September 14, 2006 Part 3
By Bandit | | General Posts
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TEXAS NATIONAL BIKE SHOW UPDATE– Welcome back O very fast Golden God of Motorcycles!!!! Hope you finally got all the salt off.
Well as promised the incomparable BIKERNET (our favorite sponsor) has graciously allowed us to start teasing all of you with some photos of the bikes from our Builder Showdown, this week we are featuring Kingpin Cycles from beautiful Corpus Christi Texas. You know I don’t know how the finished product is going to turn out…. but if I could vote I would vote for it based on the name alone… Rooster Booster. I don’t know what it means but I can use my imagination. Remember the Builder Showdown is by popular vote so come out to the show and vote for your favorite builder.
There is so much going on for the show right now I don’t know where to start. We have signed on with Premiere Promotions who will be bringing over 25 beautiful ladies to the show for our bikini model search and a bikini fashion show on Friday, the ladies will also be signingtheir swimsuit calendars so you can get up close and sort of personal with the girls!
I am also excited to tell everyone that I have a new partner in crime Ms. Vickie, she has graciously signed on to help me in my endeavors to bring ya’ll the best custom bike show in the world!
A couple of house keeping notes… anyone wishing to pre-purchase tickets to the show will get them at the discounted rate of $8.00 dollars. Please contact me holly@texasnationalbikeshow.com and I will get you the hook up. Remember that your admission fee gets you in all weekend long for all of the activities going on. Bikini fashion show, builder showdown, custom bike show, bikini model search, free stuff…..ect. ect. ect. Registration is still going on for both vendors and custom bike show participants so sign up now.
Texas National Bike Show: November 3rd and 4th at the beautiful Galveston Island Convention Center
See you at the show,
–Mrs. Devil (Holly)
BIKERNET MURDER INVESTIGATION–A man was found dead in his home over the weekend.
Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.
The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer
–from Rev CarlR
TEXAS GUITAR–I figure you have a ton of land speed stuff Congratulations! and Sturgis stuff still but what the heck. Here are a couple images of the guitar painted by Southern Metal Choppers for the Austin Guitar Town project with Gibson and the break down of the Blackbird rear hub. You may know more about it, I do not have a lot of time with Triumphs, but that rear hub is cool. Still waiting for his background info.
–RFR
Very cool. That Triumph hub is rare. I had one once, and I believe Rich Whitehead from Custom Cycle Engineering is putting the final touches to a new model of that classic design.–Bandit
JOURNALIST FOLLOWS THE 120-INCH ACCURATE PAN AND VALERIE THOMPSON–First I have to say how great it was to meet everyone. Thanks for everything. I have the “intro” done with notes for the rest of my story. Hope you can send “tech info” when your not to buried with work or other projects. May need help with a question or two along the way. Tell everyone “Hello” for me please!
–Mark Shubin
shubinphoto@comcast.net
HERO EFFORTS FOR THE TROOPS–We met about a year ago, I had dinner at your place a few days before you left for the La Carrera race. Donnie Weaver brought me by. I hope everything is well with you and your family.
I live about 10 miles from the Johnson Space Center outside of Houston. There is a lot of Patriotic stuff going on all the time, so I got together with a group of people and helped to form a 501 (c)(3) fundraising organization called HelpingAHero.org. We raise funds for injured War on Terror Veterans.
We are having three events at the end of this month, one of them being a motorcycle ride through Houston (on Sunday, October 1st), ending at a really cool club right on the bay in Seabrook. The link to our site is http://www.helpingahero.org/ .
We would appreciate it if you could post an announcement on your website so the riders in the Houston area can find out about it.
–Chris Plante
“Helping A Hero” info@HelpingAHero.org
WILD WEST FRAME DEAL OF THE WEEK–Call Toll Free – 888-684-0782,Four styles of frames with awesome pricing.250 Rigid Frame any rake, any stretch and any rise $800.00.
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Sweeten the deal – 25% off on matching oil tank for any frame.
– 25% off on pre-fit rear fender for any size tire.
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AVON TYRES DUDE PROJECT BIKE–Here’s some shots of the bike. Not too much to look at the moment but you get the idea.Now all I need is more time to work on it.
In the photo –
Santee rigid wishbone frame 0 stretch and stock rake
RevTech 100″ 4X4 motor
RevTech 5spd close ratio Softail style transmission
LePera seat
3.5 gallon “peanut” gas tank
–John Leach – Sales / Racing Support
Avon Tyres North America
TAKE OUT A MOMENT FOR THE SERVICEMEN OVERSEAS–If you don’t think our military pilots earn their pay .. you need to take a look at this picture … and then look again and realize what you’re seeing .
This photo was taken by a soldier in Afghanistan of a helo rescue mission. The pilot is a PA Guard guy who flies EMS choppers in civilian life. Now how many people on the planet you reckon could set the rear end of a chopper down on the roof top of a shack on a steep mountain cliff and hold it there while soldiers load wounded men in the rear??? If this does not impress you … nothing ever will.
Gives me the chills and a serious case of the vertigo … I can’t even imagine having the nerve … much less the talent and ability …
God Bless our military!!!!!
NATIONAL RECORD FOR THE CHOP N GRIND TEAM–Were Back…with a national record in Modified Push Rod Gas 1650 cc. It’s true. Next door to our tent was the Chop N Grind, sand snortin’ bastards, with all the tools and parts. They helped me throughout the week and even saved a streamliner effort with a spare Evo ignition system.
I’m a newbie to Bubs Bonneville and their team captain, Larry, is an experienced racer. We kicked off the runs with our Accurate 120-inch Pan, 140 mph run, they came back with a 143 mph pass. Another day passed and we hit 145 mph. That’s when Larry’s expertise took over. He hit 147 and 152 for a new record in his open class.
–Bob
NEW CHOCTAW CHOPPER FROM AMERICAN MOTORCYCLE 1902–Check it out … American Motorcycle 1902 has made a significant change in its model lineup by taking its already successful 240 “Choctaw” Chopper and has now converted this model to the “New” 260 “Choctaw” Chopper w/ right side final drive. The attached press release shall give you all the details….This motorcycle is amazing…awesome balance…great handling… And custom in every detail.
American Motorcycle Co. 1902 is proud to introduce for the 2006-2007 the replacement of our very successful 240 “Choctaw**” Chopper ? the all new right side drive 260 “Choctaw” Chopper.
Now built as a right side final chain drive w/ hydraulic clutch and six speed transmission paired with S&S’s proven 96 cu in / 104 hp engine this motorcycle is perhaps the best handling chopper on the planet. This motorcycle defines the meaning of handling. Balanced and an absolute joy to drive. You will not find a better handling chopper in the market…you will be amazed at the balance of this motorcycle.
Created to stand apart from the crowd this bike is also built with the best billet parts of the highest quality, awesome custom paint, great performance, killer good looks, numerous options to choose from, and best of all it ride’s like a dream. We can add custom features to the base model to make this bike exclusive to you as well, just ask for detail’s.__
The AMC Choppers are available in many creative color schemes, we will work with your idea’s or we will create a look just for you. All bikes are DOT and EPA compliant meeting all federal regulations for registration and title.__AMC2 motorcycles are manufactured under license by Carefree Custom Cycles in the name of American Motorcycle Co. 1902, and will be delivered with an appropriately designated MSO. Suggested Retail Price of base model: (not as shown) $33,995 (plus all appropriate taxes, licenses, etc.) __
Be the first to own one of these very unique custom motorcycles… Branscombe Richmond, the star of the Renegade TV series, owns one…how about you?__
To learn more about the AMC motorcycles, how to purchase, where to see it, options available, etc. please call 714-389-4792″, or email us at: inqiuirychoppers@amc1902.com__
BILANSKY RIDES BUELL TO ASRA THUNDERBIKE WIN AT AUTOBAHN–JOLIET, Ill. (Sept. 10, 2006) – Hal’s H-D/Buell-Hal’s Speed Shop rider Dan Bilansky rode a Buell XB12R Firebolt to win the American Sportbike Racing Association (ASRA) Thunderbike National at the Autobahn Festival of Speed, held at the Autobahn Country Club South road course. The win was the second ASRA Thunderbike victory of the season for the rider from Waukesha, Wis.
Buell riders filled the Thunderbike podium, as Veatch Motorsports rider Dave Estok finished second and H-D/Buell of Frederick rider Bryan Bemisderfer was third. Eleven of the 15 ASRA Thunderbike entries were Buell motorcycles.
Estok, the defending National Thunderbike champion, topped qualifying for the event on Saturday with a lap of 1:30.826 seconds on the two-mile course. The start of the race saw the Buell Firebolt of Sound Waves/Hal’s Speed Shop rider Joe Rozynski take the early lead, ahead of a pack that included Bemisderfer, Bilansky, Estok and Suzuki-mounted Ed Key. Bilansky worked his way to the front and took the lead on lap four of the 14-lap race, and opened a comfortable gap on Estok, Bemisderfer and Key.
“The Hal’s team had a flawless weekend,” said Bilansky. “We didn’t have a single mechanical problem, the Buell V-twin engine was strong, and I think we broke the track record for Thunderbike during the race. We were really happy with the performance of our Pirelli tires. They were as good at the end of the race as they were on the first lap.”
Key finished the race in fourth position, followed by Buell riders Paul James (Hal’s Speed Shop/Spyder Leatherworks), Sam Rozynski (Sound Waves/Hal’s Speed Shop), and David Myers (Delta Distributing). Ron Kopec was eighth on a Honda, followed by the Buells of Greg Avello (Hal’s Speed Shop/Badger Motorsports) and Darren Conrad (Conrad’s H-D/Buell).
Buell racers also took three wins and 10 podium finishes during the Championship Cup Series support races at Autobahn. Estok won CCS Expert Thunderbike, Bilansky won CCS Expert SuperTwins, and James was the winner in CCS Expert Lightweight SuperSport.
By finishing ahead of Bemisderfer, Estok retains his Thunderbike season points lead. After seven of eight races, Estok has 191 points, Bemisderfer is second with 180 points, and Bilansky moves up to third with 164 points. Sam Rozynski is fourth with 142 points, while BMW rider Nate Kern, who did not race at Autobahn, falls back to fifth with 134 points. The next and final race on the 2006 ASRA Thunderbike National schedule is during the 23rd Annual Race of Champions, October 20-22, at Daytona International Speedway, Daytona Beach, Fla.
To learn more about Buell motorcycles, visit your local Buell dealer today and experience the pure streetfighter attitude, style and performance only found on board a Buell. For the Buell dealer nearest you, pull into . www.buell.com
AWESOME FLOORS FOR THE COOLEST MACHINES–Okay, so you’ve put together the hottest scooter in town and now you want the coolest garage to show it off in. No problem. SnapLock is now offering a rugged, easy to install modular floor system in a variety of blistering custom colors. Their state-of-the-art RACEDECK floor system installs without the tools, hassles and harsh odors common to messy paint type finishes. Additionally, RACEDECK modules can be ordered in eye catching and functional surface styles including: Diamond Plate, High Gloss Tough Shield, Traditional Coin Top, Roll Out FastDeck and Open Air Free Flow.
With all the colors, shapes and both 12″ and 18″ modules to choose from, custom design possibilities are unlimited and can be easily laid out to compliment your machine and garage’s personality. Impervious to chemicals, oil, grease and petroleum products, RACEDECK offers much more than crowd stopping appearance. Providing a cushion between you and the floor, there’s no more rolling around on cold asphalt and many users claim they experience less fatigue.
Providing Show Quality looks, simple quick installation and rugged durability, RACEDECK is the number one choice for Show, Home, Track and outdoor events. Visit their informative Web Site at www.racedeck.com and be sure to check out the interactive floor design option. For additional details call direct to 800-457-0174.
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September 14, 2006 Part 2
By Bandit | | General Posts
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MEMORIAL RUN September 30TH–Don’t miss it. Check with Hogwild14u@aol.com, or bluestrk@hotmail.com for more information.
INDIAN MOTORCYCLE ANNOUNCES $30 MILLION CAPITAL INCREASE– Kings Mountain, NC (September 13, 2006) – Indian? Motorcycle is pleased to announce that it has successfully executed a capital increase of $30 million in order to fund its re-launch of the company and implement its business plan developed over the last 2 years.
This follows the recent announcement that Indian? will close on the purchase of a factory near Charlotte, North Carolina, where its world headquarters is now located. The site, located in Cleveland County, 35 miles west of downtown Charlotte, includes 11 acres of property and a 40,000 square foot manufacturing facility which is expandable to 125,000 square feet. This same announcement also described the hiring of industry veteran, Geoff Burgess, to the position of Vice President of Product Development and Engineering.
“This capital increase is a clear demonstration of our significant commitment to the successful future of Indian Motorcycle. It ensures that the Company has the proper financial foundation” said Indian Chairman, Stephen Julius. “However, the success of Indian Motorcycle will not be based on capital alone. Recruiting a world-class management team and following the appropriate business strategy are paramount”, added Mr. Julius.
In this context, the company also announced that it is formally seeking to hire a seasoned motorcycle executive as General Manager for the company. This executive will assume the role of David Wright, formerly President of the Company, who resigned on August 25, 2006. Steve Heese has taken over as President while Stephen Julius remains executive Chairman of the company. Mr. Heese is a long time investor and partner with Stellican Limited, and currently serves as President of another Stellican Investment, Chris-Craft Corporation.
“We wish David every success in his new venture and thank him for his contribution to the company” commented Mr. Julius who stressed that there would be absolutely no change to the direction and plans for the company following Mr. Wright’s departure.
Mr. Julius has a successful track record of re-launching iconic brands through his London firm, Stellican Limited, including Chris-Craft boats of which Mr. Julius is also Chairman.
SEPTEMBER 16-17th – CMDRA SEASON FINALE – WHO TO WATCH!–We all anticipate the 6th and final race of the 2006 Power Twins/PartsCanada Canadian Motorcycle Drag Racing Association drag bike series atMission Raceway on September 16-17th. The rain has threatened a few times,but never stopped us from completing all five scheduled races to date. Theheat was more of an issue with 30 degree temperatures at a number of theevents this year. Eight of the twelve classes have racers in the top threespots separated by less than two rounds of racing. The trophy supplier willhave to wait until Sunday night before they can start the engraving for theMonday night year-end awards banquet.
Screamin’ Eagle Top Fuel Series
Ron Houniet has a good lead in top fuel with 112 points on Mike Scott.Likely Houniet?s 11th straight TF Championship. Scott, in only his 2nd yearon a TF Harley is 62 points (3+ rounds) ahead of Ken Kent who is alwayspresent in the top three at year end.
