Happy Thanksgiving Damnit,
I?ll be brief. Football games are starting, turkey is cooking, whiskey?s waiting and the fun?s beginning. We have lots to be thankful for, so stop and take heed. Take a moment to think and plan for the future. We run too fast at our lives constantly. Take some time with your brothers, friends and co-workers. Then take some time with the opposite sex, take lots of time.
Let?s hit the news:
NEW HOT OIL BAG FROM CRIME SCENE–It?s cast aluminum, holds about 2.5 quarts, but allows you to mount it in any tight spot in any direction you choose. It?s slim sleek and has old school class.
HUGH KING ROCKS AGAIN–Hot New Biker Build-Off is back. 13 episodes are being produced for the Discovery Channel. Hugh King is the man and he?ll produce and direct each episode. ?It?s the Build-Off with a twist,? Hugh said in Vegas last weekend.
2005 AMD PRO SHOW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP/BIG TWIN WEST ANND CUSTOM CHROME DEALER SHOW ALL IN VEGAS– Iron & Lace Calendar cover bike builder Roger Goldammer Repeats Victoryin Las Vegas at 2005 AMD World Championship of Custom Bike Building.
Las Vegas, Nevada, Nov 17-20th 2005 – Roger Goldammer of Goldammer Cycle Works, Canada, returned to the 2005 American Motorcycle Dealer magazine (AMD) Pro Show World Championship of Custom Bike Building held this year at the Mandalay Bay Resort Convention Center in Las Vegas to claim the coveted World Championship Builder title for the 2nd time in the Show’s 2 year history. The entry list for the Championship featured 152 bikes from many of the top builders from around the world, making this the biggest pro caliber custom bike contest ever held.
Judging in the Radical Builders Class was conducted by the builders themselves, with each builder asked to choose their 12 favorite bikes, in order, with points awarded down from 1st choice. Goldammer was awarded the top prize by a judging panel of his peers, rather than a structured set of rules and categories with points for chrome and paint outweighing important concept and creativity.
Goldammer’s winning green single cylinder retro bike was an extension of his retro Goldammer Board Track racer which won last year’s show and is featured on the cover and inside the FastDates.com 2006 Iron & Lace There were many exotic customs at the Show with possibly more exciting chassis designs, but what made this retro 1920’s green bike a winner in the eyes of the other builder’s was Goldammer’s innovative all hand built single cylinder motor based on American V-Twin design components, and forced fed by a beautiful belt driven supercharger. Unfortunately, despite the highest turnout of quality pro built bikes ever, the AMD Pro Show World Championship will not return to America next year.The AMD Pro Show will return to Europe to regroup with their successful European Bike Building Championship. To order by mail specify the calendar name, quantity, your name, address, and phone number. Mail with check, money order, Visa/MasterCard info for $16.95 each, plus $6 S&H per US order. International orders should consult the FastDates.com website for ordering information.Mail to: FastDates.com Calendars, 13275 Paxton Street, Arleta, CA 91331 YOU CAN ONLY SAY THE FOLLOWING ON THANKSGIVING– 1.Talk about a huge breast! –from Joe Lankau
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it’s ready?
BUCK LOVELL?SMOTORCYCLE ART PRINTS ON BIKERNET–From more than 35 years of riding & shooting motorcycles, with a camera of course!
All 13? X 19? prints offered by Buck Lovell are photo-poster art derived from 35 years of his legendary motorcycle photography. The prints are produced on archival (100 plus years) paper, using archival pigment-base colors and professionally mounted on black museum quality board ready for matting and or framing. All prints are signed by the artist unless otherwise ordered. All prints are numbered and limited to an Edition of 1000 for each image.
On the print will be a number such as 1/1000 indicating that this print is number one of 1000 etc. The prints will be supplied sealed in crystal clear, extra durable BOPP film bags for protection.
MSRP $79.00 Plus Ship/Handling $12.00 Prints can be ordered direct from www.Bikernet .com, CHECK THE BIKERNET BLACK MARKET.
BIKERNET?S BONNEVILLE RACE GIRL, VALERIE REPORT–VT Race Girl Bikernet.com Update ? November 16, 2005The Strip Las Vegas Motor Speedway ? Jim?s Las Vegas National presented by Barnett Clutches November 12-13, 2005.
