THE AMAZING BIKERNET WEEKLY NEWS for November 14th, 2019

Hey,

I was just looking at the new issue of Dealer News and I wondered about something. I try to skim through DealerNews and anything motorcycle related constantly, so I may have missed something. I wondered how the DealerNews staff handles the Climate Change question and if they support freedom or dodge the issue scared someone might call them a denier.

Then I wondered about the MIC (Motorcycle Industry Council) and the AMA. Do they even question these issues in support of Freedom and fossil fuels. I’m reading another book regarding this issue (Why Scientists Disagree About Global Warming) and it points at the Alarmists as being the deniers. They are denying science and freedom of speech.

The whole issue of doomsday is blowing up. Check this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-mRJmfFjFE&feature=emb_logo

There is more and more evidence that the climate has changed for 542 million years and will continue to change and man has very little to do with it. And science will continue to change and grow with more and more info. No one can say science is done. It’s against the code of the west, the Science Code. So, I’m wondering if any of the above groups are questioning or doing their own research on an issue that could ruin the motorcycle industry, is already having an impact, or don’t they believe in freedom of speech?

Here’s what’s so interesting about the topic of doomsday. It’s been going on for thousands of years. Hell, in 1970 Leonard Nimoy claimed we were all going to freeze to death. Thousands of years ago, if you weren’t apart of the correct religion, you were doomed to hell and burned at the stake. In the ‘50s after WWII Senator McCarthy claimed that if you even discussed communism over coffee, you could be jailed, ruined and lose your job. That didn’t work too well for him, the whole thing blew up as a hoax and he committed suicide.

Here’s the not so funny, finale to this issue. A Hells Angel from Richmond, California once said, “Time will tell and shit will smell.” Well, that fits this issue perfectly. If 10 years from now (it’s already been almost 20 years of claiming doomsday), we are still selling cars and motorcycles and the planet is just fine, they lose right? Seems simple to me, but I’m just a grubby biker…

Let’s hit the news:

The Bikernet Weekly News is sponsored in part by companies who also dig Freedom including: Cycle Source Magazine, the MRF, Las Vegas Bikefest, Iron Trader News, ChopperTown, BorntoRide.com and the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum. Most recently the Smoke Out and Quick Throttle Magazine came on board.

TUCKER V-Twin 2020 Dealer Expo
Fort Worth, Texas, January 21st to 23rd

Expanded to three days of expo, Tucker Powersports has confirmed its 2020 Dealer Expo for January 21 – 23 at the downtown Fort Worth, Texas Convention Center.

Expected to attract an increased dealer attendance and featuring seminars, networking, Texas style hospitality and around 100 or more vendor displays, many of the V-twin market’s majors will be there – from S&S to Vance & Hines, Kuryakyn to Twin Power, Avon Tyres to Arlen Ness, Memphis Shades, Barnett, Lectric Lighting Co., JIMS, Andrews, Le Pera, Aquatic, NAMZ and more.

www.tuckershow.com

QUOTE OF THE DAY—I’ll bet Aliens ride past earth and lock their doors.

–Sam Burns


WHEELS THROUGH TIME WINNER–
John Pierrard won a restored Knucklehead.

Pierrard is a long-time fan of the museum but had been unable to make an in-person visit until last July. While at the museum, he bought seven tickets for $50.00. “Pretty good deal,” said Pierrard, after finding out he had won. A long-time rider, Pierrard currently rides a 2016 Harley-Davidson Street Glide, but also owns a 1941 Harley-Davidson Knucklehead, and a 1966 Harley-Davidson Electra Glide.

This year’s grand prize, the beautiful 1936 Knucklehead Hot-Rod Bobber, went to John Pierrard of Asheboro, NC. Second and Third place prizes of $10,000 and $5,000 went to Nora Dalton of Cocoa, Florida and Timothy Richey respectively.

November 9, 2019, brought another beautiful day to Maggie Valley, NC, and Dale’s Wheels Through Time Museum’s 17th Annual Raffle Day.

Raffle day at the museum is one of the highest attended events of the year, and again record numbers of people showed up to enjoy the day’s activities. Each one was anticipating if they would be the lucky winner of the 1936 Harley Davidson Knucklehead.

Each year the museum’s restoration team goes to work to restore a classic American motorcycle, and all the proceeds from ticket sales go toward museum operations, new and enhanced exhibits, and to preservation and restoration of the collection. On Veteran’s Day weekend each year, they give the motorcycle away to one ticket holder.