Ainsworth Lumber / Core Pipelines Pro Modified Series
Gord Smith will want to regain his #1 plate back from Len Darnell. Smith is41 points ahead after 5 events. But I don?t expect Darnell will give up tooeasily in what could be his last year running Pro Mod. Clint Rabb?s Turboand Nitrous fed Kawasaki has been very quick this year. 40 points behindDarnell gives him a good shot at 2nd overall.
Screamin’ Eagle Pro Fuel Series
Despite a heart stopping crash in Ft. St. John (our hearts, not his), ToniFroehling holds a 21 point lead over Andy Beauchemin. Beauchemin has beenfocusing on his Top Fuel program, which may give Froehling the chance heneeds to hold on to #1. John Breckenridge is in 3rd, 113 points behindBeauchemin.
Screamin’ Eagle Pro Dragster Series
Woody Smith, who didn?t receive his fuel license until the 2nd race of theseason, is in 1st with a 33 point lead over Neighbor Dave Stickle. Smith hasqualified #1 twice since earning his license and will be hard to catch if hecontinues in Mission. Doug Casson will be chasing Stickle from the 3rd placestanding trying to make up a 43 point deficit.
Screamin’ Eagle V-Rod Destroyer Series (East & West)
The battle to win the #1 plate in the first season of Harley Davidson’s verypopular “out of the box” V-Rod Destroyer class continues to heat up. In theWestern series, Dave Toth is just one round, 20 points ahead of Nick Allen.Both have swapped ET and MPH records back and forth this year looking forevery possible advantage. With 20 points for a new record, expect both to bepulling out all the stops for the last race. Terry Brown is in the hunt too,back just 46 points in 3rd. Terry has run over 143MPH this year and iscapable of setting a few records also.
The Eastern Destroyer series has been just as close, and will be decided inMission after their last event in Quebec was rained out. The separationbetween 1-2-3 is almost identical to the western series. Mike Duncan in 1stjust 19 points ahead Rene Giroux. Martin Dube is 43 points back in 3rdplace.
After both series champions are crowned, they will square off in an East vsWest final to determine the overall Canadian Champion.
Pro Street Series
Ethan Barkley is holding on to a 1st place standing despite developing awhole new program this year, switching from a proven nitrous setup to aleading edge Turbo’ed GSXR 1000. Barkley sold his nitrous set up to KenFroese who has used it to chase him all year. But with a 43 point lead, andgetting faster at every event, it’s not likely Froese will catch him. GlenFraser, 87 points back in 3rd, and Tom Tourand who have both recently beenrunning in the 8’s could have an effect on the final outcome.
There’s more series, so check it out through:
Canadian Motorcycle Drag Racing Association
Phone: (604) 580-9008 or 1-877-580-9008
Email: info@cmdra.com
Website: www.cmdra.com
WWC CHOPPER SEATS– Tired of run-of-the-mill custom seats? Check out West Coast Choppers’ slick web site and you’re up for anything but ordinary. Shown here is just a sample of the unique designs and exceptional quality you can expect in any of the companies beautifully hand crafted seats. No mass production here, WWC seats are made to order from the finest hides in black, tan and natural.
You can even order the raw seat pans ready for your finishing touch or fully show chrome plated. Three seat logo impressions are currently offered including the PAY UP SUCKER, WEST COAST CHOPPERS (WWC) and CHOPPERS FOR LIFE (CFL). A sanitary PLAIN pattern and other styles are in the works and will be available soon.
All WWC seats carry the company ID tag and are individually hand made in Long Beach California. For a close look at these unmistakably WWC seats and their massive lineup of true CHOPPER STUFF be sure to visit them on the Web at http://www.westcoastchoppers.com
2007 SOFTAIL SWEEPERS–Dare to be different! No doubt about it, these new SOFTAIL SWEEPERS designed specifically for 2007 Softail models are anything but ordinary. Not only are they unique in style but when dyno tested on a variety of engine configurations, they have consistently produced gains in both horsepower and torque. Fit with provisions for oxygen sensors, the new SOFTAIL SWEEPERS feature Bassani’s tri-step, 1 3/4″-1 7/8″-2 1?4″ construction, removable baffles and flawless chrome plating. Designed specifically for all H-D Softail models, these radical pipes come with all necessary mounting hardware, new gaskets and install using your stock exhaust flanges. If you’re looking for a set of pipes that were developed to provide a distinctive appearance, unmistakable exhaust note and increased performance, look no further. Bassani SOFTAIL SWEEPERS retail for $629.00 and are available exclusively from North County Customs. Call 866-439-4287 or check out the complete line Bassani Exhaust at www.bassanipipes.com
SMOKE-OUT WEST UPDATE–I wanted to give you all a quick peek at some of action waiting for us in October!
Here’s a picture of the lovelies from one of the two teams of roller derby girls that will perform for our pleasure while at THBSC Smoke Out West. I spoke with media director Andrea Beasley-Brown and she said there will be two teams, Lady Lux and Live Fast Roller Girls, who will chalk out a rink on the concrete and roll for an hour demonstration on Saturday. Lady Lux will be hot off a show from the Vegas Strip.
These ladies are members of alternative travel teams that are part of the women’s Roller Derby circuits. Andrea, a native of New Zealand, was excited to be coming to Arizona and meeting up with the chopper nation. She says the girls will have pillow fights, and audience participation with a game called “Spank Alley.” The ladies will have a booth set up both Friday and Saturday where they will pose for pictures, sign autographs at NO charge, and sell Roller Derby merchandise for their teams.So get ready! Here’s just one of the previews for Cottonwood. That’s right; we know it as the location for the premiere of The Horse Backstreet Choppers Smoke Out West!
THE HORSE Backstreet Choppers Smoke Out is the world’s largest and the best of Chopper ol’ skool festivals and it will be held for the first time on October 6 and 7, 2006 on the Verde Valley Fairground in Cottonwood, Arizona (20 minutes South of Sedona, about an hour north of Phoenix).
For more information or a vendor packet, check THE HORSE Backstreet Choppers website www.thehorsemag.com or call us at (800) 531-9733.
INSURANCE RIDER–Holden, MA. Sept. 12, 2006 – Susan Rezuke of Holden, MA can dead lift 300 pounds,has won her company’s prestigious “Top Gun” sales award, and visits her health insuranceclients on a 2002 Harley-Davidson 883 Sportster motorcycle.
Born in Hawaii just in time to see that territory become the nation’s 50th state, she’s also awife, mother and a grandmother to four grand children.
“People’s eyes sometimes pop when I ride up on my Harley,” says Sue who is the LOH(Ladies of Harley) officer in Harley-Davidson’s Leominster, MA HOG Chapter #1870. “Several ofmy clients are in the auto and motorcycle repair business, so they understand.”Riding with her husband Peter since 2002, Sue is a licensed independent agent for Mid-West National Life Insurance Company of Tennessee and the Alliance For Affordable Services.
Her background as an ACE (American Council on Exercise) certified trainer, and innutrition product sales, skiing and competitive body building (she’s won international, nationaland local titles) all pointed Sue to a career in health insurance sales.
“Sue has a great, positive work ethic and would be successful at anything she pursues,”says Doug Carlson, Sue’s boss. “She’s a woman on a mission to help consumers understandtheir health insurance options then make informed choices on those options.”
“I seek out people all over Massachusetts who think they can’t afford quality healthinsurance coverage, then I introduce them to Mid-West National Life,” says Sue. “They’re usuallypleasantly surprised at the protection, value and cost.”
A 1973 graduate of Minnechaug (MA) Regional High School, Sue’s love of motorcyclingbegan when she was 48 years old. She’s ridden to Caribou, Maine and back (11 hours eachway). Her longest business trip was from Central Mass. to Sheffield in the Berkshires. Her dreamis to ride to the West Coast.
“I’ think I’d ride almost anywhere, if the weather’s right.” says Sue.” I guess the best wayto describe me is a bodybuilding, motorcycling, grandma insurance agent.”
Contacts:
Sue Rezuke.
Office (508) 284-2405.
Cell (508) 210-0048
BREAST CANCER CHARITY POKER RUN, SEPTEMBER 30TH–The Inaugural Twisted Pistons Breast Cancer charity poker run to benefit the 1 in 8 Motorcycle Series Against Breast Cancer, kicks off September 30, 2006 at 11:00 am. Riders will sign-up from 11:00 to 12:00, with the first bikes out at 12:00 noon.
Co-sponsoring this event are the Twisted Spoke Restaurants and Zanik Design – Kustom Motorcycle Konsulting. The 1 in 8 foundation supports early detection and care for both women and men suffering from Breast Cancer according to their website; 1in8.org. The charity takes its name from the fact that 1 in every 8 women will be diagnosed with Breast Cancer in this country.
Ken Vrana is the creator of the 1 in 8 Motorcycle Series Against Breast Cancer. For the last 3 years he worked for a foundation created upon the death of Linda Eastman McCartney, Sir Paul’s wife, who passed away from breast cancer and as part of that experience, he created the 1 in 8 Motorcycle Series. “It started off as something pretty small and a lot of fun. Each day is more exciting than the last and I’m not gonna quit till the words breast cancer are like the words Stone Age. You knowSit once existed, but it doesn’t any more!”
This Chicago event will be held at the original Twisted Spoke restaurant at 501 N. Ogden in Chicago. Co-sponsor, Zanik Design, Inc. – Kustom Motorcycle Konsulting, a client-oriented design firm helping riders create plans to customize their motorcycles, is taking the lead on promotions and “designing” the poker run and party. And boy, do these guys know how to PARTY! Twisted Spoke was named one of the top 10 Biker Bars in America in the past year, according to AOL editors.
Twisted Spoke – Mitch Einhorntwistedspoke.com 312.666.1500
Zanik Design, Inc. Kustom Motorcycle Konsulting – Tim Turbettzanikdesign.com847.685.0951
The 1 in 8 Motorcycle Series: 1in8.org
CONNECTING ROD KNIVES FROM ALACHUA COUNTY CHOPPERS– Vince is a unique guy with lots of creative juice and lots of time on his hands to do fun stuff. One of his talents is hand forged knives… Sooooo, I asked him if he could try his hand at a couple of “Rod Knives”.
The short knife is made from a shovelhead rod. The long one is a Knuck rod that he put my name on.
Toby was here this weekend and brought his pan/shovel in to work on it. I will send some progress pics if you are interested. He says HEY! He brought in some old Easyriders articles and pictures of you guys, It was fun to remember those times. I was here on the east coast and you guys were west coast. Toby would show up every now and again to check on his Mother here in FLA.
Also this months “American Iron Tuner” has my knuckle on the cover and a 6 page spread on it, check it out if you get a chance…
–C-YA! Nelson
nelson@alachuacountychoppers.com
We are always interested in project bike updates. How the hell will we learn how to build our own? Give Toby our best.–Bandit
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September 14, 2006 Part 1
By Bandit | | General Posts
Hey,
We survived the salt and may have a record to prove it. But we can spout that we had the fastest Panhead on the salt with a top speed of 145 mph. I usually ramble on about learning something everyday, but at Bonneville I learned something every minute. I’m going to set up the CCI V-Bike for the street and ride the hell out of it. Then, with Berry Wardlaw of Accurate Engineering, Wil Phillips of True-Track, plus a host of others, we’re going to build the Worlds Fastest Panhead and get Valerie in the 200 mph club.
We may have the record for the A/PF 2000 class at 141.466 mph. We are waiting for AMA confirmation. I’ll pour out a full BUBS Bonneville report over the next week. Let’s hit the news, so I can finish my Sturgis report. Gotta get caught up:
DEAL OF THE WEEK–Here’s the bike deal of the week. Check SsinisterChoppers.com for info on this build and others in Phoenix. If you want to see more, check the latest addition to the Girls of Bikernet in Bandit’s Cantina. The bastard made me mention that.
CANADIAN WINNERS COMING TO BIKERNET–TBear covered the AMD show in Canada and we have the winners and the winners’ list. Hang on, it will hit Bikernet later today or tomorrow. See a feature on the champ’s Green Chopper in our Bike Features right now. And Chica’s latest chopper is coming soon.
HARLEY-DAVIDSON TOMAHAWK 2006 OPEN HOUSE EVENTS ANNOUNCED– MILWAUKEE (Sept. 13, 2006) – The Harley-Davidson Motor Company will host the 2006 Tomahawk Open House and Fall Ride activities on September 14 – 17, 2006 at its Tomahawk Operations in Tomahawk, Wis.
Tours of both Tomahawk Harley-Davidson facilities will be offered from 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. Sept. 15 – 16. There will also be a new motorcycle display and Bubba Blackwell will perform free motorcycle stunt shows at the Kaphaem plant at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. on those days. Harley-Davidson merchandise will be sold at both plants. Proceeds of those sales support the Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA), which is a significant component on the Tomahawk events.
2007 Harley-Davidson motorcycle demo rides will be available 9 a.m. – 3 p.m. at Sara Park on Sept. 14 – 16, and 9 a.m. to noon on Sept. 17, to those with a valid motorcycle license and appropriate riding gear. The event is also a Harley Owners Group (H.O.G.) pin stop and includes food vendors and commemorative merchandise sales. Other events at Sara Park include the Harley-Davidson Traveling Museum, MDA fundraisers, live entertainment and music, Wisconsin State Patrol motorcycle demonstrations, children’s attractions and fashion shows.
The Thunder Parade on Friday will begin with the dedication of the new Tomahawk School Complex gymnasium floor donated by the Harley-Davidson Foundation. Line-up for the Parade will begin at 5:30 p.m. at the Tomahawk High School parking lot. The parade travels 18 miles of beautiful Northwoods scenery before ending in downtown Tomahawk.
“The Open House and Fall Ride is an excellent opportunity for our customers and riders to come and see our facilities and enjoy our area,” said Mike Heerhold, General Manager of Harley-Davidson Tomahawk Operations. “We welcome everyone as Harley enthusiasts come to meet friends, enjoy the ride and the fall colors in Wisconsin, and support MDA.”
Tomahawk’s Downtown Street Dances offer enthusiasts the chance to look at the motorcycles, as well as enjoy food, vendor displays, and live bands under the stars.
GIRLS OF BIKERNET ENJOY STURGIS–Our friends at Hardbikes hosted the Girls of Bikernet (GOB) at Sturgis. Did they have a swinging time? You Betcha! We have pictures from Sturgis at the Hardbikes compound with plenty of the GOB strutting their stuff and generally adding life to some very cool Choppers. Want to see more? Click here to see the Girls of Bikernet.
DEAR ABBY–
I’ve never written to you before, but I really need youradvice on what could be a crucial decision.
