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Hey,
It’s been sorta hot on the coast and I’m sure the desert near Three Palms (the rest, 26, burnt down), California and Vegas is smokin’ hot. The south is under water and it had to be caused because someone bailed out the auto industry and they’ve sold too many cars causing global warming, climate change and devastation. It had to be our fault.
The earth has been perfect for millions of years until we came along and lite the first bonfire, cooked meat and the rest is history…
I have another one to consider. I keep reading about radical Muslims and the blame game. Power hungry humans have made every historic mistake possible in the desire to expand their religions or power. Most have ultimately had their asses handed to them.
But I sense the current issue is not about religion or history, but population. Two many folks on the planet and you’re bound to find splinter groups. Hell, they need something to do. So, can we give them something positive to do? Of course, and I have something to add at the end…
Let’s hit the news.
5-BALL RACING LEATHER REVIEW FROM THE TEXAS FLOODS IN HOUSTON– Figured I’d send you a couple of picks of my Special Ops Vest in the “real world” since the website only shows actors.
Except my arms are only so long and I’m too ugly to have a cute, curvy camera holder. Another reason I took the helmet and it’s Lovebug season, but they all have disappeared due to Harvey.
Won’t lie, this was its first use, although my old one was leather as well, the new one is so Shiny! And summer in Texas, is Summer in Texas 100+ degrees.
Kimber fits nice, but I may have lost today’s winning lottery ticket in one of the many pockets.
Hope the friend you mentioned is ok! I know of seven folks and families who lost their homes. I’m sure I’ll hear from others.
–RFR
Reporting from Houston
You might need a Pit Crew vest for those too hot and humid days. It’s made of ballistic nylon so it breathes. Works like a champ.–Bandit
ENFIELD IN THE NEWS AGAIN. Wayfarer reports.
Royal Enfield Launches Enfield Support
A Telephone Helpline for all things Enfield – an industry first in India
Call 1800 210 0007 (9 AM – 9 PM)
São Paulo, Brazil: Royal Enfield, the fastest growing motorcycle brand in the world announced opening of its second direct distribution subsidiary outside India, in Brazil, the fourth biggest two wheeler market in the world.
See more press in the Bikernet Weekly News this week:
New Redditch Colours on Enfield
Redditch Red, Redditch Green and Redditch Blue are the new colors offered on Enfield Classic 350
Royal Enfield monogram -the mark of the heritage goes back to its roots in Redditch.
In the 1950s, the Royal Enfield factory experimented with many colours on their motorcycles, some subtle, others bold. In the later part of the decade, three distinctive tones of green, red and blue appeared on the Crusader, Clipper, Bullet and Meteor Minor models. These strong, striking shades emphasised the elegant contours and modern design of the machines. In 2017, the new range of Classic 350s brings back that era with colourways that take their cue from these original tones. Complete with the monogram that is synonymous with many of the fine motorcycles of the period, this new collection is reminiscent of a decade that was a great time for Royal Enfield.
The iconic Royal Enfield monogram first appeared in 1939 on the tank of the prototype 125cc 2-stroke motorcycle, called ‘Royal Baby’. The outbreak of WWII saw the model transform into the now legendary ‘Flying Flea’ paratroopers motorcycle, which still proudly wore its RE tank badge. Subsequently, the Redditch mark was flanked by a wing design, and was proudly adopted by the Royal Enfield Classic in 2008. Carrying the legacy forward, the original Redditch RE insignia has now been revived expressly for use on Royal Enfield Classic 350s with Redditch colourways.
Check out the new color and insignia on Enfield Classic from Redditch, UK, 15 miles south of Birmingham, a town heard around the world even today. Redditch came to prominence during the Industrial Revolution, earning a worldwide reputation for its needles and fishing tackle. The earliest Royal Enfields, sturdily engineered bicycles produced there in the 1890s, were equipped with an engine in 1901 making them the first motorcycles to be rolled out of Redditch. Thereafter the town earned a permanent place in British motorcycling history. Production at Royal Enfield’s Hewell Road factory may have ceased in 1967 but the company’s Redditch years still have a palpable effect on the look and feel of a Royal Enfield today.
