March 14, 2002 Part 2

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN

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C.J. MASTER ENGRAVER PULLS MAJOR ENGRAVING CONTRACT FROM HORSE MAGAZINE–That’s right, HORSE magazine, the rag for brothers who like their hands constantly grimy with the grit of building choppers, hired C.J. to engrave 50 or more point covers in the only outlaw style he knows. Check the tech department for banners and an article on his craft.

He is the man when it comes to pure biker engraving. None of that frilly shit from Brockton, Mass, but hand engraved lightening bolts, flames and skulls. I’ve been the proud owner of a CJ point cover for 18 years. If I sell the bike, the cover never goes to the new owner. He’s damn good and we’re working on a series of “Bandit” parts for JIMS machine, that is if he ever finishes them. Only one problem. Like many artists he?s persnickety. Don’t sent money until you get your parts. Where’s my billet Yo-Yo motherfucker?

SIN WU AND BANDIT CELEBRATE 2ND ANNIVERSARY–On a romantic note, it’s true that Sin Wu has been sneaking into the Bikernet headquarters at noon before Layla gets home for 2 years. Since I’ve been out of town, I’ve nearly lost the wanton wench to Coral her play girl with big round suckable tits and skin so soft it would make a grown man cry just to touch her inner thigh.

I’ve been throughout the orient from Singapore, into Vietnam, Korea, three ports in China and now Japan, and I’ve yet to find a knockout who competes with Sin. Sure hope she’ll have me when I get home.
Happy Anniversary, Baby.

Tattoo Of The Week–

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Come on people, I know Steve isn?t the only person out there with killer ink. Send your photos to sinwu@bikernet.com and we?ll send you some Bikernet stickers—– be sure to include your address.

HOW NOT TO HANDLE A BEER RUN– Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

Hillbilly Weather Station

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NEW NORTH CAROLINA EVENT SHOOTS FOR DISCOVERY CHANNEL COVERAGE– Edge the founder and producer of the hottest new charity weekend event to rock North Carolina,The Smoke Out, is working with the Discovery Channel on coverage. “Last year I set a goal to try to get the Discovery Channel cover the Smoke Out,” said president Edge. The event is also sponsored by Bikernet.com and HORSE magazine and is contributing to the American Lung Association through the Run For Breath that is produced by Mike Pullin from Charlotte Harley- Davidson. Bandit is the master of ceremonies that charity run.”Gathering what information I could – I found out that Motorcycle Mania II which was on the air last year -was produced by Occidental Productions,” said Edge. Mania III is a program that covers the building of three custom motorcycles, then the builders ride their bikes to a selected event. Edge is hoping that the Smoke Out would be the event of choice.Tom Beers, the president of Occidental Productions has reported that they are shooting Motorcycle Mania III. Edge is currently working with Mr. Beers on the notion of bringing three world class builders to his event.We’ll report more on the Salisbury, North Carolina Smoke out in Weeks to come.

If you?re thinking of attending this year, you?ll get to meet Bandit and some of the Bikernet crew. Get all the info on the link below.

Hope to see you there!
Layla–

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