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The Outlaw West Bikernet Weekly News for May 16, 2024

Get a blast of the positive corner of the motorcycling industry. We are upbeat against the uphill climb to ride out the terror of climate doomsdayers and owner-repair naysayers. Sturgis may have a new race but the city council and its city folks may just have something to say or do about it. Dave Zein tells you like it is and how it should be. You need to be a part of MRF, IMF and ABATE. Don’t worry, Sam Burns rode in with a ton of trikes and babes–well many photos of one babe at least. KlockWerks has a partnership with Indian Motorcycle, so you’d wanna know about it. There is a new rodeo in a town in Ohio by Easyriders Events. Bandit it is keeping the Sturgis Museum on its toes with his passion to ride it to monumental status. You gotta keep up because he finishes entire projects by the time you get out of bed. Someone needed Bikemaster oil so we spilled the news on them. Its available in multigrade mineral and fully synthetic. So you may wanna grab one before you go on a run. A Satan’s Slave acquaintance dropped by to say hi. Satan was unavailable for comment and we pray all is well. Down Under, someone is already singing a song damning the situation over there. Check out that video at your own peril. Strictly for children above 21 years old only. In serious news–schools in Virginia are gonna go back to their Confederate names. It is uncertain if students will be wearing gray uniforms in class but maybe their childhood is now under siege. Other serious concern shared is the truth about climate and California pollution. AMRA is still chasing fun with a family of racers ready to let it rip at every new town and Raceway. I had been trying for two years to get someone to believe in my idea of hitching my longboard to my motorcycle. To my shock and awe, LowBrow Customs has a skateboard rack for Sportsters and Dynas. I have neither Sportsters or Dynas and actually no skateboard–I have the outdoors “longboard”. But let’s see what I can do with this and a beaten up Enfield (motorcycle, not the rifle). LowBrow also is giving away free PDFs of something you need to grab while it lasts. (What is the expiry date on a computer file?) Well, as long as they are sharing it and is available for download. Even The Sheriff popped in for a hello and status update from Greece and about Sweden. There is a mention of a Japanese business….find out that it is indeed exceptional excellence that is Bikernet.com, online since 27 years. Yale has wisdom and light…for incense. No smoking in the Bikernet Temple. Did you know, every week, you have a hot deal on a used motorcycle, only on Bikernet.com? Yes, courtesy of Lifestyle Cycles, the best in the business and open 7 days of the week. S&S announced a new muffler? For what? I am silenced to avoid spoilers. If you thought you could never start exercising, it is true as per a new article which also offers a solution. No, not a lotion solution such as snake oil or beer shampoo–just some things to do to get you to exercise. Reader Comments pour in and Bandit has them handled before any of them could click another selfie. Just kidding! Bikers only click photos of motorcycles. I don’t have a photo of myself since school group photos and the Missing Cat Flyers posted all over the city in which the photocopy person used my photo instead of my cat’s photo because the cat was of course missing. There is a contest from Throttle Addiction and you might just get to ride your motorcycle around on a truck. Bandit wrote a 100 word limit fiction because it is a contest and he is as competitive as anyone can be. I learnt about a creature called Vols from him today. Does all this seem like an excessive overview or a very lousy review? You will have to visit the News to know and comment.

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Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride 2024

towering Frenchmen, France 2023

Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride 2024
Riding For Men’s Health
Sunday 19th May 2024

Classic and vintage style motorcycles, dressing dapper and riding to raise funds and awareness for men’s mental health and prostate cancer research.

  • 105 nations
  • US$ 50.44 million raised since 2012
  • 956 Rides

The Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride is an annual motorcycle charity event that fundraises for Movember. Movember is the leading global charity changing the face of men’s health through prostate cancer research and men’s mental health initiatives. The Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride looks to connect all riders around the world who own and ride classic and custom style motorcycles and scooters, to dress dapper and unite in a parade through the heart of their city to raise funds and awareness for men’s health.

Each ride is organised by volunteer ride hosts, and each city is limited to one ride. To find out if there’s a ride in your city, or a city near you, visit our rides page.

Get out and ride and don’t forget to register at
https://www.gentlemansride.com/

TELL ‘EM BIKERNET.COM SENT YA !

Auckland lads, New Zealand 2023

The Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride is a themed event, focusing on the classic style of both participants and their machines. Dress dapper and celebrate in style with your fellow gentlefolk!

DGR is a classic themed event, so modern-designed motorcycles, sports motorcycles, dirt/adventure motorcycles and cruiser motorcycles that do not fit within the classic style are not eligible to participate with. If you don’t have a suitable vehicle but are passionate about our event, you can still sponsor a participant or donate to the event, which will contribute towards our charitable goals and benefit all men around the world.

Italian dapper, Italy 2023

  • The ride is open to people of all genders
  • You need a classic or modern-classic motorcycle to ride
  • It is a charitable event but it is not compulsory to fundraise or donate unless you are taking part in a city with a required minimum donation.
  • Movember is the sole beneficiary to DGR, and donating to other charities through DGR is not possible or permitted.
  • You can receive a tax-deductible receipt include: USA, Canada, UK, Australia, New Zealand, Germany, Netherlands, Spain and Sweden.
  • Movember is the world’s largest men’s health organisation
  • Safety is always the priority. If a city is experiencing extreme conditions, we will postpone the event if necessary and as decided by the Ride City Host.
  • Riding a motorcycle is a risky exercise, regardless of what you are wearing

British gentlefolks, England 2023

Gentlefolk Prize Competition
The Gentlefolk Competition gives all participants a chance to win including a brand new Triumph Motorcycle from the modern classic range, a Hedon x DGR 2024 Hedonist Helmet and a €1000 EUR voucher from Motogadget. Winners will be chosen at random after the 2024 campaign. Find out more on how to win and the details of the prizes below.

Other prizes include:
Top 100 Hedon Helmets
Top 100 Quad Lock
Fundraising Rewards patches and pins

Top 3 Global Fundraisers
The 3 highest fundraisers globally will all be rewarded with a set of highly esteemed prizes for their efforts in DGR 2024. From a modern classic motorcycle from Triumph Motorcycles, to a custom Hedon x DGR 2024 Hedonist, these are reserved for the year’s highest fundraisers.

Know the motorcycle style allowed in this ride at
https://www.gentlemansride.com/about/style-guide

There is a Dapper Guide you need to refer to participate in this themed event
https://www.gentlemansride.com/about/dapper-guide

Check out the big rewards at
https://www.gentlemansride.com/about/rewards

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International Female Ride Day

A Global Event Covered by Katmandu with photos by Catherine Palmer

International Female Ride Day (IFRD) is a one-day motorcycle riding event happening each year on the first Saturday in May since 2007.

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International Female Ride Day (IFRD)

It’s been 14 years since I did Ladies Day Out, a local Treasure Coast women’s ride. From 1999 to 2010, the girls got together and we rode out in support of a local animal shelter. Then I got a real job and put the photojournalism on the back burner. Still rode when I could, supported when I could, (like so many of us) and as you probably know, always took my camera with me.

I have seen and heard of this particular event. I wasn’t able to attend or my head, and heart, were somewhere else. I have always been a champion for women riders. So now settled in a small home in a motorcycle Mecca, I can do more to be there for the girls with the jolt for more. Here’s some history courtesy of the this globally known motorcycle riding event, and how the ladies did it up in Daytona Beach this year.

International Female Ride Day (IFRD) is a one-day motorcycle riding event happening each year on the first Saturday in May since 2007. According to International Female Ride Day – Women’s Motorcycle Ride Day (motoress.com), “Those years ago, Vicki Gray, the founder of Motoress.com, came up with a brilliant idea to bring awareness to the growing numbers of female motorcyclists: designate one day in May for women riders to simply get out on their motorcycles and ride.“

Above photo courtesy of Motoress.com is Vicky Gray.

“A few years ago, seeing the huge growth in the interest—and realizing that many people work on a Friday—the day was moved to the first Saturday in May.” Motoress and many other motorcycling, road, sport, trike, antique, what be your choice of motorcycle, outlets have spread the word about this International Female Ride Day. This was my first time attending a world-wide riding event. Imagine, women is New Zealand doing the same thing we were doing on this very day.

The goal of the IFRD is to will other women to take up the handlebars. One of the points I appreciated the most was, “Can I ride alone or do I have to ride with a group?” You can ride to a staged designated beginning area or ride by yourself to any event you know about. Or show up with some girlfriends who ride also, toast to all of us brave and beautiful beings and feel your knees in the breeze.

Teddy Morse’s Daytona Harley-Davidson, also known as Destination Daytona, began the celebration in style, as always, with a early morning group ride from the dealership to visit our Veterans at the Emory L Bennett Memorial Veterans Nursing Home, which was about ten miles south in a more locale of Daytona Beach. The residents were eager to see these impressive women on all sorts of motorcycles. The gentlemen and one lady veteran lined up early and excited.

This part of the day was the brainchild of Athena Ransom of Vagabond Choppers and Rebecca Young, marketing manager of the dealership who together put forth the call for women riders to join in the day-long event. Our favorite friend of all things righteous, Willie from Tropical Tattoo, along with Mike Erthal both who have been decades long supporters of this nursing home, earnestly worked to make this happen for IFRD and our retired veterans.