Note the Enfield lawnmower on the left of the stand in this photo from 1948 starring the Redditch Enfield Factory Workers at British Industries Fair on ‘Worker’s Day’.
Enfield Underground – A Place of Enfield
In 1942, at the height of the Second World War, a Royal Enfield underground factory was established in abandoned stone quarries at Westwood near Bradford upon Avon in rural Wiltshire. Many skilled machinists were drafted in from Redditch to make precision parts on drills, gear cutting machinery, welding rigs and capstan lathes.
The factory’s location in a bombproof shelter safe enough for the art of the Empire was due to the fact that Royal Enfield manufactured components for anti-aircraft guns including predictors for accurate control of anti-aircraft weapons. Other precision items produced at Westwood included oil motors for operating searchlights and Bofors anti-aircraft guns as well as pump units for operating the gun turrets of tanks. Such was the skill level at the facility that parts were also fabricated for the control mechanisms of rockets and instruments being produced for the fledgling British atomic programme.
The premises was state of the art, employing devices such as anti-smoke alarms and air-conditioning with humidity control, both unheard of back in 1942. There was even a room where workers received a much needed UV supplement, courtesy of sun lamps, as they spent so much time underground. As the majority of British men had enlisted in the armed services, most of the employees at Westwood were women and many of them had to be trained by the ‘old hands’ from Redditch.
Enfield had completely halted civilian motorcycle production and developing specialised military motorcycles like the ‘Flying Flea’. Due to its lightweight and specially constructed parachute cage, this 126cc 2-stroke motorcycle could be dropped behind enemy lines, providing crucial mobility and communications for paratroops, most famously at the Battle of Arnhem in 1944.
Other Royal Enfield motorcycles were much in demand by the armed forces, most notably the WD/D 250cc sidevalve, WD/C 350cc sidevalve and WD/CO 350cc overhead valve, the WD standing for War Department. These hardy machines were used extensively by Royal Corps of Signals despatch riders who were entrusted with delivering crucial messages across all theatres of war as well as back at home. Riding at night, including when on convoy escort duty, was also perilous as blackout restrictions forced the riders to travel with a light no more powerful than a glowworm.
After the war, the Royal Enfield Underground factory continued to manage parts, and eventually, complete motorcycles. Under the control of a newly formed company, Enfield Precision Engineering, the facility solely manufactured Interceptor motorcycles between 1967 and its closure in 1970.
–Ujjwal
Supreme Commander Editor
Bikernet Trikes
BIKERNET CONTRIBUTORS STUDIES NEW SOFTAILS–
Captured some shots of what I’m talking about with them messing up the flow of the A-arm swingarm on the softies in that they didn’t carry the tube downwards from the rear axle like in previous years.
I guess they’re trying to save weight and/or increase clearance but man, I don’t like that new look at all. It would stand out especially bad if you got a chromed lower belt guard on there.
Guess it’s just academic for me, but I still have eyes in my head, so it does “bother” me.
Ride Forever,
–AD
Awesome piece of work! Congratulations…
–Jake Gehrig
Sebastian, FL
DIRECT REPORT FROM BONNEVILLE MOTORCYCLE INTERNATIONAL SPEED TRIAL LAST WEEK–
It was a great time but very challenging. We had many electrical glitches and made one run just under 200 mph. The run didn’t feel right and I just rode it out for seat time.
It was a horrible track at the end of the event but that’s to be expected.
We are trying to attend Mike Cook’s shootout Sept 19-24 – I’m crossing fingers toes and eyes we can make it. 🙂
–Valerie Thompson
7X Land Speed Record Holder
Stay connected with our team:
FRANKY’S DYNA GLIDE REPORT— We made progress Saturday. We are very close and I would like to ship it to Bennett’s Performance for final tuning next week. Here’s the to-do list before we can load it.
I have a small clutch cable adjustment. Install the Love Jugs head cooling system. We need to have new brake lines made for the front end at Baker’s Performance fittings in Signal Hill. He needs a new seat from Saddlemen. We need to unscramble some wiring and wire in the new Lowbrow taillight. And we have a set of Lindby bars to install.
Hang on for future reports.
–Bandit
BOOK OF THE WEEKEND CLUB— NEW BUDDHISM read: Why Buddhism is True: The Science and Philosophy of Meditation and Enlightenment.
