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Never a dull moment. Received an e-mail the other day. A Hamster, Jack Luna, died unexpectedly or an aneurism in his stomach, after having dinner with Barry Weiss. I thought maybe they were fighting over who had the coolest car.
Then I get a call this morning about a brother’s son dying in a freak car accident last night. This old-guy brother, Mike, who owns Pacific Coast Cycles, is an old time biker and he has experienced everything in his lifetime plus numerous recent surgeries, and survived. Then his son dies in a sleep-at-the-wheel accident (don’t know if he was driving or a passenger). What the hell? I will try to ride over for the memorial later today.
More and more we need to make lots of time for enjoying life, since it could end at the drop of a dime. Let’s hit the news:
BIKERNET SMART ASS ANSWER VAULT NOW OPEN–A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ‘Do these turkeys get any bigger?’
The stock boy replied, ‘No ma’am, they’re dead.’
SMART ASS ANSWER
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. ‘I’ve been waiting for you all day,’ the officer said.
The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.’
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, ‘Got stuck, huh?’
The truck driver says, ‘No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.’
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!’
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, ‘What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?’
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, ‘Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.’
–Jim Waggaman
HAPPY EARLY TURKEY DAY from Rivera Primo–On behalf of the management & staff, we would like to take a moment to wish you and your family a safe and enjoyable Thanksgiving holiday. This is a time for great food, good friends and lotsa beer and other things that make ya feel good!! Just remember to keep it safe..That means give the keys to your DD.
God Bless the U.S. of A!!
And Then Back To Work!
Rivera Primo Inc. will be closed Thursday, November 22nd & 23rd in observance of Thanksgiving. Normal business hours will resume on Monday, November 26th, 2012.
BIKERNET STOPS FOR A RELIGIOUS MOMENT–Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, lost savings, unsure Social Security, lack of retirement funds, etc …. I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck……??
BRAND NEW FROM LE PERA–Le Pera’s Bad Ass “Nomad II.”
Original, unique and just plain bitchin, this killer new seat by Le Pera is yet another completely new design from the company that sets the standard for thinking outside the box.
Unlike anything we’ve seen before, the side “slashes” are the obvious design stand out here. These “slashes” play off the lines of the tops and sides of your bikes hard bags, creating a bad ass, low sleek custom look.
No, this isn’t a cross country touring seat…and yes, it’s a lot more than a “Bar Hopper”. The Nomad creates an outrageous look for your bagger and is ideally designed for those weekend adventures. Contact your local dealer or go right to the source at: www.lepera.com
AIMExpo Launches New Website and New Logo–Showcasing America’s Premier Powersports Industry Gathering–
IRVINE, Calif. (November 2, 2012) – The march towards October 2013 continues for the American International Motorcycle Expo (AIMExpo) with the launch of a fully featured and robust new website at AIMExpoUSA.com that also reveals a newly designed event logo. As the countdown clock on the site chronicles, the inaugural show is less than one year away!
The new AIMExpo website was crafted to address the needs of all industry constituents: exhibitors, dealers, media, and consumer attendees. “AIMExpo is about re-energizing the entire powersports marketplace, and the new website will be the primary source of news, information, and connectivity for the world of motorcycling as all corners of the market make plans to attend the inaugural event,” said Larry Little, Vice President and General Manager of the Motorcycle Group. “The site offers a wealth of information and details, and will be continually refreshed as the event approaches.”
Companies interested in exhibiting at AIMExpo can download an Exhibit Space Application Contract, request a booth quote, or communicate with a sales representative by simply clicking the “Exhibit” button on the website homepage.
Similarly, dealer attendees can pre-register for the event while media professionals can request a media credential for access to AIMExpo’s exclusive trade and media days. Closer to the show dates, consumers will be able to access the latest features, buy tickets online, and even compare local hotel rates.
“It is virtually unheard of for an event to offer this level of service, information, and connection a year out,” said Kerry Graeber, Marketing Director of the Motorcycle Group. “This is just one example of the value we have pledged to deliver to the industry, as well as to powersports enthusiasts. Starting a ‘conversation’ with our customers and giving them all the tools they need to plan their involvement is just one way AIMExpo surpasses other events.”
Additional features found on AIMExpoUSA.com include comprehensive event information, a continually updated exhibitor listing, and the ability to sign up to receive event e-mails. New features and functionality are also in the works and will be added on an ongoing basis.
AIMExpo will be held on October 16-20, 2013 at the Orange County Convention Center in Orlando, Fla. In addition to visiting AIMExpoUSA.com, keep up to date on the continued progress by visiting AIMExpo’s social media pages. “Like” the American International Motorcycle Expo on Facebook by visiting the AIMExpo page, and “Follow” on Twitter: @AIMExpo.