 

 A group of 20 gorgeous women riders rode to the Nursing Home, with much inspiration as they all talked freely, hugged freely and got to take pictures with the veterans. It was such a heartwarming experience for everyone as smiles and laughter filled the front foyer. All the armed forces were represented and as you can tell by my photos, memories were made. The staff was thrilled as much as we were to be there.

Then, together, the pack headed back to Destination Daytona for a Ride-In-Bike show. Early May weather did not disappoint, and the dealership’s open arms were around every corner and uncluttered door. The bike show classes included; Big Twin, Sportster, Bagger, Trike, Vintage, Metric, Best Paint and Dealer’s Choice. Once the winner were announced, we were asked to ride up in front of the sand- like sculpture of the dealership’s logo for photographs.

My 1993 FXLR, “Rubber Soul” turned thirty this year. I wasn’t sure about which class, with a ten-dollar entry fee, Vintage or Big Twin, so for another five dollars, I went for both. The girls were thrilled to win, but also to meet other women riders, talk motorcycles, check out some new blue jeans and find a shady spot. I am so impressed with the, ahem, older women, who come riding in on their 1972 or 1973 stock FLH Shovelheads, floorboards, windshields, fiberglass saddle bags and wide glides as they find a tight parking spot. They make it look so easy.

Athena did her magic at judging the bikes that entered as her grandson, Baron, helped with anything he could. He’s five, going on six. He is a delightful youngster who was so gracious with the veterans. Once again, Rebecca and her entire staff put on a top notch show for those that stayed and played. Gift cards were the prizes, and as we all dispersed, we hug and wave and call each other “Sister Friend.”

Learn more about this internationally known day for women riders of all types. Look up the websites listed below. Subscribe to Bikernet.com. We don’t care what you ride, as long as you respect the pack, know the road and watch out for each other.

Love and respect always,
–Katmandu

https://womenridersnow.com

 
 
 
 
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Fun and Fun and Fandango 2024

Photos and Text by Chris Callen, Cycle Source

A good old fandango, kicking-up some dust Texas-style in Fredericksburg. If you’re into motorcycles, chances are you are also into old ones. There’s no better way to snatch a weekend full of antique and vintage two-wheel machines than an AMCA (Antique Motorcycle Club of America) meet.

Problem can be some of the AMCA meets are a tad slow-paced, and sometimes if you pull in on a chopper, you’ll get a raised eyebrow or two. That’s not true in Texas, with the Cherokee Chapter of the AMCA. They initiated the Texas Fandango, and 2024 marked the third annual Fandango in Fredericksburg, Texas. It was a huge success.

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100WFC: Divide and Run by Gearhead

Divide and Run by Gearhead
with illustration by Wayfarer

TJ on his ‘80 Super Glide, Budreu on his ‘80 Wide Glide and me on my ‘70 Electra Glide jammed. The local sheriff waited for us to make a slip up for days.

We knew all the back roads.

We left the Rusty Nail bar one night and spotted the Sheriff in our vibrating sideview mirrors. Three abreast, we pulled up to the only dingy stop light in town. He turned on his flashing cop lights, and we left on the hazy green signal in three different ways.

He pulled into the intersection and just sat there.

(publication dated 11-May-2024)

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FUN, FUN, FANDANGO 2024

A good old fandango, kicking-up some dust Texas-style in Fredericksburg. If you’re into motorcycles, chances are you are also into old ones. There’s no better way to snatch a weekend full of antique and vintage two-wheel machines than an AMCA (Antique Motorcycle Club of America) meet.

Problem can be some of the AMCA meets are a tad slow-paced, and sometimes if you pull in on a chopper, you’ll get a raised eyebrow or two. That’s not true in Texas, with the Cherokee Chapter of the AMCA. They initiated the Texas Fandango, and 2024 marked the third annual Fandango in Fredericksburg, Texas. It was a huge success.

But this story covers exactly what this event stands for. The Cherokee Chapter managed to be an open-door for all motorcycle people, even the Chopper maniacs. Because of this, it’s the chapter Heather and I belong to, even if it’s1000 miles from home.

Their attitude towards inclusion and celebration of motorcycle culture, is a major reason why it has the largest memberships in the country. Plus, it organizes and hosts one of the best events nationwide.

Cycle Source Magazine sponsored the bike show at Fandango since the beginning, and we worked in conjunction with Steve Klein, the spiritual leader. He organized an incredible display of vintage motorcycles every day. This year was no exception, with the addition of truly unique trophies for all class winners.  

I mean, after all, if you do anything worth a damn in Texas, you get a saddle for it. So, in the spirit of the west, these handcrafted, beautiful little leather saddles were adorned with class winner tags for the best bikes. And man, this was a tough room between the Fours, the old Pans, the genuinely unique motorcycles, even Bultaco’s two-stroke Astros were painstakingly restored.

This was a tough event to judge. Just outside the vintage bike show was the Chopper Corral, which displayed a plethora of modified motorcycles and a great party.

Flat track racing tore-up the red clay throughout the weekend, but the Chopper Drag races were the highlight. It should be no surprise Danger Dan once again took the championship and was honored as the best drag racer. The swap meet kicked-it, and I took away a killer set of saddlebags for a Cycle Source shop project. Jason Sims displayed early twin cylinders, but in the middle of serious negotiations Heather (the wife) showed up and squashed the deal, damn.

When the sun dipped at Fandango, things on the midway got sorta quiet. That doesn’t mean the gang crashed for the night. They headed to the campground to kick-off the party. Every night kick-ass entertainment rattled the impromptu stage.

In other campsites, folks BBQ’d and shared time and road stories. Secretly, I think we all waited for Merle “The Pie Guy” to deliver some fantastic, juicy slices of pie. He also owns a beautiful ‘48 Panhead, one of the winners in our show.

Steve, the AMCA and the Cycle Source crew produced another flaming, fantastic, fun Fandago for 2024. Don’t miss it next year.

 
 

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The Blues Bikernet Weekly News for May 9, 2024

A Fire in the Belly — illustration by Wayfarer

Hey,

Every week has a vibe. I started to watch a Jerry Lee Lewis documentary and he mentioned something I’ve felt a few times in life, pure Nirvana. He said he encountered BB King in a blues joint and listening to the blues and R&B tunes made him feel as if he had died and gone to heaven.

Sometimes these soulful occurrences happen as kids. Sometimes they happen encountering the vibration and rumble of a Harley. Sometimes they happen in the arms of a woman or at 5:00 in the morning, as you crest a hill and experience the rising sun on your fast-paced Dyna.

The point is Nirvana is there. It’s all around us but our minds must be open to the freedom to accept it.

Let’s hit the news.

–Bandit

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THE BLUES BIKERNET WEEKLY NEWS for May 9, 2024

Hey,

Every week has a vibe. I started to watch a Jerry Lee Lewis documentary and he mentioned something I’ve felt a few times in life, pure Nirvana. He said he encountered BB King in a blues joint and listening to the blues and R&B tunes made him feel as if he had died and gone to heaven.

Sometimes these soulful occurrences happen as kids. Sometimes they happen encountering the vibration and rumble of a Harley. Sometimes they happen in the arms of a woman or at 5:00 in the morning, as you crest a hill and experience the rising sun on your fast-paced Dyna.

The point is Nirvana is there. It’s all around us but our minds must be open to the freedom to accept it.

Let’s hit the news:

The Bikernet Weekly News is sponsored in part by companies who also dig Freedom including: Cycle Source Magazine, the MRF, Iron Trader News, ChopperTown, BorntoRide.com and the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum.

THE MOTORCYCLE RIDERS FOUNDATION MAY MOTORCYCLE SAFETY EFFORTS—MINNESOTA

Morning, after a noticeable absence, the Governor of Minnesota has made the proclamation that May is “Motorcycle Safety Awareness Month.”

Respectfully submitted
Dale Peterson – Iron Range M.C.,
Abate of Minnesota liaison to
National Coalition of Motorcyclists-
Region IV Co chair of NCOM,
Assistant state representative of our MRF.

ARKANSAS
Arkansas had their Motorcycle Awareness Proclamation reading today at Rock City Harley- Davidson as well as the ABATE of Arkansas Freedom Rally which containing HD Riders Edge coarse going on Grill & Chill, Show & Shine, Silent Auction. CMA Run for the Son.

–Rodney Farley

OREGON
Just left ABATE of Oregon/BikePac of Oregon’s Awareness Rally and the Governor’s May is Motorcycle Safety Ceremony.

I really appreciate the efforts State’s are putting forth, keep them coming.
–Hardtail
MRF

NEW HAMPSHIRE

NHMRO held the first annual NH Rides Day today with the NH Motorcycle Safety Task Force , vendors, food and other types of our motorcycling community.

We received the Proclamation for awareness month from the Governor and also from the Mayor of Manchester where the event took place.
We did safety demos and it was a great day !

–Traci

ALABAMA
This is excellent. Alabama’s had a LOT of fatalities so far this year. I wish I had time to put together a campaign like this.

Best,
–Kris Cook
Treasurer
Assistant Alabama State Representative
205-617-9944

INDIANA
Just FYI, here is what we’ve done in Indiana. We recorded the Zoom session which a number of media representatives attended and have made it available to several media outlets, after the fact. Additionally, we’ve been interviewed by television stations in four major Indiana media markets. Feel free to use any components of our press kit as you see fit. If you have any questions don’t hesitate to contact us.