By Robert Wright, he has come to the conclusion that Buddhism is “true” in the sense that its particular diagnosis of the human predicament is correct and provable, and the prescription it offers for that predicament is urgently needed.
Wow. Is that a statement or what?
SUPPORT TEXAS– Hurricane Harvey Relief
As you all know… Texas was hit by Hurricane Harvey which made landfall as a category four hurricane… the largest hurricane to hit the area in decades. Port Aransas, Rockport, Corpus Christi, Houston and so many other places are going to be dealing with so much damage and loss of life for a long time to come.
I have friends and family there and I’m almost certain my house down there may have to be torn down as it was in one of the areas that was hardest hit by winds and flooding…
But that’s the least of my concerns. I’m worried about the people there – my friends, family and neighbors – and I want to help.
I’m pledging $100,000 to benefit the Red Cross in an effort to help everyone in Texas that has been affected by this hurricane. All donations will be routed through the Chris Young Foundation to distribute directly to Harvey relief through the Red Cross and other disaster relief organizations.
Love you guys and every little bit helps. In times like these, you turn to your friends to help those in need and that’s exactly what I’m doing. I hope you’ll donate… and Texas…we love you.
Help spread the word!
This campaign is trending!
$367,730 of $500k goal
Raised by 3,523 people in 6 days
Donate Now
–Chris Young
Harvey
NASHVILLE, TN
God bless you for everything that you are doing to help these good folks!
–Michelle Lilly
https://www.gofundme.com/HarveyRelief
“Sidehack Jerry said count your age by friends not years. I keep getting younger whenever I open my mouth.” – Ujjwal Dey
–Ujjwal Dey
wayfarer@bikernet.com
Bomb-aye, India
SURRENDER TO THE JOY OF OWNING THE OBJECT OF YOUR PASSION FOR MUCH LESS THAN YOU IMAGINE– Now Is The Time To Commit! If You Don’t Pursue That Voluptuous 2017 Indian Chief Very Soon, Someone Else Will Be Taking Her Home
SEPTEMBER 2017 – Labor Day signals that summer is winding down and the model year-end dealing season begins. That means fantastic deals for you on all of our 2017s. And a beautiful new 2017 Indian® Chief will make your Fall color tours even more soul-stirring!
Our supply of 2017 Indian motorcycles is shrinking. Call us for a price on the 2017 Indian that speaks to you. If you don’t see the 2017 model and color you want on our website, give us a call. For a small deposit, we’ll find what you want or refund that deposit if we can’t.
September is the best time for a great deal on a new 2017 Indian Chief. Plus a $1,500 TRADE IN BONUS!
Of course, we’re not allowed to advertise our prices, so call us at 704-879-4560 or better yet, stop in at I-85 Exit 22. Consider a 2017 Indian Scout and get 0% Financing for 72 Months, plus a $500 Accessory and Apparel Bonus. But hurry! We only have two Indian Scouts® and two Scout-Sixtys left.
As always veterans, active duty military, police and firefighters will get a $1,000 Instant Bonus on any Indian Chief. Sorry, the $1500 & $1,000 bonus offers may NOT be combined.
If you are waiting to order that perfect 2018 Indian motorcycle, we can help expedite your dream. Indian Motorcycle Charlotte will give you $250 in Free Accessories for any pre-ordered 2018 Indian Chief or Indian Scout. These pre-ordered units will receive priority and be the first orders filled. Count on us to help you secure your dream.
As you know, we were again recognized by Dealernews as a Top 25 Dealer in the annual Top 100 competition. In addition, we won the Best Promotion category for our custom 2016 Indian Scout FUSION. Thank you for your ongoing support. We ‘re glad you appreciate the difference a passionate, customer-obsessed, locally-owned and operated dealership can make. Thank you!
Ride safely and we look forward to seeing you soon!
–Mark Moses – Owner & General Manager
Hurricane Harvey unleashed devastating wind and floods on Houston and beyond. Our thoughts and prayers are with the people of Texas. You Can Help Us Help.