I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has beencheating on me. The usual signs… Phone rings but if Ianswer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out withthe girls a lot recently although when I ask their names shealways says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t knowthem.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home,but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear acar setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car roundthe corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I once pickedher cell phone up just to see what time it was and she wentberserk and screamed that I should never touch her phoneagain and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. Ithink deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, butlast night she went out again and I decided to really checkon her. I decided I was going to park my Harley- DavidsonHeritage next to the garage and then hide behind it so Icould get a good view of the whole street when she comeshome.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that Inoticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to beleaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself orshould I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
–Andy
–from Bubblhead
KLOCK WERKS BUILDS FASTEST DRESSER ON THE SALT–You may have heard by now that our trip to Bonneville was a great success for Klock Werks Design Team. We couldn’t be any more proud of how the team worked together, how the bike ran, and that we were able to take a record, safely and without anything major going wrong. Our personal best ended up being 147.359 on that bagger. WOW, what an experience, and WOW, what an accomplishment! We’ll be going back next year. Salt addiction, definitely.
There is a part of it all that you may or may not have heard. We were waiting to announce anything because there was a chance that the ending of our Discovery show would be announcing to the world a new beginning in our lives. We have now heard that part did not make the cut, and we have also heard that the cat is out of the bag to an extent – and sure didn’t want any family or close friends to feel offended if they heard such big news “through the grapevine” rather than direct from us.
Hopefully we can share the video clip when we receive it, but here is the news right from us before that. At the banquet at the end of the week at Bonneville, in front of approx. 400 new friends mind you, Brian conspired to ask me something in their presence. He worked with the MC’s at the event and had them call me up front right after the announcement of the women’s awards. They were joking back and forth about how confusing it was that the record was listed as Klock Werks, yet that isn’t my name, etc. etc.
Brian came forward to, what I thought, help me clear this matter up and explain our situation. While he was talking I noticed he had a box in his hand. I can’t wait to see the video, because, well, HONESTLY, I had absolutely no clue, not even a hint or an inkling as to what was going to happen next and I’m sure the look on my face was, well, who knows. He then got on his knee and asked me to be Mrs. Klock to clear this name matter up. There were tears, hugs, and then the crowd said “what did she say?”….well, yes, of course.
I found out later that he had in the previous weeks, drawn up/designed the beautiful ring he gave me, talked with my girls, Dan, Joe, Tom Motzko of Drag Specialties…and I still had no clue. Never suspected a thing. He pulled it off – complete surprise. We had people coming up to us in tears – new friends we had made, people that had been to Bonneville for the last xx years and this made the event for them, the response was amazing. And, thankfully, Michael Licther was present (and in on it) to take pictures and Randy from the Discovery Channel to get it on tape. Again, I can’t wait to see the tape because I have no idea what was said, etc. etc. 🙂
So, no plans as to when yet, but this is to announce that after a long friendship, trials, tribulations, great times and some really tough times too, we are committed to each other, our family, our business and are enjoying everything we have worked so hard to reach….and will continue to work towards those goals – together as a team. Life lands us right where we’re supposed to be sometimes, right?
Just wanted to share this news!
–Laura & Brian, Erika & Karlee
Klock Werks
915 S. Kimball, Mitchell, SD 57301
605-996-3700 office
605-996-9900 fax
www.kustomcycles.com
THE HUNT FOR THE COOLEST SHOP ON WHEELS–After Sturgis and Bonneville Wil Phillips of True-Track and Bandit have started studying options for attending events and speed trials with a vehicle that has a shop on board and the comforts of a small home. Here’s Wil’s report:
Yes. The motor home that is parked on your street is in fact a GM Bryerwood, also a front wheel drive 455 cu. in. Its skin is SMC, Sheet Molded Compound the same as the Corvette and yet a light weight at 5000 lb with air bags! Looks like a Airstream trailer. Too big.
A Cortez, on the other hand has a steel sheet skin and is COMPACT at 20 feet yet efficient. Torsion bar suspension and front wheel driven with a 425 cu.in Oldsmobile engine. The transmission is called a 425A, also used in the early OldsToronado up to 80-90s. Its not as bulky as the GM and lower. ” Starting Fresh”, off shelf Diesel 7.0-8.0 with 425A trans, Incenolet toilet (waste burned and not held), Grey water is dripped to ground in transit to evaporate (legal), Air bag suspension, Only Fresh water held. Double wall Foam core or Nylaplas sides No verticle support tubes, constructed like a shipping container. Stiff and rigid.
We’re looking for options.
ONE BAD ASS PAN– I thought you might like this shot of the pan.
–Scott Braddon-Walker
OLD MOTORCYCLE ENEMY SURFACES AGAIN–Just when you thought it was safe to ride your bike again…Our old enemy, Senator Frank Lautenburg of New Jersey is coming after usagain…through our Governors!!!! It’s not enough that we killed hissafety-nazi agenda during the amendment process in TEA-LU. He doesn’tgive a shit about what we or anyone else wants. He’s a one manjack-booted thug that won’t stop until we’re all wearing helmets andpaying homage to him.
Read his latest attempt at stealing away your rights at the following link:http://www.solriders.com/pdf/lautenberg.pdf
Spread this news far and wide. EVERY biker in the nation needs to seehow this snake in the grass is working against us – not only inWashington – but in our statehouses, too!!! Every biker needs to contacthis/her governor tomorrow and explain that you and your state don’tappreciate Frankie sticking his nose in our business.
And it might not hurt to send Frankie boy a little message about how heshould stay out of issues that are strictly “states rights”.
Here’s a link to his “contact page”…these elected servants don’t useregular email anymore:http://lautenberg.senate.gov/contact/
If you want to contact him the old fashioned way:
Hart Senate Office Building
Suite 324
Washington, DC 20510
Phone: (202) 224-3224
TTY: (202) 224-2087
Fax: (202) 228-4054
You know what to do when attacked right?
Let the hounds have at it!!!
–Hawk
ICQ 34668186
AOL SoLRHawk
SUPPORT BIG COCK–At our LIVE DEBUTThis SATURDAY in Scottsdale. We hit the stage at 8PM sharp for one HARD rockin’ set! I personally hope to see you all in attendance
FREE song samples from both our CD’s at VENUE OF SCOTTSDALE This is a 21+ event. Tickets are avaiable in advance for $25 through Live Nation&Ticket Master Tickets will be available at the door the night of the show for $28 (cash only) SAM MORGAN ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA TODAY–I wanted to let you know Thursday Sept. 14th Good Morning America is going to feature Sam Morgan Storm ride the wall of death from Delmarva bike rally in MD. This chick ROCKS 2006 Sturgis Hall OF Fame inductee, set 3 land speed records in Boneville 2006 and now major networks. NBC is also filming her on Friday. Should be awesome to watch her! Sara Liberte IF TWO IS GOOD THEN SEVEN IS HEAVEN– Thinking of something new and different to put next to the Hawg in the garage? Try a 7 cylinder Chopper. Bikernet Radio has the interview with the latest Chopper builder, JR Cycles. Click here for the interview. Radial Engine Details – With 7 cylinders all the way around the crankshaft there is no need for large counter weights to keep this motor turning smoothly and any engine builder will tell you the shorter the crankshaft the tougher the motor. Radials have run continually for over 5 years generating electricity and the radial was the motor of choice for the Sherman tank. Their durability matches that of diesel engines. BIKERNET WEEKLY PHOTO ART EXHIBIT–Through the lens of Whiplash….on a sunny morning…behind a couple of the my best riding bros….the open road in South Dakota….shot one handed…..doin’ 68 mph….life is good! Ride Hard, Continued On Page 2
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–Whiplash Biker Photog
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STURGIS 2006
By Bikernet Contributor Layla | | General Posts
GONE RIDIN’– Yes, it’s time to head out to Sturgis, so I’ve compiled a few locations with lots going on for those who plan on attending. The years that Bandit heads out to the Badlands, it’s such a hectic schedule for months approaching August, that by the time he leaves, we girls are exhausted. So, excuse us for the next couple of weeks if we slack off a bit. We’ll drop a few items in Bikernet but not at the heated pace that Bandit did. We’ll also do short news on Thursdays and a tiny Sunday Post. Sorry about last Sunday, family crisis.
To all who are heading out, have a safe trip and we look forward to hearing your stories upon your return. And to those who are not going, take it easy like we’ll be.
Layla & Sin
Thunder Road, The Custom Capital of Sturgis– has more Bike Shows, Babes,Beer, and Vendors Four YearsRunning
Sturgis, S.D. For the fourth year in a row, during2006 Sturgis Bike Week, Thunder Road will be thecustom capital of Sturgis. Thunder Road will havemore bike shows, babes, and beer than anywhere else inSturgis. This year, the 40,000 square foot Thunderdomewill be host to the AMD World Championship of CustomBike Building, three major bike shows, and MichaelLichters Schools Out; Old School, New School,All(s)Kool exhibition, which will highlight theindustrys best builders and motorcycle artists. Asalways there is plenty of free motorcycle parking atThunder Road.
Thunder Road has grown over the last four years intothe custom capital of Sturgis with custom bikebuilders, manufacturers, and high-end parts companieson the lot. In addition to vendors, the prestigiousAMD World Championship of Custom Bike Building will beheld from Saturday, August 5th through Monday, August7th. The fourth annual Metzler Custom Bike Show willbe held on Tuesday, August 8th. Thursday will onceagain be host to the Biker/Penthouse bike show andBuild-Off, an event that is sure to be a huge hit. Theweek will end on Friday with the ever-popular RatsHole show. All these events will draw the top buildersin the world, and there is no better place to showcasetheir world-class bikes than at Thunder Road.
The Journey continues at Thunder Road with MichaelLichters 6th annual art exhibition of custommotorcycles and wall art. This year’s exhibitincludes custom bikes from over 20 of the top custombuilders from around the country, and explores what ismeant by the popular and often loosely used phrasesold school and new school. Regardless of approach,the lines between different styles of custom bikes areblending, and All(s)Kool.
We have made every effort possible to ensure thateveryone who comes out to Thunder Road gets the fullSturgis experience because we are hosting the best bikeshows and exhibits, along with having the top custombike builders on the property, says Gary Lippold,owner of Thunder Road. We feel like we have createdan atmosphere at Thunder Road where people can comeout, get a beer at Strokers, see some of the topcustom bikes from around the world, and experienceSturgis Bike Week.
The Thunderdome will once again be host to RickFairless Strokers Sturgis. This venue will be openfrom 11 am until midnight Saturday August 5th throughFriday August 11th. There will be food and beeravailable all day long from Ricks bar and there willbe free live entertainment nightly.
In conjunction Thunder Road will have the bestattractions around, including Miss Sturgis, The TexasBikini Team, and even more great entertainment.Thunder Road is a part of the Glencoe Nation and islocated directly in front of the Glencoe CampResortwhich will be host to Rock n The Rally, an event thatwill have over 20 national music acts including Bigand Rich, Cheap Trick, Sammy Hagar, Steve Miller Bandand Nickelback.
Thunder Road is located 3 miles east of Sturgis onHighway 34 and is home to the premier bike buildersand vendors in Sturgis.
STURGIS MOTORCYCLE MUSEUM PLANS BIG FOR 66th RALLY– July 2006 – – The Sturgis Motorcycle Museum & Hall of Fame 2006 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally schedule of events:
Saturday 5 August – Saturday 12 August
Museum Rally Hours 8:00 am until 8:00 pm
EXCEPTION: Museum will be closed to the public from 4:30 pm until 7:00 pm on Sunday, 6 August
Saturday 5 August – Thursday 10 August
Special Rally Exhibit
In conjunction with the release of four motorcycle postage stamps the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum will be exhibiting three of the motorcycles depicted on the stamps – 1918 Cleveland, 1940 Indian Four, and 1965 Harley-Davidson Electra-Glide
Sunday 6 August
Postage Stamp Motorcycle Owners “Meet and Greet” – 1:00 pm until 3:00 pm
Meet Penny Nickerson, George Tsunis and Larry Spielfogel, and talk about their now famous vintage motorcycles
Monday 7 August
Sonny Barger Book Signing – 1:00 pm until 2:30 pm
Sonny's books, tours and interviews have captured widespread attention around the globe. Meet motorcyclings most charismatic and controversial icon at the Museum for autographs, photo ops and book purchases. Books available for purchase ? “New” 6 Chambers, 1 Bullet/Freedom/Hells Angel
Tuesday 8 August
Postage Stamp Motorcycle Owners “Meet and Greet” – 10:00 am until noon/1:00 until 3:00 pm
Meet Penny Nickerson, George Tsunis and Larry Spielfogel, and talk about their now famous vintage motorcycles
Wednesday 9 August
Sturgis Motorcycle Hall of Fame Induction Breakfast
9:00 until 11:00 am – Holiday Inn, Spearfish (exit 14)
2006 Hall of Fame Inductees ? Marjorie Hummel, John Parham, John Reed, Sam “Morgan” Storm & Paul “Sonny” Pelaquin, and Jay Springsteen who will be receiving the J.C. “Pappy” Hoel Outstanding Achievement Award
2006 Freedom Fighter Hall of Fame Inductees ? Elizabeth “Boots” Buchholz, Rich “Neb” Nebelsick and “Deacon” David Phillips
Thursday 10 August
Marian Hersrud Book Signing – 1:00 until 3:00 pm
Sturgis’ own Marian Hersrud will be on hand to sign her new book, Spirits and Black Leather, the sequel to her first hit Sweet Thunder, about a rally and a town not too unlike Sturgis.
Both books will be available for purchase.
Saturday 12 August
Sturgis Motorcycle Museum Raffle Drawing – 2:00 pm
Will you be one of the three winners in 2006!
2006 Harley-Davidson FLHX Street Glide
Donated by Black Hills Harley-Davidson & Sturgis Harley-Davidson
Henry 44-40 Rifle
2006 Edition, one of a kind commemorative
Scott Jacobs “Pushing the Limit” framed Limited Edition print
Donated by Scott Jacobs-Signed, Numbered & Dedicated
Museum admission is $5.00 per person, $4.00 for persons 65 and older, children 12 and under are admitted free of charge (must be accompanied by a paying adult).
For further information on the Museum or the Rally visit our web site at www.sturgismuseum.com
Going On’s At The Broken Spoke–The Broken Spoke Saloon and Museum doubles the funwith two locations at Sturgis! Look for the BrokenSpoke Saloon at Lazelle Street and now at the newSturgis County Line Campground. The second location isa spacious version of the Broken Spoke Saloon onLazelle Street situated on 600 acres of South Dakotaoasis located off of Highway 79 N, four miles from theentrance to Bear Butte.
THE BROKEN SPOKE SALOON EVENT HIGHLIGHTS STURGIS 2006
• Billy Lane’s Blood, Sweat and Gears Tour at hisHeavy Metal Garage exclusively located at the BrokenSpoke Saloon on Lazelle Street. The master at workdoing his steel show. Watch the schedule.
• Sonny Barger signs his books and showcases his beerbrand! Get an autograph and picture with the legendof the motorcycle culture. August 9th and August 8th.
