Hey,
This weekend has been a blur and last night I rolled in late and had a jack on the rocks. I have a splitting headache this morning, and the list is still daunting. I’m supposed to meet on the mountain, ride to Illusions Cycles for their open house, completely tear my CV carb apart and perform a tech, finish the post, and relax.
Yeah, right! I’m a nut, but I judge the vibe of America on the level of jokes I receive and if they’re creative and fresh or not. I judge our economy on action. If shit is happening in a positive, upbeat nature, folks’ confidence is growing and I sense it everywhere from events to exhibits, mergers, shop openings, you name it. But, of course, I could be fulla shit!
Let’s hit the news.
QUICK OPEN THE BAD JOKE SUNDAY LIBRARY–A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. However, she can’t touch it until she turns 14.
Rednecks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not admitted.
The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There’s dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
–from Jerry and Rogue
CAN’T SAY BIKERNET IS NOT EDUCATIONAL—There will be a pop-quiz later.
2. to communicate sympathetically.
Quotes:
Jill bit her lip, then grinned. “I’m not sure what ‘ grok ’ means.”
They were trying to, like, fake it, you know? They didn’t exactly grok how we do things nowadays.
Origin: Grok was coined by Robert A. Heinlein in his 1961 science-fiction novel Stranger in a Strange Land.
ONLY THE HIGHLY CRITICAL DR. WILLIE WOULD NOTICE–How do you manage to get fired the first day in a Winnie the Poo costume?
By putting your costume pants on backwards!
–from Willie
Official DisneyLand Costume Manager
QUICK CORRECTION, New Bikernet Reader Comment!–STURGIS RUN PLANNING NEWS FOR JULY 10, 2014
http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=11774
Just thought y’all should know that Miami Mike article is actually a direct copy of an article by Rebel of the Aging Rebel site. www.agingrebel.com
Gotta give credit where credit is due.
— Iron Mike
Ellijay, GA
REMEMBER KRISTINE MUELLER, AMAZING LEATHER ARTIST—She’s going to be back and helping us detail one of the new 5-Ball Racing 5/8 leather shirts.
I’m hoping to see the lovely artist next week and start the project. Check the story we did. Agent Zebra also covered her in Hot Bike a few years back.
http://www.bikernet.com/pages/The_Leather_Art_Of_Kristine_Mueller.aspx
–Bandit
BRAND New Bikernet Reader Comment!– A HISTORY OF BIKERS RIGHTS IN AMERICA
http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=8318
Howdy Keith (er, Bandit, Weed, et al.),
Working on a “looking back” photo spread for WRENCH about an MMA L.A. Toy Run we covered in 1977. In doing research on Ron Roloff I was pleased to see the Internet is awash with the good deeds done by Easyriders, specifically Lou, you, Joe and Mil and our little tribe that spread from Seal Beach and Belmont Shore to Malibu and Agoura Hills, out to the World. It makes me feel proud to have helped in whatever small way to further the cause of Biker Rights.
All the best to you, my brother.
Ride easy,
–Kim (The Cub, Loudmouth, Bomber, Ben Doverdahl, et al.) Peterson
Agoura Hills, CA
Police eye motorcycle gangs in covert operation– Police say they are on the offensive against motorcycle gangs, particularly the Head Hunters, on the back of a successful covert operation.
In recent cases three patched Head Hunter members and an associate were found guilty of consipracy to commit aggravated robbery.
That includes patched Head Hunter Joshua Ashby who was sentenced this morning in the Manukau District Court to 6 months home detention with a further 6 months of post release conditions for his role in the conspiracy.
This morning’s sentencing also comes less than two months after two senior Head Hunter members were charged with the manufacture and supply of methamphetamine.
Detective Senior Sergeant Lloyd Schmid from The Organised Financial Crime Agency of New Zealand says OFCANZ has an “ongoing commitment to policing” motorcycle gangs.
“In the short-term at least their ability to commit crime including their ability to participate in the illegal drug trade will be severely reduced.”
— ONE News
GETTYSBURG BIKE WEEK IS ALIVE AND KICKIN’ SHIT–Jack Schitt is keeping things moving as the MC of the event. Today the Flaunt Girls are heating up the crowd as they give a tease for their tonight’s performance.
–David Campbell
Earl’s Garage – Motorcycle, Hotrod, and Event Photography
www.earlsgarage.com www.facebook.com/garage_photos
PULLBACKS RETURN FROM THE Nash Motorcycle Company–You’ve been asking, and now we’ve got ’em – OUR interpretation of those ‘70s style pullbacks everyones been talking about.