IMRG HURRICANE HARVEY RELIEF
PLEASE DONATE WHAT YOU CAN TO SUPPORT OUR EFFORT TO HELP TEXANS
Indian Motorcycle Riders Group of Charlotte invites and encourages you to join with us to help our Texas friends in need. We are collecting funds to support the victims of Hurricane Harvey.
We will take credit card contributions over the phone at 704-879-4560 or mail your check made out to Indian Motorcycle Charlotte at 110 Indian Walk; Lowell NC 28098. This IMRG “Harvey Sucks” collection effort will end on Friday September 15, so do what you can today.
We’d like to be able to send a nice big check to the Red Cross on behalf of Indian Motorcycle Riders Group of Charlotte and friends. Please do what you can. THANK YOU!
INDIAN MOTORCYCLE CHARLOTTE • 110 Indian Walk • I-85 Exit 22 • Lowell, North Carolina 28098 • 704-879-4560
www.IndianMotorcycleCharlotte.com
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QUICK, OPEN THE BIKERNET BAD JOKE LIBRARY– This actually happened to an Englishman, in France, who was totally drunk.
A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed completely hammered. He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested. The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, “No sir, I do not! But while we’re asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and my wife is driving . . . on the other side?
–from Rogue and Sidehack Jerry
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OFFICIAL 2017 Sturgis Buffalo Chip Highlight Video– Imagine what drinking a glass of lemon juice would do for your taste buds or what being bungee strapped to a rollercoaster would do to your heart rate.
You can experience that same degree of intensity at the Sturgis Buffalo Chip and approach that level of sensory overload from this aftermovie highlighting its 2017 motorcycle and music festival. If you think you can handle the party potency that is nine straight days of Chip madness down boiled down to mere minutes, then helmet up and press play!
I want to watch the 2017 highlight video!
ACCIDENT DEAL OF THE WEEK– $1.35 Million for Injured Motorcycle Passenger
In May 2017, Attorney Jason F. Abraham‘s client was a passenger on a motorcycle. The driver of her motorcycle began to operate the motorcycle at an excessive rate of speed approaching an intersection.
At that time, an SUV approached and was making a left-hand turn in front of the motorcycle. A horrific crash occurred and both occupants of the motorcycle were ejected. Following the accident, engineering experts determined that the motorcycle was traveling at approximately 82 miles an hour in a 30-mile an hour zone at the time of the crash.
As a result of this accident, the motorcycle operator was killed. Attorney Abraham’s client suffered catastrophic injuries and had her arm traumatically amputated. The operator of the motorcycle only carried a $100,000.00 policy limit. The operator of the SUV carried $1,250,000.00 of coverage.
After hiring experts and being involved in intensive negotiations, Attorney Abraham was able to convince the SUV driver’s insurance company to pay their 1.25 million dollar limits. The insurance company for the motorcycle operator also paid their $100,000.00.
This settlement will allow Attorney Abraham’s client to adapt to her disabilities following the accident and have a fresh start. She was extremely grateful of all the hard work done by Hupy and Abraham.
LOSER MACHINE LABOR DAY SALE— Don’t miss it. Buy, Buy, Buy!
FROM RIDER MAGAZINE– The Fall 2017 edition of Favorite Rides & Destinations is FREE and ready to view!
Favorite Rides & Destinations is an online motorcycle touring and adventure magazine from the editors of Rider. It includes the best of Rider’s touring features and Favorite Ride stories, along with inspiring photography, reviews of useful products and expert tips to help you have memorable touring experiences.
Highlights from Favorite Rides & Destinations #4
14 Motorcycle Camping Gear Essentials
6 Photos of Rides You Shouldn’t Miss
God’s Bridge
Riding the Cascades of southern Washington.
The Real South Carolina
Once around the Palmetto State.
In the Eye of the Beholder
Off the beaten path in Death Valley National Park.
This Close to Nothing
The Ultimate Alps: Everything, all the time.
Rustic, Rolling Back Roads
Riding Pennsylvania’s northeast corner.
Natural Natchez
Two great days riding the Natchez Trace Parkway.
Paradise Found
Yellowstone to Glacier on Montana Highway 89.
Crossing Iowa
Taking the old Lincoln Highway across the Hawkeye State.
And much more!