• Discovery Channel premiere television series, seasonkick-off starring Billy Lane vs. Russell Mitchell. Theepisode finale was filmed at The Broken Spoke Saloon,Laconia. Will be airing on the screens at BrokenSpoke Saloon, August 7th at 9 p.m.
• Billy Lane’s Builder’s Breakfast on Tuesday, August8th at 9am. Twenty-Five of the top builders willparticipate in the first annual fundraiser to benefitKids & Chrome charity. Hang with your favoritebuilder, talk shop and enjoy the social chow time allfor a good cause.
• Discovery Channel Biker-Build-off filming featuringbuild gurus Jay Hart and Brian Klock. Be there tocast your vote on Tuesday afternoon, August 8th, astwo hot and hungry builders go tire to tire to showwho’s boss of Sturgis Bike Week with the most stylin’high-octane build. Hugh “Chopper” King, executiveproducer of Biker Build-Off will be there to rock andrev the crowd.
• Celebrity Bike Builder Bartending event at theBroken Spoke Saloon on Lazelle Street and SturgisCounty Line. To support the Sturgis FoothillsAssisted Living Home. All proceeds from the celebritybartender shift goes to the charity. 8-10pm Sat 8/5 ¬Sat 8/12, except Wed 8/9 is 10p-12a. Starring DavePerewitz, Russell Mitchell, Jesse Rooke, RickFairless, Danny Gray, Kim Suter, Russell Marlowe, SaraLiberte, GothGirl, Chica, Keino, Paul Cox, AaronGreene, Dave Nichols, Jesse Rooke, Roland Sands,Mondo, Jerry Covington, Eddie Trotta and others!
• S&S Cycle night on Thursday, August 10th. Don’tmiss their unveiling of the Super Victory Motorcycle! This is the night to witness the ultimate tiresmoke-out.
• Broken Spoke legendary bike shows at Sturgis CountyLine: Panhead Day, Shovelhead Day,Knuckles/Flats/Indian Day, Chopper Day ¬ Rigids Only!
. The tattoo contest returns! Several other hotcontests. Cash prizes and trophies. The Ultimate XCFFighting, and more!
• Top music featuring: Jimmie Van Zant, DallasMoore, Ryan Rolando, Corpus and other great acts!
Visit www.brokenspokesaloon.com for the full contest,event and entertainment schedules.
August 31, 2006 Part 1
By Bandit | | General Posts
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Hey,
We’re heading to Bonneville tomorrow along with the Discovery boys, Wink Eller, and every speed nut to roam the earth. Just yesterday we pulled all our bling together for our Bonneville Sponsors, and it came out killer, thanks to Chris Kallas, 5-Ball racing artist. Renz Wear in Pedro and Chris Tronolone in Hawaii.
We’ve been hammering on the bike every night till after 2:00 in the morning. A HORSE deadline hung over my head all week and the words were on the tip of my tongue. I was going to write about this effort and brotherhood.
I’m still going to carve out the story, if Geno will extend my deadline by 12 days. If he doesn’t, snooze he looses. You’ll read it here on Bikernet. Let’s hit the news so I can scramble back down to the shop and test ride the Salt Shaker:
TALLADEGA NIGHTS COMES TO BIKERNET– Sorry it took so long to get these, but please find a couple shots of composer Alex Wurman (“Talladega Nights”) proudly displaying his collection of bikes.
–Tom Kidd
Costa Communications
We will interview Alex as soon as I return from Bonneville.–
Bandit
DOUG KEIM SECRET–To build bikes like the pros, it’s integral that you pick the right parts. A smart yet simple decision is to work with top-of-the-line parts by working with Doug Keim Creative Cycles products. Already being used by many of the top custom builders, the Doug Keim Creative Cycles Oil Star attaches any three oil lines in a more natural round shape than the standard flat shape of most other clamps out on the market.
CNC-machined from 6061 T6 billet aluminum; the Oil Star Line Holder is finished in polished or high-quality chrome. Just remember, to build like the pros, work with parts that make the most sense. The Oil Star is part of the Doug Keim Creative Cycles parts line, the entire line can be seen on the DKCC website.
For more information, contact: Doug Keim Creative Cycles, (732) 751-1403, www.creativecycles.com/
MOTORCYCLE RIDERS FOUNDATION PRESIDENT RESIGNS– MRF President Karen Bolin tendered her resignation to the MRF Board of Directors last evening citing several serious health issues as the reason.
Kirk “Hardtail” Willard who is the current Vice President of the MRF will assume the role as interim President until the scheduled elections in September are held.
“We are obviously deeply saddened and concerned in hearing this news. The Motorcycle Riders Foundation and the entire motorcycle community owes Karen a great deal of gratitude for her service over the years and on behalf of the MRF our thoughts and best wishes go out to her, said Kirk”
CUSTOM CHROME CONTINUES TO REFINE AND IMPROVE– Morgan Hill, CA- Following the recent announcement appointing Holger Mohr as President, Custom Chrome and acting Custom Chrome Europe Managing Director, Global Motorsport Group (GMG) is pleased to announce the appointment of Dan Cook as the acting CEO of Global Motorsport Group. Dan will report directly to Jeff Fenton, Chairman of the board at Global Motorsport Group.
Effective September 5, 2006 Dan Cook, currently GMG’s COO, will replace John Lott, CEO. John has chosen to leave GMG to pursue other personal and professional interests. The company wishes John success in his future pursuits.
“I’m excited about the opportunity and GMG’s future, commented Cook. Global has been fortunate to have very loyal dealers over the years and remains focused on serving their needs. The business as a whole is being completely refocused and reenergized to this end. We began repositioning the business earlier this spring by implementing a more streamlined distribution and operations network, and by dedicating both financial and human capital to ensure we stock the newest, highest quality parts for our dealers”. In the move, Holger Mohr will continue to head up Global’s Custom Chrome business worldwide, while Tim Dodd will maintain responsibility for Global’s Motorcycle Stuff business.
THE SUNDAY POST CHANGED LIVES–I just tuned in to the Sunday update and laid these old eyes on a blue eyed hardbelly with pouty red lips, a wasp waist and creamy milkers the size of New Jersey….and she even has freckles in the valley between ’em !! I am in LOVE again and life is worth living once more !!! She is fuckin’ perfect !
Just gazing upon her is worth every single penny of the $16.60 I paid to join up….yes, I also bought yer damn book ! Thanks for showing me life as it should be….and can we see more of her ?
–Dusty
We gotta thank Sam Dixon, the photog behind Michele McCurry’s images. —
OKLAHOMA UNDER INVESTIGATION–I read the week of August 24th post, with special interest in the article by Tiger Mike Revere, State Coordinator of ABATE of Oklahoma. I noticed the enforcement problem concerning some officers thinking that spotlights are headlights, and they ticket bikers for too many (three) headlights.
There was a similar problem by some officers in Minnesota some years back, as I recall, and tickets were issued. The defense quite accurately stated that Harley-Davidson must certify that their product meets and complies with any state laws in order to sell motorcycles in that particular state. Therefore, if they are in compliance with state law, there cannot be tickets issued for illegal headlights (since there is only one headlight, the others being spotlights).
You might want to pass this along to Tiger Mike. The stock configuration of headlight and two spots is a legal system and does not constitute three headlights, or else Harley would not be able to sell their bike in those states with restrictions on the number of headlights.
–Pan
CYRIL HUZE SIGNATURE BOBBER–If you are a Bobbers fan, here your opportunity to own a Cyril Huze Signature Bobber featuring very cool features (if you buy as is) plus the ones that you can decide directly with Cyril if you want him to complete it following your wish list & budget.
First, the frame was hand made with no stretch, a 32-degree rake for a true bobber look. Transmission plate is welded to the frame, rear axles are CNC machined for a 1″ rear axle, and the frame neck got internal fork stops. A custom gas tank was hand made, then Frisco mounted with recessed brackets for a very clean look. The rear fender was fabricated to be also the oil tank and contains 4 quarts of oil. Custom oil lines exit invisibly and are routed through the frame post
Engine is Rev Tech modern with a retro Panhead look. Size is 100″ 4×4, highly polished, and is EPA & CARB legal for use in all 50 States (E.O. # M-073-001). Transmission is 6-speed,left side drive. All the hard work of setting up the drive line has been done, and includes a BDL 3″ open belt, chain final drive and a brake/sprocket kit. Front end is Springer type wide glide with Z-bars on 7″ risers. A custom battery box was fabricated and sit at the bottom of the frame just behind the transmission.
Rear wheel is 60-spoke with a 200/55 x 18″ Avon Venom tire. Front is 60-spoke with a 120/70 x 21″ Avon Vemom tire. You can buy this awesome custom chassis as is or let Cyril turn it in another masterpiece.
Cyril Huze
Tel: 561-392-5557
Fax: 561-392-9923
www.cyrilhuze.com
BIKERNET MARRIAGE COUNSELING–When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day andsaid, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept ona sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleepevery night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, butI’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are notholding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find ahot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again beliving in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofabed.
Aren’t older women great. They really know to solve your mid-lifecrises….
CHOPPER EXPO OF ATLANTIC CITY–Oct 01, 2006:Chopper Xpo 2006 of Atlantic City, 1 Miss America Way, Atlantic City, NJ — BIGGER and LOUDER — Fun for everyone 100’s of top bike builders and vendors 300,000 sq ft of space in Atlantic City Convention Center. The place for all your motorcycle needs (and wants). Food, Beer, Fun, Kids Only Section, Adults Only section, Tattoo artists, live music, after parties, autographs etc…..
609-748-4167
SHOW CANCELATION– Thank you for posting our event, the SMTS Car, Truck & Motorcycle Show on September 16th at Green Cove Springs, Florida. However, we have had to cancel the show entirely and I cannot find your original e-mail so that I could remove the listing myself.
Can you please remove it so people don’t come out and find that it has been cancelled? I would hate to do that to people. Thank you so much for posting it originally, wish it didn’t have to be cancelled.
–Gale Hill, Event Coordinator
HARDBIKES TORTURE TESTS THEIR MOTORCYCLES TO ENSURE DURABILILTY AND PERFORMANCE–Hermitage, PA – July 31, 2006 – Hardbikes torture tests their production motorcycles with real world riding to ensure durability, performance and quality workmanship. Harry Bostard, infamous biker-at-large and Motor Drome rider, has just completed 15,000 miles on a production SC330 Chopper taken right off the production line in April of this year.
“Everyone talks about the quality and durability of their bikes but actually proving it to the riding public can be another matter all together,” said Bob Kay, Hardbikes VP Sales and Marketing. “Hardbikes has stated their commitment to quality and reliability from day one and we have developed a system to assure that every one of our custom motorcycles will be the best handling, most reliable custom bike on the road.”
Hardbikes employs a multi-phase quality program that begins with the motorcycle design. Bob Kay taps his 35 years of motorcycle experience and develops a motorcycle blueprint. Kay?s design is turned over to engineering to proof out every aspect from chassis design to component compatibility. The next phase requires 10,000 road miles, in real weather under all types of real world conditions. As issues come up in the evaluation program they are resolved and integrated back into the production cycle.
As Bostard pulled into the 2006 edition of Sturgis he said, “This is the best handling, most comfortable, long fork chopper I have ever ridden.” Not a bad comment after 15,000 miles.
Bostard received a lot of comments during his cross country test trip on the SC330 big-meat Chopper. The most common remark was how many enthusiasts were surprised to see a beautiful custom chopper actually being ridden long distance.
Hardbikes is very proud and stands tall next to every custom motorcycle created out of their Hermitage, PA facility. We encourage everyone to visit their local dealer and take a 330 for a test ride.
NEW EXILE FORK FROM STORZ/CERIANI–We are pleased to announce a new version of the Storz/Ceriani 55mm Inverted fork produced exclusively for sale by Exile Cycles.
Exile Cycles founder Russell Mitchell in collaboration with Steve Storz of Storz Performance has introduced the new 55mm fork for his latest creation, the “RX Streetfighter”, which was featured in a recent episode of the Biker Buildoff television series. The first Exile machine to use swingarm rear suspension, the RX Streefighter uses Storz/Ceriani fork legs with specially designed Exile lower legs and triple trees. The new forks will also fit Exile’s rigid frames and are available with Mid or Wide style trees.
The lower fork legs are machined from solid 6061-T6 billet aluminum in a one-piece design that includes the brake mounting tabs. Fork features include a precision cartridge damping system, progressively wound chrome silicon fork springs, and a built-in lowering kit that allows the overall length to be shortened by 1″.
The billet triple trees are also a Russell Mitchell design, featuring windows machined through the upper and lower trees for a clean, lightweight competition style appearance.The fork legs and trees are finished in a polished, black anodized finish.
A 4c jpeg image is attached. If additional product information is required, please contact:
Storz Performance, Inc. 805-641-9540
For sales inquiries contact: Exile Cycles 818-255-3330.
2007 DYNA PRO-STREET– Bassani Pipes has just released their record setting PRO STREET exhaust system for 2007 Harley Dyna models. Developed specifically for use on machines fit with the latest “closed loop FI” system, these new pipes have accommodations for the factory Oxygen sensor which is a requirement when running the OEM injection. Aggressive “Let’s-get-it-on” styling combined with superior exhaust flow characteristics put the latest from the Bassani works in a class all their own. Offered in Slash Cut and Straight cut styles for Mid and Forward Control models.
Pipes are fabricated from 16-gauge steel and feature stepped head pipes, rugged show quality hard chrome finish and Bassani’s unique tunable/replaceable flow-through baffle system.
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August 31, 2006 Part 3
By Bandit | | General Posts
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VT BIKERNET RACE GIRL REPORT–By the way I made it to the semi finals… 9.38 seconds was my best pass and qualified 5th in the V-Rod Destroyer class.
–Valerie Thompson
KATMANDU COVERS COTTONWOOD HORSE SMOKE-OUT WEST FOR BIKERNET–With the effervescence of Cottonwood just weeks away, I wanted to let you to know that I continue to be the one of hardest working women in the biker lifestyle journalism. I will be one of the lackeys from The Horse Backstreet Choppers in Arizona for this inaugural western event. I am excited about meeting the builders and the people that will attend. I can tell you that with first hand experience that a Horse Back Street Choppers Smoke Out is, by far, one of the coolest parties one will ever attend. But you know that, Chief, since you’ve been to one in Salisbury!
Then, three days after that, I am heading to New England for an ol skool chopper show put on by the home boys in Willimantic, Connecticut. Gary Gagnon and his wife, Brenda, owners of Thread City Cycles, find the time every spring to make it to Willie?s Tropical Tattoo in Ormond Beach, Florida for that show and they knew that they could bring the same favor to northeastern Connecticut. October is a great time of year in the eastern parts of the states for riding and so far, invitations have been sent out to 77 neighboring shops and six biker bars in the tri-state area. Rodz will be given special parking status as it should be.
