/Open-Admittance attendance strategy.

The first day (Friday May 10th, 2013) is an “Invitation Only” day set aside for motorcycle dealers, custom shops, custom motorcycle builders and customizers and their invited ‘VIP Riders’.

The weekend (Saturday 11th and Sunday 12th) is open to general public, rider and enthusiast attendance.

It is estimated that some two thirds of the value of the European motorcycle market resides with the owners of Europe’s ‘Big Bikes’ – the one-third of motorcycles of over 250cc (source: ACEM).

In addition to a local population of some 18 million “high percentage motorcycle ownership” consumers within a 100km radius of Essen, Germany (where BIG BIKE EUROPE is being staged), research suggests that some 60 plus percent of Europe’s franchised motorcycle dealers and custom shops are within a three or four hour ride of Essen; with some 65 percent plus of Europe’s large displacement road-registered motorcycles of all kinds, including Harleys, being within a 400 to 500 km radius of the venue (sources: International Motorcycle Industry Index, Moto Big Book, AMD Magazine, International Dealer News).

 
 
 

SPORTSTER TO BAGGER CONVERSION KITS by “BAGGSTER INC”–Harley-Davidson Sportster owners can now have their favorite motorcycle converted to high-end, high-class custom Bagger styling by the folks at Baggsters Inc!

Included in the standard “Baggster” custom conversion kit are; front & rear fenders, 4 inch stretch saddlebags with custom tail light & turn signals, side covers, fairing, tank covers, and dash cover assembly. The Baggster kit also includes custom triple clamps, 23 or 21 inch front wheel/tire assembly, 6X9 audio, and all required hardware.

Your Sportster can be converted to a super-custom Bagger motorcycle while retaining the light-weight handling characteristics the Sportster is famous for. Check out the photo! Also available are custom Baggster conversions for the Harley-Davidson Dyna-Glide motorcycle. For all further information contact Baggsters Inc. or visit www.baggster.net. Dealer inquiries welcome!

BAGGSTER INC. (605) 639-0154
chris@baggster.net
keith@baggster.net

 

PAUGHCO SOFTAIL STRUTS–No matter if you’ve purchased a custom Softail style frame or just looking for a direct replacement for those worn or lost OEM struts, PAUGHCO has just what you’re looking for.

These super clean Softail style fender STRUTS are a direct replacement for OEM rails and feature PAUGHCO’S superior quality, rugged versatility and unparalleled show quality chrome.

Designed using stock dimensions the PAUGHCO STRUTS are available to fit FL and FX Softail models and a wide variety of custom applications. PAUGHCO STRUTS retail for $176.95 and can be ordered by calling 775-246-5738. On the Web at www.paughco.com

I think that it’d be neat if he installed a chip to replicate the sound of a Harley or Triumph.
I wonder how fast it goes or how far? He’s got balls riding in wet weather.

 
 

CENTURY MOTORCYCLES, SAN PEDRO LOSES A LEGEND–
A couple hundred bikes/people showed up to say farewell to Miss Cindy…
Music, good food and many even better words about a one of a kind…sadly missed…

She’s up on the wall now with Wild Bill…

–PG

 

BRAND NEW BIKERNET READER’S COMMENT–Pre-Shows Sunday Post

http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=10806

“AAA SAYS CERTAIN ETHANOL FUELS CAN DAMAGE CARS–“

It really fucks up the price of corn also!

— Tinman
Longwood, FL

 
 

CLASSIC PANHEAD ROCKER COVERS from PAUGHCO–Die-hard Panhead owners know that Paughco is the place to go for early custom and exact replacement accessories. One example of why Paughco products have remained popular for over four decades can be seen in these ribbed and smooth steel Panhead rocker arm covers.

Precision stamped from a single piece of 16-gauge steel and flawlessly chrome plated at Paughco’s on-site plating facility, these covers provide a perfect fit and custom look for any Pan top end from `48-`65.

Paughco also offers replacement reinforcement plates and slotted or Allen head screw sets. Ribbed covers retail for $79.95 and the smooth version sells at $87.95. Call 775-246-5738.

 

QUOTE OF THE WEEK FROM WINSTON CHURCHILL—“The Moral of the Work
In War: Resolution
In Defeat: Defiance
Victory: Magnanimity
In Peace: Good Will

–Winston Churchill

BENNETT’S PERFORMANCE TOY RUN/POKER RUN THIS WEEKEND—It leaves the shop at 9:00 a.m. on Sunday from their Signal Hill location. The poker run costs $30 a bike and the winner makes $300 or the pot. It’s a charity event that returns to Bennett’s in the afternoon for music and chow. Eric’s own band, the Signal Hillbillies will rock the parking lot.