We took our Looky-Looky bars and tweaked ’em a bit, giving you a one of kind look, with the style you’ve been wanting. ONLY available at www.nashmotorcycle.com
Taber Nash
Nash Motorcycle Company
FACTORY SOLUTIONS to help Harley corporation survive these PR wars :
(2). work with the VFW national convention, Amvet ,legion Riders &Rolling Thunder . who are addressing the flag /Motorcycle issue
Pingel transmission – plover
Polaris victory /Indian – Oscela
Osceola S &S Motors -Iola
(5) Integrate BikerNet.com, two wheel Thunder TV , NCOM news bytes and AM& MRF in the damage control message mode
(7) interact with the biker own business lists put retired VPs Tim Hoelter ,Wayne Curtin and Steve Phillips on the speakers bureau circuit . presenting at large conventions ,reunions & business functions worldwide . each hog club and motorcycle organization could do the same .
(7)make public the motorcycle industry records regarding quality and service for all motorcycle manufacturers
(8) Former state representative Rob Kreibich has researched production of websites for (a)Harley atrocities.com (b)thank you Harley.com website
( c) Harley legal defense fund
(d ) Harley Davidson PR damage control scholarships
(9)Promotes sequels to the recent movies : (a)last ounce of courage(b) Born to ride to ride (2010 )
(c)Easyrider -the right back (d) Dead in five heartbeats
(10) fire up the MCM MM MC motorcycle music movie museum and memoir committee movement with and thru come MRF AMA.
(encourage revolving displays be more active with the motorcycle rights movement organizations)
To be continued…
—The Million Mile Man
Rev. Dave Zien
CHECK YOUR BLIND SPOT
HAS YOUR ULTIMATE BUILDER SHOW DATE CHANGED?–
NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
OCT 31-NOV 2, 2014
NOV 7-9, 2014
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JAN 9-11, 2015
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S&S DAYS IS OPEN– S&S T124 Demo Days is open to licensed drivers 21 years of age or older. Riders must have their own safety equipment – helmets, jackets, boots, gloves, and eye protection. Anyone under the influence of drugs or alcohol will not be allowed to participate. S&S reserves the right to deny access to anyone in the interest of safety. Riders will be required to sign a liability waiver.
The California Fish and Game Commission is continuing to explore ways to implement the statewide lead ammunition ban. In 2013, the California Legislature passed Assembly Bill 711 to ban the use of traditional ammunition for all hunting in California.
The Commission is required to adopt regulations to ban lead ammunition in California no later than July 1, 2015, with full implementation of the ban to occur no later than July 1, 2019.
The California Department of Fish and Wildlife (CDFW) will hold a public workshop on Saturday, July 19, to discuss the implementation of the lead ammunition ban. This workshop will be held from 7:00 to 8:30 p.m. in the Community Room in City Hall at 777 Cypress Avenue in Redding. We encourage all hunters and recreational shooters to attend this meeting to express your concerns about the proposed options that will be discussed there before the regulations are drafted. Click here to view the Commission’s powerpoint presentation.
For more information about the NRA opposition to bans on traditional ammunition and the truth behind the anti-hunting groups’ agenda to ban lead ammunition, please visit HuntForTruth.org.
We will continue to keep you informed as the CDFW finalizes the proposed AB 711 regulations. Individuals and organizations may e-mail comments to wildlifemgmt@wildlife.ca.gov (please use “Non lead implementation” in the subject line) or mail correspondence to: CDFW, Wildlife Branch, Attn: Non lead implementation, 1812 Ninth Street, Sacramento, CA 95811.
QUICK, New Bikernet Reader Comment!– Bikernet Headquarter’s Wings
http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=11777
A beautiful piece of artwork – I love the concept of recycling the old metal “scrap” pieces to start from the tow yard. The second set of feathers really sets it off. Plus – what a great narrative of the build. Thanks for sharing this cool story.
–Uncle Jimbo, or the Gray Ghost
Downers Grove, IL
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TRENDY MELROSE STORE OPENING–
Last night we got the call. “Blaze to Melrose the gang is waiting,” Snake issued the announcement and hung up. We peeled.
Yaniv “Neevo” Evan, of Power Plant or P-16, which means P-P (16th letter of the alphabet) or Power Plant has been located in an alley behind Melrose, one of the most fashionable fabulous, trendy streets in Los Angeles. He always needed a storefront.