Now New England can get in on the action as well. Dave Perewitz said he would like to ride over from Massachusetts for the day since he leaves for Daytona and Biketoberfest the following weekend.
I look forward to meeting the shop owners, builders and biker folks in Connecticut and beyond. Call Gary and Brenda at 860-456-2453 or reach them at threadcitycycles@yahoo.com. Tell them I sent you.
–KAT
CLERGY/COP LESSON–A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for a year.
He passed the physical examination and then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency.
Among other questions he was asked, “What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd”?
He thought for a moment and then said, “I would take up a collection.”
–from Rev CarlR
THE REBEL BUELL/SPORTSTER REPORT–Rub a dub dub, give the tank a scrub and make it nice and shinny. Now for registration…
–Rebel
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MICHIGAN GOVERNOR VETOS HELMET REPEAL–As you may recall, the helmet repeal bill (SB297) in Michigan had been passed by the legislature and sent to governor Granholm for her signature — and she decided to veto the legislation on June 23rd. She claimed that “Repealing the requirement that motorcyclists wear helmets would be costly to all Michigan families.” Also that “…the bill would force higher medical and insurance costs on all Michigan citizens.”
This is the same as saying that bikers are irresponsible, burdensome, and do not have insurance. She also defied her obligations of protecting the rights of individuals, to include adult and personal choices.
“I Am Not A Public Burden”
BROTHER STARTS INFIDELS MC–Finally joined the site to see the girls… Lifelong rider, blah blah… I need feedback on an idea: with all the shit happening in the world, and with the loonies in the middle east calling us all infidels & trying to kill us, it’s time someone formed the “Infidels MC” (I checked the net; there was a club in Wisconsin, but it doesn’t appear to be active; followup is required.)
Club colors could be a pig humping osama etc. I’m thinking an internet based club, big on merch. Membership could be fairly open: must own bike(s) and gun(s) and use both. Profits could be used for worthwhile things like sending BBQ ribs to the troops in Iraq… Not sure if bikernet.com is the proper venue, but maybe you know who would run with such an idea…
No I don’t do drugs (much)
–Billy H
vapex@shaw.ca>
Northern Alberta
NEW SCREAMIN’ EAGLE STREET PERFORMANCE MUFFLERS–MILWAUKEE (August 21, 2006) – The new Screamin’ Eagle Street Performance Slip-On Mufflers from Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories are tuned to satisfy the most discriminating Harley motorcycle enthusiast. The aggressive sound quality of these street-legal mufflers is paired with performance comparable to Screamin’ Eagle II race-use mufflers. The chrome-plated mufflers feature a new ballistic-shape inlet and embossed Screamin’ Eagle signature script.
Each set of Street Performance Slip-On Mufflers has been specifically designed and tuned by Harley-Davidson engineers for 2007 fuel-injected Sportster models and 2007 Dyna, Softail and Touring models powered by the new Twin Cam 96 engine, with a variety if tip designs. See dealer for fitment details.
For additional information on Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories, see your local Harley-Davidson dealer or visit the Harley-Davidson Web site at www.harley-davidson.com. To find a dealer near you, call toll free 1-800-443-2153 in the U.S.A. or Canada.
RALLY IN THE ROCKIES CANCELLED– MANCOS -Rally in the Rockies organizer Dan Bradshaw, and vendors and attendees hold a meeting in what would be the rally’s beer tent at Echo Basin Ranch east of Mancos on Tuesday. Bradshaw called opposition to the rally from Montezuma County “discriminatory.”
The vendors say they are out thousands of dollars. The rally’s owner says bikers are coming regardless and are furious about the cancellation of the events. And local government officials are bracing for the main body of bikers to arrive today and Thursday.Vendors face losses
John Huddleson, who sells and sews patches for bikers, said he spent $800 on fuel on his trip from San Diego.”We don’t have all kinds of money to bang,” said Huddleson, who said he found out about the cancellation Tuesday.
Huddleson said county officials would find that bikers will be coming regardless of their decisions.”The bikers don’t really care, you know,” Huddleson said. “They’re going to come.”
Mario Frenette of Los Angeles said he hadn’t heard about a problem with the rally until he arrived and planned to make the most of it.
Bikers agreed that their events are no more dangerous or destructive than other events and called opposition to the rally an expression of discrimination.”The word discriminatory is with a capital ‘D’,” said Jeff Kraus, who said he planned his summer around filming the rally for South Bay Custom Cycles of Compton, Calif.
Bradshaw said Montezuma County and the Southern Ute Indian Tribe had greatly increased the potential for trouble by shutting down his rally.”They’ve created a firestorm that I have no idea what will happen,” Bradshaw said. “The tribe and county kicked 30 (thousand) to 70,000 bikers.”Mancos town leaders said Tuesday they were ready for anything this Labor Day weekend as businesses, law enforcement and residents gird for an influx of motorcyclists whether or not Rally in the Rockies events are held.Sheriff Gerald Wallace said rally organizers had told him they plan to protest in the Cortez area.In Mancos, Marshal Bryan Jones said extra officers will be ready in case things get out of hand.Town leaders said rumors had been flying.
Bradshaw said he would fight the county for damages over the canceled rally.
By Thomas Munro and Chuck Slothower | Herald Staff Writers
–from Rogue
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BIKERNET RADIO UPDATE–Bikernet Radio is broadcasting two new shows. Check out the lovely Dee and her trip to Sturgis. She’s all about body shots and living the lifestyle.
Bob Kay checks in and gives us the 411 on the bikes as well as the Girls of Bikernet. He has a link to all of the pics. You don’t want to miss it! Click here to listen to Bikernet Radio!
HUGH KING REPORTING IN–See you on the salt. Here’s a picture of me enjoying the X bike in Sturgis. It was a big deal for me to get up on that 150 hp mustang because of my injury. But I did it, and now I’m hooked. Going to have it in Bonneville. Oh yeah!
Matt Hotch and Goldhammer face off on the salt.
BUSTED KNUCKLES–Wrenches are flying and I’m pumped fulla shit to write about. Still need to scrape Sturgis off my chest, another Bonneville update and book chapters.
The shop calls, then the road and finally the salt. This will be a feeling the flame year, getting a taste for the salt and for the capabilities of the Salt Shaker. The 1940 Bonne Belle will make it next year. We found K-model racing cams this week. I’ll be taking notes like a meth freak chews toothpicks.
As soon as we’re back the content will fly at Bikernet like darts in a world tournament, so hang on.
Ride Forever,
–Bandit
August 31, 2006 Part 2
By Bandit | | General Posts
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BIKERNET TESTIMONIAL–My husband (Bob Provance aka hamsternm) had me open your bikernet site for him, since I was on the computer at the time. Well, he came to ask if I had, “Yes” I responded. I left out that I had opened it a couple of hours earlier, and had never left. I was having a great time. The pictures. The articles. The Events Calendar. The Free Departments. The Sponsors.
“Oh for crying out loud, I may never sign off!” I also joined Bandit’s Cantina while I was surfing. I have been Bob’s co-pilot for over 40 years and totally enjoy every minute we spend riding. OK, maybe not the moments that include ‘hail’.
I love your site. Being an old COBOL programmer, I really think your web designers are talented.
–Carol Provance – an old broad in the wind.
ps, guess I’ll let Bob look at your site now
STEALTH REPORT ROLLING IN FROM NC–Well we are at the end of August, we have one more month of summer! The summer has really passed by quickly. Here at STEALTH BIKE WORKS it has been a good summer for us. People are still finding out that we are here. We have built a strong foundation and a strong customer base. I could not have done it alone. Thanks to the SBW crew, Max, Chopper John, “THE MEANEST” and J.C. our shop dog!
For me what makes being at the shop everyday is that I learn something everyday, be it with bikes or people. As far as bikes go I have learned so much from Max. You are never at an age where you can not learn something new. As far as people go, well that is another story in itself. The one thing that I have learned that is most important to me is to keep things in balance. Don’t get too low when things are going bad or slow and don’t get too high when things are going great. Both of these can change very quickly, so I try to take things in stride and keep going. I have also learned that no matter what you do you can not please everyone all the time but we try and succeed more times than not. Some people just are never satsified. I have learned not to dwell on this. You let it go and move on.
I think we have developed our style this past summer and people know we are an old school-bobber style bike shop. Ninety percent of our customers are into this style of bike so our inventory reflects this style. Word of mouth from our customers to potential cutomers has help us a lot. That is why before each bike goes out Max and I both test ride them. When we agree everything is cool with the bike, then we call our customer. We really try to give our customers their money’s worth at SBW. If a problem should arise, we stand behind what we do.
I guess you could say we are still learning everyday and that is a good thing because when you stop learning you become complacent and start to take things for granted and that is when you get into trouble. We are still a small shop but we take BIG pride in what we do.
One thing we are kicking around at STEALTH BIKE WORKS is the idea of starting an SBW chopper-bobber riding club sponsored by SBW. It is in the early stages right now. We will see how it goes. Well I guess that is it for this week. If we can help youi with anything give us a call at 704-882-0889.
Until next week, RIDE!
–STEALTHMAN
NEW EDITION, THE 2007 EAST SIDE DS-SAVAGE–This is a 2007 East Side DS-Savage: It is a 113ci. Show Polished and Diamond cut motor with a Magna Charger (Blower) with 8-1 comp. w/ 5 over polished pistons a big cam and pushing over 220 hp. Our new limited edition Phat front end with hidden brake calliper, Air suspension, This is the first 330 two spoke rim ever made and has a new 4″ sintrifical clutch which means you dont have to hold the clutch in, in first gear, you simply give it gas and it goes ( Like a snowmobile), then 2-6 is easy pull shifting. It has internal twist clutch & throttle, one off gas tank and one off primary all molded with a kickass paint job.
East Side exhaust with a high gloss black porcelain coating with East Side tips and heat sheilds. With this low compession you can put this bike in a parade and still have the crazy horsepower that everyone wants without overheating.
Just wanted to show what we are up to. The new motorcycle mall is getting very close to finishing and we will keep everyone informed when the grand opening party will be. Dont forget to stop in at the East Side Bar & Grill for some good drink and Spanish food.
–Dave Torres / President
East Side Custom Choppers Inc.
ROGUE SENTS CONGRATULATIONS TO WILLARD–I would like to Congratulate Kirk “Hardtail” Willard on becoming the President of the Motorcycle Riders Foundation.I have known Kirk for some time and sure he will do a great job.
I have offered to be of any assistance I can to him.I hope the motorcycle riders of the country will assist him as the have past presidents.
—Rogue
Motorcycle Hall Of Fame Member 2005
www.bikerrogue.com
NEW MAG, BIKER BEAUTIES DUE TO HIT THE STREETS–Also, Biker Beauties is going to the printers on Tuesday. The glossy cover page is already off to the printers. The back cover is a poker run for the Leukemia/Lymphoma Society on Sept 24th in Virginia Beach. Livia will be appearing there with the magazine. The inside back cover is the bikernet ad that ran in the Kids and Chrome Book at Sturgis.
Starting Sept 15th we have 7 straight weekends of events we’ll be appearing at. Our first issue will definitely not have any remaining issues at the end of October. 🙂
Posters and Magazine subscriptions can now be purchased on –Sam DIXON INTERNATIONAL RULES OF ENGAGEMENT–A virile, young Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favoritebar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartmentand, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattledher senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, “So, you finish?” She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, “No.” Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time shethrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finallyends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, “You finish?” Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to himand softly says, “No.” Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, Guido reachesfor the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it,but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bedsheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn hishead, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, “You finish?” Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, “No, INorwegian.” –Joe Lankau BONNEVILLE EXHAUST FOR THE SALT REPORT–Perfect! The wrap will retain the heat and produce more exhaust scavenging which may let us run a tad more ignition timing. Don’t forget to read your rule book! Safety wire your criticals (axle nuts, rotor bolts, calipers bolts,) etc… Be ready for tech, ask questions, read. Tire pressures, steering damper settings, cables and hoses secured. It will be the “twodolla” part that kills us. Clear finger nail polish on the coil terminals and other electrical terminals. Put small wire ties on the spark plug boots at the coil. Don’t let them come off. Damn, this list is getting long. Wish I was there. Go ride, have fun. –Berry Wardlaw NEW TANKS SAVER TECHNOLOGY–Hope all is well. See our new McCuff Product Video(see it at: www.mccuff.com ) regarding a new invention that keeps gas off your tank, Stops the nozzle clicking at the pump, allows you to top-off if you want. It also squeezes more mileage from your tank capacity. See the video. Filling up is fun again. Everyone Wants One! –Greg QUICK, ENTER THE D&D PERFORMANCE EXHAUST BIKINI CONTEST– Join the D&D Performance Exhaust Bikini Contest. It is easy to enter. Just send in a picture of your bike with your favorite bikini honey. Each week we pull the best picture and award a D&D Performance Exhaust t-shirt. Then we pull them all together and the winner receives a set of D&D Performance Exhausts. Send a picture of BIKERNET ARTISTIC MOMENT–Riding through the Badlands is a religious experience to some. Ride Hard, –Whiplash Biker Photog AVON TECH ADVICE FOR THE WEEK–What is the benefit of a tubeless liner in a tire over a tube type tire. Imagine you make a bet with your friend that you can stick a pin in a balloon and it won’t pop. Might be a good way for one of you to make some money if there’s a wager on it. First, smooth a small square of duct tape on the deflated balloon. Then inflate the balloon and tie in a knot. Next stick the pin into the balloon where the duct tape is. Voila, no puncture. The duct tape wraps around the balloon similar to what happens when you ride on a tubeless tire and go over a nail. The inner liner wraps around the nail and slows down the leak very well so chances are you’ll just get a very slow leak rather than a very fast deflation like you would on a tube type tire. So it’s very important to make sure your tube is always replaced whenever you replace your tire so you have a good tube. –Sukoshi Fahey (Ms.) 28th ANNUAL VANCOUVER MOTORCYCLE TOY RUN– Coquitlam Centre (2929 Barnet Hwy, Coquitlam -www.coquitlamcentre.com/location/) Time: Ride leaves at 10:00am and proceeds full parade style to the PNEGrounds Phone: (604) 580-0111 or 1-877-580-0111 E-Mail: office@bccom-bc.com Website: www.bccom-bc.com Cost: A new childs toy or a monetary donation to the Lower MainlandChristmas Bureau. The Christmas Bureau kindly requests no stuffed toys.There is always a great demand for sport and educational toys and gifts forteenagers. We hope to make the 2006 toy run an even bigger success than last year andwith your help we can! Please spread the word. Lets make sure that everymotorcyclist in B.C. knows about this ride, so that more underprivilegedchildren and families can have a happy Christmas! If you are able to donate a couple of hours of your time to help out atwonderful fundraiser it would be much appreciated. There are various jobsavailable including selling raffle tickets, working barricades,etc. We willalso need help at the BCCOM table. Please contact us if you are able to helpout. office@bccom-bc.com or (604) 580-0111 or 1-877-580-0111 SATISFYING ROADS WELCOME HARLEY OWNERS ON THE ROAD CANDY TOUR–HERSHEY, Pa. (August 30, 2006) – Hundreds of Harley Owners Group (H.O.G.) members will spend their Labor Day week on the sweet roads between Hershey, Pa., and Huntington, W. Va., while on the H.O.G. Road Candy Tour Sept. 5 through 8. H.O.G. members will start the week off with sightseeing in decadent Hershey. On Tuesday, Sept. 5, Susquehanna Valley Harley-Davidson will host a dealership party from 12:00 p.m.-3:00 p.m. Riders will continue to York, Pa., taking in a tour of Harley-Davidson’s York Vehicle Operations facility on Wednesday, Sept. 6, from 8:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m. This facility is the home to where the Custom Vehicle Operations, Ultra and Softail models are assembled. In nearby Gettysburg, Pa., H.O.G. members can go back in time and visit some of the monumental sites during the Civil War followed by a dealer party at Battlefield Harley-Davidson from 3:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Riders will depart for Huntington, W.Va., on Thursday, Sept. 7, to finish off the week with 225 miles of magnificent riding. H.O.G. members will ride the beautiful Skyline Drive from Front Royal until it turns into the Blue Ridge Parkway near Lexington, Va. Friday, Sept. 8, the final host party will be held at Benjy’s Harley-Davidson in Huntington from 4:00 p.m.-7:00 p.m. Founded in 1983, the Harley Owners Group (H.O.G.) is the official riding club of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company. H.O.G. currently has more than one million members and more than 1,400 chapters worldwide, making it the largest factory-sponsored motorcycle organization in the world. H.O.G. rallies are held around the globe to celebrate Harley-Davidson motorcycle riding. THE ACCURATE SALT FLAT EXHAUST CONFIGURATION–Quick, do this. Hee-hee. Header components as follows, 1-3/4, 1-7/8, 2.00″. I want the these percentages of the total ength of each pipe (39″). 1-3/4=25%, 1-7/8=34% and 2.00=41%. In other words 1-3/4″=9.75″, 1-7/8″=13.26″ (13.250″) and 2.00=15.99″(16″). Yes sir, we did ’em just like that, sir.–Bandit Continued On Page 3
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Choppers Inc. Forever, Forever Choppers Inc.
