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MEMO TO BANDIT REGARDING IMAGES–Here you go lover. Now come in my office and fuck me.
–Sin Wu
BIKERNET GOVERNMENT CONNECTION– ?????I thought you might get a kick out of this… an e-mail address for President Bush happened to show up recently. (Geez… even the prez has a Web site!) Like just about every journalist in the country, I had written about the events of 9-11. So it seemed right to pass those thoughts to him. I figured that a “hometown” perspective on the tragedy might be of interest. ?????
What follows is the reply I got. Check it out… ????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Rod Ice
From: Autoresponder@WhiteHouse.GOV
Thank you for e-mailing President Bush. Your ideas and comments are veryimportant to him.?
If your message is about the Sept. 11 terrorist attack on the UnitedStates, please click to go to www.whitehouse.gov to learn more about the Americanresponse and relief efforts.
Unfortunately, because of the large volume of e-mail received, the presidentcannot personally respond to each message. However, the White House staffconsiders and reports citizen ideas and concerns.
Again, thank you for your e-mail. Your interest in the work of President Bushand his administration is appreciated.
Sincerely,The White House Office of E-Correspondence
For more information about the White House, please visit www.whitehouse.gov.
NURSERY RHYMES GONE BAD–
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simon to the Pieman
“What have you got there?”
Said the Pieman unto Simon
“Pies, you dumbass!”
ROGUE?S QUALITY DISCOUNT PARTS– SPECIAL ? ROLLING CHASSIS – 1 ONLYIncludes: Black powdercoated Kraft-Tech Pro Street FXR frame w/neck cups installed, American Suspension inverted front end with risers, handlebars and brake bracket, black powdercoated oil tank with chrome oil dipstick and mounting bracket, set of three spoke mag wheels, brake rotors front and rear, rear wheel belt pulley, Avon Venon X tires front and rear, complete chrome rear swingarm assembly, set of chrome adjustable tension rear shocks, billet aluminum rear fender struts, front and rear fenders, gas tanks with mounting brackets, speedo mounting plate and custom high end seat made especially for this setup, plus numerous other items. $6000
Black Powdercoated Kraft-Tech Pro-Street FXR Rubber Mount Frame with Chrome Neck Cups. Retails for $1395; Rogue $1000
American Suspension Inverted Fork Front End. Retails for $2500; Rogue $1500
Chrome Swingarm for Wide Tire FXR Frame with all hardware. Retails for $1021; Rogue $800
3 Spoke Rear Mag Wheel 16 inches by 5.5 wide. Retails $1099; Rogue $900
3 Spoke Belt Pulley to fit above wheel. Retails $599; Rogue $400
3 Spoke Front Mag Wheel 16 inches by 3.5 wide Retails $899; Rogue $700
Set of American Suspension Shocks 11 inches long, Retail $499; Rogue $400
Russell 11 ?? Stainless front rotor #47000, Retail $99; Rogue $80
Russell 11 ? Stainless rear rotor #47005, Retail $99; Rogue $80
Set CCI Stretch Gas tanks #15-216, Retail $389.99; Rogue $300
There are a bunch more parts available. For the rest drop a note to:rogue@bikerrogue.com.
CRIME INC. TESTIMONIAL–
My T-shirts were here when I got back from Street Vibrations. They are great. Thank you.
As usual I had way too much fun in Reno. I didn’t get to bed before 3:30 either night. I hit a grand on aslot machine. I was pulling wheelies all over town and didn’t get caught. I asked three different bikecops if they wanted to race me but got no takers. Drank and ate too much. Got to ride some nicewinding roads, kept up with some jap bikes on Mt. Rose highway and pulled away from one of them ona long straightaway. All in all a great weekend.
See you in Vegas,
–Stan Sheppard
We are about to launch four new Dragonfly shirts and several new Crime Inc. products. Check the Gultch when ya got the chance.
JUST ONE QUESTION!–NOW that the President has called us to prayer…..
NOW that Congress has called us to prayer…..
NOW that our governor has called us to prayer….
NOW that the New York City mayor has called us to prayer….
NOW that the “liberal” media and most other branches of our American society have called us to prayer…..
AND NOW that our churches are assembling in special prayer….
“Honorable” Justices of the Supreme Court, I have only one question..Would it be OK to pray in our schools?
–An American citizen and Christian
SEARCH FOR FXR CONVERTIBLE SADDLEBAGS–Bob McKay from Canada needs assistance:”I’m looking for a new or slightly used set of FXR convertibe saddlebags, H-D part No. 91718-89.”Call (519) 935-2424 or e-mail mckayshd@bmts.com
–Thanks,Bob McKay
BIKER’S HOME FOR SALE–Of course the garage is trashed, the kitchen destroyed and none of the doors in the joint are still on their hinges, but here goes:Rachel, Saxon and I have put the house up for sale. ?We are making plans to move back west. ?We miss the mountains and we love to change things every now and then. ?
You can view our home at www.buyowner.com and then enter the property No. 5277. Hope all is well with everyone and we hope you all keep in touch.
–Kyle, Rachel and Saxon.
Krkucin@aol.com
HORSE MAGAZINE ON SALE AT BIKERNET–We carry the CD magazine Hardtail that focuses on only rigid frame scoots for the specialists. Now we have available subscriptions for HORSE magazine, the only tough guy, chopper book left in the country. This mag is based in the east with an eastern flair and bikes built with bare hands. This magazine has heart along with the riders who publish it. Give it a shot if you’re not much into billet or chrome.
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