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DEDICATED TO HANK OR ANY WAR VET–
Prison Or Nam
(One Mans Choice)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Before The War
I Was Labelled A Disgrace
During The War A Number
Easily Replaced
After The War
I Came Home
To A Nation
Full Of Hate
Both Were Prisons
Neither Were Free
Bodies Pile Up
All Around Me
Label Me
What You Will
Yard Bird
Straight From
The Cell
Nam Vet
Straight From Hell
Pick Your Poison
A 9 By 9 Cell
Or A Jungle
Where What You See
You Can Never Tell
The Screams Still Echo
The Gun Fire Never Stops
Charlies On Both Sides
Of This Invisible Fence
Will It Ever Stop?
I Killed To Survive
Not To Stay Alive
I Died So Many Years Ago
When Uncle Sam
Dropped Me In
A Foreign Land
I’ll Never Forget
Vietnam
Written For A Nam Vet Who Couldn’t Find The Words. By Panhead Josh OfOutlaws World
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING–
He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide…he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms……….
And then he stuffed the turkey.
BOB T’S THANKSGIVING–I still can`t belive I got my old bike back..its trippin me out..I had to take the rest of the week off …Can’t stay off her.I am having more fun than with the other bikes. But it’s not for ridesacross country like the old days. She beats the hell out of this old back of mine.
I am definitly getting a kidney belt. My sides are killin me. Yea I knowits age, so what. These young kids today can suck eggs..Have a great THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND YOURS
BOB T
See his feature on the homepage. Don’t miss it.–Bandit
Old shot from Bob T.
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
1. Indubitably
2. Innovative
3. Preliminary
4. Proliferation
5. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Loquacious Transubstantiate <---- Hell!!! I can't even say thatSOBER!!!
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex
2. Nope, no more booze for me
3. Sorry but you’re not really my type
4. Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight
5. Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing
6. Sorry I’m being such a jackass
–Rogue
STEALTH INVESTIGATION–I was thinking today of something to send in for the news Thursday and I thought I would send you some thoughts of mine today, since there isn’t much going on here this week. So here goes!
Harley used to close their ads with a saying that said “More Than A Machine.” Back in 1991 I stumbled into my local H-D dealer and there it was, a 1991 Porsche red springer Softail. At the time I had an 88 Heritage Softail. I always have loved springer front ends, this particular one had a full rear fender. As soon as I saw it, I knew I had to have it. Visions of apes to the sky danced in my head. The deal was done. At first I felt guilty for letting my Heritage go, but I was in love with that springer as soon as I laid eyes on it.
On down the road the bike took on an identity all it’s own. A flame paint job, apes, a one-off rear fender (two fat boy rear fenders turned into one), an all metal tail dragger. Oh yeah, the bike has close to 100 skulls in various places and that is how it got the name “SKELETOR”, based on the character from the old “He Man” cartoon series. Old Skeletor has even been accused of eating someone’s sandwich before? It’s won a handful of shows and in December of 1997, at the Easyrider bike show, it took a 3rd place in the “In The Wind” class. In 1999 I rode back home to Virginia to enter it in a bike show the dealer puts on where I bought the bike, there were 204 bikes on hand that day, some real nice iron. I was shocked when Skeletor won best of show!
Since then Skeletor and I have both gotten older and we really don’t do shows anymore, although when she pulls up in a parking lot she still grabs a lot of attention. The bike and I have been through good times, bad times, and all the in-between times for almost thirteen years. People ask me “When are you going to sell it?” Most of the time I just smile and say probably never and they look back real puzzled and say “Why not?” I tell them it is not about selling a bike, it is about the memories in the bike. Part of my heart and soul are located in Skeletor, and most of all, the reason why I will never sell it is that it’s “More Than A Machine!”
–Mike(THE STEALTH)Pullin
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