Surprise, Surprise! Bandit dips out on the Bike, leaving me to float the news solo. I’m a big girl… I’ll handle it! I’ve got jokes as well as pictures of tits and ass. How hard can it be?!
BIKERNET UNIVERSITY WORDS FOR THE WEEKEND–
Frenemy [fren-uh-mee]
noun
1. Informal. a person or group that is friendly toward another because the relationship brings benefits, but harbors feelings of resentment or rivalry: Clearly, turning the competition into frenemies is good for your business.
Origin of frenemy
1950-1955 First recorded in 1950-55; fr(iend) + enemy
Examples from the Web for frenemy
Without its Korean frenemy, the company will have to switch to a new megasupplier. Here’s Why Apple and Samsung Are Breaking Up
-Alex Klein December 30, 2012
NEW GALLERY COMING TO THE CANTINA–
While 2017 Bikeweek in Daytona has come and gone, it is still in our memories. Check out this fun gallery of images that provide a “real feel” of some of the sights at the rally. Join the Cantina, there is so much to see as a member…
— Jack McIntyre
Co-Editor of Bikernet Cantina
BIKERNET BAD JOKE LIBRARY STILL OPEN, SANS BANDIT–
What’s the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says:
“Make me one with everything”
My girlfriend came out of the shower and said “I shaved my vagina again.”
I said back, “Oh great, the fucking drain is clogged again.”
A cowboy walks into a bar and notices an attractive woman… He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies,”I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..” The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What”s so special about it?” The cowboy explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.” The lady says, “What”s it telling you now?” Well, it says you”re not wearing any panties.” The woman giggles and replies “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing”s an hour fast.”
BIKERNET BITCHIN’ BABE–
OK– so I don’t have the Stamina. I need to get off this computer.
Hell if anyone wants me to keep working on this nice Sunday, just speak up now and I’ll do it…… *crickets chirping* …that’s what I thought! Enjoy your Sunday, Bandit will back later today when there will be hell to pay.
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