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ROLLA FATTY APPAREL– ROLLAFATTY apparel just released (ROLLAFATTY.COM, June 2003). Screen printed shirts, embroidered Flexfit hats and knit caps.
–Wil
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BIKERNET READER PRODUCT SUGGESTION–S&S “Intellegent ignition system” with a knock sensor and heat sensorsautomatically adjusts timing for Twin Cam and Evo.
–David Pascaralla
BIKERNET MEDICAL ADVICE–An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling and the 86-year-old says, “I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. “I have an 85 year old friend, much like yourself, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went ‘bang, bang’. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?”
The 86-year-old said, “I’d say somebody else pumped the bullets into that beaver.”
The doctor replied . . “My point exactly.”
–from Rev CarlR
SUPER MAX HAS BEEN IN THE BELT DRIVE BUSINESS FOR 30 YEARS. WE TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN OUR PRODUCTS AND THEIR DURABUILITY– OUR PARTS COST MORE BUT THEY ARE WORTH IT. OUR MOTTO; “BUY YOUR LAST BELT DRIVE FIRST.”
IF YOU WISH TO DISCUSS YOUR INSTALLATION, CALL ME PERSONALLY..PHIL ROSS. OWNER/FOUNDER 661-548-6000 10 TO 5 PACIFIC TIME.
My hotmail mail box is too small. Please change our email address to — Phil Ross, SMP DISCOVERY FINALLY RECOGNIZES HAMSTERS–Finally the long awaited Hamsters show! Turn on your sets and pop the popcorn! The Hamsters/Arlen TV special will air June 1st on Discovery at 8:00 or 9:00 pm, check your local listings. I’m told that if it pulls good ratings they will do another! Happy Viewing! –Patty NEW PRODUCT OF THE WEEK–Make a tool box out of yer fridge.http://www.toocoolkits.com/Front-Page.htm –from RFR BIKERNET RULES OF LIFE–Sometimes we need to remember WHAT the Rules of life really are. 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages of any kind. and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are “I apologize” and “You are right.” 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm. 6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was: “Go! You might meet somebody!” 7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her – believe them. 8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, ‘Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?’ 9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee. 10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you. 12. Work is good, but it’s not that important. 13. And finally; Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. –from Bob T.
BEACH RIDE BIKE–The Beach Ride is Kickin’ for the Exceptional Children’s Foundation again this year for the 11 annual ride and concert at the Queen Mary in Long Beach, California. Bikernet is a sponsor and we are building a Beach Ride Bike to help promote the September 7th, one-day blow-out. Don’t miss it.
Contact me if you want to enter a bike in the show. We plan to feature a major builder and hope to have some fine antique bikes from the Chris Bunch and Dave Hansen collection.This is just an image of the Custom Chrome Goliath bike-inna-box kit we are building with a Bandit touch. The bike will be for sale at the event. Watch it come together right here on Bikernet and in American Rider.
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