Old shot from Bob T.
What the hell! I’m trying like a mad dog to post the news post haste. I’m at a loss for an intro and I think I know why. She whispered in my ear this morning, “Coffee, news or sex?” I was caught up with my goddamn list for the morning, looking at the clock and feeling the pressure of multiple deadlines. Okay, so I broke one of the major Code Of The West Rules. A man never passes on an opportunity for sex.
My punishment will be severe. I’m already feeling the nasty effects of writer’s block. We better get to the news, quick:
MYRTLE BEACH FEELING THE BOYCOTT BLUES–
Fewer vendors means Horry County is nearly $200,000 short on money officials planned to use to fill budget gaps, said county spokeswoman Lisa Bourcier.
The county will have to make up the difference by leaving some job openings vacant and taking money from elsewhere, Bourcier said.As of 5 p.m. Wednesday, 233 vendors had bought county permits, compared with more than 500 vendors last year, Bourcier said.
Organizers of the Carolina Harley-Davidson Dealers Association Myrtle Beach Rally say the permit price reduced the number of vendors.
“I can’t imagine many more being sold,” said Sandy Leone, spokeswoman for Myrtle Beach Harley-Davidson, headquarters for the rally.
RUN FOR BREATH UPDATE–Just a quick update on the 5th Annual Run For Breath. Billy Lane sent us some great door prizes from Choppers Inc. Jose said his awards are done and are waiting for paint.
Have you rented an 18 wheeler to ship the “Best of Show” award? Oh by the way, the layout for the T-shirt was completed this week. It’s lookin’ great!
–Mike Pullin
COPS TRYING TO SHUT CLUB PARTY DOWN– East Hartford Police Department, intent on shutting down any party put on by the Hells Angels MC, took a message to the owner of Michael’s Restaurant Cafe, where the Hartford chapter of the Hells Angels had hoped to have its Spring Breakout Party on Saturday.
First scheduled at the Shamrock Cafe in Suffield, the party moved once Suffield police encouraged the bar’s owner to close for the day instead. Hells Angels then approached Eugene Lavigne, Michael’s owner, and he agreed to host the party.
But Thursday, two East Hartford officers informed Lavigne that he did not have the town’s mandatory $10 amusement permit, which needs 90 days to process. They also told him that he would have to foot the roughly $3,500 bill to pay for the six officers, one supervisor and associated cruisers, as per state statute.
Lavigne remembers the conversation. “They said that they don’t want that kind of element in the town of East Hartford, that’s what they said,” he said.”What choice do I have? I have to comply with them, otherwise they’d put me out of business” he said.
–from Rogue and Bikernews.net
NEW DIGITAL DISCOVERY FIND–There’s a special spot in Bandit’s Cantina, the secret, membership only section of Bikernet. We hunt day and night for odd, rare, unknown and untold stories and post them in the Digital Discovery area. It’s a kick. This week we posted biker fiction from 1930, illustrated with the above fine art.
The Cantina is cheap, less than a couple of bucks a month. That contribution supports all the content on Bikernet. Enjoy.
COP FEELS THE HEAT–Dennis Kalinoski, 60, was accused of possessing firearms while using crack cocaine, selling guns and ammunition to a convicted felon, and transferring such weapons for use in drug trafficking and violent crimes.
“When you see a former law enforcement official betray his past, it’s always disheartening,” U.S. Attorney Patrick J. Fitzgerald said.
If convicted, Kalinoski would face a maximum of 10 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine on each of the three counts in the complaint.
Federal officials said an unnamed member of the Black P Stones street gang identified Kalinoski as a crack user and gun supplier last week. The information prompted an investigation that included an undercover purchase of firearms, surveillance and the seizure of seven guns from an individual seen leaving Kalinoski’s house in suburban North Riverside.
Agents raided Kalinoski’s North Riverside home Saturday night and found 402 guns and tens of thousands of rounds of ammunition, authorities said.
–from Roque and the Outsiders Bikernew.net
BIKERNET THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK–There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra thanAlzheimer’s research. This means that by 2020, there should be a largeelderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutelyno recollection of what to do with them.