It you don’t want to go on the run, it’s just $10.00 for all the food and drink in the afternoon.

 
 

RUSTY ON SONS OF ANARCHY–Biker’s ‘Sons of Anarchy’ appearance isn’t an act—By Susan Carpenter
THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

Rusty Coones has lived what could easily be a “Sons of Anarchy” plot line.

A tower of a man with tattooed arms jutting from his sides like turrets, Coones is a longstanding Hells Angel and bike builder who owns Illusion Motorsports in Westminster – a custom shop that specializes in burly black bikes that would be right at home on the hit FX show that re-imagines “Hamlet” with a gun-running motorcycle club doling out eye-for-an-eye justice in a small California town.

With recent appearances on “Sons of Anarchy” and bikes he’s built for the show’s creator, Coones blurs the line between reality and fiction. In two episodes leading up to Tuesday’s grisly season finale, Coones played Quinn, president of a Sons of Anarchy Nomads charter, riding one of his own Illusion customs. Coones says he’ll be back on “Sons” next season in the role that has him playing himself, essentially. In real life, he was president of the Angels’ San Fernando Valley and Orange County chapters.

It’s well-known that “Sons of Anarchy” creator and executive producer Kurt Sutter regularly consults with the Hells Angels to ensure the show’s authenticity. Coones first met Sutter when show creator and lead actor Charlie Hunnam came to an open house at the Illusion shop in 2008, after which he was asked to build a custom bike that was featured in the DVD extras for the show’s third season and later auctioned for charity.

Sutter then commissioned an Illusion bike of his own: A Hellrazor that is, like all Illusion customs, black, with chromed parts that appear to have been shot through with bullets.

Sutter’s involvement with Coones didn’t stop there. Sutter featured three songs from Coones’ rock-metal band Attika 7 in the FX show and eventually cast the 6-foot, 5-inch bike builder to appear on screen.

Coones has been in prison twice – first for drugs and guns and later for conspiracy to distribute an illicit chemical used to make methamphetamine. A central California native, he bought Illusion Motorsports in 1999 but was arrested on a drug-conspiracy charge a few months later. While he was in federal prison, his wife Katherine ran the business “so Rusty would come home to a purpose,” she said.

After almost six years of “bad food, bad company and a bad time,” Coones said, he came home to the purpose of his shop, only to ride head on into the worst economy in decades.

“Right when I got back, I had all these high hopes of resurrecting Illusion. I thought we could get a dealer network going. And every step of the way we ran into problems because everything was collapsing as we were trying to come up,” said Coones, who, like his bikes, is clad entirely in black.

“Sons of Anarchy,” it seems, came along at just the right time.

“This whole ‘Sons of Anarchy’ connection is a plus for anybody,” said Coones, who is working on four different bike projects, including an $80,000 Hellrazor bagger that tips the scales at 850 pounds and is distinguished by an enormous 26-inch front wheel. Coones is also in the earliest stages of developing his own reality TV program.
“Any time you’re associated with a show with over 5 million viewers, it will legitimize you – even when you’re somebody like me who’s been in prison several times and happens to be a Hells Angel.”

NEW POPULAR WOMEN’S JACKET REVIEWED ON WOMEN RIDERS NOW– The Maven is a lightweight leather riding jacket constructed of 1.1mm/1.3mm top-grain cowhide that’s pre-oiled, washed, and then hand-finished with oil again.

I love the aged finish, which has a moderate amount of “crinkly-ness” that makes the jacket soft and easy to wear. It’s a new women’s jacket by Roland Sands and the girl wearing the jacket in the photo is very cute, for your readers:

http://womenridersnow.com/pages/Editors_Pick_RSD_Lightweight_Leather_Motorcycle_Jacket.aspx

–Genevieve Schmitt
Founder / Editor WomenRidersNow.com
Phone: 406.333.4491

Fax: 406.333.4412

WINDVEST AND CHAMPION TRIKES ON BIKERNET TRIKES–The perfect combo.

The Triking Viking AKA Koz Mraz
Bikernet Trikes recently got to sit behind a beautiful Champion Conversion Harley Dyna Trike at Westminster Harley in Westminster Ca. After years of fine-tuning his very first windshield in his garage, the legend began over 20 years ago.

