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BIKERNET WEATHER REPORT–Bad Weather: There’s a fellow who is an avid rider. Actually he’s a motorcycle fanatic. He has not missed a weekend of motorcycle riding in years. Every Saturday and Sunday morning he gets up very early and goes meets his buddies for a nice long ride. On this one morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his riding gear out of the closet, and goes out to the garage to prepare to leave. While out there it started raining a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing at 30 mph.
He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the Weather Channel. From there he finds it’s going to be bad weather all day long. So he puts his bike back into the garage and comes back inside. He quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife’s back, and whispers, “The weather out there is terrible.”
To which she replies, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out riding his bike today?”
BIKERNET WISDOM–Bear, Rabbit & Genie: There was this bear and rabbit in the woods. The bear was beating up this rabbit something fierce. He was throwing the rabbit, stomping on his head, kicking him up into the air, etc.. As they were fighting, the bear kicked over a lamp and out popped a genie. The genie said, “I will give each of you three wishes.”
The bear said, “I want all bears in this forest to be female.” Ok, poof, it was done by the genie.
The rabbit said, “I want a motorcycle helmet.” Ok, poof, it was done by the genie.
The bear said, “For my second wish, I want all the bears in that forest over there to be female also.” Ok, poof, it was done by the genie.
The rabbit said, “For my second wish, I want a Suzuki Hayabusa.” Ok, poof, it was done by the genie.
The bear said, “For my final wish, I want all the bears in all the forests to be female.” Ok, poof, it was done by the genie.
The rabbit, while wearing his new helmet and sitting on his new motorcycle, revved the engine and said, “For my last wish, I want that bear to be gay.” Ok, poof, it was done by the genie.
S&S ANNOUNCES OKTOBERFEST SPONSORSHIP–LA CROSSE, WI (June 23, 2005) S&S Cycle is pleased to sponsor Oktoberfest 2005 in La Crosse, Wisconsin. S&S will be the official corporate sponsor on Saturday October 1, 2005. In addition to the highlight of the day, the Mapleleaf Parade, many other festive events and entertainment opportunities will be available for families to attend. For more information about Oktoberfest, visit www.oktoberfestusa.com.
?We are proud to be a part of this community,? said S&S president Brett Smith. ?This festival has a long, rich heritage in the La Crosse area. It?s very fitting for us to show our support and be the corporate sponsor on parade day. We?re a family-owned business and we look forward to working with the Oktoberfest board of directors to contribute to the strong family atmosphere that Oktoberfest can provide.?
?Oktoberfest loves sponsors like S&S Cycle because of the value of family and friends that this company and Oktoberfest shares,? said Oktoberfest President, Dawson Strutt. ?Although S&S Cycle is involved on a global scale, S&S is committed to the greater La Crosse area. Oktoberfest is pleased to announce a new partnership in 2005 between Oktoberfest and S&S Cycle; they will be a corporate sponsor for the opening Saturday on October 1, 2005.?
MAG REPORT– 1.) I liked the old Easyriders, to about ‘ 90 or so. About the sametime as ” Great Thinning of the American Biker Gene Pool ” started. I read Biker now.
2.) I started riding in Hollister, Ca. at 8 in ‘ 66, raced for 20yrs., did the outlaw club deal for 10yrs. I’m about 50 now, the ol’ lady rides, life is good & I’m building this 79-INCH 95hp., 64-INCH wheelbase, 11-inch ground clearance, nickel-plated frame, repaint the tank in XR750 colors, on/off-road, hi-dollar Sportster to get back to the ol’ days of riding in Hollister when the locals cussed & shot rocksalt at you.
3.) In your Easyriders # 34 video, I rode the red bike ( 490 Maico ) at the Hollister 50th. hillclimb. I’m the cat wearing the ” colors “. I finished 2nd. in the 500 expert class.
4.) The only thing I kept out of the old mags. was the centerfolds. R. I. P. Dave Mann ! ! !
–Cons
Cons Motorsports
Concord, Ca.
LATEST LUCKY DEVIL REPORT–Here’s the seat clean and simple. This will be the wildest Road King on the Road. And that’s a chopped Sportster we built not long ago. Hang on for the next report.
BIKERNET EASTER PHILOSOPHY, TAKE NOTES– An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of apole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in itwhile the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion ofwater. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the crackedpot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poorcracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it couldonly do half of what it had been made to do.
After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman oneday by the stream. “I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my sidecauses water to leak out all the way back to your house.”
The old woman smiled, “Did you notice that there are flowers on your sideof the path, but not on the other pot’s side? That’s because I have alwaysknown about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path,and every day while we walk back, you water them.”
“For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decoratethe table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be thisbeauty to grace the house.”
Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it’s the cracks and flaws we eachhave that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You’vejust got to take each person for what they are and look for the good inthem. To all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smellthe flowers, on your side of the path.
THE TEXAS JOHNNY REPORT–Working in the petrochemical industry requires me to keep odd hours. When most people are entering their R.E.M. cycle, I am either waking up or getting off duty. This week I happen to be working days which require me to rise out of my warm bed with my wife at an incredibley early 3 am. Don’t get me wrong, as I am not complaining, I am just giving a little background to give the setting upon which I live daily.
As I stated earlier, I rose at 3 am. Being lucky enough to live in Southest Texas, I have warm weather atleast 8 months out of the year. I say this because I can awake at 3am and leave my house in jeans and a t-shirt. Since I am one of the few people nowadays who only have a bike, the weather is a constant concern of mine as I have to dress accordingly.
This morniing was in the low 70’s, which may seem incredibly warm to many across the country. For me, however, after working in 100 degree heat all day 70 seems like winter. My drive to work entails a road through a cut of trees for the first 20 miles. Did you ever notice it gets colder when you drive through the woods compared to the interstate?
So here I was flying down the road dodging armadillos and possums shaking because of the morning chill. The mornings here are also characteristically damp due to the humidity, so the temperature always feels colder in the cold and hotter in the sun. Don’t ask me why, that’s just the way it is.
As I finally make it to the interstate, where I only have ten more miles to go, I feel the warmth envelope me like a warm towel fresh from the dryer. As I put the heat to the throttle, I begin to hit the comfort zone where the bike becomes an extension of yourself. Wouldn’t you know it, that’s when I get to work? Oh, i can’t bitch too much about it, hey I get to ride every day. Riding to work is the only way to go. You never arrive after a 40 minute ride feeling tired. You have to feel refreshed after a nice putt in the morning, right? I also think if more people rode to work, wher eyou arrive every day thankful to be alive, we would have less asinine, stressed out, anal peckerheads at work. Now I know the world will never be a Eutopia, but it still would be better.
Yes, I ride to work every day. Although I may have 30 bad days a year(either pouring rain the whole time or below 40 degrees), I still arrive to work refreshed and ready to tackle any challenges I might face. Ride safe everyone and have a great week!
THERE YOU HAVE IT? I?m going to start the Shovelhead any minute. Then I?ll begin the Eddie Trotta break-in ritual. Let?s hope this Sturgis Shovel passes the test. Yep, here’s Livia again.
She?s headed into a training session this weekend at the LA Calendar show Sponsored by Bikernet. Her second cousin Sam Dixon is attempting to turn her into a sharp, active, zealous business woman. We?ll see how she fares at the Bikernet, Girls of Bikernet, American Motorcycle 1902, CrazyHorse tent this weekend.
I?m hoping to ride the Shovelhead over to the show and a test run of about 5 miles. I?m working with two builders from Hawaii who are flying their bikes into Los Angeles tomorrow. Hang on for the show report.
Ride Forever,
–Bandit