The morning’s activities included the firing up of rare and vintage motorcycles, special door prizes, and the excitement continued to build throughout the day.

THE GOLDBERGS TO FEATURE 5-BALL LEATHERS–This ABC show takes place in Jenkintown, Pennsylvania in the 1980s and follows the lives of a family named The Goldbergs.

Last week the wardrobe boss strolled into Bartels’ H-D in Marina Del Rey, CA and bought a bunch of leathers for an upcoming show and chose 5-Ball leather products.

We will bring you an update next week.

–Bandit

LIFESTYLE CYCLES DEAL OF THE WEEK–2017 Harley-Davidson FLTRXS – Road Glide Special for $19,995.00

ONLY 164 miles!

See it here: https://www.lifestylecycles.com/default.asp?page=xPreOwnedInventoryDetail&id=8005122

2017 FLTRXS ROAD GLIDE SPECIAL Milwaukee 8 107″

**Might as well be NEW without the NEW price, JUST 164 MILES**

Those who appreciate the aggressive look and wind-cutting power of the frame-mounted shark nose fairing and dual Daymaker Reflector LED headlamps on the Road Glide Special model wouldn’t ride anything else. And now the ride gets even more aggressive thanks to the Milwaukee-Eight 107 engine, all-new suspension and Reflex Linked Brembo brakes.

The Special features the top-of-the-line 6.5-inch touchscreen infotainment system with integrated GPS and the BOOM! Box 6.5 GT audio system, standard ABS, a gloss black inner fairing and color-matched fairing skirt. The bike takes the touring must-haves and wraps them in a no-apologies style making it the motorcycle of choice for the high-mileage road warrior. It’s timeto make your own assault on the wind.

ADDITIONAL EQUIPMENT:

Not even broken in Velocity Red Sunglo with chrome raised tank logos is like new. Chrome tank strap with black accent ‘Road Glide’ and one touch gas cover and jukebox door with USB that can integrate your device into the system. Fat chrome bars, mirrors, polished levers, painted inner fairing, and mid fairing wind deflector.

Tinted windshield, dual daymaker headlamps, chrome blinkers, fork sleeve, polished lowers, on Enforcer Cast Aluminum wheels. Chrome engine guard. ABS and a Chrome exhaust. Chrome rocker / six speed / cam with H-D logo / horn with black accent H-D logo / and derby covers. Chrome primary, push-rod tubes and black accent oval 107 air cleaner cover. 2-up seat with streamliner floorboards, brake pedal, passenger pegs, pigtail, back rest and 4 pt. docking hardware in place to add your own goodies.

Almost new tires! Red lense LED stop / turn / tail, license plate and fender tri-line. Nice Road Glide ready to customize or ride now!

This bike has passed Lifestyle Cycles rigorous 101 point safety and mechanical inspection. Whether your looking to commute to work, ride the coast or take that dream vacation, this bike is ready to go!!!

EZ FINANCING-SHIPPING AVAILABLE!!!

TOOL OF THE WEEK–Kateshop2

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BEST TOOL EVER It Makes disassembly simply and non-destructive!
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BIKERNET™ VETERANS SUPPORT BUREAU—Latest find from a reader.

Message: There’s an organization that helps Vietnam Era Veterans get pensions, “Patriot Angels” Patriotangels.com or telephone:844-757-3097.

I hope they can help!

–John Hoffman
marsha.copple@frontiernet.net

LATEST FROM THE EASYRIDERS MAGAZINE INVESTIGATION–
I guess no one picked up the Easyriders bike shows? Gonna be a long winter?

–STEALTH


BIKERNET UNIVERSITY ENGLISH DEPARTMENT VOCABULARY LESSON OF THE DAY–ipso facto [ip-soh fak-toh]

Adverb

by the fact itself; by the very nature of the deed:
to be condemned ipso facto.

WORDS RELATED TO IPSO FACTO
Actually

ORIGIN OF IPSO FACTO
First recorded in 1540–50, ipso facto is from the Latin word ipso facto

How is ipso facto used?

… the notion that cars made in Germany would ipso facto be better crafted than others … this would have seemed curious indeed just a generation before.