WindVest grew into many lines with its line of Wide Body performance windscreens for Harley-Davidson and metric cruisers and is s till a family run business here in California.

http://www.bikernettrikes.com/pages/WINDVEST_AND_CHAMPION_TRIKES.aspx

THIS JUST IN FROM THE BIKERNET UNIVERSITY SCIENCE DEPARTMENT–A professor was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?’

About 40 students raise their hands.

That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?’

About 15 students raise their hand.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?’

Three students raise their hands.

That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?’

Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says ‘Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.’

The Middle Eastern Muslim student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, ‘So, Ahmed, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?’

Ahmed replied, “From way back there I thought you said goats.

–from Rik Savenko

 
 

NEW IN THE BIKERNET SHOP–Riding Denim now in stock!

Yarn Dye Denim
Mens: No adjust jeans, 1% Bullflex denim. 11.5oz

Ladies: Shape enhancing jeans with knee patch. 10 oz

–Andy

 

MARKET REPORT FROM THE MIC– Attached is the latest MIC Flash Report for overall motorcycle sales… figure Harley has historically had 60% of the On-Highway sales total as a starting point.

Unfortunately MIC only tracks new unit sales do they only offer a guesstimate of used motorcycles sold at the dealership level. To get a better handle on how many used Harleys are sold, I would start with the folks at National Powersport Auctions who have a pretty good handle on the used market (more than 70% of motorcycle sales in the U.S. are still driveway-to-driveway rather than through a franchised dealership or legit used shop). There are an estimated 8.8 million motorcycles in use on the street (with another 3.3 million off-highway motorcycles in use).

Speaking of dealership transactions, MIC says 41% are franchised dealers 59% are service/accessory/aftermarket shops. Sales by the franchised new vehicle retailers accounted for $10 Billion in total sales volume, non-aligned accessory shops generated an additional $1.3 billion (total value of the U.S. motorcycle market is roughly $11.4 billion).

Of this $11.4 billion total, $6.5 billion/58% of the total was generated by the sale of new motorcycles, the rest was generated by parts/accessories/apparel ($2.5 billion/21.7% of the total). Service/labor generates right around $800 million (7%). “Other” motorcycle related sales account for a little more than $200 million (1.8%).

Check Harley’s 10k report for how much money MotorClothes and Genuine Parts generate and add the Indian/Victory PG&A numbers in and you will have a rough idea of the scope of the V-Twin OEM accessory sales. They have all this detailed in their annual stock market reports and it is public information… I just don’t know where my copies are.

The bad news is that Bikers Choice and Drag Specialties are not so forthcoming in how much aftermarket revenue they are generating. And again, MIC doesn’t track aftermarket accessory sales well enough to hazard a guess

–RH

 

Upcoming BONHAMS JANUARY Auctions–
Th10TBA– The Las Vegas Motorcycle Auction
Las Vegas, NV
Su1310am– Period Art & Design
Los Angeles
Th1710am & 1pm– The Scottsdale Auction: Motorcars & Automobilia
Featuring the Oldenburg Family Collection
Scottsdale, AZ
Su2010am– Period Art & Design
San Francisco
Th241pm– Fine American & European Furniture, Silver & Decorative Arts
New York
Fr251pm– Maritime Paintings & Decorative Arts

New York
 

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UNCLE MONKEY OPENS THE DOOMSDAY CALENDAR–If you are reading this there is a good chance the world hasn’t ended yet. If you are not reading this then there is a good possibility that you live in the aftermath of hurricane Sandy and your world will never be the same again.

I’m not a doom sawyer and don’t believe the world is going to come to mystical end within the waning moments of this year. I’m old enough to have survived Y2K. But that doesn’t mean natural disasters don’t happen even to the most advance, greatest country in the world (according to Mericans).

I think for the most part we are resilient and can overcome pretty much anything that this world has to throw at us but it will be messy. Mankind has rolled with the punches year after year, century after century dealing with volcanoes, earthquakes, flooding/tsunamis, hurricanes and tornadoes.

Today I feel the biggest threat to our lives is the loss of the electrical grid. Many people shrug at the idea but for someone like me living in Canada the lost of power for several days during the winter can mean death. A local blackout a while ago had people simply bunking down with family and friends who weren’t affected, but what if it was widespread, a whole continent plunged into darkness.

Diesel generators can only run so long before they have to be refuelled, gas pumps wouldn’t work, the massive pumps that distribute the fuel across this nation would be quiet. We rely on power to keep our food cold; we rely on power to run the irrigation systems that transformed the deserts of California to massive growing gardens feeding the world.

