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BIKERNET MANHUNT–
Looking for guy with bikernet,com patch
Lookin for guy that was at Milw Lkfrnt, June 8, who wore vest w/bikernet.com patch, smoked a pipe, and who looked right thru me, then walked away. Remember the fireworks? (Tall brunette) Scared? Boo!
Contact beth
E-Mail: winchesterbeth@hotmail.com
Phone: 847 269 0204
Fax: none
State: Illinois
Date Posted: 6/9/2002
Jokers need not call or reply. This is a real add from the Bikernet.com Classifieds Section.
OLDER THAT DIRT–My Dad was cleaning out my grandmother’s house and he brought mean old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with abunchof holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea.
She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something.I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to sprinkle the clothes with when you ironed them. Back then, they didn’t have steam irons.
BANDIT’S CANTINA IS A STRANGE PLACE–By joining you support all of Bikernet and get a ticket to the nasty inner sanctum where the girls are naked, the games take you away from the humdrum, the Drama takes you to the bar and you can read my latest project novel. There’s even a horoscope and sexual advice if you need it. No matter what it is, it’s strange.
And The Winner Is—–We say every week but as you’ll see, we’ve been slacking. Cantina members enter a drawing to win valuable prizes! Scott Armstrong of Santa Rosa, Ca was the newest winner and he gets a Bandit’s Bedroll. First he asked nicely then got a little pushy. Whatever it takes to get our attention. In a contest there has to be some losers but these guys had some funny submissions. Take a look—
Scott Armstrong
Santa Rosa, CA
Wanted: Bandit bedroll to replace the one that some fucker stole off my scoot !
Scott Armstrong
Santa Rosa, CA
Wanted: Bandit bedroll you cheap ass bastards. New winner every week my ass ! Get to fucking work you lazy a holes !
And now the losers—
Patrick Fegan
Mt.Juliet, Tennessee
Wanted: I have told you guys countless fucking times what I want. I want an autographed picture of Sin Wu.
GENE VENORSKY
BRUNSWICK, OHIO
Wanted: A JESSE JAMES CREATION WITH CHINA ON THE BACK NAKED
MATTHEW HALBISEN
FREMONT, OHIO
Wanted: BIKERNET TEE – X-LARGE OH YEAH… GUNS ARE NICE!
William Creeley
Lawrence , Massachusetts
Wanted: wishing for the ultimate in a two-passenger fat boy seat. Needs to be comfortable on long all day rides for both my large ass and her little ass.
Jim Cox
Lakewood, Ca
Wanted: Fuck, I dunno! Surprise me! (no canned tuna…)
Henry Holcomb
Jersey Shore, Pa
Wanted: a super “B” carb for my shovelhead or a new old lady, can have mine in trade.
Only in the Cantina~~ Oz
FATHER’S DAY MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY BIKE SHOW–JOIN US ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY JUNE 15-16 FROM 9:00 AM TO 6:00 PM (FATHER’SDAY WEEKEND) FOR THE MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY BIKE SHOW AND RAFFLE
ALL WEEKEND LONG
-Special discounts up to 50% off
-Storewide merchandise discount of 20% off
-Music and entertainment
-Patch sewing by Mikey Trikey
-Food and Beverages
SATURDAY EVENTS
-BIKE SHOW (Entry $10.00…Free with purchase of MDA Bike Raffle Ticket)
-Classes
(a) Custom
(b) Antique (Shovels and back)
Entries from 10:00 AM-12:00 Noon
SUNDAY EVENTS
-Bike Raffle-$50/Ticket. Only 1000 Tickets Sold! (There are some left)
1st Prize: 2002 Custom Fatboy ($25,000 value)
2nd Prize: 2002 Buell Blast ($5,500 value)
3rd Prize: $1500 in Merchandise
ALL PROCEEDS BENEFIT THE MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY. CALL 630 834 6571 FOR FURTHERDETAILS, TO REGISTER FOR THE BIKE SHOW AND TO PURCHASE RAFFLE TICKETS.
HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE PARTY. THIS WILL BE A HUGE EVENT!!!!
–OZZIE
CEO-DEALER PRINCIPAL
Where the hell is this place? –Bandit
It is the hell over here:
Harley-Davidson of Villa Park
120 West North Avenue
Villa Park, IL 60181
630-834-6571
BIKERNET LACONIA REPORT–I left Florida Saturday morning for Laconia. It started raining about 30 miles into the trip and lasted all the way into South Carolina. When it cleared up I was able to make up some of the time.
The bike is running Great and am now at friends house in Connecticut. Will be leaving here Wednesday and will be in Laconia in 3-3 ? hours after that.
Will keep you informed as to what is happening and get you a few shots.
–ROGUE
SWEDISH SPORT–
RIGID SWEDISH SPORTSTER
Paughco?s latest addition to the world?s largest line of custom and replacement frames for Harley-Davidson motorcycles comes in the form of this stretched RIGID SWEDISH SPORTSTER. The follow-up to their hugely popular Swedish chassis for Big Twins, feature 3? stretch in the backbone and a full 6? in the legs.
The SWEDISH SPORT is designed to fit `86 to present Sportsters, can be ordered with 30, 35 or 40 degree rake, and is fit with stock style neck and no tabs. This particular model accepts 130 rubber but a ?wide? model is on the way. For complete details on this and the complete line of Paughco frames, springers, exhaust systems and more call 775-246-5738. www.paughco.com
DALLAS IN JUNE– We just wanted to remind everyone about the June 16 Dallas Swap Meet at the airconditioned Long Horn Ballroom in Dallas.Bargain Hunters Beware!
You can find:Traveling Parts Discounters – Garage Clean-Outs – Parts Distributors “Over Runs” – Off Season Leather Goods – Cheap Used Parts – “Take Off” Parts and Accessories!
Also: Live Band – Parts and Party – Door Prizes – Antique M/C Show
GATES OPEN AT: 11 am
Directions: The Longhorn Ballroom is located on the corner of Industrial Blvd. and Corinth. Take the Industrial Blvd. Exit from I-30 or I-35 where they cross in Downtown Dallas and go South 5 Blocks.Vendor Space Still Available!For more info visit www.texasscooter.com or call 254-687-9066
Don’t forget about the Summer Championships “Saturday Nite” Under the Lights JUNE 22 at River City Raceway- San Antonio, Texas. Featuring Nitro Harleys and 28 Sportsman Classes for ANY Type of Harley.
Gates Open at 3pm and track opens at 4:30pm- Eliminations at 8pm.
Directions: From Houston- Take I-10 W. to the Santa Clara exit and turn Right. From DFW- Take I-35 South until you reach the TX-1604 Loop/Anderson Loop S. and exit. Turn left on I-10 East/U.S. 90 East Ramp and take I-10 E. to the Santa Clara Road Exit.
For More info visit: www.texasscooter.com or call 254-687-9066
DEAR SON–>An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden,but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in Prison. The old man wrote a letter to hisson and mentioned his predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply, “For HEAVEN’S SAKE Dad, don’t dig up thatgarden, that’s where I buried the GUNS!”
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen police showed up and dug up the entiregarden, without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him whathappened, and asking him what to do next. His son’s reply was: “Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do at thistime.”
–from Chris T.
IT’S A WRAP–I mutter something about shutting down, going for a ride or some escapism each week, but as soon as the news is launched there’s something else that pops up.
Have a good time goddamnit. Get out of the house, drag the bike out of the garage and hit the streets before terrorism, and street gangs make it impossible to reach that stripper’s pad across town. Hell, even if you make it, she’s waiting with the latest VD that will torture you for the rest of your life. I need a drink.–Bandit