For more news and information visit www.RiderMagazine.com or our Subscription Center
WORLD RUN BY K. RANDALL BALL REVIEW COMING–
Hey, just a note to again thank you for sending along a copy of one of your books to help take the curse off the convalescing period after my hip replacement. All went well and have been back in the saddle of my ole Road King for a few weeks now.
–Rhys H. Ralston
Telecom System Analyst
Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University
YOGA IS HEALTHY— We make a point to point out various lifesaving health benefits of meditation and exercise. We need to save angry bikers from the effects of whiskey and redheads or die trying.
–from Paul Aiken
VISIT AEROSTICH IN PORTLAND– September 20th – October 1st
Aerostich is returning to the Pacific Northwest with all of the latest rider’s gear and equipment!
This special, extended Twelve-Day Pop-Up Event will be located just south of Portland, in Milwaukie, Oregon.
There you will meet Aerostich fitting experts and be able to see, try on and feel all of the latest Aerostich gear, including the all-new Cousin Jeremy Waxed Cotton 2-piece suit and the lightweight, multi-purpose 1-piece Useful Suit.
Check out the latest R-3 (Roadcrafter 3) one piece suit, the Roadcrafter City and Tactical Suits, Women’s sized Roadcrafters, Utility Riding Pants, Darien’s, Falstaff’s and more. Sixty sizes for try-ons and fittings, plus dozens more in all popular sizes and colors are in-stock for immediate cash-and-carry sale!
To experience the superior fit of Aerostich men’s and women’s graded suits, jackets and pants, stop by anytime during the twelve-day event, or schedule a fitting appointment time by contacting Lynn Wisneski at (218)341-0416 or email lwisneski@aerostich.com.
Hundreds of models, sizes and colors are available for testing and fitting. Along with suits, jackets and pants, view a selection of Aerostich Messenger Bags, Elkskin and Deerskin Gloves, Tank Panniers, Saddle Bags, Seat Bags, Fleece Layers and Electric Liners.
Make plans to visit the Aerostich Portland pop-up location.
Open daily from 9am to 6pm. September 20th – October 1st, 2017, at 10854 SE Oak Street, Milwaukie, OR 97222 in the Milwaukie Marketplace Shopping Center. Swap riding stories with us and other area riders and pick up some FREE Aerostich swag too. More info at www.aerostich.com/portland17.
Gigantic TRIKE Dealer gets BIGGER!–
Fort Myers mainstay Haus of Trikes and Bikes has announced its decision to expand showroom and service center to over 30,000 square feet.
Fort Myers based Haus of Trikes and Bikes has released plans to expand its facility to nearly 30,000 square feet into the adjacent building. Their current facility on 4601 Fowler Street has been serving local bikers for 18 years, selling new/used motorcycles and trikes as well as providing repairs and rentals.
Owners Manfred Glanzner and Herbert Baum have acquired the former MICHIGAN HOMES office building and adjacent warehouses next to their current location and plan to open the newly renovated facility in October of 2017. The plans will expand the showroom from 5,000 to over 30,000 square feet making it one of the biggest motorcycle and trike showroom in Southwest Florida.
“We felt that it was time for us to expand after so many years. The increasing demand for trikes, bikes, service and rentals for the last decade made it an easy decision for us to grow our infrastructure.”
“We saw the opportunity with the warehouse next door and decided to go for it!” says owner Manfred Glanzner.
The service area will grow to 4,000 square feet, servicing all V-Twins such as Harley Davidson, Victory and Indian bikes as well as all other metric brands. The state-of-the-art two-story facility will always showcase over 200 bikes and trikes
This expansion comes in a timely manner as owner Herbert Baum explains “Over the years we have outgrown the existing facility and besides the fact that we are Florida?s largest Trike Dealer, we also have recently become an officially authorized retailer for Royal Enfield – the only one in Southwest Florida. This and the fact that we are working on inquiring other interesting Motorcycle brands for the Ft.Myers area, deserves a brand new, modern facility”.
Established in 1893, Royal Enfield is the oldest motorcycle brand in the world still in production, with the Bullet model enjoying the longest motorcycle production run of all time. Royal Enfield sold over 600,000 motorcycles worldwide in 2016. The Grand Opening is planned for this Fall and will include live music, food and specials.