Power keeps water to our faucets, keeps it clean. We would be devastated; the current world’s population can simply not be sustained on natural growing, hand harvested food supplies. Chaos would be rampant. Don’t believe me? Throw someone’s cell phone across the room and see the panic in their eyes. We are only years away from all our books, all our knowledge being digital.

Without power we would be a lost civilization. Our decedents will roll their eyes at the thought that we walked on the moon, explored Mars, with what, a slide ruler? The thought will be bewildering.
While I hope that our power grid is stable and secure the most likely threat to our way of life is good old Mother Nature.

We are animals, nothing more, and we are overpopulating this world past what she can handle. Nature seeks a balance. It always will. Epidemic plagues have kept the world’s population in check; even natural selection did its part up until the ‘70s.

The village shed a tear when Bubba died sticking his head in the thrashing machine but it meant someone stupid enough to stick his head into a moving machine wouldn’t be reproducing dumber kids. Today we have a wronged sense that we need to save everyone, to protect everyone from themselves. Mother Nature will only put up with that bullshit for so long before a new plague will wipe out the majority of the population.

So as I gather with my family and friends this holiday season, I hope the furnace will keep us warm and someone too stupid to live no longer does. That a tsunami doesn’t sweep my west coast friends into the ocean, that my east coast friends realize that life really is survival of the fittest. Because in the end you only have family and friends to get you through when the government, including Fema has let you down.

-bad Uncle Monkey

THE RFR TEXAS REVIEW–Me I must be getting old, I came across a young lady that was doing a behind the scene video of her latest video on a photography site and have become a big fan! She plays a violin but with attitude! Her name is Lindsey Stirling (she is a cutie too).

I guess I got to the party late as several of my friends like her stuff. Anyway going to her show in Feb, already got VIP, but it is at House of Blues and they are hard to get a camera into!
 
 
 
I was gonna check and see what the qualifications are and I might bother y’all for Bikernet if interested? She seems to attract a very diverse cross section of people that like her stuff. She is on YouTube Crystalize, Shadows hell I like them all. She does a cover of Starships with a Houston, Texas girl named Megan Nichole that is good and funny as well.
–RFR
 
We are interested, just don’t tell my 6th wife in Dallas.–Bandit 

 
DAVID MANN CHOPPER FEST EXPLODES IN VENTURA, CALIFORNIA–The 9th Annual David Mann Chopper Fest held last Sunday on December 9, 2012 at the Ventura County fairgrounds was crawling with plenty of good looking biker girls just like the ones David portrayed for over 2 ½ decades in Easyriders centerspreads. I guess it should also be mentioned there was a ton of righteous scooters in the bike show too.
 

This was the second year in a row I exhibited my abstract art derived from custom paint reversed under glass, and the first year for inviting the crème de la crème of motorcycle lifestyle painters.

I think the square art world refers to these guys style as photo realism. Anyways it was just unbelievable how detailed and distinctive each painters work was. The list included Jack Knight, Eric Hermann, David Uhl, and Tom Fritz. Long time Easyriders associate editor, and In the Wind editor Kim Peterson broke out a proverbial crapper full of really great photos he took of David Mann and friends throughout the years.

My collection of David Mann sketches, posters and photos of Dave I’d taken displayed in front of my exhibit.

Here’s Jack Knight with art he’d done for Supercycle. As were all of the artists present Jack Knight is a whole lot friendlier than those celebrity welder types that used to be on TV.

Here’s Tom Fritz talking shop with a little cutie that’s also an artist.

Another great guy, here’s David Uhl sitting in front of his massive corner exhibit. Tom Fritz, and David Uhl are two of the best painters I’ve ever seen when it comes to painting the presence of sunlight landing on a subject.

This is in front of my booth, the guy on the right is Eric Hermann, the guy on the left is Eric’s son… I’ve got no clue who that is in the middle.

Here’s some of Eric Hermann’s work.

–Krylon John

URAL WINTER MEETING COMING–Hurrah – what a pleasure!
(Deutsche Version weiter unten im Text!)
Winter meeting next to the Castle ruin Prandegg

Where? Upperaustria, Mühlviertel, A-4274 Schönau im Mühlkreis, Prandegg 3
When? 1st until 3rd of February 2013

We are keen visitors to various winter meeting. This year we want to organize one ourselves. The date is chosen because on the first weekend in February there are a lot of winter meetings. The biggest and most famous Elefantentreffen and the Tauerntreffen which have become quite big in the last few years.