By Bandit | | General Posts
If you have been hiding in a hole lately, like Osama yo’ Mama or some other fuck, you might not know who Billy Lane, the creator of Choppers Inc. is? But after reading this, even Sado and his multi billion whatever camel bangin’ ass will know who Billy Lane is.
Discover, Build-Off Bike waiting paint.
If you’ve heard about the Space Coast of Florida. You know where NASA launches all those rockets? There’s a small, quiet town called Melbourne, home of none other than Choppers Inc. Yes the same chopper shop that is commanded by the one and only Billy Lane, master of the unthinkable. He uses everything from helicopter bearings to bottle openers as components for his two wheeled creations. He’s been featured in Bikernet previously, but this time we are going inside his shop. This is his little world, where the Choppers Inc. crew come up with all his whacked and cool choppers. It’s a steel and chrome haven where TV cameras, cool cars and the usual mayhem take place. It’s a place where friends are always welcome, Jack is always available and the beer is always cold. This is the fun trip into the Choppers, Inc. zone… Enjoy.
A Billy Lane signature, the hubless bike.
So let’s go back in time, to a place that time has forgotten, or maybe not, Miami. That’s were I met him for the first time thru a mutual friend who had a shop in South Beach. We said a couple hi’s and hung out some, not much more than that. I had bikes, but I was doing something else at the time. Everyone walks their own path. Some years later I met Billy once more. He was starting a shop in Melbourne and perhaps a new life, Choppers Inc. It was sorta re-born. Some people say that he was supposed to work for NASA, but decided to step onto the notorious Chopper path. I, for one, think he made the correct choice. So let’s fast forward a bit.
Billy Lane pondering the rains that threatened Daytona Bike Week.
Sturgis 2006 Is Calling
By Jeffery Najar | | General Posts
Last year at this time I was pretty much doing the same thing I am now. Working every day trying to balance the bills, the family, the gym, writing, and getting in the occasional joy ride rather than just commuting back and forth to and from work. I really had no idea I would be attending Sturgis in just over a month, but as most of you know, I did attend the 65th rally.
If you read my report on the run to the Badlands with El Bandito himself, you already know of the adventurous trip we had.
Between fighting off the opal pushers in Arizona, to dodging bone-shaking storms in Colorado, every day put an obstacle in our path that would turn into memories we could look back on and laugh about later.
In my Sturgis run report, I never really reported on what I actually experienced at the rally. Since many that read this site have been to Sturgis, a lot of this will remind you of your first trip and hopefully it will allow you to travel back in time and smile on the memories. For the unfortunate folks that have yet to take the opportunity to travel to Sturgis, let me paint a picture of what you can expect once you get there.
My report will be different from the others you have read, because I am in no way famous. I don’t write for the national magazines or build bikes for a living. I didn’t get to travel in the “known” groups and attend all the “in” parties. I am one of the unknowns. I was just a face in the crowd. This is a peek into my trip to Sturgis for the first time.
I left Bandit and the rest of the crew just inside Deadwood. I didn’t know where to go or what to do from there. He told me to just follow the signs and I would be fine. I had no idea where I would stay, my phone wasn’t getting a signal, and to top things off, my bank had cut off my account because I didn’t let them know I would be travelling. I found out later they did this for my “protection”, but I think it’s just another way they can fuck with you.
I followed the sign and rode in with Billy “Wheels” Marvin. He had rode with us from Arizona to Sturgis, this being his first trip as well.
Two virgins wandering into the darkness with no clue where to go.
Billy and I made our way through what seemed like 100 miles, but it actually turned out to be 19. Isn’t it funny how angst can multiply the unknown to make the future almost unbearable? We ended up on Lazelle St. and found a place to park the bikes behind one of the vendors. I remember it sounded like thunder because of the constant rumble of V-twins.
I would later find out the rumble doesn’t stop for two weeks, 24 hours a day in some parts. We just started wandering up the street as we didn’t even know where to start looking.
Sturgis is unlike any place on earth. I would later find out the rally is actually spread out between several towns. I would travel to Deadwood, Sturgis, Spearfish, and finally ended up riding the Black Hills. I also made a detour to Mt. Rushmore on my final morning, but that’s getting ahead of myself.
So here we are a couple of cherries walking down Lazelle getting bombarded with sensory overload. I was walking, Billy was in his wheelchair. It still amazes me how this guy was completely independent and required absolutely no extra attention or help to travel across the country on a motorcycle. He still inspires me to this day.
Everything, and I mean everything, you ever wanted for your bike is at Sturgis. I meandered through one vendor to the next just amazed at the shit I was seeing.
I approached the West Coast Choppers booth, and there’s Chopper Dave sitting on the couch bullshitting with some people. It was surreal to see these people who I had only seen in magazines just sitting around shooting the shit.
I ended up at Indian Larry’s booth with a great guy named Chase. He gave me a beer and I sat with him while he sold t-shirts for Larry’s guys.
While we were there, Billy started geeking over this old man walking up. Come to find out it was the famous Deacon, who builds kick ass motors and bikes out of Hawaii. I hadn’t even realized till then that Chase was his boy! These guys can do some amazing shit with their bikes and let me tell you, they are a couple of wildmen! It was a little funny to watch as some poor fool sat on Larry’s bike. Chase came unglued, screaming for the guy to get off. The poor guy looked like he was going to piss himself. I felt bad for the guy.
I ended up leaving Billy with them and unfortunately never saw him again at the rally. I was tired, broke, and I had no clue where I was going to stay. To tell you the truth, I was a little scared. I didn’t know shit about this area and I didn’t know what to do next. All I kept worrying about is where was I going to get the money to get something to drink and eat. God must’ve seen I was worrying, because he sent a rescue just as it was getting dark.
I had finally made my way to the Full Throttle and was spending the last of the cash in my pocket getting ass prints on my head from the beautiful Angie. If you don’t know Angie, get the fuck off your ass and find her. Anyway, I had just spent my last bucks on a beer and Angie gave me an ass print on my head when my phone rang!
I was happy to see it was my buddy from Houston, Mike. He had been at the rally for a day already and was worried when he hadn’t heard from me. My phone was breaking up badly and the only thing he got was that I was at the Full Throttle. The last thing I heard was he would be there in a half-hour. I finished my beer and watched a guy burn his tire until it popped in the burn out pit. Fucking crazy! As I left I saw a woman who could bounce her tits like a bodybuilder bounces his pecs. It was the strangest thing I had ever seen. She had some big, fat, tits too! I decided to go to the parking lot and wait for Mike.
Walking through a parking lot at Sturgis is an amazing experience in and of itself. Just taking in all the bikes that are actually ridden and checking out the distance people traveled. Granted, there’s no real way to tell if they rode all the way or just trailered to the hotel, but it was still neat to see all the different license plates. The bikes in the parking lot would win most of the shows I have been to, but they are just the bikes people ride to The Mecca.
I didn’t care for this bike personally, but it was loud as hell.
My buddy Mike pulled into the parking lot and I was never so glad to see a friendly face in my life. He just smiled as I explained my predicament and how I was lost.
“I’ll buy you a beer,” was all he said. He had a shit-eating grin and just laughed, as I seemed more flustered than he had ever seen before.
We went back into the bar and had a couple of beers. It’s funny how I was panicked just a few minutes before but now didn’t seem to have a care in the world. All the problems just seemed to wash away as I felt myself letting go more and more. Before I knew it, I was having the time of my life without a care in the world. I guess it was the power of Sturgis, or maybe I was just fucked up. Mike did buy a few shots.
Mike’s old lady was staying back at their campsite and she was blowing his phone up!!! It didn’t matter that he was with a choirboy like myself, she didn’t trust him. I tell ya, it put a damper on the whole trip!
After a while we decided to leave and head to their campsite. Luckily they had found a woman in town who rented out her front yard. For $15 a night, you had a shower, toilet, and all the coffee you wanted. It was nice. I was so tired I could hardly put up my tent and woke up in the middle of the night wrapped in it like a plastic burrito. I didn’t care, I just wanted to go back to sleep. Just as I started to doze, I was woken up from the sounds of my buddy and his wife going at it. It sucked because I was alone; but then again I didn’t have to listen to any Bitchn either. You know, for a couple that was arguing just a few hours earlier, you couldn’t tell they were mad the way they were going at it. I finally just got up and went for a ride up the street.
Main Street was littered with everything from beer cans, bottles, trash, to people wandering the sidewalk. I couldn’t believe they were still out at 4 in the morning. It was eerie and cool all at the same time. I didn’t stay out very long, but did meet a man from Oklahoma who had spent his retirement money to buy a brand new H-D Ultra, and was traveling the U.S.A. He was having the time of his life and I started to resent him. That’s when he told me he actually resented me because he waited his whole life to go to Sturgis and I was already there at 31 years old. Hey, some guys have all the luck!
The next morning we woke up and went to the local high school for a pancake breakfast. I don’t remember exactly how much it cost, but it was less than ten bucks and you got a decent serving of eggs, bacon, and pancakes; good enough to start the day. We left after breakfast and rode out to the ’06 Harley unveiling. The bikes were beautiful and the crowd was intense. I don’t care what your motorcycle preference; you cannot deny the kick ass design of Harley Davidson. Shit, even their motorclothes are looking good. My buddy’s step-dad bought a normally $600 leather coat for $200. I wish I had a thousand bucks to blow in there because I guarantee everything was 50-70% off the normal price.
We left there and just rode the streets for a while. I wish I could tell you where exactly we went, but I was lost in the moment. My senses were blurred with the sheer amount of stuff to process. Normally I wave to people who I see riding, but this would be impossible in Sturgis. The trail of bikes coming and going is practically non-stop in every direction you look.
We eventually made it to Main Street to parade down the line. I enjoyed it, but my bike was getting hot. The line took too long to get through, so I only did the tour once. Pictures in magazines definitely don’t show the degree of heat you are dealing with when just waiting to go. I couldn’t believe the number of Fatboys, Heritage’s, and Road Kings I saw in Sturgis. I was glad I had the Apehangers and fucked up rattle can paintjob, otherwise I would have lost my bike LOTS of times. It is nice riding a new Harley, but it does suck when you see 200 of the exact same bike you are riding. Oh well, I guess if I wanted to be different, I could have built one from scratch. I did notice there were not too many kit choppers out and about, which surprised me. In Houston, they are everywhere and their riders’ look at Harley guys like, “Oh, you only ride a Harley.” I swear I want to shove my foot straight up their ass while pushing their fat-assed “custom” on top of them. I hate when people act like they are better than someone else.
We ate some grilled chicken for lunch and just walked around Main Street and Lazelle. About mid-afternoon we decided to go back to camp and get cleaned up before our nighttime activities. Because I had spent 6 days getting to Sturgis, I had to leave the next morning.
After a quick shower and a pretty intense game of quarters, we were ready to see the Sturgis nightlife. We ended up parking at the opposite end of Lazelle as the Full Throttle. We walked the strip making pit stops into each vendor and just window-shopping. The atmosphere was amazing as people from all over seemed hell-bent on nothing more than having a great time. Almost everyone we approached seemed to be smiling and having fun. For those not having fun, well they all gathered at The Knuckle Saloon. Here was where the action seemed to grow exponentially by the hour. Guys and gals signed up to fistfight. It was amazing and I had a ball. I did notice that many of the guys strutting through town trying to “act” tough seemed to walk right past this bar. Trust me, I know it’s easier to act tough than to actually be tough. I have the crooked nose to prove it.
We ended up at another bar named One-Eyed Jacks later and just had a blast. Drinking wasn’t all that happened either. It was just a fun party laughing and talking with all these people. I swear it was biker heaven. As it got later, the party seemed to grow. We went right along with it. The crowd seemed to flow like the tides; some had high tide, while others had low tide. We tried to go with the flow. We did travel through the Broken Spoke, Stroker’s, Easyrider’s, and finally back to Lazelle. It was a whirlwind of fun amplified by open pipes, laughter, beer, whiskey, and sometimes a little pot. Not only could you see the party, but also you could hear it, smell it, and even taste the fun.