The full story is right here, right now:
http://www.bikernet.com/pages/Trendy_Melrose_LA_Storefront_Partnership.aspx
–Wrench
Australian legal big wig takes aim at mandatory sentencing–A Queensland supreme court justice has launched an attack on the “disturbing trend” of governments to undermine courts through mandatory sentencing.
Justice Philip McMurdo took particular aim at the NSW “one-punch” laws and Queensland’s anti-biker/anti-association and sex offender laws.
He also called for an overhaul of the Chief Justice selection process following the controversy surrounding Tim Carmody’s appointment.
Speaking about the “hot topics” at a supreme and federal court judges’ conference in Darwin on Wednesday, Justice McMurdo said criticism of the court was not new but he was concerned about “what I see as its increasing prevalence”.
He said the Queensland and NSW governments creating new offences in response to perceived issues within our communities and setting mandatory minimum sentences meant the courts were bound to impose heavier sentences without regard for any mitigating factors surrounding a crime.
“The underlying premise of each of these responses by governments is that courts cannot be trusted to administer the laws which the parliament has enacted in the way in which, at that moment in time, the government says is demanded by the public,” he said.
“Of course it is within the power of governments to impose mandatory minimum sentences or to remove the option of suspended sentences.
“But the disturbing trend is in the readiness of governments to restrict the ability of courts to perform their core judicial functions such as sentencing.
“These demands for heavier sentences, continuing detention and refusal of bail are not based in evidence.
“These demands derive essentially from emotion. Emotions such as anxiety or anger cannot be dismissed by courts as irrelevant.”
–from Doc Robinson
Heavy Duty Magazine
Supreme Tech Editor
BAD COPS WEEKEND REPORT–A ten year old boy in Georgia is lucky to be alive after he was shot by a police officer who was firing his gun at a dog. According to multiple reports, the police officer was in pursuit of a robbery suspect at the time of the indecent. A dog crossed paths with the officer and he decided to shoot at it.
His shot missed the dog and the stray bullet struck the young Dakota Corbitt who was playing nearby. It is still unclear as to why the officer felt the need to shoot at the dog in the first place, and there is no indication that the dog approached the officer in a threatening manner.
The bullet entered from the back of the knee and exited out of the front of the child’s leg.
Janelle Rich, Corbitt’s sister, told reporters of the horrific experience of her brother’s attack, and said that the officer seemed to have no remorse about what he had done.
“I ran out the house with one of my kids and saw my little brother on the porch pouring blood. He [the officer] was sitting there like he didn’t have a care in the world.” Rich said.
The officers name has not been released, nor has any information about his disciplinary action.
After the Dakota was shot he was rushed to Coffee Regional Medical Center and then transferred to Savannah Memorial Hospital where he was held for several hours for surgery.
The family waited in the hospital all night thinking that their son would need surgery. Luckily, hours later after lengthy examinations, they were told that the boy would not need surgery because no vital arteries were hit by the bullet. The full extent of the wound is unknown, and it is likely that the child will be traumatized for his entire life.
The Georgia Bureau of Investigation was called to investigate the shooting, however since that is just another state institution it is doubtful that the family will see any justice.
–by John Vibes
Read more at http://thefreethoughtproject.com/cop-shoot-dog-misses-hits-10-year/#SCMAu36ovg8SoPjr.99
–Rogue
INDIAN MOTORCYCLE REVEALS TWO-TONE PAINT SCHEMES AVAILABLE FOR 2015 INDIAN CHIEF LINEUP–New paint schemes on Indian Chief Classic, Chief Vintage and Chieftain mark first of Model Year 2015 announcements
MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. — July 12, 2014 — Revealing the first of the 2015 lineup during the Vintage Motorcycle Days event presented by Indian Motorcycle,Indian Motorcycle® announced that two-tone paint schemes, starting at $19,799, will be offered for the upcoming model year Indian Chief line of motorcycles.
The much anticipated, awe-inspiring and iconic vintage paint palettes were revealed over the weekend for fans of classic motorcycles at Vintage Motorcycle Days 2014, which took place at the Mid-Ohio Sports Car Course in Lexington, Ohio.
Additional details and information on all 2015 models, including features and all 2015 MSRP’s will be announced on August 2 out of the annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. The cool new two-tone Chief Classic, Chief Vintage and Chieftain will be on-display and available for demo rides during the upcoming 74th annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, running August 2 – 9 in Sturgis, South Dakota and will be available on dealer floors in the fall of 2015.