On this weekend we want to go the extra mile and offer a Ural meeting for winter drivers, an alternative for those who are looking for something different. Without big organization, without big effort, without big hoopla from our side. The tavern has a wonderful friendly atmosphere. Franz Leiter, the inn keeper ensures a warm welcome for all. http://www.taverne-prandegg.at/.

In the castle ruin of Prandegg there is always snow at the beginning of February and a guarantee of cold conditions. Within the grounds of Prandegg there are good places for camping, we can also sleep on the galleria in the dining area of the tavern. In the surroundings area of Prandegg there are also cheap rooms.

We will definitely have a heavy winter tour of the area. We know all the hidden lanes and tracks in the area. There is not a single flat place in the whole region, there are piles of natural adventures at our disposal. For sidecars without sidecar drive it is better not even to start the engine.

Of course every sidecar driver is welcome, we do not want Ural and Dnepr exclusively. Visitors with solo bikes are also welcome, maybe we can convince one a few disbelieving heroic solo riders to become a sidecar driver. For visitors from far, very far away, who arrive with trailer, we recommend to hide the trailer in the village Pregarten. The landscape of the last 22 km ride to the castle is really very attractive.

Saturday morning between 10 and 11 we will dare to start our tour. The route of the tour will be determined 5 min. before the start and depends on the number of participants, the weather and above all the snow condition. Our plan is a really mean drudgery for man and machine. It would be fun to end the tour through the snow with a complete contrast by visiting a wellness spa in the village Bad Zell which is nearby . (http://www.lebensquell-badzell.com/). ?

It will be a great sight if the snowy entrance of the spa is full of sidecars and the wardrobe is full of clothes of the sidecar drivers.
2 kilometers away from the meeting place in Pehersdorf 18, it is the farmhouse of Josef Kriechbaumer, known as Uncle Peter. A great farmhouse with horses. The room per person per night incl. breakfast is EUR 24,00. there are also communal bunks for EUR 16,00 per person per night incl. breakfast. Please book the room yourself if you need one.
http://www.urlaubambauernhof.at/kriechbaumer.schoenau#tab=info
email: josef.Kriechbaumer@aon.at

Best thing is to reserve by telephone: 0043/(0)7261 7402
 

We are looking forward to a small, uncomplicated and comfortable meeting. Because it is first winter meeting here and because we are not advertising too much and finally because at this time there are more famous meetings, we expect about 50 participants. There is no entrance fee (the Innkeeper will of course charge you for beer and food).
Infos also on www.ural.cc

If you intend to join the meeting, please send us a short message per email office@ural.at , so that we roughly know how many people we can expect.

We wish you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2013

–Your Ural Team from Linz/Austria

 

BIKERNET WEEKLY SHOP SAFTEY AWARD–How One Indiana Manufacture Took Action To Create A Safer Work Environment. Bremen Castings Implements Near-Miss Reports To Aid in Safety Procedures

Foundries and machine shops can be dangerous places. You’re dealing with hot molten metal and large machines and that can sometimes lead to an accident, but one Indiana foundry has changed the focus of their business to a model of shared responsibility. President JB Brown notes, “Instead of seeing a potential accident and ignoring it or stepping over an obstruction, we wanted our employees to take responsibility for everyone, including themselves.” As a result, Bremen Castings, Inc. implemented the near-miss accident reports.

This report is filed every time there is a near-miss or potential accident. This could qualify as anything ranging from a puddle of water to stepping over a wire or cable which could cause tripping. The report is filed by any employee who encounters an obstacle or potential accident. The report is then emailed to entire management and safety committee then reviewed by the safety team and discussed issues like that could be avoided in the future. Brown notes, “I think the near miss reports have had a big impact on the shift from individual responsibility to shared responsibility of the foundry and machine shop. We have had over 561 days and over 850,000 hours of zero lost time filings and the near-miss reports attribute to that milestone.”

–Carolyn

 

This family owned foundry and machine shop was founded in 1939 in Bremen, Indiana. With over 70 years of experience, BCI is known worldwide for its quality gray and ductile iron machined castings. BCI uses 92% recycled ferrous material to produce world class gray and ductile iron castings for our world market. For more information about Bremen Castings Inc. please visit their website at www.bremencastings.com

 

FOUR MILLIONTH H-D MOTORCYCLE DELIVERED– On Monday afternoon, the owners of the 4 millionth motorcycle made at York vehicle operations have been visiting the plant to watch their motorcycle being completed. Robert and Susan Shingler, of Summerfield, S.C. recently bought the 4 millionth motorcycle have toured the factory to see the processes and met the people who made their midnight pearl Road Glide Ultra motorcycle.