Ride Safe,
Ride Free,
–Jay Jackson

INDIANA
May is Motorcycle Safety and Awareness Month

Governor Eric Holcomb has proclaimed May as Motorcycle Safety and Awareness Month in Indiana. This is in conjunction with a national campaign promoted by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA). As warmer weather arrives, more riders are taking to the streets after what is usually a several-month sabbatical during the winter. May presents the ideal time to remind motorists to look for motorcyclists, as well as offer tips for riders who have been inactive since last fall and could be a bit rusty.

This year is a little different than most. Generally, Indiana records very few, if any, motorcyclist fatalities from November through April. With a mild winter and early spring, motorcyclists were out more than usual during those months this year. Regrettably, we are off to a tragic start with three fatalities occurring in only four days, just in Indianapolis.

We all understand that sometimes things just happen. However, most motorcycle crashes are avoidable. Multiple-vehicle crashes where a motorist violates the rider’s right of way would not occur if drivers take the time to not only look but truly see motorcyclists. Single-vehicle crashes where the rider loses control are usually the result of the operator exceeding their limits. Knowing and riding within your limits is the responsibility of each motorcyclist.

Riders, especially new riders, who have not had the benefit of formal rider education, as well as those who are unlicensed or improperly licensed, continue to be over-represented in crashes. Enrolling in recognized rider training and being properly licensed and endorsed are steps that reduce the likelihood of being involved in a crash.

ABATE of Indiana urges bikers to be properly licensed and trained, continually develop and practice their skills, and be prepared to react to motorists who fail to see them. ABATE also asks drivers to be conscious of motorcyclists in traffic, allow riders ample space and share the road courteously with all road users.

Just like the bumper sticker says, “Save a life, be aware, motorcycles are everywhere”.

Indiana Motorcycle Safety and Awareness Month ABATE Media Event

May 1, 2024 12:00 PM Indiana (East)

In recognition of Motorcycle Safety and Awareness Month, ABATE of Indiana will hold a virtual media opportunity at noon on Wednesday May 1st. A short presentation of statistics and concerns, as well as some tips for riders and drivers will be followed by an opportunity to ask questions regarding motorcyclist safety.

You can also feel free to contact me directly, should you prefer an on-site interview or require further information.

Ride Safe, Ride Free,
Jay Jackson
Executive Director
ABATE of Indiana
Cell – 765-426-0048

THE MAY REPORT— Sent just a little update. It’s getting close. I built a battery tray out of the old super glide tray. Welded angle iron under it with threads. Two 5/16 bolts and the tray will slide right out. I couldn’t find a battery short enough to fit under the starter.

Finally found one but it only has 190 cca. I hope it will start it.

–Bill May

“Shit, my battery for the VLXAFL-5 only has only 120 cranking amps. Let’s see what happens.” –Bandit

DISABLED AMERICAN VETERANS NEWS–
Later this month, on Memorial Day, we’ll honor the men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice in service to our country. For those who stood shoulder to shoulder with our fallen heroes, this day of remembrance often carries an especially heavy weight.

That’s why during difficult times like these — and every day of the year — DAV will be there for the veterans who were able to return home, albeit forever changed because of their sacrifices.

Will you make a Memorial Day gift to DAV today and provide critical support for veterans healing from visible or invisible wounds of war?

Honor the sacrifices of our fallen. Support the veterans who returned home forever changed. Give Now

DAV is proud to provide critical support — at no cost — for ill and injured veterans and their families, caregivers and survivors. But we can only do this work with the help of our donors.

Please make a Memorial Day gift today in honor of a loved one — or for all our nation’s heroes. Your special gift will honor the fallen in an especially meaningful way — by providing life-changing support for veterans of all generations.

–Nancy G. Espinosa
DAV National Commander

“If you know of an American Vet from any war who is not a member sign ‘em up. The DAV helps!” –Bandit

BREAKING NEWS–Congress Introduces Resolution to Overturn EPA’s Tailpipe Regulation

In response to the EPA’s recently finalized tailpipe emissions standards for Model Years 2027 to 2032, which require automakers to ramp up electric vehicle sales to comply, U.S. Representative John James (R-MI) and U.S. Senator Pete Ricketts (R-NE) introduced a Congressional Review Act (CRA) resolution, H.J. Res. 136 and S.J. Res. 75, to overturn the regulation. SEMA strongly supports the CRA, which simply requires a majority vote in both the Senate and House in order to pass it.

Under the EPA’s tailpipe emissions standards, up to 83% of new vehicles sold by 2032 could be forms of electric vehicles. Congress must pass this resolution, which would stop the EPA’s regulatory overreach, allow consumers to have the freedom to decide which vehicle works best for their families, and prevent vehicle manufacturers from being forced to meet unrealistic mandates driven by the most aggressive motor vehicle emissions regulations in U.S. history.

–SEMA

Go to the SEMA website to send a letter encouraging your federal legislators to support the resolution

TRIKES OF THE WEEK—

–Sam Burns
Trike Curator
Bikernet.com™

QUOTE OF THE WEEK–

 “They say love is the best investment; the more you give, the more you get in return.”
– Audrey Hepburn

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THE WICKED BIKERNET WEEKLY NEWS for May 2, 2024

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/THE_WICKED_BIKERNET_WEEKLY_NEWS_for_May_2_2024.aspx

I am honored to have been chosen the month’s 100-Word fiction winner.

Thank you…

–Rhys

NEW AND HOT FROM S&S–MK136 BLACK EDITION ENGINE

Introducing the next generation of Proven Performance for your 2017 & newer H-D Touring Models, the MK136 Engine.

This is the newest version of the complete crate engines S&S is known for, ready to install in your M8 Touring bike.

We took our MK-Series Crankcases, married them to the 136-inch cylinders and flywheels, and then fit High-flow cylinder heads with +1mm Valves and .605-inch springs. This huge displacement engine is sure to not only create huge power, but also put a huge smile on your face when you lay into the throttle. It is the purchaser’s responsibility to consider the suitability for their application. Engine noise and damage from abuse is not covered under warranty.

Fitment

2017-2023 Harley-Davidson M8 touring models (oil-cooled)

Features & Benefits

  • Cylinder Heads – High-flow cylinder heads with premium seats, guides, valves, springs, and seals
  • +1mm oversized intake and exhaust valves
  • Valves are .030-inch longer than stock for improved valve-train geometry
  • .605-inch max lift valve springs
  • High-strength alloy used in cylinder head casting, improved strength at high temperatures
  • Enlarged cooling passage around the exhaust seats • S&S Exclusive breather boxes

MK136

  • Forged pistons
  • S&S performance oil pump and cam support plate
  • Premium tappets and tappet cuffs
  • Billet aluminum covers • Sprocket shaft spacer included
  • Champion spark plugs • Retains stock engine height
  • Includes Cam Cover Badge
  • Powder coat finish matches factory finish
  • Huge displacement increase means a huge power increase
  • Crankcase
  • All premium quality components
  • Patented Dual-Spray Piston Cooling Jets
  • Precision machined oil scraper
  • Enlarged oil sump
  • Contoured floor allows oil to easily drain back to the sump
  • 49-State MK136 Engine Calibration Information

MK136

S&S MK136 Engine Without Fuel And Ignition Systems

Chasis Style Finish
(RACE ONLY)

2017-2023 Touring Models

BIKERNET EDITORIAL–

Hey yo whoa: I have assigned myself the task, an enjoyable task, of creating COMMON SENSE.

2. Having Common Sense: 1 at hand and reading it for the first time, I am going to correct Mr. Paine’s erroneous assumptions while advancing his revolutionary ones and take his encouraging of Americans to break from England and advance that to encouraging humanity to break away from government altogether.

Mr. Paine points out in his first short paragraph that “time makes more converts than reason.” He says that because he has written a reasoned argument for his cause. He is quick to note that reason is routinely ignored in favor of custom. This will take some effort, a lot of it has been composed, but it is an effort of construction.

When you’re building something from the ground up and you can see the finished product in your head you enjoy the process. A lot of the stories I wrote for Easyriders on a ribbon and paper, when I was done, I was always reluctant to send it in immediately.

I was also often reluctant to finish the tale because that meant the process was over and I knew the end result way before hand, and I wanted to hold onto the process as long as possible. Same with this.

This will be my ray zone day tare. That’s French. I’m a bit of a cultured motherfucker. You could be thinking that saving humanity is a bit of a hard target to hit. Well, I don’t care if they get saved. But I DO think Christian charity if nothing else, and that would be basically all it is ‘cause fuck humanity.

But I think since I know what the essential problem is preventing the replacement of politics with job performance, or the public sector from the private sector….that I should inform everyone of it.

Apparently, no one else has figured out what the problem even is much less solve it.

Till next time!!

–J-dog

INDIAN MOTORCYCLE RALLIES OWNERS’ COMMUNITY TO SUPPORT FUNDRAISING EFFORT TO BENEFIT FOLDS OF HONOR

Indian Motorcycle Owners Around the Country Come Together to Raise Funds for Nonprofit Organization Supporting the Families of Military Service Members & First Responders

Folds Of Honor Provides Educational Scholarships to the Spouses and Children of U.S. Military Service Members and First Responders Who Have Fallen or Been Disabled While Serving Our Country and Communities

Indian Motorcycle to Giveaway Custom Indian Springfield to Individual Who Raises the Most Funds, Additional Product & Prizes Offered for Various Levels of Donations

Indian Motorcycle, America’s First Motorcycle Company, today announced a fundraising effort in partnership with Folds of Honor, a non-profit organization dedicated to providing families of fallen or disabled service members and first responders with life-changing educational scholarships. Rallying its owners’ community, Indian Motorcycle is coordinating regional owners’ rides around the country on August 24, 2024. Indian Motorcycle owners can donate and register to participate before midnight on August 24, 2024.