THIS JUST IN FROM VENICE, CALIFA–Ok, Mr. Bike Builder, when ya gonna make a motorcycle that can do this? huh?
–M.C.
BRAND NEW BIKERNET READER COMMENT– Bikernet Baggers Review: 2012 Harley-Davidson Switchback
http://www.bikernetbaggers.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=10380
I bought the Switchback based on so many good reviews. I am selling it back. This is not a bike for the smaller rider under 5″6′ which Harley claims it is.
The weight and seat height make it impossible to maneuver and park. Very few adjustments can be made and when asked about lowering it I was told “it’s as low as it can go” no kits available at the time my favorite comment from dealer was “take the padding out of the seat!”
The rest of the comments ring true about the bike if you are a average sized male rider!
–Diane Bonin
South Berwick, ME
MAKE SURE TO VOTE– From the Desk of the President by Jay Huber
Also those candidates are making a huge push this weekend in an effort to get their supporters out to vote over the weekend. If you can help in any way then please contact the candidates local office. Most have a website for their contact info.
If you can help give a ride to folks to go vote on Tuesday who may not be able to get there on their own is another way you can help support a candidate as well. Let’s do everything we can to put the right people in office.
Make sure to attend your November and December monthly Kentucky Motorcycle Association meetings. Nominations and elections of District Officers will be taking place so if you wish to step up and take on a larger task within the organization. NOW, is the time to do so.
I wish to thank all those who have donated their time and effort to this year so far and who will continue into the next. We could not run this organization without you. We can always use some fresh faces and ideas however. So if interested then come out to your next district meeting and get involved.
We are also taking nominations for State Office holders as well. If you are interested in one of the state office positions please let me know as soon as possible. elections will be held at the Board of Directors meeting following the Freedom Fighters Forum this year.
–Jay Huber
BARTELS JOINS THE SONS OF ANARCHY–The Licensed Limited Edition SOA Motorcycles Now Available – By Kalin Nacheff
A while ago there was a news story about a Harley-Davidson dealership (Bartels’ Harley-Davidson in Marina del Rey, CA) striking a deal with FX to produce 100 limited edition Sons of Anarchy Harley motorcycles. Well, they made them and have been selling them for a while.
All the 100 bikes are pre-owned 2010 Harley-Davidson Street Bobs, customized with SOA logos and graphics on the tank, belt drive, and seat, and painted in matte black. Here’s the description of the product from Bartels’ website:
2010 Customized Sons of Anarchy Bike
• Condition: Pre-Owned
• Retail Price: $24,995.00
• Selling Price: $24,995.00
• Stock Number: SOA
• Year: 2010
• Make: Sons of Anarchy Bike
• Model: Customized Sons of Anarchy Bike
• Color: Matt Black
• Comments: Customized Sons of Anarchy Bike, Limited Edition of 100
• Accessories: Engine: 96-inch, Sons of Anarchy motorcycle exclusively built and sold by Bartels’
Check for licensed SOA products at leatherup.com.
Over the past few months Bikernet has received several anonymous e-mails and photos regarding SOA fans getting roughed up while wearing the television shows colors. Initial reports suggest a SOA Arizona vs. SOA California members turf war rivalry, but other reports indicate that legitimate clubs may be incensed.–G. M.
GRACE POTTER of Grace Potter & The Nocturnals… She’s enuff ta give ya nocturnal emissions ;-))
–M.C.
ANOTHER BIKERNET READER COMMENT–POST HALLOWEEN THURSDAY NEWS FOR NOVEMBER 1, 2012
http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=10753
Why do exhaust manufacturers refer to true dual exhaust as true dual cross over exhaust when their is no cross over?
True or independent dual exhaust for Harleys is nothing new, H-D had them for years. The cross over from the rear exhaust to the front is supposed to aid low end torque and other issues to improve rideability.
True duals (in my humble opinion) do absolutely nothing to improve torque or horsepower.
— Sam
San Marcos, TX
BIKERNET INTERNATIONAL EDITOR INVESTIGATES CHINA–The photos are some of my first days walkabout back on Oct 15 or so. Champing China – about 30 miles from Guangzhou.
The main drag – a night bazaar – a hotel I wouldn’t want to stay at – city night view from my hotel. The hallway of a Karaoke lounge – pressed charcoal use for outdoor kitchens –
The lineup in uniform is a pre-work pep rally, some businesses do it every day.
Yesterday afternoon met up with Leigh from Iron Horse. We had a few afternoon drinks at some different little known places.