–from Rogue

 

BIKERNET UNIVERSITY ENGLISH DEPARTMENT EXTRA CREDIT VOCABULARY LESSON–plication plahy-KEY-shuhn, noun:

1. The act or procedure of folding.
2. The state or quality of being folded; a fold.
3. Surgery. A. The folding in and suturing of tucks, so as to tighten weakened or stretched tissue. B. The folding of an organ, as a section of the intestine, and the attaching of it to another organ or tissue.
 
The distribution of sediment by the polar currents, and the lines of plication and upheaval of the crust, as well as the distribution of successive floras, prove that the poles have remained since the Laurentian period where they now are.

— W.C. and F.P. Church, The Galaxy

 
For the purpose of this text the term plication will be used in reference to grasping the SMAS [Superficial Muscular Aponeurotic System, in the face] and folding it over on itself by means of a suture.

— Michael S. Kaminer, Kenneth A. Arndt, Jeffrey S. Dover, Atlas of Cosmetic Surgery

 
Plication is derived from the Medieval Latin stem plicatio, relating to a ‘fold’ or ‘pleat.’

 

BIKERNET 5-Ball RACING WHEELER REPORT–

Bonneville, SCTA August 10-16, 2013
BUB Speed Trials August 24-29, 2013
2nd Grandchild, June
(BUB 8 months, 2 weeks and counting)

Photo by Valerie Thompson

One helleva merry-go-round we’re on these days. One day your riding on top of the of the big wheel and then, you guessed it, the fuckin’ bottom appears. Seems at Bikernet we’re happily stuck on top of the wheel, so life is fine as wine and will only get better with age. As always reader comments and suggestions are welcomed. We may not use them, but give it a shot.

Got a performance tip or event coverage? Send it. Wheeler@bikernet.com.

The details are so important. Rick Tedder out of Salem, Oregon, R/T Performance is responsible for the stellar frame and hand fabricated sheet metal. Check out the belly pan.

Speaking of a fun packed week end at the I M S event in Long Beach and we survived intact. Spent 3 days on my feet shakin hands and kissin babies. Your Bikernet 5-Ball Racing Team rolled into the Long Beach show late last Thursday afternoon after a mad scramble to finish our Turbo-Charged Raycer. The fresh pin striping by George the Wild Brush was blow drying on the way to the show.

The show results are in, our 5-Ball Racing Teams, Turbo-Charged Raycer placed 2nd out of 10 bikes entered in the Competition class. Very pleased with results as the frame is not detailed yet, after a few road miles we’ll tear it down to the frame and rebuild with fresh polish, metal treatments and a powdered coated frame.

Congratulations to the Competition class winner, Paul Morris out of Southern California. Well Done Mr. Morris! Paul if your out there, please contact us.

Yesterday afternoon spent the day at Bennett’s Performance in Long Beach, just 5 miles from home in the industrial area called Wilmington. When we fired the hot rod in Morgan Hill a couple of weeks ago the rear cylinder had zero compression?

After removing the rear head this afternoon the men at Branch/O’Keefe discovered a perfectly sealed set of valves? Branch is connected by a common wall with Bennett’s. We walked next door to and scoped out the rocker box! BINGO, the valve collar on the intake was touching the rib in the cover just enough to keep the valve slightly open.

We now have compression, fire and fuel.

Stay tuned.

Haul Ass!
Ride for your Life!
–Ray c wheeler
Bikernet Performance Editor
wheeler@bikernet.com

 

BIKERNET MEDICAL CENTER FINDINGS–Cell Phone Addiction.

Could you be addicted to your cell phone? A team of addiction researchers thinks so. In a study published online on November 17, 2012 by the Journal of Behavioral Addictions, the investigators linked the near constant use of cell phones and instant messaging (particularly among college students) to well known “consumption pathologies” such as compulsive buying and credit card misuse.

SERIES OF TECH ARTICLES COMING FROM S&S AND IRONWORKS–Over the course of the next nine issues, IronWorks is pleased to bring you a series of articles from S&S highlighting bikes built with components from their Flathead Power division.

Nothing’s cooler than keeping that old iron on the road, and we’ll show you the lengths to which S&S has always gone to test and prove their products—and better yet, how these components can be integrated into existing motorcycles to extend their serviceable lives.