TONY JUDT, POSTWAR: A HISTORY OF EUROPE SINCE 1945, 2005
I had, it seemed, defined myself as a “popular” writer, and if one is popular, then, ipso facto, one is not to be taken seriously.
OLIVER SACKS, ON THE MOVE, 2015

ACTION AT THE ACE CAFÉ IN ORLANDO–The next 4 days are jam-packed with awesome events! Join us for one or all! Check them out below!

See you at the Ace!

Thursday, November 14th

Pennywise LIVE at the Ace!

Doors @ 7pm, Show @ 8pm

Check out Pennywise and Special Guests The Bronx & Authority Zero as they takeover the Backyard at the Ace!

THERE’S STILL TIME TO GET YOUR TICKETS! CLICK HERE!

Friday, November 15th

Volkswagen & Audi Night! | @ 6pm

This is one of our largest and best monthly meets!
You do not want to miss it!

Ace Cafe welcomes Kampala Kustomz of London and Air2Water every 3rd Friday!

This event is for all Volkswagen, Audi, Bentley, Buggati, Lamborhgini, Porsche and Ducati!

Saturday, November 16th

Cars & Caffeine powered by Hagerty
@ 8am – 11am

Join us this Saturday from 8am to 11am for Cars & Caffeine powered by Hagerty Insurance!

Come check out beautiful classic cars and enjoy networking and chatting with like-minded people!
Enjoy delicious breakfast sandwiches, coffee and donut holes to get your morning started right!

Florida Moto Meet! | @ 4pm – 9pm

Come hang out with us and enjoy…
Motorcycles, vendors, giveaways, stunt shows, prizes, food, drinks, music and more with your hosts: DoItWithDan, Walterrific, Shadetree Surgeon, Blockhead, DankWheelie, Photogromer, and John Maxwell!

Sunday, November 17th

Sunday Buffet Brunch! | @ 10am – 2pm

Ace Cafe does Sunday Brunch right!

We offer an awesomely delicious assortment of buffet items and the price is right!

Only $21.95 for the Brunch Buffet and ADD on Bottomless Mimosas for only $12!

Menards Chevy Show! | @ 10am – 3pm

The Menards Chevy Show is a premier national event for all Chevrolet enthusiasts offering something for everyone.

From high-powered Chevy racing to the spectacular show cars at venues across the country.

The Menards Chevy Show is widely considered one of the best brand-specific events in the country and has a little something for everyone.

Come on out, bring the family and enjoy all-things Chevy!

Awards for Top 30 Best in Show!
Awards for Top 10 Specialty Chevys!

50/50 Raffle!
Pin Up Girls!
Great food & cold drinks!
See you at the Ace!

REGISTER YOUR CHEVY HERE!

Fall Swap Meet & Car/Bike Corral
Sunday, Nov. 24th | @ 10am – 2pm

Load up those extra car and bike parts & sell them at Ace Cafe in downtown Orlando.

$10 for a 10×10 Space
$20 for a 20×20 Space
$30 for a 30×30 Space & so on!
Pay cash or card upon arrival!

RESERVE YOUR SPOT HERE!
Email alee@acecafeusa.com for additional space!

Arrive early and get the best deals!
Classic cars for sale and automotive/motorcycle related items only. Spectators are free!

 

 
BANDIT’S CANTINA NEEDS MEMBERS–Bandit’s Cantina now houses all of Bikernet’s 24-years of content, tech articles, bike features, historic reports and motorcycle fiction. By becoming a member, you help us to pay for more content and keep our contributors smiling. As you know most magazines are struggling or are out of business. That leaves thousands of writers and photographers with limited income.
 

 
Plus, if you sign up for two years we will send you a special Xmas gift, a signed book by K.Randall Ball and Bikernet Bling. It’s amazing. Become a Cantina member and have a blast everyday.–Bandit 
 
 

 

BILLY RAY CYRUS AND LIL NAS X’S
“OLD TOWN ROAD”
WINS COUNTRY MUSIC ASSOCIATION’S
MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR–NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Billy Ray Cyrus continues shattering records and racking up accolades as the Flatwoods, Kentucky singer/songwriter and global music icon wins the Country Music Association’s Musical Event of the Year with Lil Nas X for “Old Town Road (Billy Ray Cyrus remix),” a song eliminated on country charts by Billboard critics for not “embracing enough elements of today’s country music.”

This is all on the on the heels of the song being certified diamond by the RIAA as Cyrus leads the pack for nominations as a country artist in the 2019 American Music Awards, yet none of the nods are in country categories. Cyrus is nominated in the all-genre Collaboration of the Year category, as well as Favorite Music Video, Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Song and Favorite Pop/Rock Song.