The fundraising effort encourages Indian Motorcycle owners’ groups from around the country to get involved by donating to the cause and participating in the Folds of Honor charity ride. Every contribution, regardless of size, fuels its mission of making a meaningful impact in the lives of the families of fallen or disabled service members and first responders. As a special incentive, Indian Motorcycle will gift the individual who raises the most funds with a brand-new, custom Indian Springfield. Additional product and prizes will be offered at various levels of contributions.

“Supporting U.S. military service members and first responders has always been core to our brand, which is why we’re excited to be partnering with Folds of Honor and rallying our owners to give back and support those families in need,” said Aaron Jax, Vice President for Indian Motorcycle. “As riders, we understand the power of community and the joy of giving back, and with our legion of owners all around the country, we are beyond excited to make an impact for such an important cause.”

For nearly 20 years, Folds of Honor has provided educational support to the families of fallen or disabled service members and first responders. Folds of Honor has awarded more than 52,000 educational scholarships totaling approximately $244 million in educational impact. Providing 45% of all scholarships to minority students, the organization is significantly impacting educational opportunities by fostering diversity and empowerment within academia.

“We are grateful to the team at Indian Motorcycle and to the proud patriots who ride,” said Lt Col Dan Rooney, Founder and CEO of Folds of Honor. “The individuals who participate in these nationwide rides have made a choice to never forget the sacrifices made by these American heroes and to help provide academic scholarships to their spouses and children.”

The Folds of Honor charity ride serves as one of many events featuring the Indian Motorcycle Riders Group (IMRG). With approximately 137 chapters and 7,500 riders from around the country, IMRG hosts hundreds of rides and events each year for members and general motorcycle riders alike. To learn more, visit the IMRG webpage.

Registration and donations are now available at the IMRG National Charity webpage. For more information, please visit IndianMotorcycle.com, or follow along on Facebook, X and Instagram.

To learn more, please visit www.indianmotorcycle.com.

LATEST 100-WORD ENTRY—- DIVIDE AND RUN

TJ on his ‘80 Super Glide, Budreu on his ‘80 Wide Glide and me on my ‘70 Electra Glide jammed. The local sheriff waited for us to make a slip up for days.

We knew all the back roads.

We left the Rusty Nail bar one night and spotted the Sheriff in our vibrating sideview mirrors. Three abreast, we pulled up to the only dingy stop light in town. He turned on his flashing cop lights, and we left on the hazy green signal in three different ways.

He pulled into the intersection and just sat there.

–Gearhead

(illustration by Wayfarer) 
 

HOLDING ONTO THE COMMON GROUND THAT UNITES US–

Bikers Inside the Beltway: an event deemed necessary to bring us together to hold onto the common ground that the Motorcycle Riders Foundation, partner SMROs and motorcycle clubs fought hard to gain. In 2009, when bikers conceived the idea of Bikers Inside the Beltway, the mission was and remains – united, we will send a clear message to Congress that motorcycling is worth protecting.

How is this for common ground that is under attack?

Autonomous vehicles tragically not built well enough to recognize motorcycles are killing motorcyclists with enough regularity for it to be more than just a “design flaw.”

Ethanol 15 – E15 fuel — now available year-round in eight midwestern states with little or no warnings at the pump that it will damage motorcycle engines, among others.

The Environmental Protection Agency, National Highway Transportation Safety Administration and their bosses at the Department of Transportation continually ignore requests from Congress to address the concerns of motorcyclists. The MRF is making sure that Congress addresses this request!
Without the Right to Repair, the threat to the livelihood of thousands of aftermarket motorcycle businesses increases to the point of putting them out of business – forever!

The end of the internal combustion engine will be the death knell of motorcycling.

All the above items are on the 2024 legislative priority list of the Motorcycle Riders Foundation. Bikers Inside the Beltway is where Congress hears our collective voice.

In 2023, motorcyclists attending Bikers Inside the Beltway visited all 535 congressional offices. That same orchestrated visit will be part of Bikers Inside the Beltway 2024. It is not too late to make plans to attend Bikers inside the Beltway – May 20 & 21, 2024. Event registration is free. However, we request that you register early to help us plan the event.

To ensure that the mission of getting our message to Congress continues to be successful, make your hotel reservations and please consider the following as you make plans to attend Bikers Inside the Beltway:

  • Make your appointments locally or in Washington.
  • Familiar with the briefing points. (Available at the pre-event briefing).
  • Confirm your appointment locally or in Washington.
  • Make notes on your meetings with members of Congress.
  • Share your meeting notes with the MRF.

The MRF Board of Directors will meet on May 20th, before the trip to Capitol Hill. They will host a Q&A briefing scheduled for 7:00 p.m. that evening at the Embassy Suites, 1900 Diagonal Road, Alexandria, Virginia. Rooms are available through the hotel direct line 703-684-5900 and use reference code MRF.

The Motorcycle Riders Foundation’s Bikers Inside the Beltway is more than holding common ground — it is about protecting the future of motorcycling and the common ground that unites us!

Thank you for your commitment.

Yours in Freedom,
Fredric Harrell
MRF Director of Conferences & Events

 

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AMRA Harley Drags March Though Maryland

PennGrade1 AMRA All-American motorcycle drag racing series pre-race advance–

event: PennGrade1 AMRA Maryland Nitro Nationals
when: April 26-28, 2024
where: Cecil County Dragway in Rising Sun, Maryland USA

April showers brought nitro power to Cecil County Dragway, as the PennGrade1 AMRA Harley-Davidson drag racing series shook off a full day of Saturday rain to qualify and race on Sunday, April 28 at the Rising Sun, Maryland speed facility. The Maryland Nitro Nationals saw winlights flash for legends and those that will be.

Circle M Ranch/ Dove Fuels Top Fuel
When it comes to the living legends of Circle M Ranch/ Dove Fuels Top Fuel Harley, it’s hard to top “The Bulldog,” Jay Turner. These days, the North Carolina Hall of Famer most often shows up riding his ongoing ProCharged project bike. As that piece moves closer to competitiveness, Jay has seemed comfortable to cede the winners circle to others—and he works to see that it’s one of his teammates hoisting the trophy.

But when Randal Andras chose to skip Cecil County, Turner mounted Randal’s normally aspirated Nitro Harley and focused his own attention on the spoils of victory. He looked to have number one qualifier sewn up until Jordan Peterson’s 6.42 at 210 mph secured that honor on the Steve Horne-owned, Mike Romine-tuned bike he sometimes rides.

Peterson had the round one bye in eliminations, while Turner faced what would normally be his biggest challenge—the two-time and defending AMRA champ Ryan Peery. But Peery’s clutch has yet to awaken from its winter slumber and he spun the tire while Jay ran a 6.45 at 217—both lows for the round.

“Crazy, I’ve spun six of eight passes this year— more than I have the past two years combined,” said Peery. “My theory is the clutch hat springs are worn out. I’ve never been this light of weight on the primary fingers and it’s still blowing the tire off. I’m going to rebuild.”

Turner nudged his numbers to 6.44 at 219 to trailer AMRA’s own John “JT” Toth in the semis, while Peterson advanced past Virginia racer Robert “Ziggy” Stewart.

Turner’s .024 light put .020 on Peterson at the hit in the final, and his 6.42 at 219 kept Jordan’s 6.47 at 211 at bay in what was a great side-by-side, thundering final round.

“The Romine crew (Mike, Jack, and Patty) worked their asses off all weekend long,” said Peterson. “We tested Friday and ran a 6.42 off the trailer. We found out it hurt the engine on that test run and had to replace both cylinders. We qualified number one, and Romines gave me a bike that could win, but I dropped the ball. I didn’t ride very consistent, especially at the tree, and just made silly mistakes. I was very disappointed in myself. It’s one of those things you don’t get over until you can get back on the bike again.

“On the plus side, bike owners Steve and Doug Horne were able to attend this race, and they dove right in with a helping hand between rounds. Plus, with Doug’s riding experience, he was right there with advice. I can’t thank enough the Romines, the Horne family, and Horne Concrete for the opportunity to race this bike again. Also, thanks to my girlfriend Casey Jo (AKA Sluggo) for being extremely supportive and willing to help anyway she can.”

Nitro Funnybike
Nitro Funnybike champion Jim Doyle made his first appearance of 2024 pay big time, qualifying number one and taking the win over Jason Leeper. Doyle took the tree .040, then easily built more of a gap as Leeper took a Pro Fuel bike to the Funnybike final round for the second straight race.

“I was trying some new things that improved the bottom end but hurt the top end of the run,” said Doyle. “Even with the cold weather I didn’t hurt anything on the bike, but I still had enough to get the win.

“The cold and rain didn’t give the fuel bikes much of a chance to run. Cold temps and nitro don’t go well together. The AMRA and the track did a great job getting the race completed.

“Thanks to Gerry Renaud from B+R Machine and the Lamaroux Brothers from Genden Car Quest Auto Parts.”

Hawaya Racing Pro
The Nitro Funnybike field was hit pretty hard with mechanical carnage at Cecil County, but not so for Hawaya Racing Pro Fuel. The carbureted nitro bikes traded punches every round, with “Bad Apple Mary” Dangrow punching longest for the win.