Back to the room for a too long nap – out at 10pm. Last night here was uneventful
Except for the falang ladyboy fight on walking street. Not too severe but a bottle thrown – broken sign he will have to pay for.
Because it was Sat and I knew the streets and Go-Go bars would be busy I went to Soi Boocow LK Metro is a street with a bunch of newer places where I sometimes see old faces.
Places like the Office – Mash – Darling – Sugar Sugar – Chamaigne varying degrees of interaction.
Did a bit of late night walking the streets and decide to go into Insomnia for the first time this trip. It used to be dark, loud and smoky – and very crowded. Well some things change.
Now, it is even louder – how that’s possible I don’t know? Still dark – but not as smoky–good. Also very crowded with seemingly more girls to choose from, but when watching them come out in the light of day… They look so different in the natural light. A reason I am reluctant to go there.
Well today is my last full day -and night. Leaving here about 2pm for a/p and a 6 pm flight to LAX, landing about 7:15pm.
A link to this years SEMA show in Las Vegas – some REALLY fine cars and bikes by Roland Sands, do take a look.
–Art Hall
Bikernet Interplanetary Travel and Foreign Investigative Journalist at Large Embedded in China
ALL NEW BIKERNET T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE—Check them out in our new store run by Andrew and his wife. They came from an apparel family and are working hard to pump up our shop and brand.
–Bandit
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BIKERNET 5-Ball RACING WHEELER REPORT–
THE ADRENALINE CLOCK KEEPS ON TICKIN!
El Mirage…Nov.10-11…. Last meet in 2012
Bonneville, SCTA August 10-16, 2013
BUB Speed Trials August 24-29, 2013
(BUB 10 months and counting)
Yet another beautiful Sunday in the dead quiet/foggy heart of the LA harbor recouping from weeks and weeks on the road. My socks are now clean, my bag is ready to pack and roll up the highway to the Beach Racing and Hobby Shop where the latest 5-Ball Racing Team hot rod patiently awaits a few of the final connections, fuel, oil, air, and fire.
We’ll spend the end of the week in Napa on the dyno with Mike and his Crew going through heat cycles, oil changes, filter element cleanings and tuning.
This past Friday spent part of the afternoon with the Race Tech Team formulating a plan to dial in the Raycers suspension from axel to axel in anticipation of a smooth as butter ride on the highway or the race track. Suspension tuning will be critical, especially at warp speeds.
With Race Tech on board, no sweat!
Late braking news in the world of composite rotors. Spotted a set of the latest spiral lock, 1.6 pound, 10.5-inch rotors on the market. The stellar crew at Lyndall has the most remarkable, 21st Century rotors on the planet. They are in stock and ready to deliver. Custom orders welcome.
Haulin ass in a Northerly direction Monday afternoon.
No Vote! No Snivel!
Haul Ass!
Ride for your fukin Life!
–Ray c wheeler
Performance Editor
wheeler@bikernet.com
BIKERNET MEDICAL CENTER ALERT, CLOCKS CHANGED SO YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF Battling Seasonal Depression– The shorter daylight hours of the winter season can affect sleep, productivity and state of mind. Light therapy (also known as phototherapy) may help.
It uses specially designed boxes that emit full-spectrum light to simulate sunlight. While still a relatively unknown treatment, light therapy has been shown to have positive benefits in addressing many health issues, including Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), severe premenstrual syndrome, bulimia, and as a non-drug treatment for depression.
If you have been suffering from SAD or just feel a little blue this time of year, contact your physician or healthcare provider – depression is a treatable condition; light therapy may be an option he or she recommends for you.
–Dr. Weil
www.drweil.com
BIKERNET HISTORIC ARCHIVES NOW OPEN—Here’s the December issue of Mechanix Illustrated from 1958. I got a kick out of that cover.
Then we ran into this 1964 issue of Popular Mechanics. It contained a long detailed debate on gun laws after President Kennedy was killed, the Dodd law.
BIKERNET UNIVERSITY WEEKEND DESPERATELY NEEDED VOCABULARY LESSON–siesta see-ES-tuh, noun:
A midday or afternoon rest or nap.
Among the Yangüesans it was customary for them and their teams to spend the siesta in places providing grass and water, and the spot where Don Quixote happened to be was very much to their liking.
–Miguel De Cervantes, Don Quixote
At noon I closed the shop, but still I was reluctant to leave those three rooms filled with merchandise, and I lay down among some grain sacks to get through the heat of the siesta.
–Isabel Allende, Eva Luna
While siesta is associated with Latin America, its origin is in the Latin sexta hora, meaning “sixth hour,” or noon.