The CMA win follows a record-breaking year for Cyrus after he took home two MTV VMA Moonmen for Song of the Year and Best Direction, as well as two trophies at the BET Hip Hop Awards for Best Collab, Duo or Group and Single of the Year. The 2019 American Music Awards air November 24 on ABC.

The all-genre field is no stranger to Cyrus. In 1992, his first album, Some Gave All, debuted on the all-genre Billboard 200 album chart at No. 1 and stayed there for a record-breaking 17 weeks.

Not only is “Old Town Road (Billy Ray Cyrus remix)” the first song of 2019 to gain the diamond recognition, it is the first in the RIAA’s history to meet the minimum requirement of 10,000,000 units sold so quickly.

[page break]

LATEST FROM THE CLIMATE DEPOT–NPR Invents Fake Italy Wine Crisis

There they go again. National Public Radio published an article on its website claiming global warming is wreaking havoc on Italian wine production and forcing producers to seek new ways to protect their grapes. Yet the objective data show wine production in Italy, the rest of Europe, and the rest of the world are all doing quite fine.

As CFACT documented last month, global wine production set a new record last year. Italy was no exception, as Italian wine production also set a new record in 2018. Italian wine production is down some in 2019, but wine analysts attribute the 2019 decline to wine producers deliberately growing fewer grapes this year because they had so much holdover wine from 2018.

To the extent weather impacted the wine grapes that were grown, unusually late spring cold weather and frosts diminished output. Of course, as we are all lectured, global warming causes an earlier end to winter and an earlier start to spring. Without our recent modest global warming, this year’s cold spring would have been worse, this year’s late frosts would have been worse, and this year’s grape harvest would have been worse.

Leave it to NPR, however, to spin the record 2018 wine production, the excess wine held over into 2019, and the cold spring weather on global warming. NPR described the cold spring and late frosts as “weather extremes due to climate change.” Well, I guess “weather extremes” is one way to describe a cold spring and late frosts. Blaming those on global warming, however, is simply preposterous.

Regardless of what NPR would have people believe, wine production in Italy and throughout the globe is doing just fine as our planet modestly warms. So raise a glass and toast global warming!

–By James Taylor
from the Climate Depot

SALT TORPEDO UPDATE—We got the info for the padding around Micah’s Helmet and Atomic Bob finished the latest Salt Torpedo rendition.

I need to order the padding today.

 

 

THE CORAL HEAD MUSIC FESTIVAL REPORT–The American Legion presented its charity concert series The Coral Head MusicFest in support of U.S. Veterans charities for the first time at England Brothers Bandshell in Pinellas Park. Close to 3500 people turned out to relive the 80’s with rockers Sebastian Bach, Jackyl, Mark Slaughter, and Mitch Perry Group (MPG). Also appearing were regional artists HairDaze and Jen.

The crowd was electrified during the entire full day event and things really took off when Mark Slaughter hit the stage performing hits such as ‘Fly to the Angels’, ‘Mad About You’, and many more. Chainsaw wielding Jesse James Dupree along with Jackyl shined with an outstanding performance and executed a barstool in both fire and sawdust with their signature destruction via the famous chainsaw.

Sebastian Bach (former lead singer of Skid Row) blew the crowd away with the 30th anniversary performance of the band’s first album in its entirety in addition to some of his newest material.

Anyone familiar with the bandshell at England Brothers Park knows the stage is somewhat limited in space so the crew brought in and constructed a 50 foot stage complete with high powered sound and an outstanding lightshow.

In addition, food vendors and a number of local merchandise vendors were on hand throughout the day including everything from physic readings to booths from our sponsoring businesses such as The Whiskey, Suncoast Custom Builders, Vapers Manor, and Trichom Health Center just to name a few (full list of sponsors can be found on our website).

Concert goers also enjoyed plenty of Meet & Greets with the bands, beer, wine, and frozen drinks throughout the event along with a premium VIP section that provided an upfront view with preferred seating.

Although this is the first event to be held in the Tampa Bay area the American Legion is no rookie in presenting this event. Working on our 4th year in the Florida Keys with our primary charity being Project: VetRelief, we have brought a number of artists to the stage including the likes of Vince Neil, Great White, Atlanta Rhythm Section, John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band and many others.