Sam White started his Pro Fuel title defense with a win in Louisiana and looked strong in Maryland, qualifying number one with a 7.23 at nearly 175 mph. But even while racing to the final, White started looking vulnerable as the day went on. A development part was failing, along with Sam’s hopes for the win.

Dangrow, meanwhile, had consistency on her side and delighted the locally strong Bad Apple faithful with the final round winlight.

“This was the first race with the Maxx Race ECU on my bike, so we came planning to collect as much data as we could since we have none on this bike,” said Dangrow. “I ran with no computer and a Dyna ignition on this bike since I got it, so no one knows what normal is for this bike.

“I was one of the (racers) able to make a pass on Saturday for qualifying before the rains came. That pass was a slow pass for us and it turns out I hurt the rear piston and spit some oil out on the track. But unfortunately or fortunately for us, two Pro Fuel bikes were unable to qualify before the rain, so our run was tossed out and we re-qualified on Sunday morning.

“Tracy (Kile, Mary’s man and the Big Bad Apple), Jon Wayne Stephens, and Frankie (Capone) pushed my bike into the trailer and replaced my cylinder and piston and took apart my oil pump to be sure there were no issues there. With everything back together we were ready for qualifying Sunday morning.

“We progressively worked through some issues on Sunday. Things popped up and the guys handled them calmly like champs. We worked our way through rounds and once again found ourselves in the final against Sam. He’s a tough one to face.

“Cecil County Dragway is a special place for Bad Apple Racing with many of our friends and family attending. They come every year to see us and with Tracy unable to ride right now, his words to me on the way to the track were ‘No pressure, but you know I’ve won the most races in my career at Cecil County and that is a home track to me, so we’re all counting on you.’ Yeah, no pressure?!

“This was also a special win because Tracy’s brother Steven Pier (the 2012 AHDRA Pro Fuel champ) was here this year. With the passing of their mom in February, I really wanted a win so I could have a picture of the three of us together in the winners circle. I was so happy when I got that.

“I’d like to thank my sponsors Vanson Leathers, Capone Landscape, and Fairview Tavern for doing what they do so Tracy and I can do this. Also on board this year is Ted Munsell from Trick Works. I need to thank Ted for the amazing paint work on my bike.

“As always, the support from the Nitro Harley family is indescribable and greatly appreciated. Many from Top Fuel and Pro Fuel are willing to help me learn and get better. The support of the Bad Apple Nation is second to none and of course, none of this would be possible without my biggest supporter Tracy Kile. I am truly blessed that the good Lord made our paths cross. All glory be to God!”

Pro Modified
Pro Modified champ Billy Doherty wanted more competition after his Louisiana win and he got it at Cecil County. Still, he was able to qualify number one with an 8.52, a couple of ticks below 158 mph.

Keith Carper took the tree by a whopping .166 in the final but encountered problems on his run, while Doherty streaked to an 8.42 low ET for the class at the event.

“I left home not feeling well,” said Doherty. “I self-doctored myself and thought that I had gotten better by the race.

“This was the first race of the year with the Banana and Larry Pratt (Bimbo) at the races. On Saturday we had the best air but didn’t capitalize on it with a time that we were happy with during qualifying. We were number one qualifier but we knew we were off.

“Bimbo and I put our heads together and from that point on each pass got faster and faster through the weekend. I ran our fastest time in the finals at 8.42 for the win. That was a good thing because I was slow on the tree all weekend.

“The reason showed up when I got home. I went to the doctor to find out I had a serious upper respiratory infection. We are now turning our attention to Norwalk for our next race of the season.”

Axtell Cylinders Hot Street and Outlaw Street
Charley Douglass took two wins at Cecil County, Axtell Cylinders Hot Street and Outlaw Street. He was unopposed in Outlaw, but qualified number one and took the Hot Street final against Joe Petersen. Douglass took the tree and out-ran Petersen on track.

“This was the first race of the year for Douglass Racing,” said Charley. “I did a complete frame-up tear-down of my Outlaw Harley in the off-season and didn’t get it back together in time to make this race. I made some small changes to my Hot Street motor over the off-season, so I rode it in Outlaw street and Hot street. Some of my competitors also had trouble getting their bikes completed.

“With no testing, I was a little rusty. Saturday morning I realized my rear exhaust pipe was broke. Jay Turner welded it up for me—thanks again Jay! My first pass the shift solenoid stuck and dumped all the air out of the system. I replaced the solenoid just in time to make the Outlaw pass.

“Fast forward to Sunday. Between my dad and I, we had three number one qualifiers and three wins!

I want to thank Kent Foltz at Energy one clutches, Chad Hart at Xlxbhorsepower, Steve Alsteadt, Andy Simon Sr., CP-Carrillo, Lynchburg H-D, Joe Perry at Joe’s parts, Brian at line 2 Line Coatings, and Dan Dafner at R&D machine/ Axtell cylinders for sponsoring the Hot Street class.

“I want to thank my dad for always being there for me and the biggest news—my wife Angel was back with me at the racetrack after five years of staying home to take care of her parents. This was bittersweet because we lost both of them last year. We also have our German Shepard pups racing with us this year. One of my best friends for over 35 years also hung out with us this weekend. Johnny and some cousins came to cheer us on Sunday.

“I spent some time with Dave, the AMRA chaplain, and enjoyed the church service Sunday morning. I want to thank God for watching over us and keeping us safe. Got Jesus? We are looking forward to a Great year of racing!”

Zippers Performance Modified
Like his son Charley was in Outlaw Street, Gary Douglass was unopposed and won Zippers Performance Modified.

“Made some gearing changes (in the off-season), nothing major,” reported Gary. “The change made no improvement in performance, so back to the old.

“Being the first race of the year for me, showed at the tree. Ran some decent numbers but can do better. Disappointed in the turnout, but that’s racing.

“Thanks to Charley and Angel for taking care of me. Also, my friends Lewis Armstrong and Johnny Sim

onetti for their help getting me to the staging lanes and back. Cecil County Dragway knows how to prep a track. They have the equipment and personnel, thank you.

“Thanks to Zippers Performance for sponsoring the Mod class. Thanks to Energy One for their continued support and friendship. Thanks to Jerry Johnson and Billy Mathias. Thanks to Tim Hailey and Tom McCarthy for their continued excellence in coverage and photography.”

Thundermax Street Eliminator 11.50
Hot Street runner-up Joe Petersen went on to win the Thundermax Street Eliminator 11.50 final over Kenny Satterlee when Satterlee committed the cardinal sin of index and bracket racing. As a wounded Petersen slowly limped down track, Satterlee didn’t look back and broke out with an 11.497. Petersen won with 2.37 light and a 20.504 pass at 29 mph!

“This is a special race win for me, as Cecil was the last track I raced at with my mentor and friend Robert “Brain” Dumas of B&J Cycles in Ayer, Massachusetts.

“This was the first event with a brand new bike entirely built in the house at Performance Cycles Of Wilmington, inc. The new bike ‘Amazon’ won 11.50 and runner-upped in Hot Street My black bike ‘F-Bomb’ went to the semifinals in ET.

“Almost turned around on the way to the track. (I was) disappointed in my dyno-tuning prior to the race. Made the best out of what I had. Thank God and family!

Thundermax Street Bagger
Dave “Paco” Cartwright qualified number one and won Thundermax Street Bagger. The slender Evansville, Indiana, rider gave up .106 at the tree to his teammate Jeff Boudreaux in the final, but Boudreaux slowed and Cartwright kept his steady 9.90s pace rolling for the win.

“I just came on board with these guys,” Cartwright said about the Mutant Motors by Wolf team that fields his Road King. “It’s amazing what I’ve learned in the last few months being on this team, how professional they are. Been a pleasure working with them. Totally dedicated to the sport and the AMRA.

“Had a really bad outing in Louisiana, so we went from zero to hero.

Just wanted to go A to B and consistent 9.90s

Cartwright thanked the team, Wolf Grasser of Mutant Motors, Dan Fitzmaurice and Zipper’s Performance, Dan Daffner and Axtell, Bobby Wood of Wood Performance, VP racing, JT’s Auto and Cycle, and supporters Meg and Chris Mann, Jay Dekerlegand, and Poppa Boudreaux.

“We’re looking forward to Ohio.

Top Eliminator 9.30 and Super Gas 9.90
Chris Hoppe and Cody Hayworth traded a couple of wins and runner-ups at Cecil County. Hoppe beat number one qualifier Hayworth in the Top Eliminator 9.30 final, running closer to the number with a 9.31 after giving up .011 at the tree.

“We had a great weekend at Cecil County,” said Hayworth. “Went number one qualifier the first time I ever raced in 9.30! This is our 9.90 bike from last year that we put some new XLXBhorsepower pistons in over the off season, and it put us right on the number. Bike ran great all weekend, went to the finals with Mr. Hoppe and it went right down to the wire. He pulled out the W with a stellar 9.31 to my 9.36.”

Hoppe runner-upped to Robert Alther in Super Gas 9.90, giving up .044 at the tree and straying too far off the index as well, as Alther’s 10.01 sealed the deal against Hoppe’s 10.17.

“Not to start off on a bad note, but my wife passed away May 2023,” said Alther. “She was my partner and teammate in racing my whole career. Continuing without her hasn’t been easy, but she was the driving force behind me. This win is for her, I love and miss you Mel.”

