~Nyla
Deer season is around the corner, so I thought I’??d better send out a reminder about what a Whitetail looks like!
A guy who lives at Lake Conroe– (50 miles north of Houston ) saw a ball bouncing around kind of strange in the lake and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flathead catfish that had apparently tried to swallow a basketball which became stuck in its mouth!!
The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to, because the ball would
always bring him back up to the surface. The guy tried numerous times to get the ball out,
but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish.
You probably wouldn’t have believed this, if you hadn’t seen the following picture…
One said to the other, “I’ll bet that any minute now some senior is goIng to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, “What are you sellin’ here?”
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, “You must be doing well. Only two left.”
Seniors — don’t mess with them, They didn’t get old by being stupid!
MOUNTAINFEST RALLY — The Mountainfest Rally in Morgantown WV continues to grow as more people find out about it. There is something for everyone to enjoy.
One of the parts I like is the Cycle Source Ride In Bike Show. It is put together well with a lot of different classes and reminds me of what Bike Shows of years gone by. They have some neat awards as well.
Here are few shots to make you think about attending next year.
Rogue
Motorcycle Hall Of Fame Member 2005
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Einstein was born March 14, 1879.– He would be 130 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa “because she was so well endowed”.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as….
Einstein’s Theory of “Relative Titty.”
Oh, quit yer groaning! I don’t write this shit, I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on to you.
Anyway, it beats the hell out of all that political crap.
Well, Y’all, the ol’ Shovel’s coming right along! The prism effect in the paint is stunning out in the sun, but the flash on the camera makes the center of the reflection look dull. Don’t know why… It looks a foot deep in person. I still have to do the oil lines, fab a matching coil cover, fabricate an air cleaner to match the electrical box, and a few other odds and ends, then tidy it up some.
Russian Trike– I wonder what the wrench atop the sidecar is for…,also note the shovel near it and the grubaxe hanging in the spare tire.
VP Lenny