The next event scheduled is in Marathon, Florida Keys on February 15, 2020 where Rock and Country will go head to head with ‘Don’t tell me you love me’ artists Night Ranger & ‘Trashy Women’ southern rock favorites Confederate Railroad.

Sponsorship is the key in the American Legion being able to produce such a high quality event. Without our sponsors we simply would not be able to do what we do and we appreciate their support in our U.S. Veterans. Sponsorship in the American Legion Coral Head MusicFest gives both local and national sponsors a lot of exposure in radio, print, online, and digital advertising.

There are many levels of sponsorship, which by the way are tax-deductible (501c veterans organization), and provide numerous tangible and intangible benefits such as advertising, tickets, parking, merchandise and more. To find out more on how you can support our U.S. Veterans and have a great time doing it call us directly and speak with our Sponsor Representatives Jen Ragland (Tampa Bay area) 727-851-1482 and Rich Anderson (South Florida) 305-942-9862, Email: LegionRiders154@gmail.com, or visit our website at www.coralheadmusicfest.com

Photos by Brian Kreuser

BANDIT’S CANTINA BAD JOKE LIBRARY IS HAVING A STAFFING ISSUE–How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it.

An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, “I think you have the wrong room.”

“You put in my husband’s teeth last week,” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”

Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells!

When is it okay to beat up a dwarf? When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and telling her that her hair smells nice.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died!

–from Rogue
Senior Editor
Bikernet.com™

 

 THE BIKERNET™ KNUCKLEHEAD RESEARCH DIVISION–
Message: Hello, I’m looking for a Hanson sport-shield roll-up wind screen for my Knucklehead. I’ve seen some repops on E-bay but they’re from Poland and Germany, real nice exact copies.

My question is, Do you know of anyone in the U.S. who repops these? I need one. they are just too cool. Let me know,

Thanks,
–Dave
Email Address: davesok@hotmail.com

I told him to call the Wheels Through Time Museum or Matt Olsen. He did and they immediately helped him find one Made in America.–Bandit

BILTWELL PROTECTION– NEW FOR 2020
Gringo & Bonanza Helmets
Twenty colorways. Two styles. One brand. The new Biltwell Bonanza and Gringo helmets are here. Better looking, more comfortable and feature-packed than ever. These classic open- and full-face helmets boasts yesterday’s style with tomorrow’s technology and are in stock today.

Biltwell Inc 42349 Winchester Rd Temecula, California 92590

BIKERNET™ INSPIRATION SHELTER–
The world is full of deception and lies: the label on the door said “Ladies” but there was just a toilet inside.

You can’t be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.

–Ujjwal Dey
International Editor
Bikernet™ News Bureau India

MIC RIDER PROGRAMS–November 21, Long Beach, California
Industry-wide Ridership Development Session Open to Non-Members, Free

The MIC is developing strategic tools for everyone in the industry to use, to create new riders and encourage current riders to enjoy riding even more, moving the industry forward. “More Riders, Riding More – The Ridership Session,” discussing key, actionable updates to the industry-wide, MIC-led ridership initiative, will be free for all powersports industry professionals to attend during the MIC Communications Symposium next week, whether a current member or not.
But space for those who are not yet MIC members is limited, so register for the session now at the link below.

“Because of the importance of the topic, the MIC will open the symposium’s afternoon session to everyone we can fit in the room, MIC members or not,” said Erik Pritchard, MIC president and CEO. “

Activating the knowledge and tools being developed – across OEMs, aftermarket, dealers, retailers, industry educators, trainers, and more – is intended to harness the power of all the industry, working in concert, regardless of membership status. So we invite everyone, and together, we will rise.”

More Riders, Riding More – The Ridership Session
Thursday, November 21
2 to 4 pm
The Westin Long Beach

Register for the session by going to the MIC web site.


NEW FROM AMERICAN IRON MAGAZINE– It’s out now… and they’ve blown Don’s cover…

This classic is in the new American Iron Magazine on your newsstands now.

–Markus Cuff
Officially Certified Feature Photographer
Bikernet™
American Iron
Cycle Source Magazine

If you don’t read American Iron we will feature this bike shortly.–Bandit


BIKERNET™ STARTS WORK ON XMAS CARDS—With the help of Ann Robinson, we scored a famous Hal Robinson illustration of Santa.

We carry a couple of Hal Robinson inspired shirts and some of his art. –Bandit


NICK’S GUITARS FOR SALE— I’m selling a couple guitars to help fund continued work with The Underground Thieves. Drop me an email at nickperrimusic@gmail.com and I will send you the scoop. Serious inquiries only, please. Have a great week!