Pro Eliminator 10.90
Cody Hayworth won Pro Eliminator 10.90, beating octogenarian Bill Grove in the final. Hayworth’s .023 caught Grove sleeping with a .161 and was able to cruise to the win with an 11.11 to Grove’s sharper 10.90. Brad Reiss Jr. qualified number one.

“In 10.90 we qualified fourth and rode it all the way to the finals,” said Hayworth. “A familiar foe in Bill Grove was our opponent for the finals, where we took home the chicken dinner!

“I want to thank my entire family for making all of this possible, and all the racers and sponsors for keeping this awesome sport alive. Last but not least, the wonderful guys behind the lens—Tim Hailey and Tom McCarthy.”

BK Electric Super Pro 10.30
John Shotts qualified number one and won BK Electric Super Pro 10.30, taking the final round over National Anthem singer Heather Jendruch. Shotts had a small .012 advantage off the starting line and ran a 10.37 to Jendruch’s straying 10.53.

“Well it was a tough weekend for us,” said Shotts. “I was running three index classes: 9.30, 9.90 and the 10.30. The previous race in Louisiana, we came up short with two runner-ups in the 9.90 and 10.30 classes, and we’ve had a long dry spell on getting a win. But all in all it was a good weekend for us and this win put me in first place in the 10.30 index points.

“Thanks to Jimmy and Carol that help me at the track and my sponsors 7th Ward Tap and Barlow Plumbing Service.”

Eliminator Dial-in
After a long day of timed runs and racing, Bob Willis took the Eliminator Dial-in final over William Quinn. Neither rider posted a reaction time to brag about, with Willis’ .173 having the advantage over Quinn’s .291. Willis ran a 9.72 against his 9.64 dial, while Quinn was 10.79 on a 10.70.

“Good event overall,” said Willis. “Put the one bike in the winner’s circle. Ironically it was the bike I had clutch issues with all weekend. First hit off the trailer was great 9.32 then slowed to the 9.60s by the end of the event but got the job done.

“Super Gas in the money with bike two. Lost in the semifinals. Bike was good rider was not—crazy bad light!

“Like to thank Greg Baugh and his wife for always putting on a good event. Also my girl Kelly for getting everything ready and prepared for all the race trips.”

Zipper’s Performance Pro Bagger
Matt Hillen won Zipper’s Performance Pro Bagger on his 120″ Twin Cam, bone stock frame ‘99 FLH with an MS3PRO ECM. “Built, tuned by me,” said Hillen, who thanked Eatmyink Motorsport Media for coverage of the races.

Shutdown Area
AMRA’s Greg and Julia Baugh, and John “JT” Toth and Marianne Miller get right back at it at the Disney World of dragstrips—Summit Motorsports Park in Norwalk, Ohio. AMRA welcomes the whole Harley-Davidson drag racing family to the Ohio Nitro Nationals on May 17-19.

AMRA thanks PennGrade1 oil, Zipper’s Performance, Hawaya Racing, Axtell Cylinders, BK Electric, Johnny Mancuso’s Circle M Ranch, Dove Fuels and Thunder Max.

Visit AMRA website for more.

THE 5-BALL RACING REPORT—There’s more stuff coming from Frankie’s creative brain from wild tattoos to new apparel.

Check out his shop if you have the misfortune to be in LA.

He’s going to send me one of these helmets made by an HA member in Ventura, CA.

Hang on for 5-Ball Bikinis.

–Bandit

COLORADO BANS ELECTRIC–

On the last day of session, Colorado legislators finally gave final approval to SB 24-065: A Bill CONCERNING THE USE OF MOBILE ELECTRONIC DEVICES WHEN 102 DRIVING A MOTOR VEHICLE, AND, IN CONNECTION THEREWITH, 103 MAKING AN APPROPRIATION.

Colorado passes bill outlawing hand-held use of cellphones by drivers (denverpost.com)

Thanks to all (ABATE of Colorado/Stump) who worked tirelessly with the Colorado legislature to get this bill passed. We have pursued similar legislation for several years without success. Tenacity pays off.

–Deb Craig
MRF Corporate Secretary

THE EV WEEKLY BIKERNET REPORT–

Money Mail can today reveal a timebomb looming in the second-hand market for electric vehicles (EVs).

Our investigation found that many EVs could become almost impossible to resell because of their limited battery life.

Experts said that the average EV battery guarantee lasts just eight years. After this time, the battery may lose power more quickly and so reduce mileage between charges.

Many EVs will lose up to 12 per cent of their charge capacity by six years. Some may lose even more.

Yet the cost of replacing an EV battery is astonishingly high, our research found.

A five-year-old Renault Zoe costs £9,100 but a new battery will set you back £24,124

In some cases, the cost of a replacement battery is as much as £40,000. For certain EVs, the cost of replacing the battery could be ten times the value of the vehicle itself on the second-hand market.

That means used EVs have a limited lifespan — which makes them a bigger and bigger risk as the years go by.

Research into EV batteries is yet to be conclusive and the second-hand EV market is new, given the first popular EVs were rolled off the production line in 2009.

Last night, one motoring expert said customers should be wary of buying a used electric car beyond its warranty (typically eight years), as after that timespan there is no easy way of measuring how much the battery will degrade before it needs replacing.

This may mean you end up needing to pay for an expensive new battery.

Motor expert Shahzad Sheikh, who runs the YouTube channel Brown Car Guy, said: ‘With a decaying battery, the range will be poor and you may find it becomes increasingly hard to resell the vehicle after eight years.

Buyers will know that they’ll only get a small amount of life out of the car so will pay only a small sum, if anything at all.’

This problem is exacerbated by the fact all new cars coming onto the market by 2035 are forced to be electric and motorists will have to get used to paying around £10,000 more than it’s petrol equivalent, for a vehicle which is not built to last as long.

Take a new petrol-driven Renault Clio — it costs around £20,000, while its all-electric opposite, the Renault Zoe, costs closer to £30,000.

While you can drive a traditional petrol or diesel car for around 200,000 miles over 14 years before the engine needs fixing or replacing, by comparison a new EV is typically guaranteed under a warranty for 100,000 miles over eight years.

And there are external factors at play with battery degradation — including use of fast chargers and even a colder climate.

The high cost of EV batteries is a result of it being difficult to mine metals such as nickel, cobalt, lithium and manganese that are used in the lithium-ion batteries.

They are also in demand for the production of other electronics, including mobile phones and laptops.

–by Paul Homewood

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STURGIS MOTORCYCLE MUSEUM NEWS—

Expansion report: We had a terrific meeting with the Heavy Constructors crew, Jack, Bob and Dave. We have our homework assignments moving forward. We must nail down, as best we can, the size and elements associated with the building.

On our side was Woody, Me, Kirk Willard and Darcy. Woody said we need to write, “Why?” A short ditty, maybe a paragraph about why we need to expand the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum? I’m open to suggestions. Here’s my initial Mantra: It needs to be a world class museum for the Museum’s Future, for the Historic Sturgis Rally, for the City of Sturgis and for the Riders and the Motorcycle Industry World Wide. When a rider or a collector anywhere in the world says they want their collection in a Museum, the first museum to come to mind is and will continue to be the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum. “Why? Because Sturgis is the spiritual center of motorcycling and the bikes in our museum have both souls and stories to tell,” said Kirk Willard, board member and president of the Motorcycle Riders Foundation.

“I was just pondering an example of how someone else raised the $ for a very expensive building with only a drawing and an appealing why,” said Woody, the boss of the Buffalo Chip. “And, of course, it isn’t about the building – it’s about having a building that is “better” than any other to serve the company’s mission.”

  • WHY is there a need for a Sturgis Motorcycle Museum & HOF
  • WHY can’t that need be met with existing facilities?
  • WHY is this exactly what’s needed?
  • WHY should it matter to the prospect?

Curation Committee: They met and approved three new/old motorcycles to be included in our exhibits. “The 1914, and restored 1916 Harleys were approved for acceptance,” said board member Kirk Willard. “They also approved a very rare 1929 and race worn 1929 DL H-D hillclimber ridden by Reiman.” It actually competed in the Jack Pine Gypies Hill Climb competition in Sturgis back in the day.

The curation committee approved the Michael Lichter photography we plan to use in the gift shop to introduce customers to the history of the Sturgis Rally. It’s my turn to get to work on the layout.

Marketing Meeting: We held our very first Sturgis Motorcycle Museum marketing meeting. Holy moly, with Marilyn Stemp, Steve Piehl, myself and Heidi on the committee, we covered everything from magazine distribution to business cards, web site, events and ads. Hang on.

–Bandit

THE IMA REPORTS IN–Protecting the Right to Modify is Protecting Our Culture

There are many different aspects of modification to be considered. The Right to Modify is the basis of our culture considering young men coming back from WWII no longer wanted the full-fendered accessory laden motorcycles. Personalization is what separates motorcycles from other modes of transportation. A new biker will start personalizing his or her bike immediately with different grips, pipes, intakes or whatever trim detail grabs them.

Performance modifications are popular because of the exhilaration you feel every time you blast down the Highway. Performance mods are the most threatened by local, state or national government agencies. The claim is our performance mods pollute and are too difficult to control, so the preference is to just ban them.

They would like to see performance bikes purchased only through franchise dealers i.e. the Dodge Demon. The main problem is the factory performance bike cost is prohibitive and eliminates the variety of personal performance choices. When it comes to customization and performance products, you can count on the styles of intakes and exhaust to be minimized due to increased costs of compliance.