DRAWING ABOUT TO HAPPEN AT WHEELS THROUGH TIME MOTORCYCLE MUSEUM–Don’t miss your chance to take home a piece of ?Motorcycle History!
Get Your Tickets Today!!!! This 1932 Harley-Davidson VL Flathead Bobber is a beauty….and it could be yours!!!
WTT is proud to introduce the 10th Annual Wheels Through Time Raffle Bike!!!
Each year, the Wheels Through Time Museum sets out to bring back to life a true piece of American motorcycle history to be raffled off each November as the museum’s annual fundraiser. This year’s machine — the beautiful 1932 Harley-Davidson VL Flathead Bobber — is a stunner, and will be taken home by one lucky winner during the musuem’s final opening of 2012.
Countless hours of both passion and enjoyment went into the restoration of this beauty, and the craftsmanship and attention to detail is evident throughout. Rebuilt from the ground up by museum curator and founder, Dale Walksler, the ’32 VL Bobber features Harley-Davidson’s 74 cubic inch side-valve powerplant equipped with a three speed transmission, and has all sorts of period accessory “extras”, including Flanders rubber-mounted risers and handlebars, very rare early H-D keyswitches, cut down rear fender, bobber horn, and so much more.
WEATHER IN STURGIS SOUTH DAKOTA–Last night Milky Way no UFOs.
–Buck Lovell
Extreme Commander in Chief Bikernet Baggers Editor
HONDA MOVES SSV PRODUCTION STATESIDE–
COLUMBIA, S.C. – Honda is boosting its SSV presence in the United States, moving manufacturing to South Carolina from Mexico and expanding its U.S. dealer network, the company announced.
Honda of South Carolina Mfg. Inc. just marked a milestone: its 2.5 millionth ATV produced there.
Honda will add SSV production to its Florence County plant in mid-2013, a $27 million investment that is expected to generate more than 65 new jobs, the OEM stated. Honda reportedly based its decision to move production from Honda de Mexico S.A. de C.V. (HDM) to HSC on the potential for increased production and future expansion in South Carolina.
The company said it also plans to expand its SSV dealer network throughout the U.S.
“Reaching the milestone of 2.5 million units is a testament to the commitment of our associates and the entire Honda team to produce products that exceed our customer’s expectations,” said HSC plant manager Scott McKenzie. “Adding the new side-by-side production demonstrates the confidence Honda top management has in our associates and their capabilities to produce these new vehicles.”
The ATV production milestone comes 14 years after Honda began ATV production in the Timmonsville plant. HSC has manufactured many different models of ATVs since its start in 1998, including the FourTrax and SporTrax series, which the plant continues to produce today, the OEM noted.
The plant in Mexico, for its part, will boost two-wheel production to meet growing market demand for motorcycles in Mexico.
HSC is renovating an existing 94,000 sq. ft. building to receive the production equipment from the plant in Mexico, and expects to begin production in South Carolina during the second half of 2013.
“The addition of this new product will allow the Timmonsville plant to grow its commitment to the great state of South Carolina by investing in new expansion, tooling and new jobs for this area,” said Brian Newman, president of Honda South Carolina. “Production of the side-by-side also will benefit the region by increasing the volume and range of parts purchasing from domestic suppliers.”
Associates at the Timmonsville plant manufacture all Honda ATVs for the North American market and the vast majority for global sales. HSC is also the exclusive North American production site for all utility models. In addition to manufacturing, Honda has established R&D and engineering, as well as the company’s export handling operations in South Carolina, a parts distribution center and other operations that support product development, manufacturing and sales in North America.
Posted by Holly Wagner. Press image courtesy Honda.
Published courtesy of DealerNews: www.dealernews.com
SOME NOTES FROM THE BIKERNET FAMILY COUNSELING CENTER–A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, “I did some schoolwork.” The robot slaps the son.
The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
Dad asks, “What movie did you watch “
Son says, “Toy Story.”
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, “Ok, Ok we were watching porn.”
Dad says, “What?? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was.”
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, “Well he certainly is your son .”
The robot slaps the mother.
–from Harvey Tow
AVON MOTORCYCLE TYRES NORTH AMERICA INTRODUCES
NEW COBRA FITMENTS SPECIALLY ENGINEERED FOR
2009-2012 HARLEY-DAVIDSON FL TOURING MOTORCYCLES–
STOW, OH – The new Cobra for Harley-Davidson FL touring motorcycles has been designed to sustain heavier loads over long distances with improved handling and stability. This tire offers reliability and responsiveness in wet conditions, and extended tire life in a variety of sizes for Harley’s and custom bikes.