Look for a new bike in each issue; this time we have a conversation-starting 80” UL/WLA hybrid built as much for go as show. -ed.

 
 

THIS JUST IN FROM NORTH CAROLINA—New brews.

I was in Total Wine and saw this stuff. Did not buy any but though the images on the boxes was very cool. I think it was from New Zealand.

–Paul Aiken
Owner

PS Check out the Highway Hawk products on our home page, type in your bike model in the search box to find matching parts!

Aeromach USA, LLC
Distributors of HIGHWAY HAWK products in the USA
10015 Metromont Industrial Blvd
Suite F
Charlotte, NC 28269
http://www.aeromachmfg.com
704-599-1333 phone
800-990-9392 sales line

New Bikernet Reader Comment!–  IS THIS THE END OF MOTORCYCLING AS WE KNOW IT?

http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=10818

This is a message that needs to be shouted at every motocycle event!

 
–Rigger

Brandywine, MD

 

BIKERNET CABIN IN THE WOODS CREATIVE SEMINAR–Very creative, but too much time on their hands.

If you do not know how to pack firewood for the winter, here are some ideas

–from Jim Waggaman

 

VELOCITY CELEBRATES THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITH 12 DAYS OF VELOCITY– The Network’s Marathon Programming Event Features Top Automotive Shows Beginning Friday, December 21 to Tuesday, January 1 

For the second straight year, Velocity is making viewers’ holiday wishes come true by rolling out another installment of 12 DAYS OF VELOCITY starting Friday, December 21 at 9 AM ET/PT, and ending on New Year’s Day, Tuesday, January 1.
Each day Velocity is airing day-long marathons of the network’s hottest, most-watched series including OVERHAULIN’, MECUM AUCTIONS, CHASING CLASSIC CARS, WHEELER DEALERS, and more!
Velocity audiences will enjoy the following lineup:

WHEELER DEALERS
Friday, December 21
Wednesday, December 26
Monday, December 31
This fall, the ultimate tag-team of automotive authority and mechanical mastery take to the streets in the hunt for prize cars that bring home the bacon. WHEELER DEALERS is the definitive auto restoration series, as veteran car dealer Mike Brewer and ace mechanic Edd China embark on a mission to locate and restore iconic cars that turn a serious profit. This season they are on an international road trip, finding and fixing rare classic cars while offering expert automotive advice and test drives for viewers along the way.

DESERT CAR KINGS
Saturday, December 22
The McClure family business, Desert Valley Auto Parts, houses more than 10,000 rust-free vehicles on more than 100 sun-baked Arizona acres. Not content with merely providing original parts for thousands of car collectors and restoration junkies each year, the McClures and their rag-tag crew are constantly on the hunt for cars to restore — seeking them out in backyards, barns and even on their own massive lot. Their goal is restoring these classic American cars to original glory, and getting them back on the road while discovering the unique and historically significant qualities of each car.

AMERICAN HOT ROD
Sunday, December 23
Thursday, December 27
This series takes a close look at the work of automotive industry legend Boyd Coddington whose work personified the American hot rod. From his small town farm in Rupert, Idaho, Coddington moved to California, reinvented the hotrod in the sixties, and in just a few years became a star, building the finest and most celebrated hot rods in the world. Coddington passed away in 2008 at the age of 63.

CHASING CLASSIC CARS
Monday, December 24
Tuesday, January 1
Hosted by high-end car collector and enthusiast Wayne Carini, CHASING CLASSIC CARS welcomes viewers into the elite world of high-end automobile collection. Viewers gain insight into Wayne’s elite exclusive inner circle as he travels the globe to search for, buy, restore and sell some of the finest and most unique vehicles ever manufactured. Wayne’s straight-shooting sensibility and passion for everything on wheels makes CHASING CLASSIC CARS a must-see for car lovers everywhere.

OVERHAULIN’
Tuesday, December 25
Sunday, December 30
Restoration king Chip Foose and his team of Chris Jacobs and Jessi Combs remodel tired trucks and idle autos into works of art as a surprise for the vehicle’s well-deserving owner. Go inside the garage as the team reviews thousands of submissions in need of OVERHAULIN’. From a 1965 Chevy Impala to a 1967 Camaro, the OVERHAULIN’ crew transforms a variety of vehicles into works of art their owners will marvel at.