The other threat to customization is the reduction in choices of paint, metal finishes and materials. The idea of being able to add a few accessories or build a custom bike from the ground up makes motorcycles more personal than cars.

I believe the biker culture we live today started at the end of World War II. The boys who left home to protect our way of life came back as men with an unrest that could only be satisfied by the open road.

Hence, the beginnings of the bobber/chopper style we still enjoy today. The first mods were simple; chopped fenders, abbreviated seats, higher handlebars, longer front ends and of course drag pipes.

Once most of the weight was reduced to make the bikes go faster then came internal engine components, most notably S&S who is still producing performance parts today. A distinct characteristic of this time was the freedom to do what you want, not to conform and most importantly not be controlled.

Our current political leadership doesn’t understand CO2 or the climate and wants to control everything. I know what’s best for me as opposed to some elitist in Washington D. C. We must hold strong now and demand scientific truth. Government agencies, including the EPA are reducing our ability to tune our bikes every day.

The IMA and MRF need your support to continue the battle to protect our rights. You can do nothing and ignore the signs of excess government intervention in our lives, or join today and fight back!

BABE RIDERS OF THE WEEK—

–Sam Burns
Talent Scout
Bikernet.com™

LEGAL SHOWDOWN: 26 States File Lawsuits Targeting ATF Anti-Gunner Rule
Jeff Charles

In a remarkable move, 26 states have launched a legal counterattack against the Biden administration’s assault on the Second Amendment. The states filed lawsuits against the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (ATF) and the Justice Department on Wednesday.

At the heart of the matter is a new ATF rule finalized on April 19, 2023, that requires thousands of law-abiding gun owners to register as firearms dealers. The rule derives from the 2022 Bipartisan Safer Communities Act, a federal anti-gunner law passed in the aftermath of one of several high-profile mass shootings:

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and Kansas Attorney General Kris Kobach announced their multi-state coalitions at a joint press conference in Frisco, Texas, on Wednesday.

The announcement was the first time Paxton has held a press conference about official state business since he was impeached last year. Paxton was the first Texas attorney general to be impeached in state history after 60 Texas House Republicans voted to impeach him on 20 counts. He was acquitted by the Senate last September.

The states sued the ATF and the Department of Justice and their effective heads over a new ATF rule the Biden administration finalized on April 19. The administration argues the rule is implementing aspects of the 2022 Bipartisan Safer Communities Act spearheaded by Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas.

The lawsuit is being filed by two coalitions led by Texas and Kansas.

The Texas coalition includes Louisiana, Missouri, and Utah. Their lawsuit was filed in the U.S. District Court Northern District of Texas Amarillo Division:

The Kansas coalition includes Arkansas, Iowa, Montana, Alabama, Alaska, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Kentucky, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Wyoming. Their lawsuit was filed in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Arkansas Delta Division.

Paxton framed the legal battle as a fight to defend constitutional freedoms, stating, “Yet again, Joe Biden is weaponizing the federal bureaucracy to rip up the Constitution and destroy our citizens’ Second Amendment Rights.”

President Joe Biden has relied on the ATF to advance his anti-gunner agenda due to failed attempts to get Congress to pass the radical anti-gunner legislation he promised on the campaign trail. This is the reason why the administration seeks to redefine who qualifies as a firearms dealer. It would require those who sell only a few guns per year to register, undergo background checks, and maintain records. These are requirements typically reserved for commercial dealers.

The ATF’s rule is a prime example of constitutional overreach of executive power, and a violation of the Second Amendment. It is a brazen effort to make it harder for people to keep and bear arms.

Moreover, requiring individuals to register as firearms dealers involves not only federal oversight but would place an unnecessary financial burden on these folks. From licensing fees to potential penalties for non-compliance, it is clear the rule is intended to discourage people from selling their personal firearms.

The complexity of the world of selling firearms is already difficult enough to navigate. This rule will only make it worse. As Kansas Attorney General Kris Kobach highlighted: “Biden’s latest attempt to strip away the Second Amendment rights of Americans through ATF regulations will make many law-abiding gun owners felons if they sell a firearm or two to family or friends.”

Florida Attorney General Ashley Moody also chimed in, slamming the rule for its potential to “force thousands of law-abiding gun owners to navigate a federal bureaucracy as a precondition to engaging in constitutionally protected activity.”

As the lawsuits progress, they will highlight not only the rule in question, but also the larger debate over the push to use federal executive power to infringe on the right to keep and bear arms. We’ll keep you posted on any developments.

Jeff Charles is the host of “A Fresh Perspective” podcast. He is a contributor for RedState, Newsweek Opinion and also has a Substack called “Chasing Liberty.” Jeff is also a freelance writer and political contributor who has appeared on Fox News, The Hill’s “Rising,” Fox Soul, Newsmax, and the First TV Network. He enjoys reading, binging TV shows, learning to play the banjo (badly), and all things nerdy. He also believes that any steak cooked above medium rare is burnt, and an abomination. Check out all of his information. You can follow him on Twitter: @jeffcharlesjr

–Redstate.com

PIRELLI AND JASON WATERS Set New Motorcycle Track Record at Roebling Road Raceway

Waters Sets New Lap Record of 1:09.897 Aboard BMW S 1000 RR, Equipped with
Pirelli DIABLO Superbike Slick Tires

Pirelli congratulates Jason Waters on setting the new absolute motorcycle track record at Roebling Road Raceway in Bloomingdale, Georgia, during the WERA motorcycle road racing regional round on Saturday, May 4. Waters’ new lap record of 1:09.897 was set aboard a BMW S 1000 RR equipped with Pirelli DIABLO Superbike slick tires.

Jason Waters set the new lap record of 1:09.897 at Roebling Road Raceway | Photo: Motorsport Photo LLC

“It was an exceptional day at Roebling Road Raceway,” said Waters. “Breaking the lap record was beyond my expectations. Pirelli’s dedication to delivering top-tier performance from their DIABLO Superbike slicks was evident throughout the race, and I’m grateful for their support.”

Waters set the new lap record during the A Superstock class race and relied on the performance of Pirelli’s DIABLO Superbike 125/70 R17 SC1 front and DIABLO Superbike 200/65 R17 SC0 rear tires.

“Jason’s accomplishment represents a new standard of excellence,” said Oscar Solis, Senior Racing Manager, Pirelli. “Setting track records requires precision and skill, particularly at a circuit like Roebling Road Raceway. We commend Jason on his achievement and are proud to have played a part in his success. This underscores Pirelli’s commitment to pushing the boundaries of performance in motorcycle racing.”

Waters relied on the performance of DIABLO Superbike SC1 front and SC0 rear slicks. 

This record-breaking performance is a testament to Pirelli’s ongoing pursuit of excellence in motorcycle racing. As we look ahead, Pirelli remains dedicated to supporting riders like Waters as they continue to raise the bar in motorcycle road racing across the globe.

NEWS FROM THE BIKERNET TEXAS WEATHERMAN— So you drive up to an apartment gate system, the entry gate is broken & stuck open as usual. No one is trying to come through it, why do you pull up to the closed exit gate and wait for it to open? Inquiring minds want to know?

Took the bars off the Dyna so I’d stop riding it, before I damage the engine. Needs chains and lifters, anyway I think they look good on the Shovelhead. Need to remember to add a helicoil to the crossover pipe mount on the primary, my stick in bolt came out & the pipe was no where to be seen. As it had rotated almost all the way over to the road, usually I grab it and stick it back in the headpipe.

Believe I may be stuck in Houston, new home prices are crazy! Which makes 2 car garage rentals just as crazy and VA loans are no longer no money down by the builders. So I guess I’ll pull the FXRP fairing to paint it, as I may be here a while. 6 month lease $500 more a month, one year $20.00 more, I’m trapped!

MC Creations Iron Cylinder Run coming up Memorial Day weekend

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Official Regional Weather Reporter
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HERE’S THE OMG REPORT OF THE WEEK

IndieWire: Only 9.6 percent of 250 films analyzed passed a Bechdel Test created for climate change. Last month, non-profit group Good Energy launched what it called a Bechdel Test for Climate Change, a simple set of criteria designed to determine if it was clear climate change was present in a film. The real Allison Bechdel even endorsed it.

As part of the “Climate Reality Check,” just three movies nominated for Oscars this year passed the test’s two simple rules: “Climate change exists” and “a character knows it.”

Now a more extensive study published by Good Energy and Colby College’s Buck Lab for Climate and Environment has analyzed 250 of the top grossing movies between 2013 and 2022 under the same criteria. Global warming has been with us for a while now, but only 12.8 percent — 32 of the 250 films studied in that time span — even passed the first criteria saying that climate change exists. Only 24 films, or 9.6 percent, passed both criteria of the test.

–Climate Depot

BRAND NEW TERRY THE TRAMP REVIEW-

Amazon finally sent me an email to review Terry the Tramp, so I left this one:

K. Randall Ball is an incredibly gifted writer. He takes the reader right into the very experience of old outlaw MC life. The story of Terry the Tramp is one a lot of us have known for years, and is also very interesting for anyone unfamiliar with his life on two wheels leading one of the biggest MCs in the USA. By the time you finish reading the book, you feel as if you know Terry’s club brothers. The book also enlightens the reader to how corrupt cops and our justice system can be. I highly suggest this book.