The one word that describes the biggest of them all?AHDRA?s Grand Finale–Las Vegas National?s—the last race of the season? AMAZING! VT ended her race season as the #1 qualifier in the Super Sport class with an index of 10.30. She executed a 10.31 @ 129.64 mph. VT participated in the #1 qualifier ceremony on Sunday with great big smiles and was the ONLY GIRL. In round two, she lost due to bad reaction time. However, she raced in two other classes. Raced her 2000 Custom Fatboy in the ET class and made it to round two. Also participated in the Screamin? Eagle Performance Las Vegas Shoot Out. Mr. Tripp Nobles took VT out in the third round. The fourth Annual Las Vegas High-Stakes Shoot Out had a $15,000 purse. This was the best race weekend to date for VT with many more like it to come!
VT Race Girl is becoming a serious contender. Of course she has great support and the bike ran great?Thanks to the guys at Custom Performance and Bikernet.com.
Track conditions were excellent, along with beautiful weather! We all could have not asked for a more perfect weekend. The AHDRA points are being added up this week?We will know in the next few days how VT placed for her first year of drag racing with the AHDRA.
What is next for VT?On her way to Las Vegas for the V-Twin Expo show, then rest for the holiday and back on the track for more test-n-tune. She is working to be the racer-rider for Hacienda Harley Davidson?s (Scottsdale, AZ) 2006 Destroyer bike. In December, Valerie will attend the Frank Hawley?s Drag Race School. She will ride a Pro Stock bike, which is a 7-second bike at 170mph. At the Vegas race she had a chance to meet George Bryce?looking forward to his world class training program.
A special note from Valerie:On Monday, November 14, the 2005 AHDRA Awards Banquet was held honoring our 2005 Champions. Good food, short & long speeches and many picture opportunities. Congratulations to my friend Jamie McNaughton, 2005 #1 V-Rod National Champion! Jamie has been a great mentor and supporter throughout the year; I could not have done it without him!!! Not only a great racer, an all-round good guy?–Valerie
MAUI BIKERS TAKE FATALITIES HARD– With five motorcycle deaths so far this year, more calls are heard for road safety courses.WAILUKU, Brian Vierra recalled the last thing he advised fellow motorcyclist Robert Schuitemaker: “Keep the rubber side down.”
“You know me,” Schuitemaker told him.
“That’s why I’m telling you to keep the rubber side down,” said Vierra.
Vierra learned the next morning that Schuitemaker, 39, a friend for 15 years, had died in a motorcycle accident.
“I couldn’t say anything. I just hung up the phone and cried.”
On the Valley Isle, the friends and families of several motorcyclists have been mourning recently, as the number of motorcycle-related fatalities has jumped.
Four out of the last five traffic fatalities on Maui have been motorcyclists, bringing the total to five for the year, compared with one last year and one in 2003.
“Three of five operators were inexperienced drivers, and that may have been a contributing factor in the crash,” said police Lt. Jeffrey Tanoue, head of the traffic section.
Tanoue said police were still investigating the fatal accidents, but in at least two alcohol is suspected as a factor.
Police traffic investigator Duke Pua said Schuitemaker might have survived if he had been wearing a helmet.
The number of motorcycle drivers is increasing in Maui County as well. There were 2,854 motorcycles registered in Maui County in June, compared with 2,568 in 2004, and 2,386 in 2003.
Tanoue said he suspects with the increase in fuel costs, more people are purchasing motorcycles.
New riders mean more inexperienced riders on the road, Tanoue said.
Ken Moskow, a motorcyclist and former Maui police officer, said drivers of motorcycles should be required to take a safety course.
Moskow, who teaches a motorcycle driving safety course at Maui Community College, said he feels it is more important for motorcyclists to take a class in driving safety because of their vulnerability, compared with car drivers.
Moskow said his course, which costs $175, includes instruction in how motorcyclists can sometimes avoid putting themselves in potentially dangerous situations.
Tim Isbell, owner of Lahaina-based Hawaiian Motorcycle Manufacturing, agrees education is the key and that new drivers as well as those starting to be motorcyclists again after a long lull should receive some course training.
–By Gary T. Kubota, STAR BULLETIN
BIKERNET HOUSEHOLD ADVICE–Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home. You want it, you take it.”For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: “Fridge for sale $50.” The next day someone stole it.
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was North because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the North?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.”
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.” He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?” Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.”
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car wasmoving….”
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It’s designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount…
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, “Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she turned her head?” I explained that a person’s nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned…
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me, “has your plane arrived yet?”
–from Art Friedman
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