The new Cobra has been designed to sustain heavier loads over long distances with a double-belted, five-ply construction. For improved handling and stability, the Cobra utilizes an advanced sport touring tire technology with a solid rubber block tread design that extends tire life and helps resist irregular wear. For improved reliability and responsiveness when braking in wet conditions, the Cobra features an Inverted Front Groove (IFG) tread design, and the unique “snakeskin” sidewall design delivers the ultimate style.
For more information, visit http://www.avonmoto.com/products/cruiser-touring-custom/cobra.
COPPER FINISHED FOOTBOARD INSERTS FROM MR. LUCKY–ML126AC Copper Finished Oval Floorboard Inserts
Mr Lucky Sez……….they’re ribbed, for your pleasure!
Add a touch of old school cool to your ride with these Ribbed inserts for Oval Floorboards! Accurate reproductions of the ones fitted to 1930/’40s era Harley-Davidsons, but copper plated for an eye-catching look! Especially cool lookin’ when mounted on Black painted floorboard as shown.
Look great when matched with other Copper items we have available! Sold in pairs, with rivets included. Made exclusively for Mr Luckys by Paughco in USA. Check them out online at www.mrluckys.biz as well as the full line of classic inspired parts crafted in brass & copper finishes being released at Mr Luckys!
Part number: ML126AC Copper Finished Oval Floorboard Inserts, Pr. Ret. 44.99
CITY OF LOS ANGELES TO HOST FIRST VETERANS APPRECIATION DAY FESTIVAL ON SATURDAY, NOV. 10 IN FRONT OF USS IOWA
Mayor Villaraigosa, Councilman Buscaino, Port of Los Angeles, USS IOWA Offer Free Event and Resource Fair to Pay Tribute to Veterans
LOS ANGELES – In recognition of Veterans Day, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and City Councilman Joe Buscaino, in association with the Port of Los Angeles and the USS IOWA, will host the first-ever Veterans Appreciation Festival on Saturday, November 10. Free to the public, the event will be held from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. in front of the new USS IOWA battleship museum at the Port of Los Angeles. Veterans and their families will be allowed to tour the USS IOWA at no charge.
“This first-ever veterans festival is just one way that the City and its citizens can show our appreciation and gratitude to those who have so bravely and selflessly served our country,” said Los Angeles Mayor Villaraigosa. “It’s important that our local veterans continue to receive the services and benefits that they have rightly earned and deserve because of their military commitment, dedication and service.”
“We encourage everyone to come to the USS IOWA on November 10 and show support for our local veterans who have made huge sacrifices to protect our freedoms,” said Los Angeles City Councilman Joe Buscaino, who represents the 15th District where the festival will be held. “The event will be an unprecedented celebration with plenty of activities for the entire family, as well as an opportunity to see and experience our beautiful and revitalized LA Waterfront.”
The Veterans Appreciation Festival will be held on the grounds of the USS IOWA battleship museum, which opened to the public this past July. The USS IOWA at the Port of Los Angeles is located at 250 South Harbor Boulevard in San Pedro. Parking is available on site for $1 per hour. Free parking and shuttle service is available at 22nd Street and Sampson Way in San Pedro.
The festival will feature free food, resource booths for veterans, presentation of the colors by California State Military Reserve Color Guard, live music from acts such as “The Swing of Things Band,” “Rock for Vets Band” and “The Riptides Band,” as well as a children’s play zone and patriotic Harley riders.
An official program starts at 1:45 p.m. with a presentation of the Colors followed by remarks by Mayor Villaraigosa, Congresswoman Janice Hahn and Councilman Buscaino. United Way will also release a report on veteran unemployment in LA County during the program.
The Veterans Appreciation Festival is being made possible by major sponsors including Tesoro, Bank of American, Bones- Fox, United Way, Walmart, APM Terminals, BNSF, SEIU Local 72, Coca Cola, YTI and a variety of businesses, agencies and individual volunteers.
NEED TO PEEL OUT—This week is already packed. You’ll see this stylish chopper, from Mark Daley, come together on the pages of Bikernet in the near future.
We just shot this hot café job Shovelhead from Todd’s Cycle. You’ll probably see it in a magazine before we run it. It’s only fair. Todd is moving to Hawaii in March to hide out and be creative. We will continue to work with him as he experiences a new adventure in life.
As soon as we have all the info on this sharp Softail, with Roland Sands touches, it will be a Bikernet feature bike.
I need to wrap up my Rivera Tech on the Stiffys, before Ben gets on my case. Then I’ll deliver a feature, and another book chapter. Let’s see how the week unwinds. In the meantime go for a ride, or plan something for the winter. I’m hoping to bring you some very exciting news in the next couple of weeks.
Ride forever,
–Bandit