***Thanks again for all you have done and continue to do in the Two Wheeled World.

–Dave

THE LAST New Bikernet Reader Comment!–Chop N Grind Surfaces

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Have seen these guys race on the salt l flats Utah. They were very professional and friendly group. Also my son is one of the founder’

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Rupert , ID

WHAT IS DBT?–Dialectical Behavioral Therapy (DBT) is an evidence-based psychotherapy that combines Cognitive Behavioral Therapy with Zen Buddhism. Created by Marsha Linehan, it was originally used to treat Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD). Now it is used to treat many different emotional dysregulation and impulse control disorders and symptoms.

DBT is made up of many skills that help you regulate your emotions, improve your relationships and withstand times of distress without impulsivity. These skills take practice to incorporate into your daily life. They work like a muscle, building up strength with practice over time. DBT teaches you which skills are best used when and how best to apply them.

The ultimate goal of DBT is to build a “life worth living.” It has a few core components that help you do this:

The first is the principle of dialectics. Black and white thinking is common among people with BPD and others. Dialectics is the shades of gray in between. The idea is that two opposing things can both be true. It’s something that learners have to accept.

Another core component is Mindfulness. In fact, it’s the first of four modules in the treatment program. Mindfulness practice helps you live in the moment and stop holding onto painful emotions. It also helps you gain the space from the troubling situation that you need to use other DBT skills.

DBT is evidence-based, meaning that there is research supporting its effectiveness. Data show reduced rates of suicidality, hospitalizations, and self-injury. Research on the efficacy of DBT for various disorders is ongoing.

The core of DBT is that there is a therapeutic alliance, where the professional and client are on the same level with no hierarchy and goals are to agree upon. DBT views clients as an ally who work together for solutions to help the client.

https://dbtselfhelp.com/what-is-dbt/

IN MEMORY OF HARLEY THE DOG— Oh Fully Realized One. Here is the memorial I read over my beloved big dog Harley at the moment of his death It’s what I believe happens to all sentient beings including me and you in our next life. Does it ring your bell too?

–Hugh King
Director
Biker Build-Offs
Discovery Channel

THIS IS NUTS—But I’m trying. I need to apologize. I have a list of content. It’s not complete and on the site, but it should be.

I have a cool piece from the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum magazine about active race bikes in and around the Museum.

Bikernet longtime contributor Bob T. pointed out the arrow above his door after he saw mine.

I spotted Mike Kane or “The Fucking Bastard,” in the recent issue of the AMCA magazine. It’s one of the best mags out, but you must be a member. He’s in the center, but he built the other bikes. Neat and talented guy.

Just about finished wiring the VLXAFL-5 Knucklehead. Way too many interruptions.

Katmandu sent me a story about a women’s ride in Florida. Hang on, it’s coming.

I’m sorta bummed. I sold the house in Deadwood, but I did buy a cool old vintage building in Sturgis on Main. Hang on for project reports.

Foggy in the morning, it hailed in the evening. Never dull. The Chevy is running, but stumbling again. I should just grab the wrenches and go to work…

Another story by Chris Callen I’m behind on. He sent coverage of Fandango in Texas. Maybe tomorrow.

Found an old funky barbed wire adorned wooden picture frame. This will be the perfect Michael Lichter photo. Hang on.

Try to relax, take a ride, feel the wind and fight for freedom to return.

–Bandit

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BUY AN ELECTRIC CAR, GO TO PRISON

Editor’s Note: Enclosed is a post by Dave Arthur called “Buy an electric car, go to prison.” It’s first rate shit from an original Satans Slave. I asked him if I could send it to you. He said not a problem. This dude’s a first rate communicator and totally with a 1%er genuine article disposition and ability-rating. He’s older than me and living life 24 hours a day non-stop. PLUS he can fucking think and express himself.

–J.J. Solari

The other day I was talking to someone who was thinking of buying an electric car. I told him he should first get to know a good bail bondsman and a lawyer. I told him that I am serious about this.

This is the vision I have.

You buy an electric car, you think you are helping the environment. You completely ignore the pollution caused from pit mining in order to get the materials to make the batteries. You also ignore the problems of disposing of these batteries in landfills or wherever once they are used up.

Maybe you buy the electric car cause you want to save money by not buying gasoline. You ignore the fact that it still costs plenty of money to charge the batteries in these cars. Electricity is far from free. You also ignore the initial cost of these cars which is one third or more higher than a comparable gasoline powered mode.

Maybe you think if you’re not buying gas you will soon recoup the difference. You weren’t too good at math. It might take eight or nine years to recoup that money in gas savings, but by then the car-battery will be no good anymore and you will need a new car. What about disposing the old one?

So what does all that have to do with going to prison because you bought an electric car. The answer is “nothing.” Now you own the car and you are starting to drive it. You like how quiet it is and how fast it seems. You like doing your part to save the world from certain destruction oblivious to the fact that 99% of the people in the world are not driving electric cars and you driving one won’t do anything to change whatever is happening to the climate, if anything.

In any event you bought the damn thing and you are happy, this is all about to change. Reality is about to set in. You look at your gauges, and you see that you only have 30 miles left before the car will need a charge. Luckily you are in the city so there should be a charger available close by.

You drive a few more miles and you spot the sign claiming the special place where you can charge an electric car. With a smiling face you pull into the spot thinking to yourself what good luck you have, no one else is here and there are two chargers.

As you walk up to the charger, it looks as if the cord has been cut or broken and there is a yellow plastic sign hanging there that says “OUT OF ORDER.” You walk over to the other one and it also has the same sign hanging there but at least it still has a cord. You try to hook your car to it, but it still doesn’t work.

You resign yourself to the fact that you have just wasted 10 minutes, but at least you still have 20 miles left before you run out of battery. As you are leaving you notice several cars filling up their gas tanks at the gasoline pumps located at this very same station with the electric car chargers. They are filling up rapidly and leaving.

Since you’re here already, you stop your car and walk over to the attendant to ask him what’s wrong with the charger. He tells you that it’s been broken for two weeks. They are waiting for parts before it will be fixed.

You leave and drive six more miles to another charging station that your IPhone led you to. You notice other cars there, so you figure at least it must be working. You talk to the guy in front of you and he tells you that the owner of the car on the charger should be done in about 20 more minutes, if he only wants a quick charge.

He also says that he wants a full charge because he needs to drive to some town which is 150 miles away. He says his type of charge will take over an hour and that maybe you should get in the other line as it might be quicker.

You agree and move to the other line. You are now starting to get aggravated. So you sit in your new car playing the XM radio because the battery is no longer a concern. You sit and you sit before you finally go to the car hooked to the charger to see how much longer he will be. You notice it’s already fully charged but the driver is gone!

You walk back to the car in front of you and ask him if he knows where the driver of the fully charged car is? He said the guy told him he would be back soon… He was going to walk down the street to a little bar that has food and get lunch but it’s been an hour and he hasn’t come back yet.

Realizing there is nothing you can do, you just go back to your car and sit. After 15 more minutes you are pissed off knowing that the driverless car is fully charged and is just wasting your time. Plus, there is still another car in front of you.

Meanwhile the guy who was going to charge his car to full capacity in the other lane is almost finished, but two more cars are already behind him. If you had stayed there, you would have been next. So, you sit some more getting more pissed off until you finally decide to get out of your car and just unplug his car and push it out of the way.

The problem is it’s in PARK and is locked and will not move. You go back to your car and sit in it again. It’s now been two hours and the guy in front of you decides to leave.

Your luck has changed for the better and at least you are now next. You’re thinking maybe you should drive or walk down the street to the little bar that sells food and find the fucking driver of the car.

You’re really running out of patience now when another car pulls in behind you. The driver of that car gets out to ask you how long the other car has been there and how long you will be. You explain, you have been here over two hours, and the other car plugged into the charger is fully charged but the driver is gone.

He goes back to his car and you are sitting in yours hating this. You’re having second thoughts about the electric car. Finally you see a guy walking towards the charging station and figure its finally him, but to your amazement he just walks on by, he is not the driver.

It’s about three hours now and you realize your whole day is fucked up, there isn’t enough time left to get the things done. You’re just really tired of this whole thing. You’re even starting to hate the XM radio.

You decide fuck it, you’re gonna break out the guy’s window, take the car out of PARK and move it. Maybe you’ll even push it into the street where it will get hit and destroyed by another car. You hope the bastard has no insurance, or it will be a hit and run.

You walk over to the car with a jack handle and break out his window, unlock his car and open the door. You try to pull the lever out of park but then realize it needs an ignition key to get it out of PARK. You’re so pissed off, you’re ready to kill when you hear this voice yelling.

“What the fuck are you doing asshole?”

It’s finally the driver and he’s drunk enough that you can smell alcohol on him. You start to say something when he takes a swing at you. That does it, your right hand slams into his face. He falls down instantly but whacks his head on the cement curb. He doesn’t move.

The guy in the car behind you comes running up and tries to revive the guy. The guy does not respond. You think it’s time to get the fuck out of here, as the guy who came out of the car behind calls 911.

You realize your electric car is being blocked by his car and that it can only go a few more miles because the battery is almost dead.

The cops show up and the guy in the car behind me tells them he’s a witness and you broke the window on the dead guy’s car, punched him in the face and watched as the guy fell to the concrete.

There it is, I got arrested and now I’m in jail with a class two homicide charge. I’ve been here 72 days and my case isn’t scheduled until early next year. Remember what I said. My advice to you is to stay out of prison, never by an electric car.

–Dave Arthur
 

 
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