For more information visit www.hausoftrikesandbikes.com
I wouldn’t worry too much about the Dyna. They don’t make Pans, Shovels, or Evo’s any more either. It’s all good.
–Sam
TX
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH– I am taking down my neighbor’s confederate flags today!
–El Wags
AUSTRALIAN CLUB NEWS– South Australian association case delayed to await outcome of government bill to close loophole.
A South Australian motorcycle club association case has been delayed for three months because lawyers are awaiting the outcome of a State Government Bill that would close a legal loophole open to the defendants
On Monday, the Adelaide Magistrates Court was told the case against the three suspected bikers — whose identities have been suppressed — would need to be delayed to see whether the Bill was enacted.
At present, a biker can argue the club he belongs to is not a criminal organisation, putting the onus on police to prove otherwise — even though the same motorcycle club has been declared a criminal organisation by parliament under the Serious and Organised Control Act.
In June, Attorney-General John Rau moved to amend the legislation so it would ensure police and prosecution authorities “were able to use it more effectively”.
Two association cases — one involving Hells Angels members — have already collapsed in SA because of the loophole.
The prosecutor told Magistrate Elizabeth Sheppard on Monday that if that defense was open to the defendants, the trial would take two months to run.
“We would have to go back a decade to show a particular pattern of behavior,” he said.
But he said any trial would run much more efficiently if that defense was not open to the men.
He said Parliament was set to resume in September so he would have a better idea of how the Bill would progress.
Defense lawyers did not oppose the application.
In 2015, Parliament declared a wide range of motorcycle clubs to be criminal organizations.
Under one section of the legislation, it is an offence for a member of a declared organization to be in a public place with two or more other participants in a criminal organization.
Mr. Rau said each time the “no criminal purpose” defense was raised, the prosecution was required to disprove it.
“This means that the prosecution is required to prove that the criminal organization had, at the relevant time, the purpose of engaging in or conspiring to engage in criminal activity,” he said.
“The prosecution should not have to prove the criminal purpose of an organization that has already been declared by the Parliament to be a criminal organization.”
Rau said he believed removal of the “no criminal purpose” defense would improve the workability of the legislation and ensure it remained a “useful tool … to combat serious and organized crime”.
NEW EASYRIDERS ISSUE OUT— A reader review landed on our desk criticizing the latest issue of Easyriders. Something about the bikes, the layout and the stories. We’re waiting from more news. Let me know what you think.
–Bandit
HOLIDAY NEWS FROM THE TOWN OF CHOPPER– Use code “LaborDay17” to get 20% off your entire order this weekend thru Sep 4th
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Los Angeles, CA
SUMMER NEWSLETTER FROM THE MUSEUM– A big thank you to all who came out in support of our 25th Annual Hudson Valley Ride for Kids event on August 6.
We had more than 340 participants with over $66,500 in donations for the Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation!
Thanks to the Newburgh Fire Department for the loan of a Gamewell Fire Alarm Box.
Thanks to Indian Motorcycles of Wayne, N.J.
for providing a brand new Indian Chief for display.
250 Lake Street Newburgh NY 12550 (845)569-9065
www.motorcyclepediamuseum.org
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THE BIKERNET BAD JOKE CHURCH LIBRARY– Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Dominic Savino?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
“Well, Dominic, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Nina Capelli?”
“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Cathy Piriano?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”
“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.”
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
“What’d you get?”
“Four months vacation and five good leads.”
–from Rogue and Sidehack Jerry
HOLIDAY BLUES— The summer is over and I’ve been working in the garage for months on my Grandson’s motorcycle. Where did the Summer go? Fuck.
I’m watching a program on mindfulness and meditation. The next time you get pissed off think about the feeling. Most feelings don’t last more than 90 seconds. Think about how you think about anything. Say the girl with the confederate flag bikini. You’ll think about her boobs, the politics, making love, where to find her, your wife or girlfriend and how she would react. Just that one shot will take you through a myriad of thoughts. So which is you?
The point is that we change constantly. You’ll travel through a myriad of wonderful thoughts then head to another topic. What’s it mean? You tell me.
I’m thinking about the holiday, next week, my list of projects, goals, struggles, success and Redheads. What the fuck should I do next?
Ride Free Forever,
–Bandit
