May 16, 2002 Part 1

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH ? INTERESTING TIMES ROCK BIKER NATION
These are strange times indeed. First the attack on the US, Sept. 11 and forever we think about our lives, our country and our neighbors differently. For the first time in a decade, US clubs begin to battle. More and more reports indicate that the general media coverage is slanted by authorities who would just as soon jail all club members. Finally, the class disputes between the middle-class and the RUB I have always found out of whack.

So how are the teams broken up? Religious terrorists against the Franchise world. Full savings against low checking account balances and club brothers against club brothers. Ten years ago someone with a high degree of intellectual property told me that the next dispute in this country would be a class struggle. Is this it?

I personally find it strange. As Americans we have always celebrated the American way. A man of little means could become the President, if he so desired. A man who has the balls to invent a better mousetrap would be celebrated for his desire and drive.

Perhaps the terrorist attacks relit the warrior flame in clubs, but on the other hand street gangs have been at it ever since bike clubs wised up. Who the fuck knows?

I like the notion of men standing up for ourselves and having our own movement. On Sonny Barger’s site there’s a poll on prostitution. Some 86 percent of the people who filed out the questionnaire called for legalized prostitution.

It’s time men admitted that sex is different to us than it is to many women and for women to think they can control us and force us to be monogamous is against the make-up of man, so legalize prostitution, deal with it and Jerry Springer won’t have a job. We better get to the news before all hell breaks loose:

Can you believe that crap? Here?s a man with no less that three women in the headquarters at all times and he wants a prostitute. Hold up, three of us and only one of him? Shit, he needs to get us one; we?re the ones waiting for a turn! ~ Sin

Tattoos Are Back!–

rick tat
Here?s one from our very own, OldWolv. Thank you for not sending any shots with cracks or dangling parts.

BIKERNET RELIGIOUS MOMENT–Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe intheir car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of thecar and hisses through the windshield.

“Quick, quick!” shouts Sister Catherine. “What shall we do?”

“Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,” saysSister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he hangs onand continues hissing at the nuns. “What shall I do now?” she shouts.

“Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at theVatican,” says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer.Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he still hangs on andcontinues hissing at the nuns.

“Now what?” shouts Sister Catherine?

“Show him your cross,” says Sister Helen.

“Now you’re talking,” says Sister Catherine.

She opens the window and shouts, “Get the fuck off the car!”

–from Nuttboy

BANDIT’S CANTINA UPDATE–The Cantina is coming alive with new episodes of the first Chance book, more Soap Opera segments, another Life And Times and we’re working on something else. I swear to God. It’s on the list.

We’re also in contact with a New York agent on the Chance Hogan series, but you and HORSE readers get to see the Chapters first. Ball also wrote a book initially called “Tides” while on his trip around the world. It’s made up of 32 chapters and 156,000 words and he says it’s his best effort yet. It is based on the Chance Hogan character series.

We are editing five chapters of “Tides” for the agent and will let Cantina members get a sneak preview in the next couple of weeks.

Great Escape Rally 2002 — The Desert Road Riders are gettinggeared up for their 2002 Rally, which they hope this year to be bigger andbetter. One of the many benefit runs they have throughout the year, theGreat Escape Rally being the major fundraiser for their end of year Toy Run.Last year the club was able to give toys and food to some 400+ children andtheir families during the toy run.

NEW MOTORCYCLE INSURANCE CARRIER–This Friday, May 17th, 21st Century Insurance will introduce their motorcycleinsurance by throwing a big bash and MC parade. They are located in theWarner Center in Woodland Hills – 6301 Owensmouth, just east of Topanga. Theevent begins at 11:00 am, and they would like the riders to arrive between11:05 – 11:10.

Joyce Prager, the event coordinator, would like to cue thegroup prior to arrival via her cell phone (I have her number). They arelooking for 21 riders, and if we’re successful, ECF, the Exceptional Childrens’ Foundation, will receive a $2,100donation. The Beach Ride also sponsors the ECF.

Let’s meet at Starbucks at 10:30 a.m. – it’s on the corner ofVentura and Topanga – on the north east corner in a shopping center facingTopanga. Please let me know if you will be able to join us – either by e-mailor here at my office 310 845-8062. My cell number is 310 251-5631 just incase. Thank you all!

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