Featured Two-Tone Colors for 2015 are:
– The 2015 Indian Chief Classic available in Indian Motorcycle Red/ Thunder Black. (Also available in solid Indian Motorcycle Red)
– The 2015 Indian Chief Vintage available in Indian Motorcycle Red/ Thunder Black, Indian Motorcycle Red/ Ivory Cream, and Willow Green/ Ivory Cream. (Also available in solid Indian Motorcycle Red and solid Thunder Black)
– The 2015 Indian Chieftain available in Indian Motorcycle Red/ Thunder Black, Indian Motorcycle Red/ Ivory Cream, and Springfield Blue/ Ivory Cream. (Also available in solid Indian Motorcycle Red and solid Thunder Black)
“Two-tone paint schemes are among the most iconic elements of vintage Indian motorcycles dating back about 80 years, giving the bikes a look and feel that is instantly recognizable and beloved by motorcycle fans,” said Steve Menneto, VP of Indian Motorcycle. “It is exciting to reintroduce two-tone paint for our 2015 Indian Chief models. These paint schemes pay tribute to Indian bikes of the past but come coupled with the exceptional technology and power that the 2015 Chief lineup offers. They are simply stunning, and the quality and craftsmanship of the paint jobs is exceptional. We’re excited to share these beautiful bikes now, and will share more news with our fans on August 2nd.”
Sturgis Motorcycle Rally attendees can check out the full model year 2015 line-up in all its glory at the Indian Motorcycle Display on 3rd & Lazelle Street or at the Indian Motorcycle @ the Crossroads at Sturgis Buffalo Chip from 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. daily. Visit the Indian Motorcycle Sturgis event page for updates.
To learn more, please visit www.indianmotorcycle.com.
HITS KEEP COMING, New Bikernet Reader Comment! —2014 First Annual Iron & Ash Ride ? Dothan, Alabama
http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=11757
Great article and great time in Dothan.
Southern hospitality at its finest…
Cant wait for next year…
— Dana Crow
Ormond Beach, Floridal
WEEKEND BAD JOKE LIBRARY HOURS EXTENDED–Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: “My wife sure is stoopid, she bought an air conditioner.”
2nd Hillbilly says: “Why is that stoopid?”
1st Hillbilly says: “We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!”
2nd Hillbilly says: “That’s nothing, my wife is so stoopid, she bought one of them new-fangled warshin’ machines!”
1st Hillbilly says: “Why is that so stoopid?”
2nd Hillbilly says: “‘Cause we ain’t got no plummin'”
3rd Hillbilly says: “That ain’t nuthin’! My wife is dumber than both yer wives put together!
I was going through her purse the other day lookin’ fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.”
1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: “Well, what’s so dumb about that?”
3rd Hillbilly says: “She ain’t got no dick.”
–from Jerry and Rogue
HOT SUMMER NIGHTS SWEDEN– an encounter Chieftain 2014 and a VW-bus 1965 make the love come to life
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GETTYSBURG BIKE WEEK ROCKS– It has been a great Gettysburg Bike Week. Final day is today 10-2 the vendor village is open at Granite Hill just $5. Next year we go home……we are going back to ALLSTAR EVENTS COMPLEX!!!! More late night bands and fun! Plans are already underway!!! Mark you calendars. July 9-12, 2015!! #gbw2014
Thanks for all of your support!
–Ken Conte
LEGISLATIVE NEWS FROM NMA, North Carolina–Opposed Senate Bill 810 which would facilitate the return of red-light cameras to Fayetteville and could pave the way for the return of cameras to other NC cities as well. Under current law, 90 percent of the clear proceeds generated from red-light cameras must go toward school funding. This has made red-light cameras economically untenable in many NC communities.
But the language in S810 allows the fees and expenses paid to the camera vendor to be taken out before the “clear proceeds” are calculated. If adopted, this financial sleight-of-hand will allow red-light cameras to operate profitably. The bill is under consideration in the Senate Finance Committee.
We will bring you the full report on Thursday from the National Motorist Association. This is just another reason to support your local motorcycle rights group. Join Today!
THE BAD JOKE LIBRARY IS STILL OPEN–The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
NEED TO DO SOMETHING, EVEN IF IT’S WRONG—I need to take a couple of aspirin, make a protein shake, finish this post and head for the hills.
I’m going to hit my CV carb with a CVP carb kit. If I finish it in time, I’m going for a ride somewhere.
So, what’s up for next week. I’m hoping to deliver the SmokeOut/Indian ride, then a Girl of Bikernet from Jack MacIntyre, this carb tech, maybe a Bonne Belle update tech.
We have the Iron Order Code. May Neevo’s bike will finally be ready with the help of Summer Sands.
See you next week!
Ride Free Forever,
–Bandit