I awoke the next day wrapped up in my tent again. I don’t even remember the last part of the night, but Mike and his wife said I had a great time dancing on a few tables. Supposedly I helped some young kid who had let his alligator mouth overrun his canary ass and he was getting stomped. Mike said I surprised everyone by breaking the whole mess up and getting the kid out of there. I don’t remember, but it doesn’t sound like me. I would usually walk by assuming he got what he deserved, so there’s proof that alcohol will make you do stupid shit.
We packed up and headed out to Mt. Rushmore. The rock was beautiful, but a mountain goat almost raped me. I thought they were tame. We started the long trip home at around noon. We headed east out of Sturgis towards Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, and eventually Texas.
I had 1300 miles to reflect on the trip and I was extremely glad when I got home. Now here it is a year later and I feel the pangs of travel eating away at me. I have no vacation left at work, no money for vacation, and I can’t afford to take a week off without pay. But to tell you the truth, that’s the whole point, isn’t it? That’s what makes it fun. We spend all year juggling life and trying not to fall, but what do we end up with in the end. Nothing, just the legacy we leave behind which starts with the memories we make for our families and ourselves. Sturgis is about saying fuck the house, yardwork, bills, and the job. Sturgis is about having fun and celebrating with all the other riders who share the same passion for life that you do.
Fuck it! I’m going again this year. Hopefully I’ll see ya there.
Sturgis 2006 Run
By Bandit | | General Posts
This year has been nuts. I don’t know what got into me. At the first of the year we set a code to cut down on events and projects and take it easy. Here’s the glitch. We thought, mistakenly, we’d just build a bike to ride to Sturgis then take it to Bonneville. That V-Bike, the first Sportbike Panhead turned into two bikes, then three with a V-rod from Phoenix.
The plan seemed simple enough in the beginning. I caught the glitch in my prognosis and fortunately ducked out on the V-rod. I was down to building two bikes by myself, riding to Sturgis, joining the Hamsters again and riding home. Then three weeks later we would ride to Bonneville and get our salt feet wet at the Bubs International Speed Trials. Hell, I thought this was a breeze, just hit the salt once a year.
I’m not complaining. It’s all fun. I looked forward to the 2000 mile Hamster ride into the Badlands. They know how to do it, and have a blast along the way. The Hamsters take a lot of yuppie heat, but a great number of the 270-strong, group of custom bike enthusiast, ride. They ride a lot. I’ve known the core of the group over 25 years. In most cases many of the members are apart of this industry. Okay, so with a week to go before riding out, my V-Bike Panhead engine hadn’t arrived and it looked like a no-show.
Berry Wardlaw of Accurate Engineering recently completed a Biker Build-off with a fellow Hamster, Kim Suter, of KC Creations and Gypsy. His order desk was piled too high. A brother Hamster was due to arrive in a day or two to straddle my King and head out. The King was ready, but what the hell was I going to ride. I could jump aboard the Shovelhead from last year, but the aluminum tank started leaking again. I have a 1948 Panhead with dual carbs… Sin Wu suggested I contact Harley and see if they would like a long distance article on a new 96-inch 2007 King with a six-speed.
Give her a couple of margaritas and she sprouts her finest thinking. I contacted H-D and within an hour arrangements were made to compare two Kings while blasting to the Sturgis and back. Dale Gorman arrived in LA from Cape Cod and threw his duffle bag in the Bikernet Barracks. So there you have it, two 230 pound, plus, men heading out of town on two Kings. One a bone stock 2007 King, sporting a radio with XM hook-up, windshield and hard bags.
My King is a blacked out 2003 classic, 100th anniversary, with soft leather bags, Screamin’ Eagle heads, Screamin’ Eagle mid-range cams, a Screamin’ Eagle air cleaner, an H-D tear-drop air cleaner cover, Screamin’ Eagle, two-into-one exhaust, H-D blacked mag wheels, a Street Stalker front fender, highbars, no windshield, and one more, non-Harley performance accessory, a Keith Terry closed-loop fuel injection tuner. It’s still a pure 88-incher.
We packed light, no tour-packs, just what we could squeeze in our bags and in one Bandit’s bedroll apiece. I planted mine on the glide front-end nacelle as a windbreak and strapped it to the 16-inch highbars. Dale attached his behind him on the seat with crossed bungies and we rolled into grizzly Los Angeles traffic.
It's been five years since I rode with the Hamsters to Sturgis. Seemed like a lifetime. Dale and I rode to Sturgis at least three times. I was looking forward to a comfortable, weeklong run with some old bros, partying all across the west. Dale and I would shift from King to King noting our impressions. Our first stretch was the Mad Escape from Los Angeles to the home of Daytec and Atlas frames in Hesperia, California, some 98 miles into the Devor pass leading most weekenders towards Vegas.
Dale rode the ’07 King first and noted the 80-90 mph chassis walk on the interstate. Rubber-mounted dresses seem to flex at speeds and it’s generally due to the lack of rake and the driveline movement, with the swingarm attached to the transmission between two rubber biscuits. There’s a solution, the True-Track system designed be Wil Phillips.
This system adds another Heim joint under the transmission preventing driveline side-to-side motion. It takes a measly 10 minutes to install, and adds 80 percent more confidence to the ride. I installed one on the ’03 a couple of months prior and it dialed handling completely.
Dale also commented on the gearing. “It was hard to know what gear I was in,” He said. “All the gears seemed taller and I didn’t hit sixth until I was rolling along at 90 mph, but it’s cool.”
The ’07 appeared to be the virtually the same as the ’03 from a structural standpoint. Except for the 96-inch mill and the 6-speed transmission, they were the same bikes. The all black ’03 rumbled up the highway feeling fine except for the Aeromach highway pegs I installed. They were too close to my foot controls and I caught my boots between them. I need to adjust those suckers.
Here’s my thing about Kings. I tried to ride a customized dresser a few years back. The bike was killer, but it was a dresser. I grew up on choppers. I couldn’t handle it, but I can a King. Let me try to explain. It’s like a ’36 coupe guy driving a bus. A King works, like a hot rod aficionado in the seat of a ’59 Cadillac. It’s still cool. You can still pack your shit, and rock n roll, especially with apes. I actually think the factory could take Kings a step further and offer apes, a slightly stretched frame for bigger guys and stretched tanks for lowered ’59 Impala class. Something like Lake pipes slipping through traffic or across the country in style.Shot of Kings
So Dale and I slipped through traffic splitting lanes into the desert under a partially cloudy sky. The radio with the XM Satellite connection was a rush and a safety factor. Since no matter where that bike was the reception was as clear as a bell, so Dale wasn’t forced to precariously tune channels and volume surrounded by thundering 18-wheelers.
For some reason I haven’t been able to pump 13 psi of pressure into my H-D air adjustable shock for a while and we threatened to fix it on the road. No chance. We started checking fuel consumption at every gas stop as another comparison. In Hesperia after a tour of the Daytec plant and dinner at Phil Day’s estate we gassed up. We covered 117 miles with 3.1 gallons for 38 mpg. I was expecting more. I checked the oil temp with my digital dipstick gauge and came up with 221 degrees, which is bitchin’ for my twin cam. They run hotter than Evos and it’s a good notion to run an oil cooler. I wanted to compare it with the ’07 but the dipstick wouldn’t fit into the 6-speed case. I’ll bet he was running 20 degrees hotter.
Daytec produces 7,200 frames a year, with 200 employees, in their 50,000 square foot facility on the edge of the Mojave Desert. As we drank whiskey in Green Valley Bar with Clyde Fessler, an ex H-D VP, we watched the weather report, pointing out the ensuing heat wave and warning to avoid heat stroke by curbing alcohol intake or coffee. We ordered another round, and coffee was our first morning beverage, then more whiskey.
Let’s ride. We jumped up in the morning, grabbed a pot of steaming coffee, plus breakfast and lined up for the “Wind ‘em up,” call. We rolled from Hesperia behind Phil Day the back way, 70 miles into Yucca Valley, where the notorious Bob T. lives with the Chop N Grind racing team, in a tin shed. They were the sister team to our 5-Ball Racing crew. Dale and I gassed up. The girls with the rest of the Hamsters demanded breakfast, so we peeled out toward the Joshua Tree National Park, to avoid those sand snortin’ bastards in the Chop N Grind team. We had covered a brief 70 miles and both the ’07 and the ’03 took exactly 1.6 gallons for 43.7 mpg. That’s more like it.
We slipped through the outlaw territory of Joshua National Forrest, past massive and smooth Skull Rock and Fried Liver Wash. It was my turn on the ’07 and that baby was a gearing delight. I found 5th gear to be perfect through the general desert curves, and 4th fit the bill through a more curvaceous mountain pass. I could buzz along until I hit 80 before I shifted into 4th and 90 mph before 5th. The new King ran smooth as glass.Shot of babe on keys
At General Payton’s Museum at the Chiraco Summit, Dale pulled my King keys out of his pocket. A super hot babe resides on one side of the key bound thermometer. The mercury ran damn close to 120 degree. I told the ex-arm wrestling champion, to keep his big fingers off the girl. We had another 70 miles before we could hit the helmet free Arizona state line.
In the grizzly town of Blythe on the Arizona border we accumulated 141 miles and our gas intake was virtually the same for 37.6 mpg. The 96-inch ’07 was running along at the same gas mileage as the slightly modified ’03. Generally stock bikes are tuned to the lean side, so it made sense that the bigger engine was pulling the same mileage. Rolling into Phoenix we experienced a mpg drop to 30, the lowest of the trip. We musta fucked up our calculations.
Dale and I started a maneuver to avoid the morning pack and the afternoon thunderstorms. We pulled out about an hour before the scheduled departure time. In Scottsdale, we partied at Myron Larrabee’s Billet Bar and I hooked up with my lovely Bonneville racer, Valerie Thompson, who ran 2nd in her class in the Destroyer drag racing class. The slight girl, sponsored by Monster Energy Drinks, would ride our 120-inch Panhead on the Salt, in another month, and set a world record. Hang on for that story. ( Bedroll shot on the front of the king)
The next morning we loaded up to cut a dusty trail to Payson in the Tonto Apache Indian Reservation. We sliced through our second day and this was the best ride yet, with mild smokin’ curves through picturesque hills, Joshua trees and Yuccas. I also noted a trend. We were both packin’ Bandit’s Bedrolls. Mine worked perfect as a wind brake and Dale’s gave him some back support. His was bungied just behind his lower back across the seat and mine we tie-wrapped to the bars with heavy reusable ties. They are tough, strong and durable. I found that I could snap them in place easily each morning and they never budged.
Sin Wu ran out to the Kings just before we left and handed each one of us a Helmet Hog. They easily slipped into our small bag pockets for use with packing Helmets through free states. They worked like double DD bras over beautiful boobs, holding them comfortable and secure. Kinda gets me going. If you want one, try Helmet-Hog.com.
From Payson we ran into rain heading to Holbrook. Out of 99 miles we thundered through 50 miles of rain. Another trend was emerging. Again we used the same amount of gas, 2.3 gallons for 100 miles for 43 mpg. That number was more in keeping with what I believed a big twin was capable of. I owned several old Shovelheads that did 48 mpg on a regular basis. These were much larger displacement bikes, but also more efficient.
We peeled along the 260 toward highway 377 onto Interstate 40, then through thunderstorms, lightening and blinding road construction into Gallop. It was a grizzly ride demanding all our attention to narrowing road conditions, gravel, beveled lanes, fluorescent cones and thundering 18-wheeler pounding us with spray. In a sense the danger heightens the excitement of the ride. We dug around town peering through wet glasses trying, in vein, to find the correct Best Western Motel. We found it and scrambled to the bar where I noted Dale’s impressions of the ’07 King. I also checked the oil temp gauge on the ’03, but condensation attacked the lens and for three days it was useless.
Just after we rolled onto interstate 40 we were able to open both bikes up and the ’03 reached over 117, but the ’07 couldn’t cross the 100-mile mark on the easy-to-read speedo. “You killed me in every gear,” Dale said after we performed a series or roll on tests in 4th, 5th, and 6th gear. Stock bikes are so restricted out of the box that the 96-incher couldn’t keep up with my slightly modified ’03 88-incher.
Dale enjoyed the mountain handling after he put 15 pounds air pressure in the rear shocks. “The tires are shaky and I could lock the front dual discs too easily on the wet pavement,” Dale explained. “These bikes are not designed for tall guys, although it handled well in the rain.” Over the last couple of years they have added 1-inch axles front and rear for more stability and a tougher front motor mount. Although I beat him in the roll-on test, it wouldn’t take much to wake up the thunder in that 96-inch engine. “Hey,” Dale added, “I hit 103 mph going down hill.”
As we bellied up to the bar my cell phone rattled across the hard surface. It was Mike Lichter asking me to write a brief description of Old School and New School for his Journey Museum display. I ordered my first Jack on the rocks, while Dale and I discussed the ride, the weather, the blinding semis and made notes for Mike’s article. Maybe some of you read my blither about Old School and New. It’s all a bullshit way to describe one style or another. We had fun with the article. I dictated it to the lovely Sin Wu back in California and she sent it to Mike via e-mail. When I ride I leave the Internet connections at home.
The next morning we headed straight into Albuquerque for 150-mile blast to beat the storms. We were determined to make Sante Fe before the thunderclouds bunched against the hills and poured on our parade. Again we left earlier than the pack. Chaz, a Hamster prospect pointed out that my rear turn-signal bar was coming loose and I crawled around under the ’03 King with a new fastener to reposition the bracket and tighten her down.
We took the straight shot, whereas Corporal Hamster scheduled trails meandering into beautiful, off-highway passes and valleys. We had no intention of trying to peer through soaked lenses at picturesque, pine-covered mountains, in a driving rainstorm. As we rambled toward Albuquerque I had various thoughts of past Hamster runs. I could imagine Arlen, who has ridden to Sturgis, 30 years in a row, Barry Cooney or some of the guys who rode out first on Shovelheads and stretched Sportsters, breaking down from town to town. It was a still blast, an adventure at every curve, in every town and running from every cop.
I thought about the times when we searched each town for a girl or a party. I thought about racing from town to town. I liked the reduced speed signs. I always sped up. Times have changed, or I have, as we peeled across New Mexico heading for Sante Fe.
We arrived in the early afternoon, way ahead of the pack, and fought mountains of traffic to our motel. We checked in and found a Sushi bar. By the time we finished a luscious lunch it was pouring and we darted across the crowded boulevard to the Harley shop. They knew customer service and offered to ship Dale’s bling for free, so he wasn’t forced to pack it on the King. I also noticed that Dale’s turn-signals quit, then his horn failed. We check fuses and discovered the culprit. Evidently turn-signals and the horn circuit shared the same fuse.