–Nick

Hot LOWBROW deals for your cool wheels–
Or maybe it should be cool deals for your hot wheels?

In any case, we have Black Friday deals later this month, up to 86% off…

Do yourself a favor, take a few seconds and register for early access here. You’ll be glad you did.

It’s our biggest sale of the year, but the deals only last as long as the parts do…

CLICK HERE TO BEAT THE CROWD


A BROTHER SUPPORTS VETERANS DAY–Took the bike out for a ride to get my Veterans Day lunch, how about you commander Ball?

–Sgt. Bauman

I was tripping through the snow in Deadwood, SD–Bandit


NOVEMBER VINTAGE ACTION–
November 17th – Third Sunday Ride
This month we’re riding north up the PCH to…

Rock Store
30354 Mulholland Hwy,
Cornell, CA 91301

Vintage bikes encouraged, but all years, makes, and models are welcome!

We would like to stress that this is a safe and fun ride.
Some guidelines for the ride:

– We leave at 11am sharp!
– Be gassed up and ready to go.
– Do not pass our Road Captains. They are there to lead and keep everyone together.
– No lane splitting in large rides.
– Keep your lines clean & eyes open!

November 30th – 7th Annual VVMC Toy Drive & Holiday party

Saturday, Nov. 30th
8pm – 12am

Beyond Baroque
681 Venice Blvd.
Venice, CA 90291

Bring a new, unwrapped toy.

Food, Friends, Drinks, Music, and lots of Holiday Merriment!

December 1st – Two-Wheeled Toy Run

Sunday, Dec. 1st
Time and Location TBA. We will post all the details at VeniceVintage.com

We’ll meet up with 2 other motorcycle clubs and ride as a group down to Muscle Beach to join the LAPD Pacific Division’s annual Toy Drive celebration. There we’ll meet up with Joe Wheatley, Santa, and all his little helpers.

Come with rope and bungees to tie down the toys to our 2-wheeled sleds!

See You There!
Make sure to follow us on venicevintage.com for the latest updates an events calendar.

Cheers,
-VVMC


THE TEXAS DYNA REPORT–This is how much stuff I’ve taken off so far, bars will be here Wednesday. Got the Saddlemen seat for my “Dyna Boy” starter kit. Saw a guy today about 4am, 33 degrees and damp, wasn’t a bagger but at least he had windshield.

I must be old, I don’t like the way the wind hits my chest with the stock FXDB bars. Hoping the new bars will reduce it some? Fan yesterday morning, 33 this morning.

Progress continues.

–RFR
Certified Bikernet™ Event Photographer

BIKERNET MEDICAL CENTER JOB PLACEMENT DIVISION–When you have a ‘I Hate My Job’ day.

Even if you’re retired, you sometimes have those days.

Try this:

Stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and

purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this
brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw
the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now,
carefully place it on a table or a surface
so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now
the fun part begins.

Take
out the literature from the box and read it
carefully.

You
will notice that in small print there is a
statement: “Every Rectal Thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson
is personally tested and then
sanitized.”

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in
the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.”

HAVE A NICE DAY, AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

–Dr. Waggs
Chief Surgeon
Bikernet™ Medical Center

HOLY SHIT—I’ve got birds flying around inside the shop. That’s okay, but the sparrows shit on stuff. Cash our high-security watch dog doesn’t mind. Hell, his pointed ears don’t even move.

I just returned from Deadwood. The redhead had me freaked about the 8 degrees in the shade temps. It was fucking beautiful. Hell, I took walks in the snow.

Bikernet will have a headquarters in the Badlands before all is said and done, and frankly I can’t wait.

I’m building a list of content. Jeremiah is installing a set of beautiful billet black Joker Machine turn-signals on his 49mm Dyna. He promised the photos for a tech. We are working with Dennis Manning on a feature about his rebuilt Number 7 Streamliner. He’s looking for sponsors, so he can break the motorcycle land speed record once more. He’s the man when it comes to Streamlined motorcycles.

And just today James “the Tileman” gave me his shots from Vegas Bikefest. I’ll start working on the story in the next couple of days.
 
 
 

Never a dull moment around here. I need to get back on the shop, working on the Salt Torpedo. We are planning our first major test run in the next couple of weeks. Hang on!

In the meantime, ride fast and free forever!

–Bandit

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