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SICK DOCTOR HUMOR– A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral, withmany of his fellow MDs in attendance. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during theservice. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. Theheart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted,he said “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral ——I’m a gynecologist.” At that point, the proctologist fainted.
–from Chris T.
SAMSON EXHAUST– has done it again with the new Extreme Series. This new series includes 14 unique and exciting styles that are going to rock and shock the aftermarket exhaust industry to the ground! Included with this new awesome series of pipes are the tightest fitting 220? full coverage heat shields anywhere. All “Extreme Series” come complete with mounting brackets and hardware.
Check the models on the home page and here are the prices, since out esteemed web master, “failed” to include the information. We’ll take it up with him tonight over a bottle of jack and peanuts.
E-101 “Bone Shakers” $339.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-102 “Zoomies” $339.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-103 “Ghetto Blasters” $469.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-120 “Grim Reaper” Dagger $499.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-121 “Grim Reaper” Slash $469.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-122 “Grim Reaper” Slasher $469.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-123 “Grim Reaper” Back Slash $469.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-501 “Sinner’s” Piranha $639.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-502 “Sinner’s” Slash $639.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-503 “Hell Bound” Piranha $639.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-504 “Hell Bound” Slash $639.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-505 “Hell Raisers” Piranha $639.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-506 “Hell Raisers” Dagger $639.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
E-507 “Hell Raisers” Shark Bite $639.95
Fits 1986 – present softail models
DAVIE ALLAN ON THE ROAD AGAIN– REELS ON WHEELS 3:NO SPEED LIMIT!
Saturday, January 25, 2003
Doors open at 7:00
At The Armory Center for the Arts, Armory Northwest
965 N. Fair Oaks in Pasadena
(take Fair Oaks offramp from 210 and go North. Parking in rear and on the street)
$12.00 general admission
$8.00 NewTown, Pasadena Art Alliance and Armory Members
plus anyone in a cool car-related costume
FeaturingDavie Allan and The Arrows: The High Priest of Fuzz Guitar with video by Brian Bailey
15 Lowrider Masterpieces fromThe LifeStyle Car Club Los Angeles& The Amigos Car Club San Diego
9 Great Car Films
For more info: contact Richard Amromin Friday February 7th Lava Lounge WISCONSIN WOMEN STUDY–A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are expected. –from Forrest P. BROS CLUB EXPANDS SERVICE– Under the new leadership of Dana Coates the Bros Club has become a world class leader in road service and insurance programs for all bikers. I was there when Easyriders started the program and watched it bounce from one office to another.Dana worked with us for years handling insurance. He bought the program from Easyriders and works it round the clock. Check it out and contact them if you’re having insurance problems. They can run any insurance problem down and give you fresh quotes. HARLEY-DAVIDSON V-ROD PROPELLED INTO MOTORCYCLE STARDOM–MILWAUKEE (January 21, 2003) — The Harley-Davidson VRSCA V-Rod, launched amid a frenzy of acclaim from the public and press in mid-summer 2001, has already received 13 awards internationally — making this motorcycle the most applauded motorcycle in the 100-year history of the Motor Company. To date, the V-Rod has been named Best Cruiser by Cycle World; Motorcycle of the Year by Motorcyclist Magazine; Cruiser of the Year by Cruising Rider; one of the Top Six Bikes of 2002 by Hot Bike Magazine; Bike of the Year by German publication, MOTORRAD; and Cruiser of the Year by the England’s MCN magazine. Beyond these awards, the V-Rod was also honored by Popular Mechanics, listed as the Best of What’s New by Popular Science and was included on the Men’s Journal list of “95 Perfect Things.” All of these awards and honors make it easy to understand why, in 2002, the V-Rod is Europe’s top-selling Harley-Davidson model, with bikes hustling off showroom floors as quickly as they move down the street. In the U.S., sales have been just as robust, with the new motorcycle quickly becoming one of the top-selling models in the company’s lineup. The V-Rod represents the first member of a new family of Harley-Davidson motorcycles – the performance custom. From its all-new liquid-cooled V-Twin Revolution powerplant to its long, low dragster inspired looks, the V-Rod is pure American muscle in a raw, pavement-devouring package. First introduced as a 2002 model with an anodized aluminum finish, 2003 model V-Rods include special identification to celebrate the 100th Anniversary of the legendary motorcycle manufacturer. Suggested retail price in the US is $17,995 (non-California models). BIKERNET HELPFUL HINTS OF THE WEEK–Helpful Hint #1,If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. Helpful Hint #2,Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away Helpful Hint #3,Don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on. Helpful Hint #4,Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes’ eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner. Helpful Hint #5,An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator. Helpful Hint #6,Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by sim! ply peeing in the sink. Helpful Hint #7,High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Helpful Hint #8,A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep Eat your heart out, Martha Stewart! –from Al Friedman KALLAS DRAWS FLASH FOR TATTOOS–Here’s an example of tattoo art Chris Kallas drew for a local rider. If you want to see his color work go to the Bikernet Gultch and buy a print. E-mail him about his black and white stuff and original drawings for your home or tattoos: CGKNAK@aol.com. SHE GREW UP SO FAST–Can you believe it? Monica Lewinsky turned 28 this week.It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House onher hands and knees. –from Chris T. Continued On Page 3
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