Everything in Sante Fe changed from the last time I roamed through the seemingly southwestern artsy haven ten years prior. It went from a small town to a bustling tourists Mecca surrounded by 4-lane boulevards, new buildings, upscale restaurants, shopping centers and slick motels. Everything was crowded, congested and plastic. It set me in a mood of deep thinking that carried over to our dinner conversation. We discussed the stages of life for men and how women torture us and we torture them, with little understanding in between. We pondered how families work, how they don’t and how there are no generalizations about anyone. We all struggle, learn, succeed, fail and survive, or not.
We decided a plethora of books exist for women but few for men, and we should write one. On our way to Sturgis we ran into two major industry marriages unglued, the Daytec family and the Bourgets. It disturbed my heart, because I’ve been through it many times and know the pain, the rush, the desire and passion that shifts gears through life and often takes whole families and businesses down the tubes. Watch out! I ordered another Jack on the Rocks and voted for legalized prostitution. I believe, in my slanted thinking, it would save families from breaking up over fresh sex, but what the hell do I know? I just don’t believe that tying anyone, men or women, down with rules and restrictions stops the libido from functioning as nature designed.
Like Sedona, Arizona, maybe there’s a collision of creative stars over Santa Fe. An emotional Bermuda triangle vortex hanging over the clear starlit skies of Sante Fe, snagged my tired senses, or maybe I was just horny.
After a day’s rest in Sante Fe, checkin’ the jewelry selection for the girls and working out for the first time in a week, we were up at the crack of dawn and motored out of town with full tanks of gas. As we rolled away from the lobby, we noticed the bearer of bad weather, Harlan, out front polishing his dresser. Either he drank a dose of over-confidence or he was nuts. According to Dawson the storm clouds were bunching up against the mountains already.
We rolled out of Sante Fe away from the interstate onto 285. Somehow when we drifted into Antonito, Colorado, where we jiggled our empty tanks, on fumes. We tested the maximum mileage capacity of the two Kings. We scraped through 182 miles before we were bone dry and shaking the tanks for enough drops to whisk us into any gas station. We both took 4.5 gallons for 40.4 mpg.
When we arrived in the mighty upscale ski haven, the weather cleared and we dried out at a terrific Barbecue Rib joint, south of our Hotel and just north of downtown. Dale and I stumbled into Arlen Ness several nights in a row and had dinner with the Chopper Doctor and a couple of his customers. Arlen has always been Mr. Mellow, but one of his buddies had a fascinating story. From a kid, Mike Avila raced speedboats and became a 7-time world champion water skier. Ten years ago he was in a terrible, high-speed skiing accident and was listed as DEA a couple of times. He didn’t give up, and although he’s still somewhat handicapped, he’s at the brink of another World Championship, as the boat driver and team leader. He rode with Arlen and the Hamsters to Sturgis this year and fell in love with the area. “He bought a condo in Spearfish,” Arlen said, “and he’ll ride every year.”
We wanted to hang out with the smiling New Zealand babe in the barbecue joint, but the next morning, headed the other direction down the 82 toward Glenwood springs on Interstate 70 that curves through the White River National Forest toward another skiing Mecca of Vail through Frisco, Colorado and dropped us into Denver. Again, we hit the road early and prayed for a highway that slithered around the city, onto the 25 north to Cheyenne.
Riding through Denver is much like LA, in its level of congestion. Interstate 70 is a fantastic roaming highway bordered by rivers, sharp mountain passes, and greenery. On an open day, you could fly through this pass, as if it was cut from the mountain just for choppers. Roaming down the Loveland pass at 11992 feet, we came face to face with the city of Denver, increased traffic, trucks and construction equipment. I remembered breaking a primary belt 10 years ago on that pass.
Suddenly the highway peppered us with gravel and dust as we looked for the bypass to avoid as much city congestion as possible, and we found it. Less than ten miles up the road we slipped onto 25 North and pulled off for Gas. Jeff Levy tagged along with us, on his bright orange ’04 Electra, in the morning, and we hooked up with a couple of other fast-riding Hamsters.
Highway 25 is another interesting ride. It’s the yellow brick road out of Denver, a vast expanse of golden fields, and nothing much else surrounds an almost straight asphalt ribbon leading us north, past one of the largest H-D dealers I’ve ever scene. H-D of Longmont or Loveland is across the freeway from a massive Budweiser plant in the middle of no-place. Like the 15 out of LA heading toward Vegas, the nature of suburban sprawl may gradually connect small bergs together until Denver reaches the Wyoming border, just like Los Angeles spreads toward Vegas daily. Denver was hot as hell as we sped toward Wyoming and Cheyenne. We figured 260 miles for the day. It actually trip- gauged at 298 miles. We started at 8:00 a.m. and rolled into dusty Cheyenne at 3:00 p.m.
It was Saturday morning as we were headed home (our Biker Home of Sturgis), along 25 north from the bottom of Wyoming to almost the top, virtually on one highway, 85 roaming into the Badlands. Ten miles out of Cheyenne we rolled off 25 onto two lanes of 85 and zagged north to Torrington for one quick left on 26 then a right back onto 85 where we remained true into Lusk, then New Castle, 4-Corners and Lead, passed the outskirts of Deadwood into Sturgis 16 miles away.
Most of the Hamsters, at that point leaned west toward Spearfish along the same 90 freeway. In Deadwood we gassed up on a back street and I was already shouting to brothers I knew, who rode past. We were almost home.
We snuck in the back part of town to avoid the traffic and found our Sturgis abode at 1147 4th street. We parked, but couldn’t get in. We locked up the two Kings, strolled into downtown and visited Arlin Fatland at Two Wheelers, then Pepper at the Sturgis Museum. The town was bustling and we were trying to call for lodging assistance to our Sucker Punch Sally and Saxon connection, Ken Conte. We reached him and discovered we were parked at the wrong location. Our home was a Day Care Center for kids a block up on the corner of Willard and 4th. Whatta trip, sand boxes, miniature furniture, dinky lockers and toys scattered around the yard. We were home.
It was damn good to kick back, have a beer and relax, we arrived—Sturgis 2006. I’m not going to blither through every move on the Streets of Sturgis. We always seemed to have a mission or a goal. Bikernet supplied the Girls of Bikernet to the Hardbike Booth on Lazelle. We had to check it out.
I would like to personally thank these two girls for entertaining on Lazelle, with the Hardbikes crew, for the entire week, solid. I wanted them to wear something that touted Bikernet, but where the hell would they put it?
We sponsored the Thunder Road location on the outside of town, and Sam Dixon and Livia took over our booth in the Thunderdome, so we investigated and I became a celebrity judge for the AMD Championship of Bike Building.
We wandered through Michael Lichter's Journey Museum display of bikes, checked-out my writings, words from other authors and his photography. We visited friends from far and wide, industry guys, builders, broads and whiskey drinking partners.
Since I sponsored Billy Lane’s Blood Sweat and Gears program and the Kids And Chrome charity banquet to support the Kids Rapid City Hospital and the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum we got up early to attend the builders breakfast at the Broken Spoke, then we snuck out the back door and headed for home. We had a Bonneville bike to build and hit the salt with.
Sturgis was cool, crowded, yet the official numbers indicated attendance dropped a severe 40 percent. Was it gas prices, Middle East war, economy? Everywhere we turned new facilities were being built for the future.
Jay Allen from the Broken Spoke plans a new camping facility and concert center. Samson Exhaust, Kenny Price, bought a massive lot in Spearfish, brothers are moving to the region to support the growth. Confidence is high that Sturgis will continue to grow and draw 400,000 plus numbers annually.
It’s a blast, from the girls, the bikes, the shows, the concerts, the food and bars. The entire chopper industry is there, as if the sign at the beginning of town said DisneyChopperWorld. If you want to see it, it’s there. Did I mention the Lemonade girls?
I have one major regret. I was inducted into the Sturgis Hall of Fame last year. This year I recommended John Reed, for an appointment into the Hall of Fame. He didn’t plan on attending the Black Hills Rally but I forced the issue, when the appointment was confirmed. He jumped on one of his wild motorcycles and rode to Sturgis in just over 24 hours. John’s an English madman who has designed new products for Custom Chrome for 25 years. I discussed the induction breakfast with Pepper and she told me the format was changed to speed up the process, and I didn’t need to attend.
I will always regret peeling for the border Tuesday morning, instead of staying for the Wednesday breakfast. My apologies, John.
Instead of blithering on about Sturgis, I’m going to run a couple of sidebars about the rally from other industry individuals. Below is Hardbikes, Bob Kay’s report and a report from S&S on their activities. Ah, but keep going, there’s always an adventure tagged onto any Black Hills Rally and this one will snap your head back, so keep reading.
Bob Kay on SturgisHardbikes Working Sturgis 2006
Back from Sturgis and I’m just now getting back hitting on both cylinders. I know what you’re thinking, Babes, Bikes and Booze, right? Well that has changed if you are working the Sturgis show and we were w-o-r-k-i-n-g it! I had a drink at the start and end of the show and worked the entire week straight through.
In order to be successful you have to work the crowd and make sure you have a reason for the crowd to stop in at your booth. We brought in the Girls of Bikernet. Bandit knows his ladies and the Girls of Bikernet were very frisky. You can see them doing their thing right here.
The Biker and Rat's Hole Show crew came by and asked us to enter a bike. We rode our fat-ass drag race-style 330 Pro Street Tattoo Bike. Our production bike was placed in the ultra-custom class. Now only radical bikes end up in this class and in Sturgis you see the best bikes from the most renowned builders. So it was a big honor to participate.
It was even a bigger honor to take the 2nd place trophy away from some big name customizers. You just don’t see production bikes performing in this class. It’s truly a reflection of our engineering, design and paint team to make this happen. It also shows what Hardbikes is able to produce. It’s our goal to deliver a custom bike at production prices and the marketplace is sitting up and applauding.
We had daily Girls of Bikernet/Hardbikes fashion shows, gave out water, free t-shirts and of course the Girls of Bikernet were on hand posing for free pictures.
A new design trend in the industry is a jewel-like vintage look. The winner of the AMD bike show was a combination of bobber and board track racer with each component part a work of art. The time and energy put into the components is really taking the design to the next level.
The 2006 edition of Sturgis seemed to be a little less well attended. Usually we see the rally building throughout the week. This year it hit the high level mark the first few days and by the last concert of the week everyone was gone.
What I came away with this year is that competition is up. And that means enthusiasts have more to choose from than ever before. At Hardbikes we are ready for the challenge. We offer what no one else can offer. An ability to custom fit a bike to your exact specifications and allow the owner to build their own custom motorcycle with custom parts just like you see on TV. The difference is, owners build it at the Hardbikes website instead of the OCC garage.
Hope you all had a good Sturgis. Keep the rubber side down!
-Bob Kay, Hardbikes
Eric Herrmann’s Sturgis Report
Hope to see you at Bonneville. Here’s some Sturgis info if you’d like. Dustin Herrmann (age 15) on his first trip to Sturgis with his father Eric Herrmann, took 2nd place in the amateur hill climb. Dustin’s 1st two attempts were on a muddy hill shortly after a rainstorm. With no extended swing arm, Dustin came within 9’ of the first place finish in his category.
With help from industry friends Metzler / Pirelli Tires and tools borrowed from Bikers Choice / Tucker-Rocky, Dustin’s wide-open throttle clearly made him the crowd favorite. With a second place trophy, the 6:00 news, and a place in the record books, Dustin is already planning for Sturgis 2007. Father Eric Herrmann also challenged the hill and was victorious only by not ending up in the hospital. And I taught him how to ride.
The Proud Parent.
–Eric Herrmann
www.EricHerrmannStudios.com
S&S Sturgis Report
Sturgis 2006 was a busy time for the S&S crew. After successful appearances in Daytona, Laughlin, Myrtle Beach, and Laconia, the World Builders Showcase once again wowed the huge crowds. The Big Twin West Show (December 1–3, 2006 in Las Vegas) will be the last chance to catch this prestigious showcase of international talent.
Other S&S supported events included The AMD Pro Show, featuring the most talented and innovative builders from around the globe and the Kids and Chrome Benefit for Children’s Care Hospital & School, which generated over $8,000 through the auction of an S&S donated SH93 engine.
“What is the best way to promote our product? It is by letting the customers experience it for themselves,” stated S&S president, Brett Smith. Given this directive, the crew put together S&S’ first demo ride program at Sturgis Dragway. Carefully screened customers were given the chance to ride a test bike equipped with an S&S T124 Hot Set Up Kit, 6 Speed All Helical Gear Transmission, S&S High Performance Clutch Assembly, and S&S Slip-On mufflers. “Judging by their ear to ear grins and colorful comments, I think that they were thoroughly impressed with the brute power and tractability of the 124,” said S&S Events Manager, James Simonelli.
S&S collaborated with Rick Luebeck, of Luebeck’s Customs, and introduced a custom 106” Victory® at Sturgis’ popular Broken Spoke Saloon. This bike featured the new S&S 106” Hot Set Up Kit®, available exclusively through Victory dealers. Justin Bramstedt, S&S Testing and Development Engineer, put the 110+ horsepower to work, smoking the tire to the delight of the cheering crowd. “Based on the crowd’s reaction and the number of people who hung around to check out this custom Victory up close and personal, this Hot Setup Kit will be a very popular product line for us and an exciting new option for Victory riders,” said S&S’ new Director of Sales and Marketing, Timm Fields.
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Are you ready for the wrap up? We blasted back into Southern California ready to work toward our first attempt to go fast on the Bonneville Salt Flats since 1990, and I was on the ER Streamliner team. We set the World Land Speed Record for Motorcycles, 321 mph.
The run home wasn’t without a Wyoming ticket for highbars, and meeting old Stage Coach Bob in a bar on the edge of Utah.
We rolled into LA and jumped off the freeway in Compton, Califa, a strange industrial ghetto next to downtown Los Angeles. At a stoplight a naked young black man stepped into the street wearing only tennis shoes and socks. He walked across the street as if he was walking from his home to the corner to buy a pack of gum. Dale looked at me as if he expected abhorrent behavior from LA, and he finally found it. He’s from Cape Cod, Mass, way back east.
We had less than ten miles to rumble through before our journey was over, but Nyla met us with her son who was anxious to ride the ’07 King. Kyle jumped aboard the King and sped off. We arrived home safely and unloaded, but Kyle didn’t show. He decided to show off the flashy King to his uncle in San Pedro.
On the way up a winding accent into a residential community a woman in a van slowed in front of Kyle and swung to the right as if to park. Then she abruptly turned left into Kyle’s path. He slammed into her front fender and flew over the hood onto the pavement. The King was severely damaged and Kyle met with his first case of road rash.
So ended Sturgis 2006. Helluva ride on two Kings, with a good brother and the Hamsters. Sturgis rocked and Bikernet was everywhere. Unfortunately the San Pedro PD found Kyle at fault. Michael Hupy is investigating the accident, and goddamnit, we’re going to appeal the ruling.