WRECKS TO RICHES
Friday, December 28
Barry White knows how to build custom cars. In each episode of WRECKS TO RICHES, Barry White’s Speed Shop–with its unlikely team of mechanics, hangers-on and family members–buy a dilapidated classic car, and use original equipment reproduction parts to rebuild the car into an icon of the road. Then they try to turn a profit by selling the car. White judges each restoration a success only if he can make his money back.

BEST OF MECUM AUCTIONS
Saturday, December 29
It’s a red carpet event where the cars are the stars and Dana “The Dealmaker” Mecum is running the show. Dana’s auctions blend some of the best dramatic elements of sports, reality and game shows. Each MECUM AUCTION features real buyers and sellers in a competitive display of bidding prowess as they contemplate what each car is worth.

 
 
 

Man sentenced for stealing cremains OCALA — A Central Florida man accused of stealing and snorting the cremated re­mains of a man and two dogs has been sentenced to more than eight years in prison for a string of burglaries. Authorities say Jose David Diaz-Marrero and two other men stole the urns containing Holli Tencza’s father and two Great Danes in 2010, along with jewelry and electronics.??Detectives said the men told investigators that they thought the urns contained crushed pills. They realized they were wrong when they saw an article about the theft published in the Ocala Star-Banner . Diaz-Marrero pleaded guilty in June to four burglar­ies, including the one at Tenc­za’s home. The Star-Banner reports that Diaz-Marrero apologized in court Friday. One of the other men has been sen­tenced to nine years in pris­on.

–Rogue

 

BIKERNET TECH AUTHOR STARTS BONNEVILLE PROJECT–The Buell is in the early planning stages.
Engine planning is still in the works.

–Pablo

 

LIFESTYLE DEAL OF THE WEEK, 1998 ROAD KING–WE CAN HELP WITH CREDIT! ONLY $13,995.00– This is one of the most badass Road Kings out there! All custom built at LifeStyle Cycles, this used to be Junior’s personal bike … and now it can be your!

It’s got a 124″ polished motor, custom Black Cherry and flame paint with skulls, dual Bassani exhaust, 18″ ape hangers, PM wheels and brake calipers, Progressive 430 adjustable rear shocks, LED brake lights and turn signals, chain drive, custom leather solo seat, and much, much, more. Come see this bike today!

Like all of LifeStyle Cycles pre-owned Harleys, this bike has been thoroughly tested and inspected by a LifeStyle Cycles technician after undergoing a rigorous 38-point motorcycle inspection.

 
Credit Problems??? Call Lifestyle! We make dreams come true!

 
 

NEW FROM BIKERNET BAGGERS—Sharp flames and good food. How did I find out about how good the food is at this eatery? Devin and Mike……owners of Freedom Cycles recommended I try the food at King’s Fish. Freedom Cycles is located directly across the street on Katella Avenue. Don’t miss the story on Bikernet Baggers.

 

–Buck Lovell

MidAMERICA AUCTIONS– is proud to present the 22nd Annual Las Vegas Motorcycle Auction!
January 10th, 11th, & 12th, 2013

Currently Accepting Consignments!

• World’s Largest! • World’s Best! •
• Six hundred motorcycles in three days! •
• The pinnacle of the hobby! •
• Over 400 motorcycles already entered! •

Sellers!

This is the perfect venue to sell your collectable motorcycle!
With hundreds of motorcycle enthusiasts in attendance, PLUS thousands worldwide, you’re sure to find an excellent home for that special motorcycle!

Consigning With Us:

• Entering your motorcycle into our auction is fast & easy!

• Just click on the links provided below to get started!

• Please Note: If you would like your motorcycle featured in our
Las Vegas Catalog, the photo deadline is November 9th, 2012.

• Questions? Please contact us at: 651-633-9655

AMAZING—Life is amazing in so many respects. We just need to slow down, forget the pursuit of money and take a ride or go fishing.

We have so many positive pursuits exploding in the Bikernet Matrix. This pixel pupply allows us to work with contributors all over the world. Udey in India is working with Michael Lichter and I to take a tour of the Royal Enfield plant, then maybe at a later date ride to the Base camp at Mt. Everest.

Another old friend wants to work with us to produce a poker tournament charity with the Bicycle Club Casino to help the folks hit hardest by Hurricane Sandy.

And another friend is working with me on my Chance Hogan Freedom Run book/movie effort. We are researching a grant to fund our effort to research Freedom in this country and how we can make it shine once more.

So, take some time to relax, touch her thigh, ride to a sunset, or sip whiskey and listen to warm tunes. Hell, it’s Christmas.

Ride Forever,

–Bandit

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