THE INCREDIBLE LA CALENDAR MOTORCYCLE SHOW–HOT FOR JULY 19TH-20TH WEEKEND– Now in its 12 year, the Performance Machine sponsored Los Angeles Calendar Motorcycle Show produced by FastDates.com publisher Gianatsis Design Associates has grown to become the biggest and best Custom and HiPerformance Street bike Show in America. Held on the 3rd weekend of July at the Queen Mary Event Park on the edge of the Pacific Ocean in exciting downtown Long Beach, we weren’t content to sit on our hands when we could make the best Bike Show in America even better. Joining our associate sponsors Corona Beer, ReCycler.com / Cycle Buys, Trader Publications / Cycle Trader, Iron Works magazine for Harley enthusiasts and BikerNet.com, and The Shop will be The Los Angeles Times, one of America’s leading and largest newspapers assisting with pre event publicity and post event coverage. The Speed Channel’s premier American motorcycle series American Thunder produced by WATV will also be dedicating an entire program to the Calendar Bike Show as they do every year.
A favorite attraction at past Calendar Bike Shows, our West Coast Horsepower Dyno Shootout returns this year sponsored and produced by Jardine Headers, America’s premier performance exhaust system manufacturer for sportbikes and V-Twin motorcycles. Bike builders and enthusiasts will be able to roll their 2-wheeled rockets up on the Jardine dyno in front of hundreds of spectators and prove just how much horsepower their bikes really produce.
Another new attraction this year will be the Jim’s Machine Burnout Contest produced by one of America’s leading engine component manufacturers in the American V-Twin market. Taking place on the front straight of the SuperMoto track each afternoon during race intermission, this is the chance for performance bike exhibitionists to show how much smoke they can make in destroying a rear tire to the cheers of thousands of admiring fans. The folks at Jim’s Machine promise to award trophies for this eye watering / ear shattering mayhem that are as unique as the Burnout Contest participants themselves.
Additional Spectator and Exhibitor information for the Show can be found online at
A BIKERNET RELIGIOUS MOMENT–“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the woman you were with?”
“Sure I can’t be tellin’ you, Father. I don’t want to ruin herreputation.”
“Well, Tommy, I’m sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as welltellme now. Was it Brenda O’Malley?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Patricia Kelly?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Liz Shannon?”
“I’m sorry, but I’ll not name her.”
“Was it Cathy Morgan?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Fiona McDonald, then?”
“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re a steadfast lad, TommyShaughnessy,and I admire that, but you’ve sinned and you mustatone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now.”
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
“What’d you get?”
“Three month’s vacation and five good leads”, says Tommy.
–Rogue
CHOPPERS INC. ON BIKERNET–That’s right. Jose, the Bikernet Caribbean reporter unveils the inside story behind the Choppers Inc. experience. It’s on the home page now.
THE BIKERNET FARM–On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to playtogether.
One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog andbegan to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chickento go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but tono avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Runningaround, the chicken spied the farmer’s new Harley. Finding the keys inthe ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he stillhad time to save his friend’s life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see thechicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of theloop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end tothe rear bumper of the farmer’s bike, the chicken then drove slowlyforward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, andthe farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies,best pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, andsoon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save hislife! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the largepuddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his “thing” andhe would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, andthe horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story:When you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a Harley to pick up chicks.
–Rogue
BIKERNET SHOVELHEAD–We’re damn excited about the completion of this 4-year project by Strokers Dallas. If I come out of this terrible 10-year writers block ailment. I’ll write a progress report this afternoon. Watch for it.
NEW BOOK FROM WHITEHORSE PRESS–A new edition of one of Whitehorse Press’ perennial bestselling books, HOWTO SET UP YOUR MOTORCYCLE WORKSHOP, has just come off-press and is nowavailable. Packed with easy-to-read practical advice, author Charlie Masidescribes designing, building and equipping the workshop you need and helpsyou make the most of your available space. This is a must-have,money-saving reference you’ll return to time and again.
HOW TO SET UP YOUR MOTORCYCLE WORKSHOP: TIPS AND TRICKS FOR BUILDING ANDEQUIPPING YOUR DREAM WORKSHOP, 2nd Edition by Charles Masi, 175 pages, b/willustrations throughout, item code W-MASI2, $19.95http://www.whitehorsepress.com/email.asp?cn=50245&en=en0305&id=masi2
Eight profiles of real-world workshops, from small garage spaces topurpose-built restoration and race-prep shops, are featured in this editionto provide ideas and inspration for Do-It-Yourselfers. Each profile has ascaled layout of the shop with photos as well as tips from the owner ordesigner. With the workshop design in place, Masi helps identify themust-have and want-to-have tools to appropriately equip the space, and bestof all, how to use them.
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